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Penis thread
I lost my virginity at 17 which I thought was pretty normal. but I just saw a post on reddit asking "what age were you when you first had sex?" half the replies were people saying like 13/14/15. then the other half were people in their 30s who are still virgins... why is reddit like this?
Favorite DBZ side character?Mine is Gregory haha
>>25313105>t. Pedophile https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/204090507/#204093276https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/21333379/#21346091crimeshttps://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22021864/#22022511https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22021864/#22022526https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22209815/#22211192https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/20730387/#20730697klaus haushttps://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23117470/#23117754
>>25313115I was 15 but girl was 17 haha
>>25313118#groomed
>>25313118Is that why you’re still attracted to 17 year olds and younger? Arrested development?
>>25313117>failed to take down Sam >failed to take down Jet>failed to take down S5>currently failing to take down random 4chan guydang cone man u ever gonna stop losing?
Summoning Cole
>>25313125what about that onionsmorales guy?
>>25313116never seen dbzI grew up watching dallas, gillmoire girls, renegade, and other tv shows I don't even remember name off, because it was just random channel playing old merican shows in english
>>25313125You fail to take down cone and Austin. Cone has legitimately threatened to take your life and instead of contacting the authorities for a man you have all the information of, you continue to shill him instead. What’s up with that?
or was he that 4chan guy
Klaus was rite doeCone just mad cause he always gets mogged haha
Why are the threads so fast tonight?
>>25313129Why do you continue to humor this fuck? Is it really so titillating to discuss games with someone with no means to game?
Knowing it's AB who uploaded the S4 clip and making the shitty ai thumbnails and uploading her shitty episodes on the youtube makes me feel better knowing the wiggers completely abandoned fishtank.
>>25313136Sugar rush
Search results for Klaus was right: many resultsSearch results for Cone was right: no resultshaha
I don’t like how fast the threads are going today
MDE never dies!
>>25313138I was defending you. you epically pwned that onionsmorales guy. he will never recover probably
>>25313134>>25313141This is sad.
>>25313136we are manic tonight for some reason
>>25313136klaus, cone, austin and bad ideas are in the same thread
>>25313144I don’t know who that is. Why deflect to conepedo nonsense? I can talk video games too if you’d like. I even have consoles that work (with proof).
>>25313151did you get Ocarina of Time? are you getting GTA 6?
>>25313152I don’t have a switch 2 but I will be getting GTA 6, of course. I was initially cool with the OOT remake but then I heard the voice acting and cooled off on it considerably.
>>25313156wow W rizz. I can't believe that worked
>>25313129I don't even know if that's really him or not haha if you check twt it's like some old white guy or something but their account is currently suspended so idk
>>25313162
you cant rizz an actual demon
>>25313157that's funny I had the same reaction. I was watching someone streaming for an unrelated reason and they happened to be playing it. I was like "the fuck is going on with these voice actors?".. so I imagine that's a common takeaway from this new game. I might get it and a Switch for Christmas tho. will probably get GTA the day it launches
How come you're extra mad and tilted today to the point of spamming?
>>25313163yeah he got epically pwned (or coned) it seems
>>25313130you should watch it (not kai the music sux) also yu yu hakusho has excellent English dub
sentinel > gayta 6 million oi vei
she said shit and fuck in the pews
>>25313171Hmm possibly The conejak is still a W in the end doe haha
>>25313170
>>25313165>>25313166You said you'd be fine if she raped you bro. that was a bold move trying that line tho
watch this show doggiesit's chadlennial coded
>demon
Time to summon Prola.
im the nico paz of ftl
>>25313185he has more important things to do. he's gonna become a famous rap god
>>25313172>faulconer ost
>>25313175
>>25313193haha I am a fan of the og ocean dub music too because nostalgia but it can't compare to the Funimation dub music
>>25313202you actually gained some good grace yesterday. don't throw it all away now...
>>25313168I’ve seen people comparing it to breathy anime voice acting and it’s pretty brutal but I’ll probably cave on it like the Demon Souls remake if I ever end up playing it. GTA 6 will be a major part of the zeitgeist so I might take a break from online and just post the klauspedoinfo when it comes out and enjoy it for myself. I find discourse nauseating.
>>25313173This but Queen's Domain.https://youtu.be/WB0C8z2j6nA
For us chadlennials DBZ was very confusing because the voices changed half way through the frieza saga hahaOcean dub Vegeta is pretty hardcore haha very kino https://youtu.be/lEN9gxZkmoM
>>25313177That doesn't answer my question, only proves that you're an actual cuck saving this.
>>25313175>>25313194i still don't know what she meant by "pews"
>>25313208>I’ve seen people comparing it to breathy anime voice actingwhich is why I don't watch anime dubs>so I might take a break from online and just post the klauspedoinfo when it comes out and enjoy it for myselfeveryone deserves a break or a vacation I suppose
they are calling it the best 74 post run in four chan history
>>25313219these are pews I think
>>25313224we did it *pops champagne and gets really startled*
>>25313213There’s so many stupid questions you ask that apply to klaus as well. Can you state your principles so this plothole makes sense?
>>25313228thank you bill ottma
>>25313232you're welcome
>Temu Skull (You)ing again and playing the whataboutism card.
>klauspedoinfoI will never be a pedophile like cone and I always win haha KAW KAW
>>253132462 sides of the same coin
I am eating beans.Kidney beans
>>25313250why cause we both like Betty? Psssh whatever smell ya l8r h8r haha
>>25313246What did you mean by this? If anyone can direct any cone posts similar to this, I would appreciate it.
Austin build a shelter for your kitties and ask your neighbors if they can donate any cat food https://x.com/Evelyn_Rogers8/status/2120019078286823933
is there even a point of having moderators on this website
>>25313262YOU HAVE 3 SEPARATE THREADS TO BETTY SPAM POST IN. FUCK OFF BACK TO ANY ONE OF THOSE
Don't just dump them at the shelter they will be stuck in cages
>>25313265noask betty why she ruined my life to masturbate and fuck her boyfriend over my self harm
>>25313237You also make the *correct* distinction of me being separate from cone which also counter to Klaus. Why are you deflecting?
>>25313267Yes. There are weird guys who dox others. And there are pedophile guys who post cspam
I hope Cuckstin does give away the cats to a loving family. I bet they're already traumatized from him abusing them and using their claws for self-harming purposes. I wouldn't be surprised he killed his last cat.
>>25313270man imagine clocking wormmia right in her stupid worm face golden cole is living the dream
>>25313267No they don't care about /bant/ This is basically /trash/ with IDs
>>25313275they should do their job >>25313280yeah
>>25313279why do you want to hurt this beautiful worm?
>>25313279Why do you hate women so much Ligman?
famous freddy
>>25313285she needs to go back to arakis that's where worms live I think
cryokeen is instantly the best /ftl/ person because he doesn't image spam for attention
>>25313278
>>25313279yjk she was sopping wet after that
>>25313280They care if you report. Report him for spamming. It's what hes doing
>>25313285because she deserves it and she knows it
98 mogsChadlennials keep winning hahahttps://x.com/Xhatoid/status/2120227363514413393
>>25313297Klaus advertises and signature posts constantly. They don’t give a fuck anymore.
>>25313279is it still satisfying if she just tanks it tho
>>25313294maybe it's time for another poll...
>>25313291
>>25313294based cryokeen
>>25313295>he saved this multiple timesHow come you're seething a lot?
>>25313304Oh they care. People report me all the time and often I will get banned. So they care about certain people and certain rule violations.
>>25313297they don't seem to care at all tonight
>>25313300What are you celebrating? You can’t even play it brokie. Your mom would be annoyed if you asked her get a switch 2 for you.
>>25313294No but he still posts his ugly mug in almost every single thread for attention
that wurm girl pretended drive a nascar racecar and crash it last night and said just kidding she would be a good driver and it was cute
>>25313312>People report me all the timeWhy?
>>25313297he just immediately ban evades and nothing is ever done about it
>>25313294But he loses points from the way he was crying during the bodycam footage. Still, he is the most liked /ftl/ lolcow of the trio.
Austin is actively spamming us for the past day and is fucking up the bant catalogIf the Jannys have any honor then slap him with a 3 day bant ban. He can shift his ip but it'll at least prove the nannies actually fairly hand out punishments.Just report Austin for spamming
dayyuuum
>>25313300somehow they did make her look creepier with every new port...
i havnt done anything wrong you're just mad betty is being exposed for the true person she really is
>>25313318Last time I posted 2 Beth nudes and 1 large cock (not mine) and I got a 3 day ban for the cock
>>25313322>fucking up the bant catalogwe must preserve the integrity of this holy place...
>>25313312That’s honestly weird. I assumed they got used to klaus getting banned and subsequently ban evading that they gave up on moderating the entire thread unless crimes are broken. But what the fuck do I know?
>>25313328I dont care about the integrity of bant I care about rules being fairly dolled out.If I can get a 3 day ban for a single cock post then he can get a 3 day ban for spamming our threads for 12 hours
Anyways...Looks like they finally made a Sega Saturn core for the Analogue Pocket. Now I can play my favorite Treasure SHMUPS on the go.
>>25313327
/ftl/ needs a dedicated janitor
>>25313332For the record Austin i dont hate you and would prefer you did post stuff like this your own art. For your own good and our own good just try to focus on some hobbies. Please. Clay? Drawing? Pokémon? Anything really
>>25313334I think more people would be on your side if you didn't say your ban was for posting a cock....>>25313335Radiant Silvergun W
>>25313335NeatSaturn has some good schmupzVery underrated console
>>25313326> havnt done anything wrong
>>25313339Very beautiful Austin! People would buy those
>>25313335
>>25313337Fax
Hmm
>>25313342of these I have Dodonpachi, Soukyugurentai, and Darius. Batsugun is waaay too expensive. has been for years
awful
these threads are fucking garbage today
>>25313341>>25313342I do love DoDonpachi, Radiant Silvegun, and its stealth sequel, Ikaruga.>>25313343I like this one better.>>25313345Looping Rent-free.
>>25313353Batsugun is sick doggies
Jannies please save usPlease
>>25313317she's like a different person around her brother
What's happening Im scared
chudsicles room doesn't have a door just like teenage nina
Hi aint never been funny to me
>>25313358I like Darius Gaiden All the bosses are like giant fish robots haha
>>25313358Ikaruga always messed with my brain too much. switching between the 2 colors was really hard to not get mixed up doing
Austin is using a magical anti-jannie spell to evsde the janitors wrath
>>25313370who????
>>25313377>they still dont know
>>25313373he tries too hardtryhard hi
>>25313377didn't someone once get banned for reporting him?
>>25313366
>>25313375>All the bosses are like giant fish robots hahai think i played one of those games on a snes emulator as a kid
>>25313377!Is it possible to learn this power?
>>25313379chudsicle
Now I'm going to show you what a real man's pussy can do.
>>25313373u don't mean that
>>25313358
You now remember Cuckstin doing blood rituals.https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/20581477/#20582402
>>25313385Probably one of these
>>25313370even if there was a door he'd break it in a seething rage. his ability to rage bait himself should be studied
there is a guy named chudsicle now?
>>25313382>>25313389very sketchy imho
>>25313393
>>25313386Layer Section AKA Galactic Attack is one of the best ones here
I guess the lesson is you are allowed to spam and derail threads on bant as long as you dont post cockNoted
>>25313366everyone does that. i'm totally different person around my siblings. all of childhood inside jokes and dynamics becomes our way of interacting
>>25313401Are you autistic?
>>25313403
>>25313402okay these ones are scary. I'm begging you not to post these... pleeease no witchcraft!
>>25313401haven't played that one but it looks kool
>>25313406Yes!
>>25313408Nice cock. I think we all just need to learn to bow down to Austin. Like the Jannies obv dont care or are afraid of himAll Hail the King of Bant: TreeFingers The 1st
>>25313413That’s ok. I wasn’t being facetious but sense was starting to be made and I just had to know.
>>25313414i will accept betty as my queen as soon as she grows up and stops being an evil pos
Rachel x Diamond collab announced!
useless dog shit website
Saturn version mogshttps://youtu.be/TTTc_ec3ZaM
>>25313416yeah if you still care about Japanese spaceship shooters from the 90s, that were only on a niche console that sold poorly in North America, chances are you might have autism
>>25313394pretty sure it was twin after watching footage of bothbut they are samey enough so i might be wrong
>>25313418How nice.
>>25313337I think there is one
>>25313418I forget the season 4 people were on a season together
>>25313430What does this mean. Are you doing curses again
>>253134264 mogs 5 tho
>>25313431well they are doing a shit job
>>25313433no betty doxxed me for trying to joke around with her about that because shes a shrill harpy pos
>>25313437they only care about when people post bad stuff about nina from season one i think
Y’all want Cryo to be the ftl janitor but won’t even cough up the funds for a salary
>>25313440What do the cards mean>>25313445How are u posting so well
all the readings say the same thingbetty is an evil bitch that gets off on emotionally and mentally abusing men until they self harm and kill themself for her and she fucks her boyfriend while they think about it to get off harder because there is no real love in their relationship
Im starting to think Betty is evil guys
I think you're projecting a little there, TreeFingers
Betty is koolHer sour simps are evil doe
>>25313400LMAO.
bro, you already got your own betty thread, fuck outta here
So they can definitely do Device Related Fingerprint bans like one time they banned me from posting on my device and my home for like 2 weeks even tho my ip changed it was like a hardware ban kinda thingSo they can do it they just dont care lol
>>25313427That was with me but with neogeo. I like to think we’re simply multipotentialites.
>>25313450betty is a saint that is constantly under attack by evil people.
My Neural Net is Tingling
>>25313451so explain this
>>25313376Yeah it confused me at first too, especially in hard difficulty where they retaliate.
>>25313460Lmao idk about saint, I dont think she's evil either. Thats why its funny Austin thinks she is. I get it tho. Oh wellWhat really gets me is that this guy apparently has a full-time job that he goes to and he acts normal there and then when he gets off he comes here and just spams and spams and spamsI wonder if the people that he works with knows how unhinged he is under the surface
!!UTqp940lfB1It's easy explained by you projecting imo
>>25313455
>>25313460Fax!
>>25313459Neo Geo's cool but I'm not super into fighting games. so most of the games don't really do much for me. but stuff like Windjammers, Metal Slug, and Baseball Stars are fun. also the games were always too expensive to collect so I didn't get into it as much as I did Saturn in that respect
>>25313471Betty has a beautiful pussyThe cat is nice too
>>25311676>>25311676>>25311676recycle
We did it reddit
>>25313470You really love that dick, huh? Everyone knows you're gay.
>>25313478No, I don't think I will
she posted it for you and januki bro im sorry i made her do it my b
There is no way cone was able to afford neo geo haha he's larping again it was like $100 per game stfu Matthew Cone u broke hick fool haha
>image limit before we even started to auto-sageaustin firing on all cylinders tonight
>>25313467They probably know he has a few screws loose
I think he was just hurt we didn't use his bake
another thread conquered by meklaus the pedophile and the_cuck white knight have once again been obliterated. thats what its called, obliteration.this is the future of ftl threads until betty stops being an evil bitch to me and comes clean of her lying manipulating and hurting men fetishes
>>25313467Austin hasn't been to his job in over 4 weeks he said haha it's Ariel's fault too somehow
>>25313489it was way too early
>>25313493>Austin hasn't been to his job in over 4 weeksoh wow
Imma bake a new thread, if that's alright with you, lads.
wonder if we should just shit out a bunch of bakes again, make him have to work to chase attention across multiple threads
>>25313499it is not alright
