indistinguishable bobo noises edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62262776
I'm not gay
I'd rather bathe in a sea of blood on Tuesday than take profits
>>62263762Sell now or forever hold your bags
>>62263774"No!"
based on the amount of people developing alpha-gal syndrome from tick bites this season already and the whole thing about people finding boxes of ticks, is it time for BYND?
>>62263772been a while since we have seen a -30% SOXL day
>>62263776Why does nobody want to have earnings on the same day as JOYY
>>62263783It's a holiday, markets are closed
>>62263772Based>>62263768Fag
I am down $6000 this month and rent is due next week
> nows
I wonder what's happening that's so important?
Power hour was greatly exaggerated.
Sell oil
>>62263762You do have a suicide stack of NAK, right?Also why are we dumping?Also I got that red dog dick
>>62263778>alpha-gal syndromeOMFG that sounded so sexyIt hits especially bad now that I DCA'd SNDK incorrectly.
>>62263793Memorial day ceremonies
LAST CHANCE TO SELL EVERYTHING BEFORE ORANGE NIGGER CHIMPS OUT AND CRASHES THE GLOBAL ECONOMY
MICRON IN A FREE FALL
What is /smg/ listening to as the trading day winds down?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a049dBGHyc
sorry but I won't buy the dip
full ported soxs before close :))
Can /smg/ give me a summary on why oil slid so much this week?
I bought TGT at the height of the screeching at $89 and it's around $125 now, should I sell or is there more potential? Every fucking day I keep seeing articles about how target is "done">>62263793Nothing he's a giant fat lazy faggot
Nothing is happening in Iran. Everyone is friends again.
>>62263796What is your deal are you trying to say your port is red or something
GRPN
>>62263814Yes the answer is because the strait is still closed. Buy aluminum CENX
These are the good market days but I hate it because its boring and gay
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!How did it go this week!?!?
>>62263814because mr axiosberg who has never once lied about a deal being imminent claimed a deal is imminent. iranian direct sources all saying no deal is close, and all the signs of bombing resuming tonight? ignore them, all fake news
>>62263828Get ready baggots.https://xcancel.com/spotgamma/status/2057911212843712824
I've had my Google shares for yearsand they're so valuable now that they're 25% of my portfolioShould I trim them? It feels wrong to trim them. Especially given that Google has always delivered. But 25% of my portfolio, being one company...
>>6226382721% today38% for the weekTrading mostly 0dtes
>>62263827Up 7.54% todayBest day so far (i havent been in the market very long)
>>62263827Today: +0.93%This Week: +2.19%This Month: +8.85%This Year: +27.15%12 Months: +42.14%
>>62263827-0.04%
I've been thinking about Kaiji recently. I feel like it makes a good point that I need to take more risks in life to ever get ahead. On the other hand you should apparently do whatever you can to rig your gambles in your favor. As such I think the perfect plan is for me to find a girlfriend who can feed me insider trading info
>>62263776Dick'sbros, how are we feelin'?
>>62263832The question is what would you do with the sale proceeds and would it make sense
>>62263762>everyone around me is talking about investing in ETFsIs this a top signal?
>>62263832Current CEO IMO is all short term gain for long term loss so I'd trim
>>62263848That depends
>>62263848ETF can be anything it can't be a top signal there are short ETFs
Institutional rugging of MU tells you once again what they think of the stock.There isn't a single fucking ticker in sox that rugged on power hour besides Micron. That's it. I would sacrifice a goat to get kospi access on a platform here that isn't ibkr.
>>62263821My dick is red, like a dogs
>>62263827up 0.72% today, and up 1.57% this week
>>62263856Uhh DRAM?
>>62263856buy flkr ?
>>62263848Would you rather everyone around you talk about investing in a random ticker?
>>62263762I fucking love Nina.
>>62263848That's your exit liquidity.
>>62263862Believe me anon I slum it with EWY spreads when I really would just hold skhynix long if I could.
If you had $10000 today would you put it down on AMD, NVDA, or MU?
>>62263856What's wrong with ibkr? Never used them.
>>62263864For me, its SubaruLets see if I regret buying USO come Tuesday.
>>62263872NVDA
Holidays suck so much, bros
>>62263872AMD seems to have the biggest upside currently out of these 3, though I'd consider PLTR instead as an AI play.
>>62263814Jewish tricks
>>62263872NVDA will probably fade up now that the options volume is cleared. AMD if you're going longer term but that's more a vibe trade than a technical one. Lisa Su's finally talking confidently in forecasts instead of being evasive.
>>62263867there will be a 2x dram ETF soon
For those buying SPCX, how long are you waiting for entry after the IPO?
>>62263872I put it down on SNDK. W-we-we're gonna reach $2000!!! An analyst said so, and we've beat every estimate so far. SNDK was the sole reason I had $10,000 in the first place.
>>62263893SpaceX IPO will be postponed due to market volatility surrounding the special combat operation in Iran boss.
>>62263893If I buy it, it won't be a penny over 100x p/e
>3 of my 7 DTE are a weekendLet’s goooo
>>62263855Mostly S&P500 trackers and dividend ETFs>>62263863I'd rather they not talk about investing at all.
>>62263893I'm waiting for the option chain to buy leaps
Iran won't even start making a deal until the war is over and they won't negotiate on uranium and the strait toll. wtf are we even doing?
>>62263893why do you want to buy the most unprofitable IPO in the history of the world? why don't you just DM Elon Musk directly and tell him you want him to shit directly in your mouth.
selling off everything and buyibg the chink dip
>>62263893My plan is to wait 1-2 weeks and I'll just DCA once a month for a year from there. Same with Anthropic
>>62263905a lot of dividend ETFs don't really go down worst case scenario some break even
>>62263902Fellow value investor.Related: is it now time to buy AXON and PLTR?
>US calls off plans to resume bombings (new and improved TACO, chicken out on something that wasn't actually planned or announced at all in one single announcement)>there will be an agreement in a couple of hours>36 hours ago>this is the only reason the market reversed it's pullback this weekthis shit is going back below 7000 if Iran doesn't surrender (they won't)
>>62263911Most unprofitable IPO in history of the world? So pets.com was more proftable? lol
>>62263916It's always time to buy PLTR.
>>62263506Too conservative. You need to go all in with your lifesavings on TQQQ if it has dipped 60-70%.
Ummmm... quantum has stopped pumping right? I want to buy the dip
Is closing positions then reopening the same ones at market open a bad idea? I'm seriously thinking about it.
>>62263928tax?
For me, it's sgov
>>62263928It’s the easiest way to never make any money
>>62263827>DING DING DING DING DING>How did it go today?!?!beats working for a living. I just wish I did not take time off a few months ago and caught the photonic wave earlier. I could have easy $100k more by now. :(
>>62263929I'm already negative P&L for the year so no worries there.
>>62263916I don't know about those two.It's time to buy MSFT and NVDA though
>>62263936There will be something else if you pay attention.
I go to aljazeera it may be pro Arab but it also isn't fake optimism or anti trump rhetoric. There's no deal and no progress. The narrative hasn't budged or changed.
>>62263928>Is closing positions then reopening the same onesWut? How does this make any sense financially? Are you trying to lock in "gains" and sell again further out at a higher strike?
>>62263827Up 2%. Nothing special but green is green. I have a fat cash reserve to buy the dip if Trump does a weekend bombing. And on Tuesday I'll buy some of that helium stock Pulsarbro keeps shilling.
>PLTRvaporware
Why the fuck isn’t PLTR pumping? It is the literally the backbone for the next century of state control and glowie operations
Soxl bros I just sold after holding 2 months
>>62263955Because retarded hype is a fickle mistress.
PLSR bros, we finna make it next week
jerome please
all of my gains are goneyears of investment vanished how do you make a comeback?
>>62263776>mongoDBI am pleading with u crud app creators to use a proper database
>>62263964Stop betting against America
>NOK>SIVEF>TXN>LOGIGood day today.
>>62263957how does it feel to be swimming in green ?
>>62263955Just be patient and keep buying.
>>62263970want to full port sivers but afraid there will be a gigadump on the 29th earnings report
stocks visual today:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779481954355843.webm
>>62263793his son is getting remarried for the 4th time or something he probly just dgaf about it lmao. could you imagine him sitting still watching a wedding ceremony, listening to "til deah do us apart" when dude has been married x4
>>62263814because Trump has ended the bombing of Iran for no good reason and is just letting them have their way
>>62263955>PE 154.40
>>62263955Maybe Sadiq Khan stopping the met police spending £50m on palantir tech is a sign of difficulties ahead?
>>62263961What's fueling all this optimism? Just the chance they hit paydirt in the Michigan survey?
>>62263974So just sell before earnings? It's a great buy under like 5.6 imo.
>>62263989yeah I would. there's a remote chance earnings will be a gigapump event but not likely. they will report a loss and dump. this will be a golden buying op
I think it's John Rocker's birthday around now. Does he still post in the /bant/ /smg/? Why did he stop making update videos?
>>62263920Pets.com lost $300M before liquidatingSpaceX lost 4.6B in Q1 2026
the latest axios article sure sounds like war is going to resume
>>62263978iran threatening to, and being able to, completely annihilate all the rest of the GCC's oil infrastructure and force us into a global depression is a pretty good reason to stop bombing themalso that nothing short of a ground invasion that costs tens of thousands of lives will lead to a military win for america
>>62263882*alone
>>62264002most of the surrounding regions have added sophisticated missile defense systems which can thwart drones as well. I wouldn't be so sure that Iran has an effective counter strategy
>>62263817>Every fucking day I keep seeing articles about how target is "done"bullish
But have you considered... TACO?
>>62264010Sounds delicious.
>>62264006>sophisticated missile defense systemsHow many missiles do they have? Is it more than Iranian drones?
>>62264010Do you mean....Taco for dinner?Or taco for national economic and foreign relations policies?
>>62264010Egg salad sammich tonight
>>62264020Yes
>>62263986There's a lot of factors at play here, you just gotta think
Are we taking profits before the long weekend or going balls deep in calls smiggily wiggilies?
I how you all sold or you are trapped until bloody Tuesday
>>62263964poker
>>62263998I can tell you're saying this because it's what you want to believe rather than significant. I don't make judgements on whether a company is a good by based on what want to believe. I hate Elon Musk and think he's a grifter, but my opinion doesn't matter.It's not unusual for new companies to be unprofitable. When you buy these companies, you're paying a premium for their potential of growth, not their profit margins. SpaceX brings in an order of magnitude more revenues than pets.com did.This kind of company, that is very capital intensive, with extreme upfront costs in a new industry isn't going to be expected by anyone to be profitable.
>axios reports peace dealBombs dropping soon
GAW BROS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62264032I bought nvidia and am holding infq
>>62263762>>62263762I broke up with my gf because I'm a toxic borderline sociopath and she was at the end of her ropeHow will this affect my portfolio
>>62264031profits? hell no. I slurped up more tsmc/hynix/nvda/pltr.
>>62264041can you gamble on polymarket or whatever on whether israel launches nukes or not?
>>62264050
>>62264051nukes arent real. ppl still dont know this ..?
>spy -0.02% week
is infq risky or just free money hack?
>18% of Tesla cyber trucks in America are registered to SpaceX and were sold to SpaceX by Musk at full retail pricelmao
>>62264054you're not real
>>62264046Green bigly. Invest all the money you would have spent on her.
>>62264040its not a new company its a snake oil salespitch that has been around since 2002. they have said insane shit for the last decade like they are going to mine asteroids and have commuter rockets.you niggers shouldn't be allowed to vote if you buy this shit
>>62264073>but its not a new companyregister to vote NOW
>>62264062370 billion space TAM for a 1 trillion dollar space companyI see nothing wrong here
nothing ever happens
>>62264084they are trying to IPO at 1.7T lol. like 200 p/e or some shit and the only thing fake pumping the books is they have a 15B deal with anthropic leasing a data center to them
I ate a large pizza by myself yesterday and I’ve shat like 4 times today
AXTIgods...
DRAMcucks it was not our day...
>>62263893Anthropic will be the only IPO worth investing in.
>>62264099Only if their retarded CEO resigns and gets replaced by Nick Land
MUlatto's I'm a little concerned of the head and shoulders can someone reassure me we ain't opening to a big red dildo on tuesday?
>>62264099Jensen was plugging them hard on the call
>>62264087musk pulling a fast one by strapping all his turds to starlinkand that's ignoring that direct to device is probably going to get as competitive as traditional connectivity within the next decadeI'm still impressed that someone with down syndrome could be CEO to 10 different companies I hope they keep him around as a role model for other down syndromes
>>62264087>He thinks they have a positive PELol. LMAO even.
holy fuck I cant believe the DRAM bull run is over
>>62264099I hope everyone keeps thinking this.so I can get OpenAI for cheapI'd pay twice the premium for OpenAI than I would Anthropic.
>>62264109I think it's price to sales kek
>>62264112Aren't they losing their whole team to Anthropic?
>>62264108remember when Elon musk said he was going to send submarines to rescue children?remember when Elon musk said the cyber truck was bulletproof?remember when Elon musk said he was the best Path of exile player in the world?Remember when Elon musk said he was going to build a "hyper tube" to commute to DC in minutes undergroundlmaololololol
>>62263949well, more of a hedge to play it safe in case bombs drop in Iran over weekend or something that makes markets shit the bed. And if they don't just buy back in
>>62263996I miss rocker. He was funny. Happy birthday old chud wherever you are
>>62264018There was recently a multi billion dollar package sent to the middle east by america which included missiles and defense systems. and that's not factoring in America's ability to further weaken Iran after attacking them again
what happened to HGRAF anons?
>>62264119>remember when Elon musk said he was going to send submarines to rescue children?no he proposed a submarine as a solution and when the cave diver in charge said it was a retarded idea musk called him a pedo for some unknown reason lol.
>>62263971I think it was the time,actually I owe a lot of money to my friend, Im finally paying him, gonna tell him I barely made money to get empathy gibs kek
>>62264108I think the best benefit people with aspergers have is that they're severely doubted
>>62264132The ceo stopped paying them to shill their scam stock
Defaults in the private credit sector have now reached over 300% of the norm in April. > Interest payment deferrals and the introduction of PIK in lieu of cash interest drove 55% of default events, maturity extensions under stress represented 35%, and uncured payment defaults accounted for 4%. The remaining 6% involved bankruptcies, liquidation, debt-for-equity swaps, or out-of-court restructurings. In these cases, sponsors exited their investments.
>>62264110My may 29 52c will print
>>62263827Around +0.8% nothing too crazy but it was still a nice day with most of my stocks up
>>62264142proud defaultGAWD here, i owe $30k and i am never ever paying it back
>>62264132>what happened to HGRAF anons?"something" has plugged their acetylene pipeline, no soot for you
>>62264161Unironically bullish
>>62263827+1.9% day+5.1% week
I'll tell you the truth anons... it all ties in to humanity and its expansion to the mooni've seen it... what will happenPLSRI saw the company website, and I just felt itStay tunedSee you on monday
I won 20 bucks selling covered calls for the first time. AMA
>>62264187When are you aping that $20 into GRRR
Ok friday pump weekend trump attacks dump weekend, see ya on monday, I'll check stuff to slurp
I don't think the US is going to restart the shooting, because I don't think the US could already have come up with a way to deal with the missile bases
The stock market thrives on seethe and AI is currently breaking into the entire art/creative market of the most potent untapped seethe imaginable
>>62264031I spent $2500 on WMT shares and $2500 on long dated calls
>>62264193Don't count out how absolutely retarded Kegsbreath is.
>>62264195I saw a video about machine learning and genetic algorithms (have been around forever) and they had to put a text disclaimer stating it did not use generative AI
so much AI FUDmemory FUDchina will make HBM FUDbut MU still 750
>>62263827Not too bad. Up 1.4% on a mixed day.
>>62264193It being the most retarded thing they could do makes it more likely to happen
they call me the top shorter
>>62264187What’s your next bet high roller
Are we buying space x lads?
you guys sold before market closed right? war is clearly resuming tomorrow
>trump not attending sons wedding >trump staying at white house over weekendthis must mean Iran is ready to make a deal!
>>62264208war isn't logical on memorial dayit isnt a good look
>>62263974I sold today for a £2k profit, kinda regret it, feel like it might jump up next week.I sold thinking it will dip on earnings
Let me guess war "starts" lasts a few days, and peace is back within a week?
>>622638271.07 Today23.57 YTD
>>62264215two more weeks
i want refund on my memory stocks
>>62263827-4.04% today-0.23% for the weekIt's time to give everything so my fellow DRAM baggies can exit safely.This does not mean RAM or storage prices are going to reverse. They'll double.
>>62263832loving sex with megumin
>>62264231She's not even real, loser.
>>62263827Bought FLNC commons in the morning at 20.48 because the option prices make no sense.
Anyone use schwab automated portfolio? The buy in needs 5k minimum and im nearly there. Is it worth it?
>>62264238Its dumber than buying schd
>>62264245schd is unironically great
>>62263793Bibi told him no, and to get back to sucking Bibi's peen.
>>62264235About as real as your sex life.
>>>/bant/24373740
>>62264256If you hate money and enjoy paying taxes
>>62264235my love for her is <3
>>62263832my entire port is 5 tech companies, GOOG is 20% of it
>>62263793>Bettina>Bobbina
>>62264262Loser
>>62263768sure thing my brown friend
>>62263772why do you hate money my brown friend?
>>62264205You better let that run as far as you possibly can
>>62263774it's overthe top is in
>>62263778wtf is alpha gal syndrome my brown friend?
>>62264103I'm thinking a descending wedge
>>62263789just borrow money my brown friend
>>62263793another one?
>>62264205I should have opened a short after selling
>>62263794Power hour only exists thanks to LETFs and 0dtes
got banned for 3 days cuz i made janny sell the bottom. also thanks to IBM anon for the insider info i managed to get in on Quantum a few days before the pump.
What's the point of ids? mine changed two times now, Im on the same browser
>>62263795based my brown friendyou can also just long equities
>>62264265for megumin i lose my heart
>>62264260whoa bant smg still exists
>>62264290Based
>>62264033>when you have the cards
>there will be another framework of a deal with the same two points that will never be agreed upon
at what NAV is investing actually worth it?
>>62264278makes you allergic to meat
Hope you are stockpiling GPUshttps://www.guru3d.com/story/nvidia-removes-gaming-revenue-category-from-financial-reports/
>>622642606 pointed star captcha
>>62264317>consumerism is the psyche of a female in financial form
>>62264142>get credit>max out on tangible assets>sell tangible assets>port max>default>soxl up 1900%dumb banks. they should have bought soxl instead.
>>62264161what do you do when the bank calls you?
Wet dick dog with that long red dongAre we pumping Tuesday?
>>62263893shorting after the IPO wave. they are only going public because they need cash flow and a board isn't going to make things better.
>>62264322is feminine intuition good at calling recessions or is the economy based on feminine consumption? is there a difference?
>>62264340don't women account for like 90% of spending?
>>62263827Today>+1,03%Week >+7,22%
>>62264340fags, trannies, brown people and godless lefties are also consumers too its not just women anon
>>62264187You didn't win it. You earned it.
>>62264341>don't women account for like 90% of spending?there is not even 1% chance this is true lol50% of the population can't do 90% of the spending
>have to pay tax on the food in my fridge because it increased in valuenot again
>>62264340>feminine intuition
lmao when a CEO goes off script and says shits fucked.. they will dump micron 60% and pump everything else and pretend like he is a retard. you aren't allowed to question the church
>>62264348If it's not 90%, how much would you guess it is?
>>62264340No because women will keep spending up until the point of utter ruin. They don't change behavior unless physically forced to.
how do you guys feel about the nwordification of /smg/?
Women are not designed to succeed in financial markets. Babe is a great example
>>62264348pretty sure I have read that somewhere. women don't save. especially the modern girl boss future cat lady types. meanwhile men are way more likely to save, especially the basement dwelling types.
>>62264317I am right and you are wrong babe (again) and you need to learn to accept that. And i am talking about psychology, not this issue in particular. When i set you right or see sonething inside your heart that needs fixing, the proper reaction is not more anger and defiance
>>62264365>he doesn’t just call all analysts niggers like Hock Tan
>>6226436755-70%hard to tell too specific
>>62264383babe you are so stupid it's actually amusing. buy Space AI. congratulations on being an idiot savant>>62264369not particularly secluded to women, as young men are much more feminized now >>62264344. right picrel is my mother
Anyone else going all in for this space x ipo
>>62264414You know that isnt true and that is case in point. Be a good girl
>>62264416All signs point to it being a retarded money grab so it will probably go up.
Found a $100 casino payout voucher on the ground by the mall. Took it to the casino, got my $100 and left immediately. Probably would've gambled it away but there was nothing but slots.
bros i don't think taco is on the menu tonight
>>62264416>all inHell no. I will start throwing a small bit of money into it every month however, just in case Musk goes to mars and/or takes over the world though
>>62264424it's true pumpkin. you are basically me if i was fagifornian. i have an obligation to hate you. good luck out there faggot make sure to post the transition on fit
>>62264429You are going to end up on some social experiment YouTube channel and get fired for not being wholesome.
>>62264290Returns when we needed him most
>>62264429this guy gets itresist the gamba, take the safe money
Guys... DRAM bros... Look up SSD prices... They... Dropped. The dip was a trap after all. Don't expect stock news outlets to report on this until after it's too late. I'm going to stay in and leave a sale limit to try to break even with dip buyers ASAP. It may already be too late.
>>62264416Youll get 1 or 0 sharesOnly jews get in and get the opportunity to buy from other jews
IRAN TO BOMB US OVER THE WEEKEND AS A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE AGAINST THE UShttps://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-897029https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-897029https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-897029
Kek
>>62264437Wrong again. I love you with all my heart.
>>62264449kek
>>62264438I did feel this in the moment. It was either that or a half decent marketing campaign to get people to the casino.
>>62264453Try to enjoy the weekend. When you realize you are ready for better i am ready to give it to you
Just saw a dove fly by
jets are in the air towards iran right now btwhope you're prepared for global depression!
>>62264472Two, they must be mates
>>62264431I had a steak burrito myself. Tacos taste better on Tuesdays.
>>62264416No. But you should, and then post about it.
>>62264472>>62264475I saw two crows (ravens?) fucking with a bald eagle when driving home from work. I should have shorted the american market
Im gonna regret holding through the weekend arent I
Space go to moon
>>62264491It’s the bobo risk premium. It’s why stocks go up.
What are the funniest moves you've ever seen
war's back on the table boys, glad i stayed with my cash
so if war is back, is we be getting sum circuit breakers on tuesday?
FSRV refuses to trade up
>>62264518???
>>62264517Step brothers, the big lebowski, being john malkovich, the last onr is a lot more than a comedy though
what if part of the peace deal involves iranian leadership participating in market manipulation so they're just theatrically closing down airspace and jamming frequencies to make people the war is back on and trick goyim into selling....trust the plan
I'm getting the urge to FOMO into plapjacking again. I've tried it before and it sucked but that might be because she made it awkward and had a big pussy rather than my dick not being big enough. Fat chicks can have tight pussys right? There's no correlation between body and pussy size right? Scientifically speaking of course.
>>62264528Been saying this. Economic sweeteners are a big part of this negotiation and trump has shown willingness to do them since day 0 with trumpcoin
ZIM continues to refuse the buyout
Evens we go up on Monday Odds we dump0 we crab
>>62264518need some psa 10 bobo red to buy. it’s been nothing but green. can’t buy green
>>62264536I meant Tuesday of courseDoes it still count
>>62264538No. You solely are responsible for the crash.
>>62264491you knew by lunchtime today that the next QQQ setprice was 708
>>62264535What is your favorite movie anyways? Do you even like to laugh?
>>62264531I think pussy quality has a high correlation to body mass
>>62264524>>62264537most stocks go down
>>62264538
>>62264531>>62264544You should only be plapping Asian fatties, they have clean pussies/skin and tight vag, up to a limit of course
aapl will be at 330 by end of june. smash calls on tuesday bros
>>62264544Link to any scientific research that prove this?
>>62264517Idiocracy is the best comedy film you've probably never seen. Jim Carey's early stuff, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Step Brothers, loads of great comedy movies.
How is this fucking fair? I’m on track to making my yearly net for doing nothing…
>>62264579Trump thanks you for your contribution
>BREAKING: President Trump is preparing for a “fresh round” of US Military strikes on Iran, per CBS News.>President Trump and some members of the US Military and intelligence community canceled plans for the Memorial Day weekend in anticipation of possible strikes, CBS reports.Break time is over
>>62264579Can you show your port?
Reckon I'll short Hypatia Women Ceo ETF (WCEO) and buy USO calls as a hedge monday mornin.
>>62264416I hold VCX which is 5% SpaceX
>>62264586>markets already closedFuck, no, let me back in! Let me sell!
I bought 70 shares of VGT today so this was the top.
so what was your excuse to not short over a 3 day holiday weekend derisking?
Hit $1.02m todayI kinda want to get something good for dinner, like Wendys, but I'm afraid if I do that everything will dump over the weekend and I'll be poor
>I had a lovely brunch this morning. Managed to have two espresso martinis because they comped one since they didn't have my table ready.>Dan, we're talking about tech right now.
>>62264609>something good>Wendys
>>62264586>BREAKING>TRUMP ON TRUTH AT 8:59AM:> I WAS ASKED BY THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE BAHAMAS TO REFRAIN FROM THE STRIKES, AS TALKS HAVE PROVEN FRUITFUL AND IRAN HAS PROMISSED TO SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLY VERY SOON, AND THAT EVERY ONE OF ITS 100M CITIZENS WILL PURCHASE A TRUMP NEVER SETTLE TRAVEL PACKAGE PER PAKISTAN PM
>>62264615Better than what I usually eat
>>62264604I’m not allowed to trade spy coin because I’m American
>>62264604>so what was your excuse to not short over a 3 day holiday weekendI don't think us burgers have an easy way to access longing and shorting
>>62264603bogle chad
>>62264552mmm asian fatties
>>62264627What? Are you retarded?
>>62264586>BREAKING: President Trump is preparing for a “fresh round” of US Military strikes on Iranmuh portfoolio just hit a new ATH......is this priced in or will Tuesday's market esplode again?
>>62264429Pussy
>>62264616But what did the prime minister of Micronesia say? Have blue steel exports stopped?
>>62264638As long as we support Israel the stock market will reach new highs
>>62264528I was always thinking that angle. Ay yo, Massimo, how about I get you in touch with David soxl, then we'll make like we are gonna fight. Then David will set you up. After, we will say its over and make money, bigly.
>>62264586every time
Looks like the white house is celebrating bitcoin pizza day
>>62264586Why Americans, why? You saw what this fucking retard did in his first term and decided to bring him back for another go. What the FUCK is wrong with you people?
>>62264656Trump winning again was just part of the script. You shouldn’t take it so seriously.
>>62264656But we owned the libtards
>>62264643>Now that the new Fed Chair is sworn in the stock market will reach new highsThis the green light for Trump to bomb away, Warsh will print. that was the deal he made with Turmp
>>62264656a lot of idiots believed he'd magically reset the economy to his 1st term with prices that level too and ignored everything else
>>62264660It’s the only way forward. Everything else is theater.
>i "diversified" into big tech companiesvoo, ftec, goog, mu, nvidia and tsmc. should i just focus on goog and nvidia from now on?
>>62264660The trump pump into Kevin heaven. We are so back.
I swear, I saw someone on here mentioned ALAB just before it surged to 30% this week. Never heard of this stock before even though I had been researching into optical interconnects for AI data centers. Why am I always late for everything?
>>62264671You have to be on X spaces and listen to slightly cringe podcasts. It's the only way to get exposed to tickers early
>>62264671>I saw someone on here mentioned ALAB just before it surged to 30%Early 2025 someone posted 4 tickers, nothing else. KULR, SOUN, SOFI, and I forgot the 4th. I put money on all four, just for entertainment. I doubled my money on three in about 2 weeks, SOFI did not do anything so I sold it. I make about $15k on that. I look up every new ticker posted here just to see what might be the next 2x.
>>62264656I genuinely hope Iran sinks an aircraft carrier this time. These mutts need to be taught a lesson.
>it was all horseshit for the 10th time>deal wasn't close>market was reversed from a pullback because of this charadeyeah, i hope this whole thing crashes so hard it takes a century to rebound
>>62264535Promise me that if things go better than you fear you will be happy and relieved and not angry because you were wrong, that you will reflect and introspect instead of lashing out. I would comfort you if i could and i love you very much.
>>62264586they've been preparing for weeks now. this means nothing.
>>62264497Nice work bro. I'm 38% ytd
>>62264517Liar Liar
>mfw both me and a friend both independently sold our Intel-aviv shares may last year, >him for a small loss, me for a small profit>we both got sick of waiting for trump to bail out Intel-aviv, figured he just wasn't gonna do it>a month or so later, he bails them out>they've proceeded to 4.5x in the last 12 months thanks to the AI bubble
bros should we be worried about the bond yield https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TB52lrSiGg
>>62264736if you are in TLT or target date funds
>>62264736No because stocks and bonds are negatively correlated again because the economy is finally healthy
>>62264677>KULR early 3025Uh how? It bubble popped literally right at the new year
>>62264743>Uh how? It bubble popped literally right at the new yearhmmm...maybe I am off a bit on the month, its the spike shown in the image, but KULR was trading about $2 back then, they apparently did a reverse split so the price is much higher now. The spike in the SOUN price is also end of 2024, so it looks like the time frame for these was very end of 2025.
>>62264743>early 3025yeah look at SOFI it did not do anything at the end of 2024 as KULR and SOUN spiked so I figured it was a dud and sold it. I can't remember the fourth one.
>>62264674What podcasts would you recommend? There's one I listen to sometimes but he's too cuckservative and just talks about his boring blue chip companies and doesn't comment on current trends. Stopped listening to him after that.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5wh7ylJManI
>>62264517a super mario movie
>>62264656Ask yourself why did Europe and the rest of the world relinquish its power to the mutts.You should've followed the example of the, may Allah forgive me for uttering these words, the French. But maybe its not too late yet. Reject American trade, reject American culture, reject American foreign policy, that's how to change the world.
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