Safe and Normal editionThis is a thread to discuss the safe zone event held by Ice Poseidon.this is the 2nd safe zone event and is taking place in Miami.150+ live streamers will take part in a competition to win $50,000You can watch all the action on https://kick.com/iceposeidon as well as the individual streamers kick channels.check out the link below for more informationhttps://iceposeidon.com/safezoneprevious: >>25329375
hi
>Leaving ChickenAndy alive>AgainRetards alert!
Main characters
Crazy that nobody tried ganging up on ChickenThey might already be fucked
Chiggen on his hero's journey to win binx's heart.
she eats with such passion
>>25329973yeah i don't remember him on s4 either.im pretty sure most of ftl is severely mentally ill and rewrites history in their head to fit whatever narrative they want so its best not to believe things you read here
>>25329987chickenwinslol
betty can you address this please thank you
Klaus so felted rn he can't even keep up the haha bit
>>25329993Mizzy-coded
/ftl/ got booted off /tv/ for CP spam and mark was here boasting about itopinions?
>>25329993
16 people left
NIGHT ONESIXTEEN CONTESTANTS REMAIN
>>25329981Hello
What will it say for future safezone events if ChickenScamdy wins back 2 back with minimal trouble?
>>25330017I don't know. Sorry
>>25330003i stopped that bit a few days ago haha
>>25330017its a bad look for sureimagine if he wins the 3rd one as well
>>25330017>sorry you're so shit at competing
>>25330010my opinion is that you're gay and retarded haha
cryokeen thinks we won't notice that he failed to deliver keen halloween again even with his 2 week extension
>>25330022AKA ur lazy and nontent
>>25330017Its already played out i think time to move on to something else.
>>25330010i don't remember cp spam after s4. i just remember klaus bragging about reporting threads and spamming threads to fill the catalog
>cryo hints that he can't release KH8 while safezone is on>it ends in less than 24 hourslol
>>25329974kill yourselves shills
>>25330022put your filterable haha back on and let the rest of us enjoy the show
>>25330030the faa ground stop has delayed his efforts he needs another two weeks please be patient
>>25330031can we get a dental hygiene update
>>25330034Why are thinking about S4 its after S3 that people are talking about.
quiet drive home
>>25330017apart from asiannoah nobody else even wants to beat him they think being a kiss arse to chickenandy is a way to get fans
>>25330031>>25330041You ladies gonna bicker all night? Haha
>>25330039>let the rest of us enjoy the shownoyou're not allowed to enjoy the show any longerthat is your punishment for being wrong and stupid
What's next for /ftl/ after tomorrow
>>25330043some nightdrive tuneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSsRrlM3tNg
>>25330043Why doesn't she stick around and party with the other CX people? That's like, the main attraction of safezone cuz the event itself is rigged
safe zone 2 has flopped. I’m going to bed, goodnight /ftl/.
>>25330049Hopefully both /ftl/ and /szg/ will be dead by then
>>25330042you're drunkthe conversation about season 3 was an entirely different topic relating to the popularity of Binx and smaack
>>25330034I think it was after season 3 but definitely before season 4
>>25329976I know I'm right is the actual thing, everyone thought binx was a cringe larper because of stuff like pumpkin-chan so skibidi while smaack was much more liked, there was no binx and smaack poll you literally made that up, I've searched every archive I know of and used as many keywords possible. you're just rewriting history because you're looking 4 any reason 2 justify liking binx that isn't just trying 2 be contrary. but binx was never popular or well liked pre or post reveal
>>25330041that white stuff is hardened plaque btw if he hasn’t gone to a dentist since s4 (he hasn’t because he’s broke) his teeth have only gotten worse. very likely a halitosis and gingivitis type situation here
CHICKEN HAS ATTACKED AND POISONED MIKE DANGER FOR KILLING BETH
>>25330042cause these 2 posts last thread>>25329958>>25329973i don't know i thought we were talking about when klaus was posting his crows with KAW saying he won because a /tv/ thread got deleted after s4 ended early
>>25330030he's recovering you asshole
let the polls decide i think maybehttps://strawpoll.com/GJn44KJKQnz
>>25330058Yo, you watching Half Nelson today or nah?
>>25330046they can't help but slander the main character haha
>not even 1 day in>people already admitting defeat to chickenthe RVcord sends its regards
>>25330043autoimmune disorder drive home
>>25330061maybe they should all just wait for chicken to kill them 1on1 that's the strategy
>>25330057yeah i remember the cp spam after s3 but im still not convinced its klaus, thats too much of an accusation to make on someone for me.
how is chicken so OPwas Zeke right is it a scam chat
>>25330066>slanderlibel*>the main characterKlaus, that's Mr. Heck and he's been dead for years now
>>25330058>there was no binx and smaack poll you literally made that upit was on the site. i remember distinctly the director cam was on smaack skateboarding when it happened. its okay though you can live in your fairy tale memory world
RANDOM WALKED OUTSIDE OF HIS SLEEPING BAGFIFTEEN REMAIN
death by weed
>>25330072chicken is one of the only even remotely competent players i think
I remember that guy too during the early seasons because he was mad at "off topic" threads but that obviously wasn't me I've been posting with you guys since the beginning we get kicked off to bant every time anyway doesn't matter figured y'all would know that
>>25330072it's more that everyone else is very stupid
>>25330074it's slanderous libelCryokeen and I are sueing
cryo chose smoking weed and getting drunk over fulfiling his obligations. he made his blind mother drive him to pick up weed and booze and just thought he could hide under the safezone event attention. he has no job other than this and he still failed.
>>25330077no, you literally made that uphttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/smaack%20poll/https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/smaack%20binx%20poll/https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/binx%20smaack%20poll/if this existed, maybe there wld be some sort of uproar? the only post that fits this is the 1st one from the 2nd link and it's abt smaack being in 2nd place 4 something that's not best girl in the house or whatever
dude weed
>>25330080when you realize that the alcoholic trailer bum is unironically the highest IQ person in a room full of cx people, cx starts to make a lot more sense.
The real goal of safezone is networking with more popular streamers to boost ur views
>>25330084>>25330080this.its round 2 and people that played in the first one were still chugging Eddie potions and getting mad that they took damage.they are retarded
lowercase anonymous basing his entire argument off a false memory :/
>>25330085Why are you teaming up with a fat rapist? That's fucked up
>>25330082Then when we came back why would you always hop ips?
>>25330088it happened. sorry your 4 chan archive searches failed you
right now he's smoking more weed and booze paid for by my taxes and thinks I'M the asshole for holding him to his word
this shit is scuffed as fuck. im betting sometimes the GPS just fucks up and bam your out of the sleeping bagSCUFFED TENTits entertaining as hell but you can't really take it to seriously with these serious glitchs
>>25330091that's how retards view it. knut even called it, most of these people are just cameramen for interesting shit. very few of them are themselves interesting.
I was in the S3 threads and the audience was basically divided down the middle 50/50 on if people liked or hated Binx.Post-S3 Binx lost most of her fans because it became clearer that she is a bitch
>>25330100Ok but I'm not retarded doe
>>25330030i am working on it right now.I've been working on it all day while watching the vent. also been exersizing to fight depression.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjR4_CbPpQkh8 soon. do you want it DONE or do you want it done RIGHT? stop FUCKING HARRASSING ME HHOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS
>>25330088heres a good stat.endorsments.why was the beloved smaack so low?
>>25330094he may be a fat virtual rapist but we are both victims in this circumstanceplus he says he's doing a lot better now haha>>25330095? when did I do that? are you talking about Braus? that was different guy. not me.
>>25330096>this thing happened because it fits my narrativebinx was always hated, get over it
>ted had more endorsements than smaacki think that says it all
>>25330109You are actually on a level above the prick.
>>25330103then why would you say that? networking is a retard short term strategy. if any of these people had anything remotely interesting about them they wouldn't need this shit.chicken was unironically most fun when he was rednecking his rv.
>>25330093what kind of wine does your mom haveare you drinking white or red tonight
it's fucked up we basically ruined tayleigh's life
>>25330108binx had more endorsements then burt until the final and even in your argument thts when ppl started 2 dislike her, endorsements have been a psyop since s2
smoking on that shit that made cryo keen
>>25330112Idk what that means
the wider narrative is how no woman was liked during s3, the most anti-simp season when u think abt it
>>25330107you had ALL YEAR you MADE A COUNTDOWN!!! you have NO JOB!!!!
if chicken wins then everyone but slack is confirmed retarded
>>25330071he was literally boasting about it here
>>25330115she probably hates that people used to post her dad here and make up incest fanfiction haha
>>25330113cuz u can show up on other peoples streams and jestermaxx for more views on ur own stream
>>25330064i don't remember or care enough to make an educated choice hereboth had their own simps
>he still belived endorsements were real after the Taylor incident
>>25330120>the most anti-simp seasonand thats a good thing.
Benleaks has season 3 autism what was it about that particular season that broke his brain so badly he was mind moogled
it's triple overtime now nigger the game is PAST DUDE TRIPLE PAST DUE DON'T SLEEP UNTIL IT'S DONE!!!
ben leaks and klaus klausserson are really just the_prick and austin when you think about it. endlessly looping delusional people that are impossible to converse with
>>25330122this is my lifes work. part of it anyway. sigh. why must you harass me so . your making being alive not fun.
>>25330061L simp
>>25330126when is the last time you've been to the dentist
>>25330107>public betaNIGGER YOU CAN'T EVEN RELEASE A BETA ON TIME WHAT THE FUCK????
>>25330126it's the strat of boring faggots. notice that only boring faggots and failed whores do that shit.
>>25330120>No woman was liked during s3All but one, akshually
>>25330132gotta have my loopspart of a balanced breakfast
>>25330136please stop being mean to me im trying hard to finish it please :(
YOU CAN USE AI TO HELP MANAGE YOUR TIME AND COMPLETE YOUR PROJECTS NOT JUST MAKE SLOP ART YOU LAZY FUCK!!!!
jin is avoiding the teeth question. the situation is indeed grim
>>25330132naurt rlly
>>25330138payton is the reverse binx. hated before the reveal because she was part of the harpy den longhouse but loved after
>>25330010I remember this. The namefags being happy to be back on /bant/
>>25330060Jin needs some Listerine and some floss ASAP
>>25330130It's cause they started with a decent concept and it devolved into drivel.
>>25330137It's how it works in the regular entertainment world too but whatevs
>>25330138I wld b so positive towards s3 if they actually gave payton the W, she deserved it the most in the grandsceme of the layout of the seasons 1 and 2 and not just on the basis of le made the most content
you are stressing me out a lot and causing me to have chest pains. please stop.
WERE ALMOST AT THANKSGIVING YOU FUCKING NIGGER WHAT IS THE POINT OF EVEN MAKING IT HALLOWEEN THEMED IF YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING DEADLINE YOU HAD ALL YEAR TO PLAN FOR?????
>>25330147is that not every season of Fishtank?
the cruelest thing about the KH8 (Keen Halloween 8) situation is that you people are torturing this guy for a Sven Co-op map that none of you are even going to play
>>25330147i am still of the mind they should have let each of them know 1 by 1 except for alex and just see how long it would take him to find out (he wouldn't).>>25330149if they had any real challenges in s3 she would have wiped the floor with binx and burt
keen thanksgiveeng
>>25330072It all makes sense now. He’s butthurt that Ice Poseidon started safe zone the same day as Mexican Fish Tank. Ice probably doesn’t even know that Mexican fish tank is a thing
>>25330107>exersizingbingo
>>25330130it's the season with the most open discussion and debate because we all kind of ignored it after it ended
WHAT IF I JUST TOLD THE TRICK OR TREATERS OH SORRY I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO GIVE CANDY I'M REALLY STRESSED COME BACK IN 3 WEEKS??????????
/ftl/ is causing cryokeen mental and physical pain rn
cryo shld just jumble all 3 holidays in 2 1 big map
>>25330153i think i owe him a good honest playthrough at this point
>>25330149>she deserved it the mostwhy?and just because you like her is not a valid answer
guy who tells trick or treating children about how he was too busy with his cat's litter box and starts calling them niggers when they are confused
>when we all realized how good payton was when she was doing the burt impression good memories
>>25330153/ftl/ will be all playing it together because its an online co-op game
>>25330159>we all kind of ignored it after it endedI remember you always trying to switch the subject to season 2 whenever season 3 was being discussed haha
>>25330165my guess would bejosie was the goodest person and wontj was the goodest person and won
The cuck zone
>>25330165not trying 2 be rude and just a genuine question before I answer did you actually watch s3 or was it s4 tht was ur last season??
ftl all playing keen halloween 8 online together will be the culmination of the threads and then we can all go back to our lives
tommyloo OD'd on the beach
>>25330172But Burt and Haley were the evilest persons
>>25330153we are going to pretend to play it doeit's the thought that counts
https://www.keenhalloween.com/Care to comment, fat boy? What exactly were you trying to pull on us?Who are you?
>>25330176i'm down with that
>>25330175i watched the first few weeks properly, and then on and off with mostly dropping it off by the time they did the cell
>>25330169i liked to refer to her as the barometer of s3. when she was having fun it was usually fun to watch the show. when she was bored and miserable the show was usually terrible.like the prison bit where she sat around bored not understanding what was happeningthe ball brothers concert she hated and rolled her eyes during but they forced her to dancethe entirety of post fh2 into vegas
the high tide has taken tommy loo's comatose body out to sea
https://fictionhorizon.com/mcu-star-dafne-keen-serves-a-spooky-vintage-glam-look-for-halloween/>dafne KEEN>for HALLOWEEN
>>25330177do you think he smashed vimpor did he fumble due to autism
>>25330184Loo loo, skip to my looSkip to my loo my darling
Does he think we're stupid? That this would never come out?
>>25330180>https://www.keenhalloween.com/so cryo doesn't even own the rights to use the keen halloween name and is illegally using it?add it to the list of crimes
this person exists in the real world
>>25330148>idol goy>figures that the only way to succeed is through endorsement by other idol goyimyou are tainted by your absolute shit taste
>>25330152S3 was when you could tell if someone was a complete fucking retard or not. If you thought S3 was good after the cleaning week or killing the show by blowing up alex with his fat wife. Or the rv trip that was never online. Or the ball brothers. Or resetting the season just to throw it away because Sam had to peacock to chuds. S3 is only not the worst season cause S5 was a thing.
>>25330189Did you finish watching every single episode of The Twilight Zone?
Chicken is mob negotiating with Binx for betraying him. Gonna take all her pots. “We’re gonna take all your pots or we’re gonna take you out.”
>>25330192this goes kinda hard doe?
>>25330196Yeah
>>25330185she was partying with coke heads at age 11
>>25330192sam hyde fans are the corniest people on the planet
>>25330192yeah but imagine the tts they would spam poop and fart and stuff
>>25330191I'm on the phone with Germany already
>>25330199Which one's your favorite?
>>25330192furrys love Sam Hyde doe
>>25330199https://youtu.be/PdSrKg2M4Mw?si=9x_hYzKiY0yfMKiUyou should watch the special
>>25330195The moment they started putting balls in the cell after Bloodgames was the end>still watched everything after including the objectively gay shit like crazy gang and Vegas arc
Binx's new simp AsianNoah coming in
>>25330182You’re going to be hard to follow on this, but Payton genuinely showed the most development. Compare the Payton from week 1 who Sam made cry when they assigned her the mission to read Mizzy’s diary to the Payton after the prisoners took over the house. When she hit one of them. The change was complete. I believe that was the core concept of season 3: can an ordinary person survive this chaos? Payton did so more successfully than anyone else, without compromising her morals and while remaining exceptional at the challenge aspect (heheheh they don't matter or whatever). She deserved to win both because she underwent the most meaningful growth in line with that concept, and because she would have dominated if the show had relied on actual challenges. It’s a double-edged sword.
>>25330192this wld be epic and mog the tank
the cryokeen homeless moving story arc just trailed off with no real resolution or character development realistic portrayal of life or shitty writing?
payton was nontent that did one kind of funny thing with frank. complete nothing of a personality, worthless underage contestant to be goonbait that's it.
>>25330210What's with the change in prose? This is scary. Please stop
>>25330193>Guy that thinks u shouldn't meet other people in ur circle to expand ur audience cuz that would be "retarded"Yeah sounds like u got it all figured out baby bro
>>25330213the current lore is that he's just moving with his mom to the east coast
>>25330215the payton W is srs 4 me 2 change
>>25330205To serve man, it’s so dumb and funny
>>25330210not to mention she was the only 1 in the final 3 that didn't know about fishtank before it began.both binx and burt should have been DQ'd
>>25330205one of the best consoles of all timealmost as good as the ps1 or Sega Saturn
also, i was just a very early payton endorser so it meant something 2 me
is blade gen x or a millennial?
>>25330213Remember when he told us he would be homeless in like 2 weeks then it turned out his mum had not even put the house on the market yet.
>>25330224millenial. millenials were born in the 80s
>>25330210>showed the most development.i think it has nothing to do with development and everything to do with just adjusting your vibe to fit the present situation and environment.when she believed she was on a normie reality show she acted accordingly, when she realized it was not the case and she's on a racist online show she simply made the adjustment.
>>25330169
*beep* *boop**beep*
>*dies in the first 10 minutes*
[robot computer sounds]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLNVHX5KwII
>>25330233fat guy and his ventriloquist dummy nigga looks like slappy
>>25330233@Cole are you watching so you can learn what not to do haha
>>25330233the Low T jet on the left scares me
>>25330233The robust chair man was there?
>>25330233visually distressing people
>>25330233jet and aperture teamed up?
remember when computers were all that ugly off white plastic color
How did zachwaslive die?
>>25330244Sardine tin niggers are a different breed
>>25330248cyclops
>>25330244it was post-meta ironic like jet and sam hyde fishtank jet fucks dolphins
those first color imacs were dope doe
Binx is salty because Chicken didn't want to team up with her
hell yeahused to play descent and marathon on one of these
jobe should have won S3
>>25330250>>25330253i don't like how they look
I'm just a bundle of joy huh?
>>25330240what is his nameI never figured that out
>>25330263did you find empathchan's body yet
>>25330270is she actually dead?
>>25330271no idea haha
ugh I just had sex with a fat chick. that might have actually been traumatizing
A NIGGER JUST THREW AN EGG AT CHICKEN
Can't believe Austin missed his chance to challenge AC7 to a duel for Brttys life in Miami or at least shit talk AC7 in his chat while Ariel was flirting with himHe's so nontent
>>25330279Why
>>25330279it's a learning experience
Damn jap josie killed herself https://x.com/usamogv/status/2121340113435467785
>>25330279did her body look like it was made of mashed potatoes
>>25330285whats the point if she hates me and wants me to kill myself i never had a chance at even being her friendits just my weak failure personality. shes upper middle class normie from the big city. i live on a dirt road in a trailer
Austin you're only like an hour or two away from Miami So nontent Wow
>>25330286I was feeling low self esteem>>25330287I've done it before but this chick was actually gross>>25330290it was not good
>>25330288rest in peace noodle D
>>25330294it's never too late to learn a lesson
which betty is the real betty?
I did the meme
>>25330272my first impression of her was clips of her spitting on random black people on the street. scrote behaviour
>>25330294that suxhaven't been with a fat girl yeta big one was super me into me my senior year of HS she was kinda short and chubby and cute face but I didn't go for it because I had a gf at the time I think her skinny friend wanted to bang me too when I gave them a ride to the local swimming hole in the summer they were kinda known 3some sluts
>>25330288hey japdick >>25330286what does she say?
>>25330302>scroteyou love that word haha
>>25330303it's not so bad if they're just bigger but their skin is still tight, they have big boobs, and a pretty face, etc. I don't mind that at all.
i miss hi
>>25330302Peggy?¿? Is that you¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
>>25330285true
fuck man...
>>25330312You should go play Queen's Domain or something
Good morning gang. Like wtf happened over night??? I thought Chicken Andy was not eligible to win again?!
Hi is a klauser army deserter That's a wartime offense
>>25330279fat people can be fun bc you don't have to try
>>25330305Japs are death daft. Although sad there was something beautiful about after it with the world just continuing as the sun rises and the birds sing.
>>25330285For her love I mean not life haha
>>25330306traveller, pikey, scumbag, the type who will assault you if you look at them for more than a glance>>25330310peggy moved on
vimp is tard wrangling a drugged up alex b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-tkwY2aDkA
>>25330319next level
>>25330314Prick? is that you?
>>25330319swag swag
>>25330328No, he died
>>25330314i've been playing this on and off for a bit and it's pretty cool
>>25330332I will soon be joining him...
>>25330305Smth smth sushi ramen o algo
Waffles or pancakes for breakfast?
Asian girls keep killing themselves.
fuck maybe I will get that game... but GTA is just around the corner, I won't have any time to play it...
Peggy's passport
Jayjeezy soft white underbelly interview
Cole could've saved Drago
>>25330319semi pro gamer
Jin found you another girlfriend she has a cleft lip but beggars can't be choosers
>15 people leftBeautiful balance Paul.
Warhammer 40K Boltgun 2 is also getting really good reviews
>>25330354How many were left on the first evening last time?
>>25330324spitting on foreigners is kinda funny doe hahathey were probably so confused like who is this crazy woman
>>25330357Like 40
>>25330357Like 70 or sum.
vibe repair day where the game is paused, they get pizza and go on a sightseeing tour of the city
>>25330353Who
jandro is searching for tommyloos corpse
>>25330354what if chicken wins again haha
Does Fishtank still air these days or is it all IP2 shit now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCF8g5ubjbE
ahoytski broskis
>back from a party>still live in people's heads rent-freeWhat's the status on SZ2?
>>25330368cops are looking for chicken andy? they mentioned him by name
>>25330370funny you should ask. season 6 starts tomorrow
>>25330370Fishtank died a while ago baby bro. IP2 is the current boom
>>25330370>still airit's a livestream
my stalker is back cool
>>25330367Another jap girl that wants to kill herself. You need to try save them. My feed is full of depressed Japanese women.
>>25330279shit happens
last for betty
>>25330391how?
mergle when ready>>25329977>>25329977>>25329977
>>25330386they are probably just suffering from lack of BWC
>>25330386God can have her
>>25330392wrong yet again
>>25330393early bird pump and dump at the startthen slept on guys you can buy a lot of sharesthe boom from the game progressingi think its mooning faster this time around because of the rapid eliminationswent to sleep with like 14k
