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Alex jones said the n word
/ftl/'s 2027 new year's resolution should be fixing austin forever and putting him on the right track to get a new job and start investing in U.S. total market index funds for his retirement
Curious how A***** stopped spamming that hideous Jew hag as soon as someone started doing the same thing to his nigger vantacoal threads! Nobody cares anorexic faggot!
i thought this was alexis at first
>>25310642Boomers had the worst taste in porn stars. 90's style huge boob jobs were just fucking awful
orionmorales085's face dox
unfortunately bashir (real human being) could not secure the nicolas winding refn interview...
>>25310642This district sleeps alone tonight
Famous movie star Daniel from season 4 is starring in Landman
>>25310665Good for him desu
>>25310661that Refn guy is such an unbelievably cringey douche. he did this interview with the late great William Friedkin, who is famous for not suffering fools, being blunt and hilarious. Friedkin just disagrees with every point Refn makes, looks at the camera and smiles every time he says something ridiculous, and complexly roasts him. this is exactly the kind of humiliation ritual a cringe douche like that guy should have to endure. but knowing how stupid Refn is, he probably thought he came out looking good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZAvDlqGSEc&t=4184s
>>25310671completely* not complexly
>>25310661Has Boxxy gotten back to him yet
>>25310671seriously guys, even if you don't care at all about these people, this is such an unbelievable showcase of a cringe human being. you would never believe in a million years the guy directed Drive. one of the coolest movies ever made
>>25310670i thought this was someone giving the finger from the thumbnail imagine my shock when it turned out to be a gay guy's penis posted by a closeted gay guy who collects and posts gay guy penises
ocean has been live fucking around with his boat trailer for an hour
He's cooked. can't get the axel back on by himself and he has nobody to help him
>>25310683>>25310712>dirtless rockswhat's even the point
boats are such a pain
Hey guys we're watching jay cheesy mogging these fat bitches
>>25310671it is a joke both are in on; a long time ago when William Friedkin was young, he interviewed Fritz Lang, so its a play on that now Nic is the young guy and Billy is the old guy
>>25310676no...
>>25310722Bashir has zero pop
>>25310724did he interview you last night?
>>25310728Nope
>>25310724Jin are you doing Safe Zone or is the dream over?
>>25310755Not unless I happen upon a free trip to Miami
>>25310758Have you paid off your credit card debt?
How come the penis guy never posts his own penis?
>>25310758Was going to ask if you still had a valid ESTA but you’re a Canuck so you don’t need it as long as you travel on a Canadian passport
Phat ass Aperture is doing Safezonehttps://x.com/ApertureKeys/status/2120153727428415537
bashir interviewd hideo kojima last night and converted him to islam and no one said a word
cryokeen waking up to another day of doing nothing
>>25310765keep going on them walks
>>25310768He's writing job applications I think
one day cryokeen just didn't want to go to highschool and his mom said ok and bought him weed
>>25310765fishtank and sam hyde's legacy is an obese landwhale and a balding ftm furry
>>25310765he's gonna steal cryo's gimmick of fat guy on a e-bike/scooter
a thousand streamers in miami running across highways
would you laugh if you were in school and say cryokeen get bullied?
>>25310770he'll have a panic attack just looking at the applications and find an excuse to procrastinate
Would Cryo be the type of nigga to get bullied by a bunch of 5th graders
>>25310786no he would call them the n word and throw poop at them.
Cryo just wants a job where he can say nigger and smoke weed
>hello I have no work experience, terrible physical health, I'm over 40, never graduated high school, I drink and smoke weed constantly, have a tendency to shout the n word unprompted, and my greatest achievement is life is being humiliated by a small woman on a livestream. when can I start?
>>25310760Not even close>>25310764I think ESTAs are good for two years so mine should still be fine
>>25310806Stop paying idols
>>25310765Aperture and fem to male tranny king doctor are fuckin
There are kids dying across the world because they have no access to clean water or medicine and there is cryo who does nothing and receives money he can spend on weed, alcohol and movies just for existing, he practically lives better than 90% of humanity in history and hasn' work a single day in 40 years of life.To me thats crazy
>>25310910Why
I do wonder what will Cryo do when both of his parents pass away from old age. He should be a grandpa by now.
>>25310802They give you nothing. Never pay money to girls unless you're fucking them.
>>25311002it's crazy that his only disability is that he doesn't like to ever be stressed. he basically told the government that he can't be bothered and they write him a fucking check every month
>>25310802>I do not have reliable transportation and I live on an island only accessible by boat. I have no references. In fact, everyone who knows me comes to hates me. My core competency is making excuses. My reputation is that of a pervert.
>>25311007meant for>>25311005
TJ unfollowed Mints on Instagram, even funnier considering TJ was Mints’ favourite contestant from the Wired interview
Salute to HAWC
>>25311005idols are nontentif you didn’t waste all your money on worthless jap slop over the years you could be traveling and creating content but instead you are an in debt fat balding guy with a collection of worthless rex polaroids
>>25311009Anxiety disorders and certain mental illnesses do qualify as disabilities ?
https://x.com/constantino/status/2120198725096075561
>>25311037Yeah but you still have to convince a judge that it keeps you from being able to work.
>>25311037Cryos anxiety is THC infuced
>>25311044If you're on the books as getting public assistance because of "anxiety" then THC and energy drinks should be disqualifying, they're probably the leading cause of anxiety and panic attacks these days.
>>25311031Idols are more content than CX and Fishtank
>>25310797most ppl do this at their job anyways?
>>25311037i still don't understand how you can have an "anxiety disorder" like yeah anxiety sucks. you have to deal with it. it's insane that normal discomfort is a considered a disablity
>>25311051that's why the system is ridiculous. all the state can do is give you money or not. if you try and put any conditions on it liberals will chimp out HOW COME YOU CAN'T SMOKE WEED IF YOU'RE POOR YOU FUCKING NAZI???
>>25311011haha, sounds like he should run for congress lol
>>25310765Him and Jet are going?
I never knew Creature posted a photo like this. It's kind of giving me a new fetish.
>>25311065don't get me started
Why are people making fun of our cherished boy cryo again? He's working extremely hard behind the scenes and all you can do is throw insults. Shame on you.
cryokeen simply does not have any reason to change. there is no future he can envision better than what he's doing now. he's totally content and that's what traps him. the pain of changing has to be less than the pain of continuing and his life is completely pain free.
>>25311057i think its generally intended for people who literally have uncontrolled mental breakdowns from anxiety not just discomfort. obvious its reach is far broader currently.
>>25311073You dont know anything about what its like to be cryo if you were teleported into his shoes and his life memories you would instantly kill yourself you have no idea what its like to live with self hatred and guilt and the insults you people fling at him everyday and the courage that it takes for him to keep going and not snap and kill everyone. Fuck You.
>>25311075Oh yeah the police body cam and breaking down on kick and on yt live constantly aren't enoughFuck all of you
>>25311070thanks for the update, terror
>>25311075like>the cashier at the store squinted at me slightly she must think im a fucked up freak rapist and if she thinks that everyone thinks that i cant leave my house or everyone in town will beat me to death for thinking im a freaktype shi
Seriously fuck you guys im breaking my mind here trying to work on KH8 before you release another smear job fuck you guys to the core your fucking slimeThose of us who like me I like you but some of you are fucking demons
>>25311078you are just a pussy that needs to be beaten. then you will know the shit you cry about daily are nothing
>>25311081Oh yeah because cryo has been working on that anxiety response for 20 years and you actively saw him freak out and leave after Tayleigh assaulted and threatened him????You people make me fucking sick
>>25311082kysfcf
>>25311084If you beat me then id beat you back. I've been beaten before.So you think people need to get the s*** kicked out of them in order for them to be productive members of society I think that makes you a pretty messed up human personallyI've been shot at I've been punched in the face I've been punched all over f*** you you have no f****** idea what it's like to live my life f*** you
>>25311087See that's what you people think really down you just want to kill me you just want to assault me and kill me you don't give a s*** about my growth as a person you're the monster
>>25311078you were drunk though. you keep it together just fine sober. are you sure you aren't stealing disability with a fraudulent claim?
Rynkerbelle is back
>>25311078i think a lot of that is more the alcohol than the anxiety. i'm not saying you don't have anxiety issues but i honestly don't think they're unfixable if you're able to post your face online (among other things) the way you currently do. Like you're able to go to the store and buy things for yourself, people i've known with severe anxiety are barely able to leave their houses let alone talk to strangers or buy things. its hard but you can make things better for yourself cryo
>>25311029TJ should beat that little faggot to death.
>>25311005Pay for Idols
>>25310765Jet looks awful
>>25311088you just have been coddled way too much by your parents. the fact that they just let you live like this is insane. you don't even have a highschool diploma and your mom drives you to the weed store and your dad gives you gifts. that's crazy. it's mostly their fault but you are old enough now to change yourself.
>>25311088Cryo you are not winning any fights. You fat fucking basedjak cunt.
>>25311088whats the most powerful attack you ever hit another person with
>>25311088>you think people need to get the s*** kicked out of them in order for them to be productive members of societyno just you.
cryo watch this you are the mothhttps://youtu.be/kmXV5iOncT8?si=JrOPOfygdRBAXJD5&t=64
>>25310911Is he actually a tranny? or just unfortunate looking?
/ftl/ Fishtank Live CX #912 was an all-timer thread. Wish I could have been there.
>>25311106Way ahead of u on that
gf sent this
>>25311137wasn't this the broad klaus was e-dating a few weeks ago
Good morning guys wake n bake
>>25311134zoomers are 30 now dude
>>25311141nah shes european
>>25311128Claims to be unfortunate looking. Ive heard from too many other females that Kingdoctor is a female to male tranny tho so i believe it.
Awaiting the critical Cole W. Dennis Safe Zone 2 update
>>25311145No we arent
Would Josie have trooned out if she never went on fishtank?
>>25311150the cutoff is 95-96, zoomers are 30 now
Cole vs Cole Golden
>>25311158Letty's BF tried to get gold Coal over hes anti content im afraid
Season 2 payton got me acting up...
>>25311157The cutoff is 97, next year the first zoomers hit 30
>>25311030Is this edited
>>25311166even if that is the case the picture that italian guy posted doesn't make any sense since it's showing a millennial worried about turning 30.
Angie really thought Ben Taylor from fishtank production wanted a real deal relationship with her.
>>25311175whore hat
>>25311174thats a bit mean
>>25311137she looks like trouble
>>25311172It’s like a ten year old image based on the references, so it’s from the time when millennials were first hitting 30
>>25311181lovely gal humble too
>>25311182You mean covid era?
>>25311174how do we know they aren't dating?
>>25311078You were blackout drunk
what the fuck do americans love saying dating every day is a date bulldog
>>25311187Yeah probably more around there. But millennials had been 30 for a bit by that point
>>25311195Ben wouldn’t date angie he would just pump and dump her
>>25311199Elder millennials maybe, they don't count. They're too similar to gen x. 1990 are the real millennials.
Im dating life
>>25311192She's gonna end up doing porn, about 90% sure. If I could get at her with my craniometer, or else my penis, I could be 100% sure.She is a stupid bitch though 100%, dumb skank
>>25311205core millennials are 1985-1989 90s born kids are fake millennials
>>25311198are you asking why americans use words to describe every day things? do mexicans not do that?
>>25311211Shut up gen x wannabe faggot.
>>25311213i mean dating feels mega transactional bro not hating
>>25311215you will never be a millenial. your memories of the 90s are non existent. you are an old zoomer, the worst of both worlds.
We use "andar" as in walking together
>>25311219Youre gen x
>>25311217i see i see
i'm done talking to pasta retards
>>25311170No
yes bro we all want to have sex with angie and her lick our balls anus and feet but she is still never going to go over itt
Keen Veterans Day
>>25311223im strong towns pilled
>>25311077every bit of hate that fat cow faggot gets is downstream from the poor decisions he made for himself
>>25310612The biggest problem with dating Beth or Kato is every time you're at family functions, you can stop looking at how much hotter your gf's mom is.
Angie golden age ended a while agoNo more bikini pics, barely streams, it’s over
>>25311245#ftlcomedy
>>25310765do these fat fucks like aperture and diamond know they gotta be able to move around fast or else they won't last a day
>>25311231tits
>>25311245Kato mom is ugly in motion
>>25311201we don't know that for sure
>>25311128if you've heard him speak it's like 1:1 how ftms speak
New nonce droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVATDPWtO_M
my biggest problem with dating beth or kato is every time i’m at family functions i can’t stop fucking them alongside their hotter moms. and they like it!?
you now remember the weird rat looking woman from bitchtank that somehow got a writing job on the thankfully cancelled bloodgames 2
>>25310765miami cast is way better
>>25311268Her name was shadi or something i think
>>25311270S2 is always better than S1
Is there a new content house in miami? when is Circle 2 starting?
>>25311268i never forgot julianna #fakefan
>>25311270>>25311272Is there a full list of participants?
>>25311273Friday
>>25311276No anyone can turn up on the day we wont know until it starts
>>25311235he had a ptsd episode when cockle subdued him, just like rambo. First Blood also took place in washington
>>25311274you didnt but you should have
>>25311256proof?
>>25311268Jet asked her for a massage at his place after she got engaged then she disappeared from the internet
>>25311279wow you're rightCryBo
Whay will be the "big reveal" of season 2 safe zone
>>25311280julianna is a bukkake expert
>>25311289TJ
>>253112773 more sleeps till cawntent
>>25311289it’s a 24/7 livestream coming from a camera in the corner of your bedroom and ice keeps making fun of your buffalo hump
>>25311268You now remember the juliana and Q twitter space (pre bitchtank)
bend over for ben
>>25311289
I really hope that it’ll be a normal and nice day tomorrow.
Safe Zone participantsVimpBinxBillyBetzKalkalakaSharpfartSlack_AUApertureDiamondFreddyPossibleBurtJayJeezyNinaCole
>>25311298nice crop was there a gay porn watermark on this or something
Cryo has alluded to his disability being fake before
Eating Bongo's big fat ass
>>25311318of course it's fake, retard. He only get away with it because he lives in a permablue libtard state where they hand out welfare without any real checks against fraud
Keen Hanukkah
>>25311292>>25311277That's awesome dude haha. Is James Drake coming?
>>25311327dude he’s planning fort drake haha
when does tunagirl show up
>>25311330her and natalie from as seen on are teaming up
BBC = BLACK BOY CLIThttps://x.com/blackboiclit/status/2119905704052162621
>>25311331which one was natalie?
>>25311295Q offered to bring her a yellow bicycle (her favorite color) and she turned him down like a bitchWe hate Juliana here
>>25311334idk sorry
>>25311284What did he think was going to happen there
>>25311284that happened before bitchtank
>>25311365
>>25311233lost too much aura after getting wiggeredmany such cases sadly
https://iceposeidon.com/safezone/map
Insider here. BIG season 6 news dropping soon.
Nobody talks about this but Bashir is a 30 year old virgin...
>>25311376Doesnt work
>>25311380works on my machine
>>25311279>this fishtank is over cryo >IT'S OVER
>>25311376>2D looks like GTA:SA>3D you can't read any labels
>>25311376laggy as hell
yoI need C updatesdid he lock in anyone?or their team fell apart before war?I told you C just go to miami and link up with random kick streamer, like other anon said binx would link you up with golden cole
>>25311386c said it's too much to plan so soon but safezone 3 is in the cards. imo realistically it's never gonna happen because all the people he wants to team with never leave their houses
>>25311378Letty took his virginity after s5 before dating Tanner She's an incel hunter (seek and destroy)
>>25311376This is actually really cool
>>25310779maybe but I also would have invited cryo to eat at ny lunch table.
>>25311390yeah he is being scared queerjust buy powerbanks and go to miami
>>25311392I believe Bashir had the power to say no, but his friend that stayed with them for that week stood no chance.
>>25311376Is Jimbo allowed to leave his retard zone in the boiler room for the event?
comfy
>>25311245they're not hotter, but you do want to be aware of how you're prospective gf's mom are aging because she most likely will look similar.
>>25311392you should come out of the closet already and try not to follow up this post with try hard sexhaver stuff you know nothing about
Josie does not care about black people https://x.com/SquidViciousMMA/status/2120246764045520939
>>25311245i think a much bigger problem is that both women have had prominent internet porn careers selling their bodies to strangers on the internet
>>25311407Im not watching all of that
>>25311385Works on my machine
Austin x Landon sz2
>>25311384>>25311401Vice City was the best ps2 era GTA
>>25311400he said he’s sitting this one out due to lack of munnies (kingdom hearts 2 currency)
Landon is saying that winning sz2 will get him vimpIt might do the same for Austin and betty
>>25311404Relax cone
>>25311407Kek
>>25311407ofc notMexicans hate blacks even more than white people haha
>>25311292Cx needs payton and her model company friends to be the official Cx Angels
>>25311292Based Bert is saving /ftl/ from nontent once again I see
>>25311419if cone came in to the threads and immediately made 2 sissy cuck posts thinking about other men having sex with sexy women i would be just as upset and disappointed
So Safezone 2 will not feature any FT characters?
>>25311426no one cares cone relax cone
>>25311376>>25311385shadows are too much. they should turn that off for sure
>>25311431at least you are being gay :)
>no Unique tech>no Unique items>no Unique units>no brown nose mechanicnever gonna make it
Cone needs a coke and a smile
bullied out of banter haha
Sam's enemy Anthony Fantano fucked a tranny
>>25311442they are more alike than they'd like to think
haha
fat guy fighthttps://x.com/ScreenDoor_/status/2120040140571910398
>>25311442pimp
Binx Update https://x.com/AfterFishtank/status/2120049521317273728
>>25311430TS (Terror Squad)
>>25311442getting a little tired of you can see everything being the new hot thing
>>25311451me too. everyone grandstands over each other enough.
>>25311451it's the best film of 2026
>>25311448this was funny and sad. she inhaled mom dust
>>25311451it's already played out
>>25311451its a retarded psyop
>>25311459of course you would say that, it has your man crush Nathan plus you see penis
>>25311463it's not just me saying it everyone is saying it
>>25311459Better than obsession with freaky Nina???
>>25311459lol no it's not you faggot
>>25311464THE MASSES ARE SICKJEI WE XHCHSISI
>>25311460>she inhaled mom dusthaha
>>25311465obsession is only the best movie of 2026 if you only watch 2 films a year maybe>>25311466what did you think was better?
>>25311442damn... He divorced his black wife for this?
>>25311463There is penis but Theranos doesn't get naked? stupid woke blue wave
>>25311421Is this true, Mexicans?
Backrooms > obsession
>>25311469It was the best horror movie doe
>>25311476if you've only watched 5 horror movies
>>25311473dude you need to realize you are not inherently funny
guy who says a movie is his favorite movie without being able to articulate why besides “other people said it was good”
>>25311475incels are unable to fully appreciate the true horror of Obsession unfortunately haha
>>25311477you have to live with a crazy girlfriend for a while then you will understand haha
>>25311480just say you think klaus is retarded he can’t hurt you
guy who doesn't understand that I can't say why I like this movie without spoiling it:
I hope Ethan Klein comes back in a month and pulls a ProJared and everyone looks like a big fool
>>25311484trannyleaks mom is his crazy gf I think
>>25311488>pulls a ProJareddid he cheat too? I forget the lore
HUGE Laura update
>>25311449Don't know who that is. Who do I root for?
>>25311488procured had a pedophile accusation on top of a cheating accusation he had way more 2 defend himself over
>>25311486i watched it opening night in a packed theater, there’s nothing to spoil. you’re just inarticulate and a cultural plebeian
>>25311442I still wonder if Tina is a Chinese spy for the New York market
>>25311494W
>>25311493unc projared was 21 in 2006 when he started reviewing games and now you’re 6 years younger than him and also a pedophile
>>25311497there is many things 2 spoil why I liked the movie basically hinders on the twist which I do not want 2 spoil
>>25311497you seem gayer then the tranny
>>25311499I am not sure if you are complete oblivious to how chinks do politicsbut couple years ago they had secret police office/building in jewyork (in some eu countries too)they mostly just target chinks dissidents overseas not random hapa prostitutes
>>25311496projared*
>>25311459It's super mid especially for Nathan fielder.There are 20 episodes of his other works that are way better.
>>25311442>This song everyone likes is bad>This song everyone black likes is good>This song nobody at all likes is goodLiterally his whole dealio, such a pretentious fag
>>25311493Yeah, and it turned out he and his wife were in an open relationship that she initiated
>>25311494it's over for lauraeclipsetv simps
>>25311473you see her nipple while she is breastfeeding
>>25311451They did a good job with marketing
>>25311510Nathan for You is probably the funniest show of all time haha
>>25311503The actress that plays Elizabeth in a Hulu show being in the movie and acting out Elizabeth's part because she's in jail?Wow what a fucking surprise!It's not a twist at all if you watch any his stuff.
>>25311511no you are simply uncultured plebian swine
>>25311510nathan is a onions irony fag whos running cover for some whore scammer
Carolina and James Drake going down the 'conspiracy theory' rabbit hole.
calling the natural plot progression of a film “a twist” is really funny
>>25311523>>25311518https://pastebin.com/mau5wNK2
>>25311518just spoiled the movie for everyone haha
don't click his virus link
>thinking [redacted] is the twist when there's a clear fucking twist at the end of the movienobody actually watches movies anymore
Further proof that to escape a lifetime in prison, all you have to do is get fucked by a Jew enough
>documentary about a real life event>twist endingi don't think that's how that works dawg
>>25311413This but GTA San Andreas.
>>25311494she really needs to get that mole removed. probably less than $1k to get it done easy.
when you have an opinion a whole quarter of /ftl/ comes 2 attack you and treat it like ur saying it objectively
can you N words shut up about what happens in the movieI haven't seen it yet I'm waiting for when I visit my mommy haha
>>25311526Imagine being upset (not you) and not wanting to spoil things in a general devoted to a feud between at least four simps of an insane piss cutting seizure whore with a helping of burnouts posting their cocks.
>>25311528you mean the "nathan developed feelings for elizabeth" obviously fake shoehorned in ending so that the film could have ending? kek you're retarded
>>25311530A movie twist (or plot twist) is an unexpected change or revelation in a film's story that radically alters the audience's understanding of what they have been watching
>>25311534i think it’s just because it’s you and their minds eye is deeply perverse and scary when they try to imagine you standing over them and ruining their lives all day every day
>>25311530Lots of documentaries do that though.
>>25311528can u link the movie again
>>25311528that Nathan "loves" her.He loves a lot of people.
To really get You can see everything you have to be familiar with all of Nathans work N4Y, Rehearsal - his shtick and know Holmes story and see these characters clash / it's bizarre in the most mind boggling way
>>25311548the thumbnail image when it's really small always makes it look he says he's on the set for landon
>>25311548Hiding hairlip core
>Imagine being upset (not you)I am upsetti spaghetti
>>25311534backtracking because you got called out that you don’t have any argument. you’re allowed to like something on a personal level and i’m glad you enjoyed the film but you spent basically the whole thread acting like your opinion is fact because other people say the movie is good lol
>>25311539>calling anyone an r-slur when your claim is complete headcanon :|
The best part is and it's actually fact checked that Charlie "Pussy" Kirk was (no RIP) a pussy ass bitch lol
This twist is never shown.He flew her out to prison and she sucked his dick in the cockpit on the way there.
>>25311541>>25311545unless they just start making shit up, idk how you can have a "twist" ending
>>25311553it was a becky Lynch reference. i.e a joke, thank you for giving me an opportunity 2 talk abt what I liked abt the film though.
daniel from thankful tank season 1 is co starring in billy bob thortons landman
>>25311558have you seen it?
Payton's Angels
Boooo
>>25311562no. my post said documentaries in general. unless you just start making shit up, what twist is there to a story that already happened that you're simply reporting on?
>>25311566you shld see everything (2026)
Can we talk about how Serge Gainsbourg not only cracked Jane Birkin but Brigitte Bardot too, the man was on a generational run in the 60s
>>25311565Again?!
Blames content these days is pulling out a gun and threatening to shoot people haha that's the new irl metahttps://scored.co/c/IP2Always/p/1ATodeCsfn
how does cryo explain this to hr?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1794105647044131.mp4
>>25311511He is even pretentious when it comes to rap. >rated MBDTF really low saying that it was derivative of other people's work and was copying "Death Grips">thinks playboy carti's work is akin to "KId A" by Radiohead
YCSE is not a documentary. its a mockumentary just like the rest of Nathans work. it is a critique of documentary filmmakers getting too close to their subjects and the relationship ruining their impartiality.by the end of the film Nathan has fallen for Elizabeths lies.
>>25311571Booooooooo
Jimmy is saying democrats are going to ban boiler rooms and kill his career’s future
>>25311572penishead never relaxes >>25311575You forgot to turn on your italian flag
Nathan Fielder is replacing Brian Maloney as the documentarian for Jimmy's hoarderman movie
>>25311574jesus what is this jimmy hoarderman house tier bullshit is cryo's mom mentally ill
>>25311582that's fair
>>25311569>you should watch the latest astroturf-hype moviei bet you watched the barbie movie as well
>>25311586I haven't seen barbie
>>25311578boiler rooms aren't woke enough for blue wave haha2bh he is lucky he lives in Vermont (all white ppl) or he would have been replaced with a brown person
also>asks question>maybe you should see the thing your asking about>it's astroturfed and I'm not going 2 see it.....ok
>>25311555stop making Sam Hyde cry haha
>>25311572blame hasn't been the same since he got mogged by the monkey king
it’s criminal that we have to hear about this movie over and over again and it’s just another a24 movie for film bro man children, grow up
>>25311574That's not his voice
>>25311597>damn, that's pretty messed up man. how could anyone do such a thing.
>>25311583they are moving
https://youtu.be/RoUFEF5sWlM?si=5fnaeySsxpUfACyJNew simpable mids wearing socks podcast dropped
>>25311565>>25311577I reported her when she threatened to kill Bill Eilish. I hope police arrested her on terrorism charges.
>>25311597why are all pedophiles named David
Only movie I watched this year was godzilla
>>25311598i don’t like guys like you either
>>25311603but to be fair they do hoard and need to just throw away 99% of everything they own. especially cryo.
>>25311607is that your name? why do you know this?
>>25311597But he wrote those books and was kinda queer, he gets a pass
>>25311603o rite I forgot it takes like 5 years to move my bad haha
is this true?
she is a winner
>>25311530>>25311566>Jinx:Robert Durst documentary. >dear zachary Don't know about twist endings. But a lot of documentaries have done the "rug-pull" move on the viewers.
>>25311604very cool very cool
why are all pedophiles named Matthew haha
>>25311604>male guest>no timestamps
She’s cracking
>>25311604just when you thought they couldn't make a screenshot of their podcast any more frustrating they find a new way to push the boundaries
>>25311607Sometimes they are named Samuel, Sam, Shmuel, Samuhydan or Jet
>>25311609uhhh okay well i wasn’t trying to team up i’m my own thing
>>25311604I refuse to listen to this slop until they buy a persian rug and drink tea during the episodes.
>>25311614depends on where you're atif you're on a plane you can't say I have a bomb haha
>>25311620she became religious and started using emojis 2 break sentences like ur mum on facebook
>>25311615kato is making friends after mass, going on dates with younger guys then ghosting them, and basically you're all non religious losers
>>25311620I am fully invested in the new Kato Catholic larp
>>25311614>guy whose career consists of streaming himself eating out old homeless women and living in an RV thinks you can say whatever you like with no consequences.I think that his perspective might not be the same as most people's experience.
>>25311620good for her
>>25311608That's crazy You're missing out on some good kinos
>>25311620Jesus Wept
>>25311623you’re just another guy trying to kill off a type of guy. we don’t need you people anymore.
>>25311608i got a horror movie kick around halloween
i miss pizzaguy
>>25311469Obsession came out in 2025, it premiered at various festivals. This level of tardiness is why you'll never make it as a film critic. Nora Fawn would never make amateur mistakes like that. Do better
>>25311637haha
>>25311642I haven't been invited 2 festivals yet so that's why I use the release date 4 their theater release
>>25311615>>25311620>>25311643dear diary
need to workshop my kato dating proposal to be serious and not goofy whatsoever
>>25311641he is on a date with tunagirl rn I think
>>25311644If you collab with Nora, she can get you into TIFF and NYFF next year
>>25311574Is this actually a real video? source? ai fake or not?
>>25311486you sound like a terrible movie reviewer
New sz2 team dropped (slim pickings and we’re working with what we got)Jimmy and Jinny
>>25311650USSR movies were pretty good
>>25311642ya but it didn't play in US theaters until May 2026
>>25311651it's fake cryo keen would never say the n word
>>25311649this is kato's made in hell tattoo. its actually really spiritual and meaningful to her like beth's is to her
can we get a KH8 bug list update
>>25311658Ghost Baby
/ftl/ stands with momto
>>25311639yeah i don’t want to keep reading the same thing about a movie or tv show just it’s some faghags’ temporary new obsession sue me!
>>25311653Go live on Kick Cole
>>25311620based
>>25311641he better not come back here unless he has his hat in hand and a long apology
I think that was the comment that got me blocked from all accounts haha
>>25311661oh so that's why she had to stop going on dates with 24 year old catholic guy. it was tempting her to start fucking teen boys again.
>>25311620Americans are so fake its unreal
>>25311664Have you seen The Kid Detective (2020)?
>>25311664crazy that you let yourself get vrilmogged by benleaks. let’s see your hobbies niglet.
>>25311676>>25311676>>25311676new
>>25311673Tell us about your super sincere authentic personality and interests
>>25311678Fuck you nigger
>>25311687Real new
>>25311672Virgin Hunter Kato is a sick ladyGets off on tempting young Catholic men to desecrate their vows and have sex before marriage haha
i like this resurgence of kato posting
>>25311680german greens/shitlibs just love to performatively seethe about us folx I think
>>25311674lol no i haven’t>>25311675i don’t have hobbies because i’ve recently come down with a terrible case of anhedonia
>>25311700well i hope you conquer that
>>25311703thank you!
>>25311678Too early, retard.
>>25311700>anhedoniashardi-coded
>>25311614A guy just got arrested for telling an indian to go back to his country
>>25311658beth picked her tattoos out of a book at the tattoo parlor.
>please dont give me your opinions on dating while i share my opinions on dating to everyone online
a chinese masters student was bitching to me about how he needs a root canal but he doesn’t have insurance. sorry buddy, i can pull that shit out for you if you want.
>>25311650Great movie.>>25311654But it's polska kino.
