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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Previous:
>>62259712
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everyone likes miku
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Where are my NGR bros at?
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>>62260764
Since stocks are the only safe investment why doesn't that US government go public with IPO? Let the failing bond market collapse and fund the government with the casino
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>https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/20/technology/elon-musk-spacex-ipo.html
>SpaceX financials released
>cash inferno that makes money as a data center REIT for an AI competitor
24 years after its founding. Custom made for one person, nuclear annihilation of index investor returns.
The odds are very likely that OpenAI and Anthropic will be similar.
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>>62260754
Reposting in new thread. How retarded is this portfolio? I'm going to start putting half my income into something close to this.
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So why would anyone run a shitty restaurant with tiny margins and stress if you can just invest in $VOO?
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A pen that will write whatever you tell it but can't think and doesn't know when its lying is not the next industrial revolution, it is not the next internal combustion engine, it is not the next internet.

But I guess if enough people are willing to pretend it is, from a growth perspective, it may as well be.

Are there other examples of things that are actually useless but we pretend they aren't in order to keep the line going up?
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>>62260781
One stock for every 20k minimum
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>>62260781
Looks fine to me. A bit on the riskier side, but I think it's decent.
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>>62260788
you're a fucking idiot.
go back to plebbit.
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>>62260783
Cash flows are different
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>>62260788
You saying this shit is testament to the fact that we have so much more to go
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>>62260795
No
I can tell something is going to happen so I need to observe you guys
Keep responding
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>>62260801
whatever you think is going to happen you're a retard, so obviously it's the opposite.
inverse yourself.
buy GLW
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>>62260788
Not every AI produces language, by the way.
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bros 1 sndk call is like 20k wtf should I just buy some snxx calls they seem cheaper
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frick
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>>62260808
>buy GLW
that 8-foot-tall CEO needs to raise prices to generate more profits. I need this stock price to rip.
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>>62260814
What is your favorite kind?
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Rocket bros were are bouncing back tomorrow.
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>>62260820
wdym, a 0dte 1800C costs only $25
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>>62260826
im way to pussy for that shit, I need like at least 90 days
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>>62260822
6 billy contract with META, 300 mil investment from NVDA as well as looped into all of their sales (lumping GLW optics in with their sales). both contracts and investments for upping their production.
165 billion market cap, BEFORE any contracts with MSFT, GOOG, or AMZN, and they have the photonic's market on lock with huge liquidity and investment from META and NVDA.
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>>62260772
mogged by tqqq. lower your tone.
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>>62260772
>>62260843
ohnonono NGRbros...
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Yeah, fuck NGRs
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>>62260783
what you say is very true, but why would anyone work get screamed at, constantly be running around, constantly being shit on by grump baby-like hungwy gimme my food now customers for less payable hours and no bennies when they could make the same amount working at Nordstrom Rack with a 401k healthcare and dental to fold a few pairs of jeans while listening to their podcast and not seeing a manager for 4-5 hours at a time?

simple
food service is and has always been about punishing oneself for one reason or the other
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>>62260856
Food service is a job for teenagers, ex-convicts, and women.
>t. a teenager once upon a time
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>>62260825
They just secured a $90 million contract with US Space Force.

https://rocketlabcorp.com/updates/rocket-lab-awarded-90m-contract-to-build-geo-satellites-hosting-space-domain-awareness-payload-for-u-s-space-force/
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I ended up buying two anime girl figures. Legitimately terrified of my parents seeing them. They already know I'm a weeb but they don't think I'm a pervert. I've never had a girlfriend, I think my mom thinks I'm gay.
The only saving grace is that the figures aren't *that* lewd.
Of course, this is all financially speaking.
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There's a situation brewing with korea

Right now Micron goes up and down because samsung does, it follows KOSPI almost 1:1

Samsung pumped yesterday because of the pay deal with the union. But the shareholders are suing to stop the deal. Then Korean manufacturing is massively vulnerable to the Hormussy because they get their oil from the Iraq and such o algo.

This creates a situation where KOSPI may suddenly just give up the ghost and violently correct downwards, taking micron with it (which will take its buttmonkey sandisk with it, presumably wdc will also go down because it's a garbage fucking stock).

Here's the thingaroo- Micron is not actually connected to the Samsung pipeline or whatever. If Samsung sharts the mart because of shareholders or oil, that has nothing to do with micrussy which has its own factories in Idaho and Virginia, which also have access to CIA technology and the Ashburn data centers- making it easy to ship chips from Man Asses to Loudoun county just 30 minutes northwards (or 2 hours during rush hour, which actually lasts about 3 hours because fairfax is a negroid county that refuses to expand train lines to decongest traffic).

But this all feeds into what I will promtly tell you- Marvell is going to pump hard later this year and into 2027, becoming the 'next big thing' because its tech reduces the burden on chips and makes them more efficient or something, making them extremely vital to unfucking this bottleneck that has been created by Korean niggatry and being overly reliant on basically micron to not shit the bed- making the existing HBM chips more efficient to run more AI bullshit to spy on you more efficiently.

Micron 1.5 trillion eoy, Marvell 1 trillion EOY 2027.

>>62260859>>62260815
That's not how this works
Chinese cannot produce HBM for 3-5 years

>>62260773
>government rugs the population and exit scams to the moon

>>62260772
based
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i need to liquidate my portfolio of boomer stocks and start going all in on meme stocks. dogshit sp trades sideways for like 6 months while random shit chip stocks are doing like 800%
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>>62260783
You still need to accumulate capital, otherwise you'd be wageslaving for someone else, probably for less money.
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>>62260832
It's also not going to go up 50% in under 24 hours lmao
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>>62260775
I don't know shit about Elon's businesses, but reminder that TSLA originally made some money off of carbon credits, rather than product, until they were producing vehicles.
I'm not a "trust the plan" sort of retard, but I imagine he does have a business plan
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>>62260882
This strike made things fucking weird because Micron clearly showed a pump because the strike happened and dumped when the strike was called off BUT THEN it pumps on news that the deal's over. Still holding my MUU and adding as soon as my deposit clears
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>>62260856
because you get all the benefits you listed at nordstrom ontop of discounted (or even free) food. thats a lot of money saved from essentials
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>>62260783
i worked in a bunch of restaurants when i was younger. every single owner is basically the same. some kind of mediterranean background, extremely narcissistic/psychotic, parents hanging around trying to tell them how to run things. atleast one of the chefs will be a family member that they dont get along with. its grim bro
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i didn't get the max out of the last dip.. please dip again im sorry for being retarded
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Bought the top two weeks ago, feels good to nearly be back in the green. Hoping it goes a fair bit past the green, but I'd be happy just going above breaking even at this point. Tense couple of weeks.

I'll probably hold NVIDIA indefinitely though. Reckon it'll keep going up for a fair while. It's almost solo carrying most index funds so I'd be surprised if it crashed anytime soon.
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>>62260882
Thanks for that qrd
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>>62260883
Are your boomer stocks not giving you dividends though?
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>>62260881
Why are you wasting your money and not even investing in Kadokawa? That's what I'd be more ashamed of than anything if I was your dad.
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news
Space king part 4 came out 7 months ago and part 5 is nowhere to be found
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>>62260890
>I'm not a "trust the plan" sort of retard, but I imagine he does have a business plan
The plan IS the nuke. The Elon specific part is that he can dilute very heavily once its included to avoid having to tap TSLA's cash reserves. Which is wild for a megacap to do.
The Nuclear IPOs are, among other things, the final solution to the PE "embarassment" of mark-to-market.
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>>62260898
the average restaurant does not give bennies of any worth, maybe a chain like olive garden does, never worked at one of those, but I waited/barbacked off and on through college, they don't give you jack.

i had like 30 different wagie jobs from the age of 13.
all of the worst were in rants.
all of the best were in retail.
sometimes i even daydream about quitting my WC job and just go back to listening to audiobooks and looking at hot milfs shopping in their yoga pants while i fold clothes in the mens section that no one ever enters, and if they do they just buy the first pair of jeans they see and dont fuck up the pile.
those were the days pal.
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im gonna do it im gonna say the n word
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>>62260891
it's just following kospi.
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any of you big dick chads slurp the dips from a couple of days ago?
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>>62260788
>things that are actually useless but we pretend they aren't in order to keep the line going up
I know what you're all thinking
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>>62260932
Say a prayer instead babe
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>>62260891
But the point is that micron is following kospi like shitcoins follow bitcoin because of the mistaken assumption there is a fundamental underlying problem with chips if samsung, the daddy, goes down. What it actually means is a sufficient correction of 30-40% on micron should correct more quickly back to ath than samsung, because micron has its own factories in america unaffected by samsung problems in korea, making such selloffs non-rational by algorithms and retards. This instability of samsung and sk hynix (also dragged down by samsung shenanigans) means nvidia may have to reduce exposure to sk hynix's chips in order to rely on micron which doesn't have these problems, giving micron the fuel it needs to burn to become a trillion dollar company.

And then, of course, the fact 2/3 of the HBM companies that have 90% of the market are in a country facing instability (and the market will 100% correct back to 6500 on the s and p this summer due to this) due to the unfolding energy crisis while 1/3 is in AMERICA which has lots of oil and shit means that people will have to unfuck their shit and invest in Marvell to make the tech to make their cips go further. My brain is telling me that marvell's earnings are only up 22% ytd now (which is actually great) but later this year you'll see a sudden interst in purchasing the fuck out of what they're selling in order to make the shortage of chips hurt less- because the reality is you can't build the chips fast enough to meet hypothetical demand in the short term but you can use the magic man juice that captain marvell is selling to make it work better.
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>>62260823
ML databases and AIP
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I'm going to buy the whole stock market
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>>62260915
My broker doesn't list many nipponese stocks
Meanwhile eBay lists many anime girl figures...
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Theres a really loud bird outside and I can't sleep.
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>>62260953
wait... the WHOLE stock market?
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>>62260959
You'll have to start callin em "mines" cuz i aint sharin
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Message to my brother:

Stop coming to /biz/ bragging about your portfolio
I have more money than you
And every penny I have I earned myself or risked my own capital. Nobody ever gave me shit.

It's piss easy to invest when you don't have to worry about rent or mortgage. Any retard could do that.
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>>62260978
He pays for his rent don't put him down like that
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>futures
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If the stockmarket is always right, why is it called a correction?
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>another 3 day weekend
I have a planned sell order for Tuesday at open. What are the chances of some jewish bullshit going down this weekend that results in a rugpull?
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>>62260993
thats just bobo words, the actual word is pullback
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>>62260994
war resumes over the 3 day weekend, ends on tuesday market close for another ATH on SPY
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>>62260783
I don't think what the world needs is more restaurants. Where I live, every fucking thing has turned into a restaurant.
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>>62260925
Space King sucks.
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>>62261004
Where I live, everything has turned into currency exchanges. It makes no sense.
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>>62261019
do you live in the capitol of a thirdie shithole?
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Is XOVR ok with I want a piece of Anduril?
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>>62261004
Actual productive industry is dead in the west, thus 75% of first world businesses/jobs are in retail or some other form of service. That's probably more like 95% in rural areas and towns.
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RKLB sisters we are eating good tomorrow
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>>62261020
It's turning into one. North Vancouver, BC. Luckily, I live in the suburbs and surrounded by nature but the urban area is little iran.
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>>62260981
No, he doesn't. He larps like he's a professional trader with his parents money, and pretends like he isn't a NEET. Like withdrawing dividends is income he earned lol

he would do better if he it parked it into SPY and stopped LARPing.
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Do you know how when your PC, Playstation, gets maxed out in memory, either because there is too much is going on at once or Because there's too many games on it? You are then pressured into making decisions about deleting games you didn't finish because there's not enough memory?
Now Imagine that panic on a global scale and the base memory required of the entire internet, all the business,financial, And social network information, bitcoin mining, A.I. models and all the data center and server RAM required to maintain and scale an entire planet in the next industrial revolution?
One that, at best, reflects a total recall/fifth element esque dystopia, and at worse a hyper surveillance state that makes china look like a daycare playpen.

Anyways, they are trying to force God's hand and rebuild the tower of Babel in an even greater attempt to harvest our souls from the one true God Jesus Christ (only man ever witnessed to have revived someone back from death)
The rulers channel this energy into the cube on Saturn by way of our plasma moons ethereal magnification, but can only do this during a full moon cycle.
The Moon operates similar to a capacitor, charged with enough energy, And then it releases. But it takes timing.
This is why there are major moves in the markets during the days of new moon/full moon.
Think of the repeating numbers on this website.
Think of the GCP dot, which tracks to express total global mental vibration.

Palantir is literally the space company from DOOM and an excellent choice for deep value by not only scaling into esoteric spaces and governments, but Palantir is creating the JD artificial intelligence from metal gear, in an attempt to recreate a new sort of "PATRIOTS" (La Li Lu Le Lo)

This is why you should buy
-Silver (physical protection and value)
You only need to place 1 oz of AG,
near the entry to your home for a bubble that will barricade spirits from your home.

-Palantir and memory related industries For reasons discussed above.
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War's over
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>>62261029
>leafland
my condolences, fren
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>>62260996
pullback to what?
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>>62261043
Good, will gas prices go down yet?
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>>62261049
to shake out paper hands, diamond hands will be rewarded
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>futures
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>>62261046
It's bad but the cope is the nature.
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I can't wait until the AI bubble bursts, the consumer demand for AI won't materialise just like the demand for the internet didn't matieralise in the 2000s, AI usefulness is exaggerated by the very people who profit from saying it
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>futures
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>>62261075
This is number one in Finance Agent v2 benchmark. SOTA performance btw
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>>62261029
>north van
Look at mr moneybags here
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SLNH looks enticing with the new catalysts and increased trading volume. Why this stock has been in a slow bleed since 2021?
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>AMD CEO Lisa Su said that nobody really makes money on AI training

That sounds incredibly bearish for the AI bubble kek
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Is it too late to buy into quantum computing? IBM RGTI IONQ QBTS QUBT all pumped today way too hard
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>>62261091
Well the US government is not only giving them $2 billion they're also taking equity stakes, so they will likely continue to pump the shares while Trump is in office
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>>62260939
>big dick chads
how big of a portfolio do you need to qualify for bid D ranking? asking for a friend
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>>62261097
8 figs
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>>62261091
Dunno about all them, qtum is good for that anyways. Ibm is definitely a buy tho, one of only 3 quantum fabs, only one with sovereign backing. Deal is not finalized though
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>>62261004
I feel like a restaurant is what you start when you want to start your own company and live the western capitalist dream, but you fundamentally have the creativity, skill set, hobbies, and soul of someone best fit to be middle tier bureaucrat in the ministry of bureaucracy.
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>>62261075
I wish that was the case, though I'm kind of afraid that it won't materialize in a way to make much of a difference in markets. The big companies behind it with the US government will make it so it'll somehow get passed to the goyim in the end, though I'd love for the demand for PC parts would get absolutely oblitirated.
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I am sure by tomorrow they will have manually corrected this
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>>62261109
It is being passed onto the goyim but the vast majority don't pay for it, without whales the AI bubble will pop, question is are there enough whales to sustain it and for how long
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>>62261075
seethe
>https://openai.com/index/model-disproves-discrete-geometry-conjecture/
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>make a bunch of retarded trades
>lose money
>decide to buy SPY calls instead
>make money
its really that simple huh
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>>62261116
That's besides the point, even if the AI promise will fall apart, either the government will step in to bail out the big dogs once again or the collapse will make everything shittier for the average or below average schmuck. Either way you're either ending up with AI garbage being passed unto you or dealing with things being fucked due to AI failing. It's a lose-lose kind of situation.
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>>62261094
True. Reminds me of when Trump bought into IBM.
>>62261100
Who owns the other two quantum fabs?
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>>62260950
Jensen has been looking to diversify from sourcing Korean HBM for 6 years now. In fact, if the fucking gooks at Samsung DS-Memory didnt lie to his face about the QC from the first batch back in 2024, we might not have had delays on Blackwell in the first place and San Francisco wouldn't have their panties in a twist about not having enough compute this year.
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>>62261094
Why doesnt the US government just DCA into VTI? Not only is it a safe investment, but it pumps everyone's bags, and even the commies get what they want because the government is seizing (at fair price) the means of production. win, win, win?
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I like that oil goes down when trump or rubio lies about how close we are to an agreement with iran. but only because I can watch how that moved oil in the beginning of the conflict verses how that moved oil now

at a certain point it mattered. but you know now were all just pretty sure theyre full of bullshit
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59% of Google's """profits""" in their last earnings was the result of Google updating the value of their stake in Anthropic, they did not make that money from ads or cloud services, it's entirely paper gains
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>>62261137
The article's surrounding it are hilarious, Bloomberg with 'progress has been made only sticking points are the nuclear program and the strait' oh so the only sticking points are the ones that matter? Other than that it's going swell, Iran has consistently said they want an official binding end to the war and then they will hold further negotiations on surrounding the enriched uranium, that is still their position
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>>62261129
Ionq and global foundries
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Any alpha males here who have REAL investing tips?
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>>62260882
>Micron’s going to collapse along with Korea
>Micron to 1.5T
Which is it then?
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https://etfdb.com/compare/highest-ytd-returns/
you should own a handful of these.
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>>62261058
pullback to what though? What point, what's the name of it? Gotta pull back to something
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>>62261091
quantum computing is an up-and-coming jobs program. it's mostly priced in at this point.
>>62261141
google doesn't deal in the real world. that's why they're so profitable.
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>>62261163
Shikrelli is right about quantum.
Its useful in cryptography and little else, at least for the next 50 years.
Imagine if you gave allen turring 1000 dollars in 1941.
You'd be out 1000 dollars.
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If you made an egg burrito how would you do it
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Looking forward to when this market crashes desu
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>>62261186
scrambled eggs for sure. add a little milk if available to fluff them up. i like making burritos with eggs, hashbrowns, and cheddar cheese. and make sure you lightly toast the burrito after you wrap it.
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>>62261137
>oil goes down when trump or rubio lies
Its a coordinated effort to lie, pump oil from the strategic reserve, short the market to try to make it look like the problem is not as bad, and they more money doing it. There is no meaningful negotiating going on, Trump is just farting constantly into a microphone or shitting up his Trooth Social account.
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Waiting for mdai fda approval is killing me lads
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>>62261192
Im a bunch of TB hot sauce packets from the lobby for this
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>>62261192
>scrambled eggs for sure. add a little milk if available to fluff them up
A chef taught me to add 1 part mayonnaise per 4 parts eggs and whip with a fork for omelettes and scrambled eggs (plus pepper ofc) and holy shit they are the fluffiest and creamiest eggs ever. I would've never thought to add mayo to eggs but it's been a life changer
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>>62261219
thanks for the tip boss. mayonnaise is also game changer for grilled cheese.
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>>62260928
Is this some kind of humble brag that you're normal enough looking to work in a clothes store?
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>>62261212
Two more weeks.
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>>62261198
trump is bored. he wants to end the problem. he knows his lack of conviction is a weakness. trump thinks hes a winner he wants to go back to that
weve used about 25% of our military stockpile on bullying iran. he doesnt want to bump it up to 50% because if we use 50% iran can just not give in and win because if we use 75% america automatically loses the geopolitical competition between ukraine and russia and china and taiwan

because we have nothing stockpiled and everyone can attack everyone
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>>62260928
>sometimes i even daydream about quitting my WC job and just go back to listening to audiobooks and looking at hot milfs shopping in their yoga pants while i fold clothes in the mens section that no one ever enters, and if they do they just buy the first pair of jeans they see and dont fuck up the pile.
I would probably live 20 years longer if I had a proper braindead job but that doesn´t pay the bills if you want anything beyond laying down and vidya.
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Can one of you LLM bots ITT count how many 1pbitds there are on a board without bots has 1 minute and 47 seconds between posts?

Which one of you faggots ITT can tell me, we all know these generals are botted up and down, there was 13 SMG generals up the other day
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>>62261233
Could be actual people in the night. It's night after all and overnight's doing well enough
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>>62261233
>Can one of you LLM bots ITT count how many 1pbitds there are on a board without bots has 1 minute and 47 seconds between posts?
3
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are hard boiled eggs any good, any good recipes for egg salad
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>>62261233
Of course I can! There are currently 138 such posts on the slash business board — "/biz/" —right now. It's not just a bot problem, it's an automation crisis. Is there anything else I could help you with today?
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>>62261261
NTA
but
>Is there anything else I could help you with today?
see >>62261259
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>>62261265
Hard-boiled eggs are one of the more nutrient-dense, inexpensive protein sources you can keep around.

Classic Egg Salad
Ingredients
6 hard-boiled eggs
3 tbsp mayonnaise
1 tsp mustard
1 tsp lemon juice or white vinegar
Salt
Black pepper
Optional:
chopped chives
celery
dill pickle
Method
Chop eggs roughly.
Mix mayo, mustard, lemon juice.
Fold together gently.
Season aggressively enough — underseasoned egg salad tastes flat.
Chill 15–30 min.

Best on toasted bread.
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>>62260823
furfat daiper scat
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10% of my portfolio is small cap momentum stocks
but I'm thinking of maybe ditching it

It hasn't performed well and significantly lags QQQ and even SPY.

I thought the diversificaton might be helpful but it hasn't been working out. Most of my portfolio is large cap, and then heavily weighted toward mega caps.
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sony is getting a shit ton of attention but i haven't done any research on it yet, any thoughts?
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>>62261120
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>>62261287
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>>62261174
Youd be out 1000 but he would probably blow you a few times
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Giga meltdown tomorrow. Any sane person will lock in profits
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>>62261318

How do you figure
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>>62261268
not bad
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>>62261318
are you an insider?
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>Futures
>https://youtu.be/Y3JhUFAa9bk?si=6qHSsmxkyWKt2U6E
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>>62261327
I'm insider your mom
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Anthropic is on its way to be the fastest company to profitability of all time.
Since we can't invest in Anthropic directly yet GOOG seems to be the best alternative since they have a high stack at Anthropic.
Bonus points for Anthropic for having hired Karpathy recently.
Going all in in GOOG tomorrow.
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>>62261318
The blatantly obvious "DEAL IS NOT FUCKING HAPPENING EVER" has to escalate into war sooner or later, right? The uranium and strait toll sticking points have been the same thing the entire time. I figure they'd wait until the weekend instead of Friday to tell everyone but who knows.
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Nekkar ASA has recently surged 50% and reached a 14 year high. Make of this what you will.
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>>62261336
https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/supreme-leader-says-enriched-uranium-must-stay-iran-iranian-sources-say-2026-05-21/
>US wants Iran's highly enriched uranium sent abroad
>Trump told Israel this will happen, Israeli officials say
>Supreme Leader says uranium must stay in Iran, sources say
>Source says Iran can dilute stockpile under IAEA supervision
he promised Netanyahu he'd do it so the war isn't ending until it happens chuddy
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>>62261331
>Since we can't invest in Anthropic directly yet

how about AMD aren't they doing the chips for anthorpic
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>>62261341
I remember Trump talked about sending a team in and just taking the Uranium. That still leaves the strait toll problen.
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>>62261341
>uranium is sent to some facility in pakistan
>iran gets to charge a toll for the straits
it's pretty obvious this is the end game, and it's just the details that are being worked out. like the facility in pakistan could have extraterritorial status, and there you go, it's staying in iran from a certain point of view.
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>OpenAI plans to file for IPO confidentially as soon as Friday: CNBC
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The ai bubble bursts... TODAY! Sell while you can
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>>62261358
owari da
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>>62261356
The stuff in question is 600kg of highly enriched material stored deep within Iran underground in heavily guarded bunkers. It wouldn't be an operation even vaguely comparable to the kidnapping of the veneco bus driver
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>>62261347
Might be a good long as well although less predictable than the other commitments Anthropic has.
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Bearsisters, what is happening? We are green, they can’t keep getting away with it
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>DRAM down 1%
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>>62261364
We apparently have the site under surveillance and will blow up anyone who goes near it
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>>62261356

^

When you derive you’re mental picture of reality from the electric Jew
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>>62261374
"they won't send the navy in and blockade our blockade"
"they won't just guide ships through our blockade"
”they won't just board our tankers and take them from us"
surely they won't just take the uranium from us
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Peaches come, in a can!
They were put there by a man!
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I heard tomorrow is going to be deep red
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Trump will bomb Iran unprovoked
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>>62261384
Yes I'm now reaching this conclusion. Iran is pissed and being retarded so they won't agree to his red lines.
He'll unleash an unprecedented massive bombing campaign and then send in delta force amidst the chaos to try to find the uranium.
It's all a Zionist tragedy but I think its growing more likely. Financially speaking, Im done with Iran and wouldn't care if we nuked them off the map. This detour has gone on far too long...
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>futures
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>>62261373
maybe it's gone already
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Does it really make sense to LARP like it’s 1927 and buy the Dow? It hasn’t participated in the rally yet, but obviously mega corps would survive a market drawdown better.
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>>62261426
If you were very conservative with your risk, Lets see, I can think of some reasons why someone would want to buy the dow

ETFs that track indexes that are already indexed tend to be cheaper with fees than passive methodology puprose built ETFs. The ETFs don't have to do the work of designing an index and it's already designed for them.

DJD is only .07% in fees, vs say, SPLV fees at .25% which is a low volatility blue chip ETF which probably has very high overlap with the dow.

Another reason, is lowerng beta. Maybe you are very risk averse, and want to lower the beta of your portfolio so you keep a dow chunk to keep your portfolio more stable than the general market.

Another reason, the dow is actively managed. S&P actively manages the dow, and puts what the believe are the top 30 best companies in America. They aren't just added automatically when a company reaches a certain marketcap. There are people that prefer active management over passive for their portfolios. So the people buying the dow get an actively managed portfolio for the fee cost of a passive index. But the dow isn't managed for price performance, instead, it's managed basically to track the companies S&P thinks are the best companies in America, and maybe you really like S&P's opinion as an institution.
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AAAAAAHHHHH WHY DID I BUY NJEWDIA INSTEAD OF MORE AMD DURING THE DIP
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>>62261450
>S&P actively manages the dow, and puts what the believe are the top 30 best companies in America.
are you retarded?
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>>62261461
that's literally true though
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>futures
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>>62261456
have faith, wait for a couple days
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>>62261229
> When you engage in actual fighting, if victory is long in coming, then men’s weapons will grow dull and their ardor will be damped. If you lay siege to a town, you will exhaust your strength.
>Again, if the campaign is protracted, the resources of the State will not be equal to the strain.
>Now, when your weapons are dulled, your ardor damped, your strength exhausted and your treasure spent, other chieftains will spring up to take advantage of your extremity. Then no man, however wise, will be able to avert the consequences that must ensue.
>Thus, though we have heard of stupid haste in war, cleverness has never been seen associated with long delays.
can we get a weekend deal and a bbq afterwards the hookers are on me
>6055.hk
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>>62261371
Excellent, calls might be cheaper today.
>>62261450
Thanks for the take bro, but I was red more thinking of short few months scale tactical trades, so the expense ratio isn’t important
I’d never hold the Dow long term, that’s a terrible idea
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>>62261358
They're desperate for liquidity
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>>62261358
hasn't openai been deemed obsolete compared to Claude (anthropic
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Nvidia back to 240 today BELIEVE IT
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>>62261474
And if someone if just bullish on America, but not the stock market in general.
if someone is just bullish on America, and wants a traditional American way of investing. I might tell them to buy the dow

If I were talking to an old man, that wants to protect his capital, but grow it a little bit, rather than explaining to him blue chips, and volatility, I might just tell him to buy the dow lol

an ETF that tracks the dow would be the easiest etf to explain, and the holdings of it will be all comanies he recognises. People generally have heard of the dow as well

I'm just doing devil's advocate, though. I wouldn't buy the dow myself
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>>62261482
>bullish on America

wew lol lmao wow haven't heard that one in a while
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Believe all baggies
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>oil almost back up after the fake peace deal news from yesterday
market is starting to learn..... soon no one will believe the trump administration or pakistan
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>>62261489
When will you bears learn that no one gives a fuck about oil anymore.
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>>62260764
Existed shell and reduced gold by 25% I am now 68% in cash and gold. Will be unwinding more next week and in June. Uncertain what to do with MSFT and NVIDIA and BRK-B
I'm up on all of them, MSFT went ex today and NVDIA goes ex in June but both may well rise a bit more along with BRK-B in the next 60 days. Setting a hard end game for July. Next week dumping insurance stocks. Then clear out all my hedges and consolodate in USD and sit back and enjoy the ride. Really nice feels to have the gains taken and risk off.
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bulls eventually get slaughtered it's just the way it works
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IQE
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>>62261408

Jesus 2
Judgement Day
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>>62261511
pigs get slaughtered. bulls make money. lower your tone.
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>>62261525
oh thank you Jesus
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>>62261519
No fate
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>>62261489
WTI was at $104(It's still down 6%), brent at $109(It's still down 3%) before Trump said they were about to "finalise" a peace deal, he changed his wording this time, he used to say "imminent"
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>>62261493
>>62261489
There is no point in buying oil now, the time to buy oil was 2021/2022, the time to sell it is now. I was raking in 10%-4%+ dividends on some of my stuff while holding. It;s absoltely at an historical high for geopolitical reasons but the fact is at supply levels the price for oil should be something like 60-70 and it will leak around any transit barriers one way or another. You're looking at a 30%-40% drop in oil stocks crabbing down before they are worth buying again. At these prices their dividends are less han he us interest rates and massive and near certain downside risk. Politically the emerging markets are all also swinging looney left and are best avoided. BRK b is still holding chevron and occidenal but sold some so I suppose I still have a finger in it, in fact ha encourages me to sell BRK-B on any further upswing driven by minor flight to safety because of it's cash pile.

The US economy is going to be in a zone of inflation and higher inerest rates, personal credit defaults and low consumer confidence. Pre correction even defensive stocks are shit right now.
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>>62261511
You say that but in the meantime bulls are up several hundred %, it just doesn't pay to be a bear, it doesn't pay to go against momentum, don't fight it
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>>62261529
>at supply levels the price for oil should be something like 60-70
Stop talking now
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>>62261528
IT makes little difference, I love oil but you won;t ever find a period where it is so overprices and hese highs again for ears, i's a massive opporuni to take gains and walk awa. Oil is money, liquid gold and if hormuz sas impaired then the shit will just flow via pipelines to bypass it. Or some other fucking drama where supply comes online in response to demand. Anyone BUYING oil right now is fucking retarded.They should have bought years ago. I'll buy back ino it when the stocks are value again.
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>>62261533
Its a bubble though
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>>62261538
They're literally emptying inventories at the fastest rate ever to cover the supply loss you retard, from the 8th of May to the 15th of May the US drew down nearly 10 million barrels worth of crude oil from the SPR, bringing the total to 40 million barrels worth of crude oil that the US has drawn down from the SPR
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>>62261529
>>62261538
>source: vibes
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>>62261542
Doesn't matter if it is, you're missing out by sitting on the sidelines or by taking a contrarian position
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>>62261537
It's the truth. I think I've been trading oil stocks a lot longer than you.The only way for oil prices is down from here even if he spike 20 bucks for a few months so fucking what? You hink oil prices and stocks will ever ge hiogher than he are now wih this shit going on? It's been discussed as a scenario for decades. Only wa is down. Eventually Iranian and russian supply will come back into play too....his is peak constriction, it;s as good as it gets to take gains.
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>>62261544
This. Drastic demand destruction will come, one way or another.
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>>62261548
It isn't though, because the shortfall is being met with record high levels of both government and private inventory draw downs, they're not magically sourcing more oil you dumb cunt
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>>62261546
Is that a picture of you? I've been trading oil stocks for 10 years. If you are buying into oil right now you are the biggest fucking retard imaginable. Golden opportunity to take gains and sit back. Let me guess, you just chase day trades do you? What, you think you will get 30% from here? Clown.
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>>62261529
>At these prices their dividends are less han he us interest rates
VAR (Vår Energi) currently, at these prices, has a dividend yield of almost 10%. And it's an established north sea actor and a subsidiary of Eni.
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>>62261547
Nah this is the top, take your profits congratulations. buy back in cheaper later
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These oil inventories will also have to be refilled, by law, that alone will keep oil prices elevated well above $60 well into 2027, assuming the strait opens soon if not then even longer
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THIS IS MY BAG
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS IS MY OWN
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>>62261553
Oh you really are retarded an an oil newfag AND a day trader. OK then. Supply and demand always finds a way. If you are buying into oil at these highs you're genuinely clinically retarded. You the same kind of retard who would have sneered at me if I told you to buy oil in 2020. You are late, stupid, disorganised and chasing faries day trading. Go buy a fucking lottery ticket instead you might as well.

Me? Up massively, gains taken, out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc
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>>62261544
>40 million
Damn and they only have 370 million barrels left
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>>62261566
>You can always magically conjure more resources
Kill yourself
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>>62261568
Operational floor is 150 million which would require congressional approval to go below, which means the US current has access to 224 million barrels worth, the US already announced it intends to release 172 million barrels worth of crude oil, this intended to happen over a period of 120 days meaning it will end in July, taking that 172 million barrels out the equation that leaves about 94 million barrels accessible left
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>>62261086
well, she is not wrong. if you ever trained a neural network there are many trainings that you have to discard because the results are trash, make some adjustments and try again. doing that with an LLM is extremely computationally expensive, so expensive that consumes a lot of electricity and those electricity bills go ballistic with no guarantee that the result will be better.
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This chart is all that matters.

Whether it means they think markets have gone too high and are fleeing to safety, or whether it means we've infiniprinted and will be mooning to ATHs not even conceived in the arabic numerals system, I cannot say.

But it is all that matters.
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kek INTCels
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>>62261569
you're stupid and know fuck all about oil supply the current price is temporary transit and sanction restrictions, there is if anything massive oversupply. The great thing for me is it will nearly certainly overcorrect on the way back down and that's when I'll buy again. You are going to get dumped on hard.
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List dirt cheap tickers

Tickers down on their luck that took an absolute battering the last year, but aren't horrible companies. I'll start

PEP
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>>62261577
>there is if anything massive oversupply
LOL
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>>62261579
Plebbit mayhaps.
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anyone knows what just happened to Futu Holdings???
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>>62261579
GRRR
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>>62261573
Enjoy getting filtered by the month-end SOFR spike.
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>wake up
>RKLB
>INFQ
>UUUU
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>>62261579
NVDA
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>>62261573
>>62261590
SR3U6
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>>62261575
Another one to scream you are fucking late, you are buying into something you should have bought years ago and you should be taking gains now not buying. INTC needs to be under 75 to be touchable at all and ideally 45 or 50. It's a loss making business rn. Its got a 27.46% NEGATIVE margin It was certainly worth a punt at 25-45 but no fucking way above 100

Coming back to this board is depressing, it was once bigbrain and became infested with plebbit smoothbrains and jeets shills after eith went to the moon and dogcoins and GME started.
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>>62261580
You've already told me you are tard. I know already. Money flows from people like you to people like me. It is what it is.
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>>62261594
>buy my bags
"No."
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>>62261595
LOL
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>>62261594
INTC is definitely worth $80. They're the only logic foundry that could possibly compete with TSMC.
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>>62261596
I sold at 92.65 bought at 25.76
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>>62261595
dumb larp, rope, you spastic
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Smiggers please stop fighting, can't we all just get along? And long GRRR.
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>>62261601
go through the archive and you'll find me being laughted at for buying it

Dumb kid. Time to leave this shitpit board, I'll check back in on you for the red wojacks to have a laugh
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>>62261579
IQE for sure. Has just cleared up it's debt and secured LTA's with MTSI. Stands to gain a lot from the photonics shift in data centers over the next couple of years. Recently dipped from share dilution as part of the deal with MTSI. Shares available for 42p at time of writing. That's 42 pennies, not pounds.
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>>62261564
Kek
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There was a guy named Poonami running for the board on my stock so I voted against him
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I SOLD MY SNXX FOR DRAM AND IT WENT UP 2% WHILE SNXX WENT UP 20% FUCK THIS GAY ASS ETF
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>>62261612
based
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>>62261612
Based Apuunami usurper
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>>62260783
Why single out restaurants? This is true for most small businesses. Every single one of them is opened by a wagie tired of the office life and having a psycho boss, so they instead open a business where they have to deal with multiple psychos every single day and live in constant stress and worry about the business failing.
>>62261189
There's no point. Just hold 70% cash equivalents and keep playing with 30% if you are so worried. The 30% will not get wiped out completely during the crash, and with the 70% you could buy the bottom.
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Man, AI growth is slowing
because the chip companies are taking all the profits
the hardware side is raking in major cash
making x5, 10x what they used to make off a data centre

They all got ahead of AI, and they just take all the profits for themselves. There's no profit in distributing compute because of the astronomical hardware costs.

A Vera Rubin server rack, just one, costs 8 million dollars. If they ran that bitch for 10 years it would be difficult to make a return on it.
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>>62261564
you know that AI is cucking all forum-based social media right? aside from stuff like 4chan here. Reddit's biggest feature is having hobby-reddits where you can learn about whatever you like, AI cucks that shit directly, you short companies like Reddit you don't baghold them lmfao retard.
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>>62261579
SNDK
BLK
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>>62261622
you must be fun at parties
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>>62261287
>>62261291
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Is poet meme enough for the a bigly gain? should i be loading up on it?
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>>62261259
1 leek, chopped fine, 2 hard boiled eggs, chopped fine, 6 pickled gherkins chopped fine, mayonnaise and salt and pepper.
It's lovely.
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>>62261647
>2 eggs
>6 gherkins
jesus
love me gherkins lad but you should probably mention if these are the tiny ones or the chonky cronch boys
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>>62261650
Sorry, yes, the little cornichons. They pack a punch.
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The American Reserve Modernization Act (ARMA) would authorize the U.S. Treasury to acquire up to 200,000 bitcoin per year for five years, targeting a reserve of 1 million BTC.
The bill was introduced Wednesday by Rep. Nick Begich with 16 original cosponsors. It is a rebranding and expansion of the original BITCOIN Act co-introduced last year by Begich and Senator Cynthia Lummis. It would codify Trump's March 2025 executive order establishing a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve into permanent law that cannot be reversed by a future president.
The bill classifies bitcoin as a "Tier 1" strategic reserve asset, putting it on the same legal footing as gold. A separate digital asset stockpile would hold other federally owned crypto.
All acquisitions must be budget-neutral. The funding mechanism is revaluing Federal Reserve gold certificates from their current statutory price of $42.22 per ounce, set in 1973, to current market prices. That gap generates hundreds of billions in accounting gains without new taxpayer debt.
The bill also ends the practice of auctioning off seized bitcoin. All future seizures would be transferred directly to the Strategic Reserve instead of being liquidated by the U.S. Marshals Service. Existing government holdings would be consolidated into a single audited ledger.
Bitcoin in the reserve would be held for a minimum of 20 years. The bill establishes federal custody standards including geographic distribution of private keys across air-gapped facilities, multi-signature governance requiring authorization from the Treasury, the Fed, and an independent third agency, and investment in "quantum-resistant cryptographic upgrades."
Rep. Pat Harrigan, one of the cosponsors, said "The United States government already holds billions in seized bitcoin with no coherent strategy for managing it, and that needs to change."
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>>62261658
>That gap generates hundreds of billions in accounting gains without new taxpayer debt.
holy shit america is fucked
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Futures looking bad, any Tacos today to V us?
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>>62261525
Should I buy this dip, or is it a
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>>62260773

they kinda do that already. the fed balance sheet is at 6.7 trillion dollars and warsh said he was going to reduce it to like 3 trillion.

they literally manifest "money" out of air to stop market crashes by mass buying stocks to calm markets and then when it feels like a bubble they dump on goys at the top
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c'est fini
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>>62261673
Come with me if you want to V
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>>62260781

too many tickers
too many 4-5 letter tickers
too much absolutely retarded meme shit
too much blatant scam shit

100% QLD will mog this shit into the shadow realm for 1/100th of the effort.
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>>62261684
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So uhhh... where's that deal mumu?
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>underestimated the China risk
Futu was actually such a good company as well...

>>62261585
>The China Securities Regulatory Commission intends to confiscate all “illegal gains” from both the domestic and overseas entities of the firms and will impose severe penalties, according to a statement.
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>>62260856

>come into work high
>pour yourself a beer
>cut some onions or whatever and fuck around
>make yourself some food
>surrounded by slutty 20 year old pussy as coworkers
>get off of work super late and go drink more with coworkers or play pool or whatever
>catering/weddings/bartending can actually pay solid

I wasted like 3 years of my 20s doing that shit and it was probably one of the most cozy times of my life. if you work at some cucked place getting treated like a bitch then lmao yeah I don't get it.
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real talk though.....is it worth buying this dip?
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>>62261039

>buy physical silver

based. yagmi
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>>62261705
cost of biz
elites wanted to kill the chud farm that was single player gaming, and they succeeded
now its a troon factory getting young men into doll collecting
in their minds, a small price to pay
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>>62261705
ignore the woke shit for a second, imagine that their games are chud-adjacent - what's the quality of their portfolio? - shit
Assassins Creed
Far Cry
Watch Dogs
Ghost Recon
and some dead IPs like Prince of Persia or Rayman. they keep churning out the same crap with a different coat of paint. their only chance is a buyout at this point.
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>>62261705
They already sold off the most profitable parts of the company to Tencent lol
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>>62261705
Thats not a dip
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China and Russia have turned on Iran.
They backed trump's future invasion of iran. So now if trump attacks Iran then the stocks will go up.
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>>62261709
your mom is a chud farm bobofagget
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Hope you are all ready for a restart of the war this weekend
sell today because this is a 3 day weekend and then we open to a bloody Tuesday
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>>62261724
>war
talked to a sexy iranian spy on the phone and she very much played down the war. Iranians have enough. They only want sex with hot european men it seems like.
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>>62261729

that's a man.
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>>62261724
my portfolio went from 21k to 26.6k this week and actually scared to lose it, is this true chat?
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>>62261724
This is bear propaganda
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>>62261658
capitalism
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>>62261743
This is bull propaganda
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> futures
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>>62261752
>This is bull propaganda
yes
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>>62261696
Did the same. The pussy is phenomenal. I'm talking my son into doing a European tour doing the same for a year or two. He's 19, tall and Irish.
There's an Irish bar in every European city crying out for Irish staff. He will have the time of his life dicking down the cream of euro student babes.
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>>62261754
baka neko
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I missed the best trades of my life by looking down my nose at them. Just because I didn't like them. The market doesn't give a fuck what I like.

One specifically, that comes to mind is Apple. I never wanted to own any Apple products, and I thought that other people wouldn't give a fuck about their computers being fashion item. I was wrong.

I have this same sentiment toward Elon Musk because he's such a bullshit artist. But I have to consider that it doesn't matter what I think. I'll probably buy SpaceX if I can ever manage to catch it at a price that's 100x revenues. Even though I really don't like Elon Musk. Though, I have a feeling the IPO might be at 500x revenues at open lol, and yeah I'm not touching that shit at that price. I'll watch it and see what it does, and if I can catch it at my target price. The last thing I'd do is FOMO into some Elon Musk shit.

AI is another thing. But I'm not missing out on AI. I actually like AI. Half of people think AI is a scam because of their personal feelings toward it. When these people wake up to the seriousness of AI, it'll be too late. For now, there's still time for us to keep making more and more money off it.

The moral of the story is, don't let your personal opinions get in the way of making money.
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>>62261754
unbelievably stupid f*cking cat ffs
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>>62261764
Rude
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>UAE joins Saudis and Qatar in urging Trump not to restart the Iran war

Everybody cucking
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>President does "quantum" stimmy to keep markets from dumping
>QBTS vice president sells $437,000 worth of shares the millisecond the stock pumps

yeah I'm thinking its all bullshit guys
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>Buy Sivers as super speculative investment
>Up 10+% within the hour
Free money glitch.
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>>62261754
please don't be piss
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is it to late to buy quantum?
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>>62261716
You're deluded when you believe the US will topple Iran by invading like Tehran.
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I'm introducing a bill to my congressman to reclassify indians as niggers and to classify niggers as legally monkeys
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>>62261741
My portfolio went from 420k two weeks ago to 210k today.
Just stop caring, man, your peak NAV is house money, not your actual hard earned funds.
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>>62261795
spacex ipo kek or cringe?
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>>62261779
get your head out of the gutter babe
it's clearly a bottle off water what the fuck is wrong with you penelope
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>>62261795
How the
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>>62261795
that sounds bad i would feel terrible if that happened to me
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what do i buy today bwos
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>>62261705
>has nothing to lose
>doesn't bother appealing to virtue-signaling, pearlclutching luddites
>goes right for the the zoomer audience who do not give a fuck
>starts unabashedly pushing generative AI as a part of game mechanics
>it's weird, janky, and new
>massive appeal with young people, who see it as rebelling against anti-AI millennials
There's always a way out
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>>62261798
Reddit.
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huh the babe poster is also swiftie I could believe that both are worthless
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>>62261695
but that won't be ALL gains right? Or did I slurp a falling knife?
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>>62261789
llol no
quantum is a hail mary
it may not be (probably won't) commercially viable

but, lets say, hypothetically, quantum computing proves to be commercially viable and it blows the absolute fuck out of classical computers

you would get a 1000x easy return. it's such a small, small industry, like 30 billion total. If it were to become commercially viable, it could become a 50 trillion dollar industry which would be like a 1,000,000x return lol

So if you really want to make a quantum play, put like $1k in it as a hail mary. You'll probably lose it all, but at least it wouldn't destroy you. But if quantum computing actually does take off, and you don't sell early, you'll become a millionaire. As long as you were in the right companies. if you were in the wrong companies, then, your guys get crushed and you get nothing.

You're taking a risk even if quantum computing were to become commercially viable. You never know where it might come from. It might come out of China, or might come out a private company.
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Why we dumping oil again?
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News?!
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>>62261803
GRRR
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>Arabic sources: The Pakistani army chief is on his way to Tehran #AlArabiya_Urgent

>Market pumpin on this
insane levels of grasping
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DRAM sissies, we are getting bodied today.
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>>62261813
WE HAVE PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST

(Starting next weekend)
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>>62261800
>>62261801
Calls. If the market dips 3% they can dip 40-50%.
It doesn’t matter, you can make money (unrealized) quickly.
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Rubio says there’s been ‘a little bit of movement’ in Iran negotiations

>We can now bring you more comments from US Secretary of State Marco Rubio, who is in Helsingborg, Sweden, for a NATO meeting.

>Speaking at a news conference, Rubio said “there’s been some slight progress” towards a deal with Iran, but “I don’t want to exaggerate it.

>“There’s been a little bit of movement and that’s good,” said Rubio.

>“The fundamentals remain the same: Iran can never have a nuclear weapon,” he added, saying the US would have to address the issue of Iran’s highly enriched uranium.
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>>62261825
sounds like you made a bad call
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>>62261817
kys pajeet
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>>62261705
They are somehow losing money on mass market slop, they are like an incompetent version of EA.
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>>62261825
you might have a talent for being a buddhist monk
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https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/jpmorgan-looks-offload-exposure-4-billion-private-equity-linked-loans-ft-reports-2026-05-22/

>JPMorgan looks to offload 4 billion private equity risk
>The Wall Street bank was working on a risk transfer that would allow it to retain the NAV loans on its balance sheet while shifting a portion of potential losses to investors
>JPMorgan did not immediately respond to Reuters' request for comment.

OFFLOAD EQUITIES
SHIFT LOSSES TO INVESTORS
REFUSE TO ELABORATE

bullish?
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>>62261832
The truly important thing is that you don’t actually have a negative balance sheet. You can come back from your profits being less than you wanted, you can’t come back as much from your principal capital melting away.
>>62261836
Every trader needs a bit of Buddhist monk in himself tbqh
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>>62261825
You full ported short dated calls? Holy shit lol you realize you can afford leaps right
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Market mover here. I have 400k I can invest. What do I buy, anon?
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>>62261847

SOXS
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>>62261847
Greggs
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>>62261847
If you listen to the retards here you'll lose your money. Go talk to Claude to help you design a portfolio.
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>>62261847
0dte, all or nothing
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>>62261847
1000 COHR
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>>62261852
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>>62261822
What? Not 2 more weeks? Big progress and gains.
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Is the war starting again today
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>>62261852
Lmao Clade is fucking retarded. Inverse-Cramer in your pocket.
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>>62261847
definitely not all in today because you might lose some if we crash from high oil and boosted inflation around december-january

If I were you I'd invest like 40K per month on MSCI world
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>>62261840
>OFFLOAD EQUITIES
those are private loans anon
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I should have sold the Chegg ies top because that shit gon crash as soon as I turn my back
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>>62261847
keep your 401k money in boring indexes. gamble with your after tax discretionary money
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>>62261865
A 2012 chatbot could design a better portfolio than /smg/
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>>62261840
>bullish
bro private equity is about to get assblasted and will be the first line to fall in the next economic crash
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>>62261845
It was about 30% <45 DTE calls, 50% longer than that calls where I thought I could buy them cheaper after the AI trade has dipped even more.
>>62261860
There is a high chance Trump will use the extended weekend for such affairs.
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>>62261877
At least the retards here aren't naive enough to think a peace deal in Iran will actually happen. Saw a ton of groids shorting oil on r/wsb
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today I will make money.
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>>62261885
Ah ok yagmi, godspeed
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>boss comes to me
>basically you need to be both the pm and designer of this project and shit is already urgent
Cool
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>>62261886
we will devalue the dolar to zero and then introduce a new currency, same thing brazil did to fix their issues (weirdly, Brazil had the most interesting and experimental central bank in the world and has for the past 40 years)

chinese cashed out, japs are on defense, and euros will bend over and take it because if they don't we'll sick god on them once we're finished building out his datacenter tabernacle.
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>>62261907
yo get the fuck out of my ear, man.
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>>62261906
this comes with a raise, right?
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>>62261912
>>62261912
>>62261912
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>>62261911
I will push for that.
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How do people actually make good money in the stock market long term?
Not “get rich in a week” stuff
I mean realistic strategies.
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>>62263687
i put money into small-scale mining companies, frankly, anything being produced that has high demand and no end to that demand in sight, will do relatively well over time.

Precious metals+mineral miners, LNG extraction, gold miners, hedge funds etc.

You can always go put $20k+ in JEPQ and enjoy easy dividends paid every month. Let the jews work for you.



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