inner peace edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62264819
Monday Vix to the moon please.
Bears in shambles at the deal news
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Is grains / wheat a good idea to buy? Even if the peace deal is real, the supply disruptions should still mess up this year's harvest around the globe, right?
So now that another historic peace deal has been reached, how do I profit from USA visiting Cuba next?
> futures
finsceener link doesnt work
/smg/ is sleeping on quantum stocks
>>62266941i like companies which produce things and make money
>>62266941I boughtered >>62266928>>62266934But there isn't a deal yet?
>>62266941Quantum's been a pipe dream for decades. Still no real world application of it.
>>62266954two more weeks
>>62266941already mooned x100, you're giga late.
>>62266941>/smg/ is sleeping on quantum stocksI got MXL, XNDU, AXTI, GOOG, and looking for a new rippa
>>62266955>Still no real world application of it.putting profits in my pocket is real world
>>62266954>But there isn't a deal yet?Trump says there is. While of course that means nothing, what it does mean is no bombing. Everything else but bombing is completely priced in
>>62266941If there was ever a time to post a bobo this would be it.Quantum stocks ain't shit and they'll be worth zero in a few years.
Everyone said nvda to 300 but its been crabbin for like a year now
Thank God i didn’t listen to the bears on Friday. Peace means massive pump on Tuesday. My body is ready
>>62266954>But there isn't a deal yet?Trump "They said it couldn't be done. They said there was no way to make a peace deal but we did. This peace deal just made history. Some might say this is the biggest peace deal ever made but we did it..." blah, blah, blah, more Trumpism.
>>62266946ibm is profitable and has chip foundries. why don't you like them babe?
Oil -5%https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-oil---us-crude
for that blind mfer in the last threadhttps://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-oil---us-crudehttps://www.tradingview.com/symbols/USOIL/
>>62266978That's not what my news jews are saying. 50/50 chance by Sunday -Drumpf
>>62267016ThanksI had a head trauma, vision is a bit blurry
There will be no deal
>>62267011>>62267016It's dumping even more. Holy shit.
>>62267011Sick, as you know means it will just shift back up to 110 over the next week and a half as people realize there is in fact no deal. Looks like I'm getting BNO calls again
>>62267011>>62267016holy fuck we won we fuckin won
>>62267024good luck with your bag bruvi was just having a giggle in the last thread
>>62267031I don't own oil. I barely even drive. The price affects me directly in no way at all. I'm just curious.
LIVE bobo reaction!
>>62267032oh it affects youyou just dont realize of much oil pervades the entire world economy
>>62267025duh
>>62267041Oh yeah, I know it's indirect. I guess it's good for me if oil goes down
>>62266978>Trump says there is.If you listen to what Trump says is required for a deal, and what the Iranians say is required for a deal, there is no deal possible to be made via negotiations. Trump is being pressed by his master Bibi and that Adelson corpse to resume bombing, but Iran is threatening a far larger escalation if Trump does. Trump wants to run away but he sold his soul and his entire family to Israel, so he's fucked either way. If Trump tries to refuse watch how fast the blackmail material on Trump starts leaking out. Look what happned to Clinton after he told Israel 'no,' suddenly Monica Lewinski remembered she had that jizz stained dress she had been saving all those years.
>>62267037Total bobo death. Bobina must be preparing her butthole for taking it up the ass super hard.
>>62267037>>62267050
>>62267049You must not have read what I said. Trump says deal equals no bombing equals stocks go up. Absolutely no one gives a fuck about your schizo geopolitical analysis. Everything but bombing is priced in
>>62266928There's no deal m8 there never will be>Iran won't even begin to negotiate until war is over>Iran will not give up it's nuclear dust non negotiable>Iran will control the strait non negotiable, they are not only not going to give up control, they've advanced blueprints to control the strait and will impose a toll>USA will not make a deal unless Iran gives up all Uranium and the strait can be freely traversedThe only play is to bomb Iran into shanty town and install our own governance. Iran will turn into a western hub in the middle east region.
>>62267050>>62267057i think about that every day!
is oil really not scarce? I thought it had to be made from dino fossils?
>>62267057>>62267063I like Bobina because she is an anal only type of girl. She is either getting her ass fucked or pegging ass.
>>62267011>>62267016PEACE FINALIZED
>>62267068well you have to put it in their mouth first when they're being all coy and pouty
>>62267069>he watches destinyHolly fucking shit gb2plebbit
>>62267058>Trump says deal equals no bombingYou are retarded, the goal is to destroy Iran, not get a deal. Bombing is required. The "negotiations' is just a stall tactic while Israel tires to figure out out how to use US military power to destroy Iran. Its fucking obvious you actual retard Bibi even says it out loud, into a fucking microphone you smooth brain turd eater.
spy coin is moonin on hyper liquid rn
>>62267079My favorite Tiny arc was him crashing out after his divorce to his skank wife that used him for his money and cucked him for a fem twink boy that is somehow still more masculine than he is.
>>62267066it's essentially unlimited. even beyond that energy is unlimited.
>>62267069I don't believe it. The exact same problem remain. Iran hasn't given any indication they'll give up their uranium nor will they open the strait without tolls/checks. It's going to be the exact same miscommunication excuse.>we thought we had a deal in place but their leadership is schizo woopsie no de
>>62267079
>>62267069That's a lot of ibn Salamin he talked to, but I don't see anybody from Iran
>>62267083>hyper liquidwhat is that? a way to trade even when markets are closed? how does that even work? is it legit or some crypto scam
>>62267080Lmao, I'm surprised not more people call this out>America and Israel strike Iran>call for a peace deal >wait until America and Israel have moved their forces for the next strike>claim a peace deal has been made>strike Iran for breaking the peace dealRinse and repeat over and over again until Iran is irreversibly destroyed. Peace achieved.
>>62267080Again, I don't believe you realize no one gives a shit about your stupid fucking predictions. Markets move based on things that actually happen in physical reality, not your imagination.Have fun with your oil bags
i'm so excited right now! i NEED your butt here babygirl... i am overwhelming the municipal sewer system... i'll probably need to nap all afternoon
>>62267114>i am overwhelming the municipal sewer systemtrading the Shit & Piss I see...
>>62267120expect 7.5%! i'm going in to the hilt!
>below 90USDImpressive, very nice.
need to see what Abbas Araghchi says before I believe it
It'll be $70/barrel by Monday
>>62267120TUESDAY IS GONNA BE SO FUCKING GREEN
gold and silver better gigapump on monday as well. The war cucked the golden bullrun that was happening in minors
I hope you all aren't hiding and bought already and aren't sitting on cash?
Did you guys get Polkadot at 1.25?
>>62267143i'm levered up because i actually understand geopolitics! >>>/bant/24377103
This better make up for my -4% yesterday on MUU
>america must recognize Iran's sovereignty over the straitmmmmmmkay and what does this mean exactly?
Goddamn they really shit on them oil niggas, for real, you thought you were slick didn't you?owari da motherfucker!
Let's break the record boyos.
>sudden wave of fud about china crashing the memory market with chinkshit dram>sudden wave of fud about china crashing the gpu market with chinkshit gpus>sudden wave of fud about china crashing the chip market with chinkshit cpusso this is a coordinated PRC media blitz, right?
My oil stocks are in shambles.It's insane how oil is above 100 bucks and yet I languish. Gold and silver are also dumping so hard, they're heading to 4k and 50 respectively.
>>62267161God, I wish chinks managed to do that.
>>62267161Smart people would know that we're years away still, just like before
I thought that the 60 days that allow Trump to have free rein to attack a country were over, and so now he has no legal way of escalating (except fals flags or instigation through Israel) without getting congress to approve a war which will never happen. This inevitably results in "peace". It's as shrimple as that.
OIL -8%WAGMI
>>62267159>socks and sandals
How do I cope with the fact I was too lazy to check my portfolio and missed the USAR dip?
>>62267178You got trolled by the design
>>62267174White House has called a lid. Attack imminent.
>>62267174buy the dipwar's not over until it's over
>>62267161CHINA FAILED HAHAHAHA THERE'S NO FUD.
>>62267161DRAM will Gap up big monday, and TuesdayThen Altman ipoThen musk ipoThen china dealOnly after then will bobinas pussy lips be fully flayed and ready for the salt rub to Spy 9kHappy memorial day!
>>62267161All China did was score some contracts with wafer (unpopulated boards) manufactures like Corsair. CXMT and YMTC have been in the market for a while, and we've been getting crashing allegations by news outlets since January, earlier if you count Youtubers. However, we're still the ones losing if clueless investors run, which is what is happening... Again. People were pretty pissed with the current SNDK price, driving down demand, tanking it from $1600, and they absolutely hated that Micron reached $800. We're reaching a point that even other investors are mad. It's not a good situation for our investments, even if the profits continue. Someone aught to slap some sense into Gamers Nexus over China, btw. He just peddles everything they do as world-changing, and then nothing happens. It's as if he got some kind of special treatment and fell in love with the CCP.
>>62267182Suppose so but what are those? Size 7?
>>62267171His cronies already announced that they will just start a new special military operation if needed
PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST ACHIEVED MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
reminder that the thread was filled with screencaps of DRAM calls earlier, they requested a 50% increase in the defense budget starting in october, and when the mean IQ of a stock market forum plummets to double digits and everybody is a genius it's a bubble
>>62267186>China's releasing a $200 version of a 9-year old GPUNiggers thing this shit would affect us
>>62267103apparently its where insiders scam gambling addicts on weekends
art of deal. bro spoke about irans oil back in the 80s
>>62267069>>62267106>>62267080You lost tranny, world peace achieved. I voted for this.
>>62267193Don't feet shame me you cunt
>>62267069Based
>Iran will control the strait>Iran will keep their uraniumSo we basically just gave up
>>62267186It's amazing how cucked every country on earth is in their own cucked kind of way.
>>62267189>All China did was score some contracts with wafer (unpopulated boards) manufactures like Corsair.Meant to insert after ', who have no interest in lowering prices'.
how is the US so good at making peace all over the world?
>>62267215we've been doing it since world war 1 brother
>>62267215Art of the deal.
>>62267210Another MAGA victory!
>>62267215kek
I was so close to taking a small S&P short over the weekend. I wanted a little over 7500 and the only thing that saved me was the constant bleed down after 3pm.
i would rather have us nuked
>>62267218should I actually read itI am starting to think it might be really good stuff there
>>62267218>Art of the deal.
>>62267215We are actually a very peaceful nation. We only fight for peace and we negotiate for peace as well.
I guess we're giving peace a chance
but seriously. if there's hope for them, there's hope for us darling. please be glad things are getting better, that what you were afraid of isn't happening. i love you.
>>62267219>fell for it A FUCKING GAIN award
>>62267235Why are my oil stocks dumping to this news while oil itself stays stable
>peace, it was all a dream>agreement, it was just in my head>the midterms, I guess were just not meant to be >ohh wti, why must you pump?
How will markets react Tuesday?
>>62267235>as many ships to be passing as before the regime changeSo the strait is open.
>>62267238First of all, markets are closed. And if you're entertaining some tokenized nonsense you should rope. Second, you picked shitty oil stocks. American Big Oil is a horrible play.
>>62267235oil is dumping bro, your puts are worthless lmao
>>62267242*after they check in with daddy Iran and pay the toll
>>62267174Oilies in shambles
also, why would anyone buy spy coin or whatever instead of the actual spy?what is the point?
>>62267241Taco Tuesday is usually bullish.Trump will back off even though you can't imagine him backing off further than this.
>>62267251Doesn't matter whether they need to check in with Iran as long as they get through. Nothing about a toll mentioned either.
The IRGC-affiliated Fars News Agency reported that U.S. officials involved in the negotiations sent indirect messages to the Iranian side through intermediaries urging them to “ignore Trump’s tweets,” saying his public statements are “purely for domestic and media consumption” and that “his position at the negotiation table is completely different.” A source told Fars that Trump “has realized that Iran is not one to give concessions” and sends word through intermediaries that his statements “should not be paid attention to.”
>>62267235>Iran cockblocking trumps ability to spin this as a win back at homeAre they autistic?
>>62267235But you just read it right there. Ship traffic will be returning to pre-war levels, with a toll. The strait is getting opened
I'm sure glad Iran now has compete control over oil and nuclear weapon building capability. I'm glad Trump turned Iran into the world superpower it deserves to be. Who knew Trump's plan was to cuck Israel all along!>>62267257That's exactly what Iran has stated repeatedly
>>62267261just take it from the othersidewhy would anyone trust the IRGC?
>>62267263They're based.
>>62267241
>>62267069it's primed for a (((false flag))). +2 more weeks
>https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/20/openai-barrels-toward-ipo-that-may-happen-in-september/The calculations were correct. The next nuke is differed a quarter after the first one. Maximum gains for PE>spaceX financials>25 years old company that is basically a data center REIT for an AI competitorNo hells. No heavens. Only nukes.
>>62267241S&P and NASDAQ instruments on hyperliquid are about up 1-1.5% at the moment. So barring more fuckery (there will be more fuckery), I would say neon green.
Did Tulsi really resign?
>>62267261based. sound like trump is at the acceptance stage of his loss. this should be over soon
>>62267275the futures arent openwhat is hyperliquid?sounds like sham
>>62267265Yet it's absent from that statement completely. Doesn't really matter all that much anyway until something actually tangible arises.
>>62267277Yeah turns out she is part of some pedophilic hawaiian cult growing up so it turns out she wasn't all that different from the swamp afterall.
>>62267275
>>62267263they are just principled, and know their best weapon is the American public.
>>62267266They're not jews.
>>62267281it's basically the only thing in crypto that isn't entirely a scam. actual instis and hedge funds trade rwa perps there over the weekend to put on hedges or speculate while normie markets are closed.
>>62267282They have drafted something called Hormuz law which is essentially a toll booth
>>62267266They've been far more accurate than any of the western goyslop so far.>>62267292The source for this recycled news is literally Barak Ravid of Axios, you dumb goy nigger.
>>62267277>picdial your cfg down jesus christ
>>62267294Yes, so? I'm not disputing that Iran wanted for ships to pay a toll to pass though.
>>62267299cfg?
>>62267266post COVID is this really a question?
>>62267302So nothing has changed. Ships could already pay Iran to pass. America lost and accomplished less than nothing.
time for a peaceful nap~64 more hours of fantasy before opening bell bobo, make your time.
i sold all my soxl calls i sold everything yesterday cuz i thought Trump was gonna start a war this weekend because you bearsfaggots kept doomposting all day and predicting some imminent war right after market close. Even reddit is better at this point at least they make me money
>>62267311Nah we killed a shit ton of people, crippled their economy, killed their leaders, and destroyed a girls school with some girls. Honestly compared to Vietnam or Afghanistan, this war is going well.
>>62267324We kneel'd to terrorism. Big fat fucking L. Trump just turned me anti-trump. Fucking loser
>>62267323I have noticed that reddit has the most retarded mumus but /smg/ has the most retarded bears.
>>62267323Thats what I did the first time trump did his TACO, I missed out on 40% gains on my SNXX....never again...
>>62267329eat shit kike
>>62267324>we killed a shit ton of people...and that's a good thing?
>>62267341On the positive side they were just elementary school girls
>>62267335>>62267330I’m so pissed right now i could’ve made another 20k dollars
Gunshots heard outside the White House, approximately 20 to 30 shots fired. Secret Service ordered press gathered on the North Lawn to run inside the briefing room, per NBC.
>>62267323It was actually really bullish for the most part in here yesterday, can't blame the smiggas that was on you
>>62267341>if we kill them they winNot this retard logic again. We are fighting a war here. People have to die, especially innocent people.
Fuck, I need to figure out dinner for tonight.I've run out of frozen pizza investments.Because the OIL price is collapsing, I am increasing my dinner budget temporarily. Maybe I will go to WEN.
https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/samsungs-bonus-dispute-spreads-to-chip-packaging-divisions-threatening-hbm-delivery-schedules
>>62267361lowkey DRAM might be a shit play and I should just go 100% american DRAM
Will strait fees still be in BTC, and if so does this mean it will finally moon?
