just came out of a 15 years neeting coma playing and modding daily fallout new vegas. and now finally quit and uninstalled. what are some easy things do get my finances back on track?
>>62267223the era of easy is overYou're competing with 5 billions browns for gibs. You need to excel in your field
>>62267223yo yo yo my nigger same here i had a lil 5 year gapparino. get an easy office job, i found printing is nice. and put $200 a paycheck in $PUMP.
>>62267227>>62267234>the era of easy over>get an easy jobwhich is it guys?
>>62267223Hi fren, it depends on your current income, monthly spending, net worth and qualifications. Give more details and we will help.t. totally not the FBI
>>62267223If you're living with your folks you probably aren't paying rent so get a full time job and stack the fuck out of your savings account.
>>62267223Why fallout New Vegas?
>>62267523nothing on most of those maybe monthly spend is a couple hundred>>62267542so many possibility and playthroughs, so many mods, totally love the lore. i played other FO games and other series but never caught my imagination
>>62267695>>62267695>so many possibility and playthroughswhat? you just walked around a simulated desert for 15years. You literally could have done this in real life and would have been better off.
>>62267223how old are you? im guessing late 20's. if you're young enough i would recommend joining the air force if you can or navy, if you can't do either of those see if you can get into the trades somehow. if none of that works out, go into debt and go to college for something you want to do that will make money like engineering or business. its too late for you to go into law or medicine.
>>62267725dont go into the trades unless you plan to open your own business. With millitary you can grift up to 10k a month with disability, at the least you get a shitty pension if you do the full 20
>>62267542He is a tranny
>>62267223get a job
>>62267223How? I got bored of that linear jankfest after a single playthrough
>>62267223>easyYou can start with as little as $1 and if you double the amount 20 times you get over $1 million. The real question is: will you diligently look around for good opportunities?Most people just don't try due to laziness or fear, but there's nothing to fear if you started with a small amount and/or what you can afford to do without (money that'd go to snacks/games/drinks anyway).Never mind the model assumes the good picks you make never ever do more than a 2x. So just keep looking for opportunity, carefully. We've all seen the stories where people lose huge amounts they made being careful by suddenly getting greedy/reckless.
>>62267695Did you seriously play F:NV for 15 years straight while neetingHow many hours do you have now on the game
>>62267714simulation was a part of it. I did installed survival/zombie mods and play it like that at timesbut also as rpg >>62267783thanks fren I don't fully understand but will try again to understand later>>62267883I took week or two of break once in a blue moon or if some family thingies came up or occasionally I focused more on anothother game. I don't have steam count since I played on ps3 originally then torented it for pc. total time I guess over 20,000 hours of modding and playing
>>62267965You're basically looking for 20 stocks/etfs/assets that at least double your investment.Now is it likely you pick 20 in a row correctly? Not fast/in a short amount of time. But on the other hand I've personally experienced more instances of an investment increasing 10x than I have one increasing 2x.I've even spotted something go extremely low due to a new conflict/war breaking out (the entire market went lower) and then it went up 1000x.So really the point is you never know what you'll spot if you're taking the time to read up on assets (even if it takes hours) and take chances investing in stuff that seems to have potential.
>>62267223How the fuck do you play New Vegas for 15 years? It’s not even that good.Also, what finances?
>>62267965>20,000 hoursHo Lee FuckI’d start by going for a long ass walk. Like from one end of your state to the other.
>>62267965>20,000That's seriously all? I have that much in Dota over 15 years and hold down a full-time job just fine
>>62267223haha, you did work a few years before you did that, right?...investing before you checked out of society?that would've been the perfect thing to do, not paying attention, leaving everything to grow through the greatest bull run in history!.......you DID do that, right?
>>62267223Ladder has been pulled up. Go back to your neet fortress.
>>62267749Specialization is worth it in some trades, insane job stability and good pay/hours/benefits. You can become unfireable. Need to be actually smart. Good thing is 50% of your competition are retards/alcoholics/felons)You either get master and go business, or jman and specialization, the latter gives you less stress and good benefits.You do not stagnate, only other option going the normal route is forman/management. You have to specialize going into jman, hell, speedrun into that with 2-3 years apprentice. Master+business is the best money wise but its deceptively risky and insane work from the start(green apprentice) to the money goes brrrr machine(10-13 years, 8 of which needed for master usually)
>>62267223Okay, here's what you do.1) Military. They hire based on aptitude, not on experience, steady fedshekels benefits, and most countries are desperatefor recruits lately. Pick a branch, read up on some jobs in that branch, go to your local recruitment office and apply. The only thing you need to remember to pass military retraining is to NEVER GIVE UP. If you fail, they will recourse you. If you are too retarded to do the job youre in, they will find a job that fits your level of retardation. Start doing bodyweight exercises and walking/hiking/running NOW.Don't do any drugs.There are a surprising amount of jobs in the military that have you sitting on your ass looking at a screen, so you might find a job you like.
>>62269460On the civilian employment side of things the first thing you are going do is write a resume. Normally I advocate people telling the truth about their work experience, but you are going to gave to embellish. Spin your retarded game obsession as some sort of content creation attempt, talk about your chores and home life as caretaker or sanitation type jobs. Don't be afraid to admit that you failed. You are also going to do two of the following thingsa) start scrolling a job website for your area and apply to EVERY low paying job you see. Why? Because they are the only jobs that are likely to hire you.b) print a stack of resumes, walk around your area and hand one in to every business you see.Im going to elaborate on some of the shitty jobs I suggest you to apply for in the next post.
>>622696181)Security. Most Security jobs suck. The pay sucks, the hours suck, the work environment sucks. Therefore Security jobs have a lot of turnover and always need new bodies. Tell thrm you will take any shift they have and you are almost guaranteed a spot.2) Sanitation and Janitorial. Nobody likes scrubbing toilets and picking up other people's garbage, which means they will take who they can get. Go to your local mall, subway station, office building, etc and ask the guy mopping floors how to get hired. 3) Residential labor. By this I mean roofing, paving, siding, landscaping, and other similar jobs. Work that everyone needs or wants done to their house, but would rather pay someone else to do it. Apply at the office, but also go up to any work crew you see and ask them if they're hiring. Work for cash under the table if you have to. 4) Bar and restaurant jobs. If you're a socially stunted neet, you are not likely going to start off as a server, bartender or bouncer. Ask for work bussing tables or washing dishes, and work up to whatever they offer you. A surprising amount of people who start off working in bars end up in very solid jobs, simply because they end up with a wide network of boozer friends.5) Any fast food joint. Just fill out the fucking McApplication.
>>62267223>15 years neeting periodHow old are you????????!!!
>>62269650Its not what you know, it's who you know. Yeah, this sucks, but there's a way to play the game.Pick ANY political party, charity or non-profit organization. Walk into their hq and offer to work as a volunteer. They WILL take you, because they always want free labor. If you spend a large part of your free time volunteerimg with one or multiple, you become a known entity and an ally to a large faction of people. Congratulations, you have now entered a social network. Casually let people know you are looking for work, you will hear about openings and have someone willing to stand as a reference.Do what I told you and you will escape NEETdom swiftly. Save and invest your money and keep looking for new opportunities.