>>25249883
Tell them you have chudivitus

EH YO GIB ME DAT

>>25249883
>Eh mate look at me I'm a fucking retard in a wheelchair, give me the Euro monies to continue living this existence.

>>25249883
>what should I say?
Not one word. Thats how they get you. You have to shit your pants in front of them and just sit there. Make sure the smell is unbearable they'll approve your gibs just to get you out of the room.

>>25249887
Thanks I laughed

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>>25249883
tell them you dont take the jew chemicals but say you do so you can get the money. honest is the best policy, trust me. it will never fuck you over ever in your whole entire life.

>>25249889
But I take the jew chemicals (they don't work)

>>25249883
>doyyyy uuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuh.....
>*drools*

>>25249888
Learn from the best. The entire french speaking half of belgium has been on disability gibs since 1950. Belgium has more disabled people than Germany!

>>25249883
just be yourself you got this, dont overthink it, you cant fail

>>25249890
i actually hope you get it anon. i dont know what to say. life is so meaningless i hate being alive. i hope you at least get to NEET and have some fun or something with your life. im sorry youre disabled. im a true nigger i truly hope i die

>>25249894
Thanks <3

I don't know what it means, but my mom knew junkies who got it saying they "hear voices like a radio" in their head.

>>25249883
>Soon I'm seeing a disability committee for my gibs, what should I say?
gib me

"I think Twilight Sparkle is the worst pony."
instant disability.

>>25249896
That's the easy way out, it's schizophrenia and you get approved and it can't be proven wrong lmao

>>25249883
You see dead people and the voices in you're head are telling you to go out into the streets and hurt people

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>>25249898
>having an opinion on technicolor donkeys in The Big '26
You're DEFINITELY insane and should be approved for Disability ASAP

>>25249887
>>25249883
just shit yourself in front of them

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>>25249898
i forgot bronies even existed

>>25249883
>muh gibs
>flag
Many such cases

>>25249883
Just bee yourself. They'll figure out you're retarded.

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>>25249905
>Just bee yourself.

>>25249883
Avoid eye vontact and dont be performative

>>25249883
tell them "get a job you useless retards" and enjoy the looks of confusion and mixed ideas wash over them as they struggle to resist telling a handicapped "now listen here you little shit"
for the funnies