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>>25324408
you already know what time it is

>>25324408
its constantly trying to "autocorrect" correct words. yes I've noticed that

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Shut it down

>>25324408
>my wife and sister
is he pakistani?

>>25324408
Its actually far more straightforward, when you type the keyboard (samsung / iphone / whatever) tries to guess what the next word is.
The trouble is, the companies have been buying training data from anyone and everything, so occasionally if you touch through it, it'll do an ad!
For example.
I will use the term "Aussie"
See below the follow on:
>Aussie home loans are a great way to get your home loan right for you and your ilk is a great way to get your home loan right for you and your ilk
See, simple, not schizo and easily explainable if you aren't a retard.

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>>25324410
Yet this one works just fine

It's pajeetware. Most autocorrect functions are coded by visajeets now.

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>>25324408
>HAS ANYONE NOTICED
>DOES ANYONE ELSE

>rely on autocorrect/spellcheck for years
>become retarded
simple as

>>25324408
Every update makes the keyboard a worse typing experience. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried to start a question with “what” and it put “ehat” instead. Just now, at the end of the previous sentence it auto entered “instead of” even though I hadn’t even finished typing. This shit sucks so much cock.

>>25324408
Im experiencing this too but I'm also a drunk now so idk

>>25324408
it's because of the auto corrects and spellcheckers
our mind is trying to stop certain things and fingers subconsciously change words to stop the red squiggle
you can train birds the same way. Either they knowingly did it or it's some kind of quantum mind hack in the code fate put together.

>>25324408
Friggin A I thought I was going crazy. Dumbass auto correct seems to be actively trying to sabotage me lately

>>25324408
Yes people have already figured this out and it's because of the dumb jeets.

>>25324408
The phone actually intentionally misspells words to make you lose confidence in yourself and become learned helpless reliant on the machine to correct your frail human hand.
Then they turn the machines off for an hour and reveal themselves, restore the machines and get recognized as the saviour gods they were born to be.

>>25324408
I’ve noticed that Spanish spellings sneak in

>>25324408
Real answer:
Like every Apple product ever, they make it get worse over time, so that the next upgrade becomes a necessity for consumers.

>autocorrect
Lmfao oh nonono

>>25324426
that's how it started, when I was younger I never misspelled words. Now I misspell three letter words at times and don't even notice it because the spellchecker didn't notice either. It happens with to and too or words that have two meanings.

I'll admit it, in the end I think losing my ability to quickly auto correct myself may be irreversible because of this one feature.

>>25324413
Thats funny.

I noticed it too a few years ago but it went away with an iphone update. Thought I was getting dementia

It’s not the autocorrect per se, it’s the text prediction that increases the hitbox of certain characters

>>25324408
I once mentioned Richard Gere in a text about 4 years ago and ever since every time I type here it comes out as gere. It’s fucking annoying

THIS

>>25324408
the chemicals jews use to harden the phone glass leach into your skin and destroy your motor neurons

>>25324408
I fat thumb too much especially trying to type 'o' and always hitting '9'.

>>25324408
I know you're joking about all this but I'll give your faggot nigger asses a serious schizo answer, since you asked for it.

All levels of "society/moderncivilization" are designed to drain you of your will/soul energy, which is a real tangible, interactable thing which reptile niggers know about and we have been lied to about. It is an as-of-yet poorly understood and even poorer studied topic, but soul energy is a real resource that these things that have cohabite our planet for millennia have learned to use/harness.

You can not believe it, bring out every glownigger canned repsonse, I've already heard them all. I can go into detail about how the tech works (kind of) but the gist is that its a hidden energy source like the force from star wars and its the most energy efficient and potentially energy rich source in the universe. They use us like batteries basically and making you feel a bunch of negative emotions supercharges the batteries essentially. Have fun

This happens to me all the time. It is caused on purpose by software written specifically to undermine the confidence of the person that is typing the words. I can prove this. All I need to do in order to clearly show what exactly is going on, is to go to my old manual typewriter and start typing there. NONE of this shit happens on there. EVER.

>now
autocorrect has been disabled since 2012 unless theyre on about their typing skills in which case fine motor skill deterioration is a side effect of the vaxx of course

I know you're joking about all this but I'll give your faggot nigger asses a serious schizo answer, since you asked for it.

All levels of "society/moderncivilization" are designed to drain you of your will/soul energy, which is a real tangible, interactable thing which reptile niggers know about and we have been lied to about. It is an as-of-yet poorly understood and even poorer studied topic, but soul energy is a real resource that these things that have cohabite our planet for millennia have learned to use/harness.

You can not believe it, bring out every glownigger canned repsonse, I've already heard them all. I can go into detail about how the tech works (kind of) but the gist is that its a hidden energy source like the force from star wars and its the most energy efficient and potentially energy rich source in the universe. They use us like batteries basically and making you feel a bunch of negative emotions supercharges the batteries essentially. Have fun. (ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!)

>>25324412
Good morning kek on this side of the pond

>>25324413
>Aussie having a closeout price for a few days doubly so after Martin turned into a new one of the best home loans
Who is Martin???

In short they have created a generally HOSTILE environment. It is all about HOSTILITY. Everything is.

>>25324408
109%

I used to be able to type quickly on my phone, but now half my time is spent trying to fix mistakes, and sometimes I have to try like 10 times just to type a single word.

Typing on digital keyboard has gotten super shitty

>>25324408
The newest iOS update changed autocorrect, it fills in more than it used to and makes a lot of assumptions, probably because it based off of AI training data. This, along with the industry trend of more towards being enshittified jeetware, is probably why

Or I guess it could be a government psyop to incrementally change autocorrect over time

>>25324408
autocomplete>autocorrect
but it takes time to train your keyboard. i had it set up perfectly, then had to get a new phone and now I'm too lazy to do it again. people changing phones all the time might contribute to the mistakes

>>25324437
There are no ayylmaos. Humanity has existed as primordial conscious forms since within one Planck time of the Big Bang, the simplest and smallest scale that consciousness can arise from. These primordial conscious forms merge over time in the bathwater epoch of the universe into composite forms consisting of trillions of individual conscious forms kept together as 4th dimensional world lines merged into one 4th dimensional knot that converges all pathways into one destination.

These conscious baryonic forms could not manipulate events on a scale that is macroscopic enough for their ambition within the third dimension, so they manifest by using the microtubules embedded within larger biological life forms of primates. Primate life emerges all over the universe for reasons unknown. It is an unavoidable law of the universe in the same sense that stars will form, burn, and die. We are but one of those planets that exists.

In the far future, our conscious forms carried in the microtubules of primate brains will form composite forms through unknown methods just as the primordial forms did billions of years ago for reasons that it will fit their ambition and needs for whatever the far future demands.

Eventually they hope to escape the cycle of the Big Bang, an expanding universe, a universe at maximum entropy, and another Big Bang over countless cycles, but have yet to solve the problem.

Since matter cannot be created or destroyed, only repurposed or scattered, they are essentially trying to build a mega project on the scale of a universe using materials that degrade, reform, and scatter before the project can ever be completed, and have been trying numerous iterations on a possibility scale of an object or line that is infinite in size in the 4th dimension.

One day the composite forms will regress back to their individual conscious components, ripped apart by a dying universe, scattered, and the great Big Bang aversion project will repeat again.

>>25324417
No. I have every single typing enhancement disabled in a brand new iphone and the keyboard is sluggish and tries to elect an adjacent characters when I have absolutely pressed the screen in the dead center of the character I am intending to press.

Interestingly, this week I had to pull out my old phone from 2019 that I stopped using in 2022ish but still kept just in case. It charged and booted up fine and I was absolutely radicalized by how perfectly the keyboard interaction worked. Again, no typing enhancements enabled and it was pixel perfect keypress every time, zero mistakes or backspacing. It was also instantaneous, no lag.

As an experiment earlier this year I recorded at 240fps with a macro zoom on my fingers typing and I ABSOLUTELY hit the correct character every time and the UI pops up an adjacent key.
It’s maddening and demoralizing and makes me want to burn the entire workd to ashws

>>25324408
every keystroke has to be recorded and uploaded to mossad's database. adds a lot of lag

typing on a phone is fucking retarded.
if this wasn't massive-retard-world we would all have slide out touch pads.
also phones over-rode the need to get RFID tracking chips which were being considered at the time of smart phones becoming normalized and then mandatory

>>25324447
ever wandering, farting, unbathed hobos on the street with a starved dog have smart phones.
even their starved dogs named Rusty have smart phones.

>>25324408
Most people are used to autocorrect.

>>25324408
You have to reset your keyboard occasionally because you inadvertently save wrong spelled things and most of them use predictive shit so if you get it wrong a few times it'll give it to you wrong thus leading to a seeming increase in misspell frequency. Gboard is horrible for this for example and I gotta reset it like once a month.

>>25324408
>replace all white men in engineering with pajeets and AI
>stuff slowly starts working worse
wow, how could this have happened? definitely interdimensional alien astronauts

>>25324450
you can long press it and tell it to fuck off.
just like I am trying to do with the entire database of instgram.
imagine if you can uninstall instagram on a single phone and the whole existence of instagram fucks off

>>25324450
Also it changes racial slurs no matter how many times you spell it correctly, it’ll always change it and you have to go back and fix it.

>Spic = spice
>Nigger = bigger
>kike = like
Jeet = victory hasn’t happened yet but I think that one will be soon

>>25324453
>Also it changes racial slurs no matter how many times you spell it correctly
are you sure you're not on reddit?

>>25324451
Microsoft 365 was crashed for half of yesterday, we pretty much got sent home because jeetware crashed everything lmao

>>25324408
Omg

And I thought I was getting more retarded

But no, it's the lizard people

>>25324455
>jeetware
kek

>>25324408
jeet coding

>>25324410
yes that shit is an instant disable across the board for me. people who allow a device to turn a basic typo into a totally different word are idiots. people that continue to use this feature when it starts replacing legitimate words, I don't have an insult harsh enough for.

Tranny mods trying to shut it down again. You are over the target, anons.

>>25324443
god what a putrid fucking post
>i have to endure fucking around with my device for weeks/months to train my phone to talk for me because it's easier
>except i have to do it all over again every time i get a new phone

>>25324467
yeah if they moved it to /g/ i'd assume 'oh they simply consider this off-topic' but trashing it just feels scummy

>>25324493
like how often does some garbage from other boards get moved to /pol/

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God i miss tactile keyboards, this mistyping problem wasnt a thing 15+ years ago

>>25324553
Real buttons are the real deal.
I never liked touch screen anyway. It's made for women's hands (and the hands of little faggots).