Have you ever tried the suicide masturbation /bant/? Its where just before you cum, you yell "MOM, DAD!" and try to finish as quickly as possible before they come into the room
I cum faster when I hear steps outside my door
>>25278199This sounds like something pickle Rick would do to big chungus and we'd call it an epic 4chan moment, oh yeah baby.
no but i definitely had a moment once where the cum began spurting out right as mom opened the door unanounced
>>25278199And what happens if I lose? Should I ask my mother to help me?