Is suicide the ultimate way to save money? Anyone have any input on this topic?
>>62266636A funeral’s quite expensive desu, don’t fall for the death scam
>>62266636Death happens for free. Don't do it yourself. Waste of effort and therefore money.
>>62266636I mean certainly you have some material goods you don't absolutely require that you could sell, yeah? Then you can live on.>>62266641I really hope my family never spends a lot on mine. My Dad told me "don't ever waste time visiting my grave. Go work out or do something fun"Personally I'm more of the frank Reynolds mentality there>when I die jus' throw me ina trash
do not redeem the life basterd
>>62266636It's probably illegal to suggest taking certain deserving individuals with you, particularly if you specify them. But if you're to save anything some "people" have got to go.
>>62266636I dislike the hedonistic lifestyle and always had this deeply rooted desire to care for someone but I'll always be left unsatisfied because in the modern day all accountability was taken away from women and one bad day could leave you divorce raped, cheated on (with social approval) or falsely accused. I'm just gathering this wealth but don't care about anything that I could spend it on.
>>62266641My aunt paid 10k to be buried and gave me nothing, nobody even went to his funeral I assume the funeral home just threw her in the garbage.
At least do it clever...like build a chemical processing plant that completely dissolves your body into nothing but carbon nitrogen and water so there is ero evidence you even existed. Or shoot yourself with a gun attached to a big balloon that will take the weapon out over the ocean after you take out an insurance policy for being murdered.
>>62266641Direct cremation
>>62266636Try it. Just don't fuck up anyone's car with your virtue signalling.
