Having a gf is costing me the value of 1% of my portfolio per month. I consider her a long term asset but I want her to start increasing my portfolio value. How do I do this?
>>622564491% is nothing.... surely she is worth having around that 1% off your port is worth it bro
>>62256449sounds more like a long term liability
>>62256449Stop being poor.
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>>62256449>gf>asset
>>62256449How well has she responded to violent physical corrections of behavior before? How well trained is she at housekeeping?
>>62256449you are a true betabucks if having a gf requires spending a load of money on her
>>62256449>gf is costing medump. if woman costs you dump. women must add value or dump, there are plenty out there who can contribute.
>>62256502reminds me of the Memri TV meme "what is the cure for this? severe beatings">don't have the pic and too lazy to find it
>>62256542>there are plenty out there who can contributewhere?
Gf must become wife to unlock her full benefit.
>>62256449-12% 1 year...LOL
>>62256449Gf issue, my gf spends money on me
>>62256542based wisdom distributer
>>62256542>>62256563I make more than her. but she stuck with me even when I was down and out
>>62256449How many blowjobs do you receive for that per month? How does that compare to the cost of hookers and STD treatments? Is the lack of sexual frustration improving your trading abilities?
>>62256750We don't fuck, I'm asexual. But she's my best friend
>>62256752Sounds like a perfect reason to buy her some kneepads and get her to work. If she wants to spend like a high class hooker she should try being one.
>>62256449"gf" lol just nut in her then quit your job simple as
>>62256752wtf
The fact that I'm genuinely saving a lot of money by not having a gf is the only legit cope I have for not having a gf... I want a gf
>>62256449Women are deprecating assets. You not understanding this makes you a terrible investor. No wonder you’re losing 1% of your folio every month
>>62256752Ah, so she’s using you as her paypig while getting dicked on the side
>>62256959kek
>>62256959I prefer she using me as her paypig while getting dicked by boomers so they can stop nagging for more baby
>>62256449Get her pregnant but she cant say youre the father. She needs to collect welfare and get subisidized housing...so the government is paying her to rent from you.
>>62256449This is literally why I'm single.
>>62256449>I consider her a long term asset but I want her to start increasing my portfolio value. How do I do this?Up your career / social maneuvering. People trust / respect you more if you have a gf. Ask for a raise or promotion. Or just job hop. Nobody hires based on skill anymore anyways, it's literally all about their read on you socially.
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>>62256752A woman wanting an asexual relationship with you should feel incredibly insulting
>>62260234sure
