Don't be shy, post em.
>>62272554>5 figure savings account
>>62272554Good job OP.
>>62272554Don't want to post but about 7figs
I’m $20million dollars in debt
I have -95 dollars in my account and I owe like 900 in bills and can't work, I'm so fucked.
>>62272562From what...
>>62272566He owes me.
>>62272556I'm eventually building up to put like $10K down on a condo next year. Just don't want to be left without an emergency fund afterwards.
>>62272570Nice.
>>62272570I'll give you an emergency you won't ever forget.
80k in retirement account, $65 in checking, $4000 on my credit card, $2800 in savings account, $100-200 of NFTs and other memecoins that once was worth 40k
Seriously I'm desperate.
>>62272570At 6.5% rates? I'm holding out for rate cuts after Iran is over
Henlo?Is everyone a robot here.
I have less than 1k in savings and checking and 300k in my brokerages
>>62272584What decisions have you led to this moment anon? We need to understand the cause, before we can effectively tackle the effect
>>62272592Well first lemme tell you about the time I had unrelenting sex with your dad while you were asleep.
Like 11k in savings, should buy something with it. 250k in trading acc, I just pulled a 30k loc against my account so I can have more money lol its at 4% so I think thats OK? I have no idea but im sure I can make more with it than the interest easily.
>>62272595Be like that then
>>62272601Be like what you some faggot making gay threads and replying to yourself with pictures of a gay manlet hapa?I'm confused and not sexually I know where I stand there.
34 married House 450k paid offCars x2 40k paid offBank 50kBrokerage 125kRetirement 140kDebt 10k student loans
>>62272634Nice.
>>62272554>>62272556I've got $14k in my checking account, $2k in credit card debt, $13k in restitution, and $40k in crypto
>>62272605I didn't read past your first grammatical error.
>>62272636Thanks Marry a poor woman whose parents are still together. She will remain frugal
>>62272645Good advice.
>>62272570>I'm eventually building up to put like $10K down on a condo next year. Just don't want to be left without an emergency fund afterwards.It still doesn't make any sense to keep that in a savings account making 0.02% APR when even Fidelity gives you a base position in SPAXX with a 3.5%. you're literally just letting the bank make money off of you while you could be getting like like 350 bucks a year out of your cash to sit just there.
>>6227263433 married last year$30,000 in the hole. Basically got no money
37 virgin$500k brokerage$400k 401k/roth Ira $250k house equity$20k Crypto$20k cashBeing a millionaire is easier than getting a gf for me.
>>62272554fuck is this glownigger thread kek
>One Bitcoin hits ATH, then my real life will begin My cope as I deal with the real world
>>6227255438$3.56 in loose change
>>62272698you still have to pax taxes
>>62272648So I should put in the Vanguard HYI savings account is what you're saying?
>>62272682Can an anon not be curious about his fellow anons finances on a finance board?
>>62272717Literally anywhere that does better than 0.02%. That's fucking criminal to even label that a "savings account". Youd get better returns shoving that money in your ass.
>>62272711I know I'm doomed to keep dealing with the real world
I keep a lot in cash, like 50k in a checking account and 120k in a hysa. I occasionally use it to buy more into an etf, just haven't for a while since the market has been so hot. the rest of what i have is invested, like 850k in a taxable investment account, 190k in a roth ira, 450k in a 401k. also have some physical gold, like 45k, that I inherited.
>>62272698>LTCMan of culture.
>>62272774Yeah we'll see if it does anything. $50 seems like a pretty solid floor
>>62272554No. I do have 6k in liquif assets but most of that is dedicated to paying rent for 3 months + vacation savings
>>62272770This man is jewish
>>62272742>Youd get better returns shoving that money in your assJust shoved $5000 up my ass. What's the annual yield?
>>62272554
39 living with girlfriend£900k house fully paid£380k apartment fully paid rented for £20k per month£2.5 mil in wealth management£200k invested£20k crypto£20k gold and silver £300k~ cash
>>62272919I'm guessing dead father, crypto luck-out, or both.
>>62272928Also got $200k cash and around $150k in hsa and 401k. About $200k in house equity but that doesn’t really count. I’m very depressed every day. I’m 34 and married to a wonderful wife who puts up with my tranny / furry futanari fetish which is insane, I lucked out.
>>62272935Neither, I started a company with some friends and we sold it when we got a good offer
OP here, since everyone else is doing it.>25M, Fire Alarm technician(5th year)>$28/hr>$3K in Vanguard S&P500
>>62272974>OP here I have 13k>OP here again attention seeking I have 25mYou don't even have 13k jeet.
>>6227263440 married, two kidsApartment 300k, mortgage 40kBank 17kBrokerage 60kRetirement 30kNo student loan, I live in EU
>>62272669It's easy being a millionaire with no wife and kids.
>>62272992Jeez man, no wonder you're in debt
>>62272669i lost my virginity at 14. i had great sex in high school and college. im poor and i wouldn't trade those memories for millions of dollars. i feel sorry for you.
>>622725542k in stocks and 2k in crypto1.4k biweekly paycheque hits tomorrow
>24k in debt2 years of slavery to pay it off..
>>62272940>I’m very depressed every day. I’m 34 and married to a wonderful wife who puts up with my tranny / furry futanari fetish which is insane, I lucked out.You're a weirdo for sure. But you are also a multi millionaire before middle age set for life. Your wife is who is lucky here, of course she puts up with your weird habits.
>>62273123>1.4k biweekly paycheque:(
At 29, my net worth is 150k (260k if you count retirement and my car, which I don't).I think I'll be alright but this is going super slow.
>>62272570Living in a cuckbox condo is hell
>>62272928How did you know the right things to pick?
>>62272940She's smarter than you and simply waiting for the inevitable and very imminent suicide
>>622725541k in checking31k in stocks29k in physical assetsHoping to hit 100k by the end of the year
>>62272554443k HYPE @ 64.3 = $28.48M76.1k INTC @ 122 = $9.28M19.2k MU @ 881.7 = $16.9M2926 EWY @ 199 = $582k$1.190M cash~$1M apartment~$200k (? possibly more) random shit (1 btc somewhere, cash in the checking account, etc)-4.888M debt-$152k credit card debttotal $52.6MI'm 36, 2026 was really good financially for me so far.
>>62272556what anime is this? seems funny if any anon knows please tell
>>62273009true>t. 3kids
Only poor people leave money in the bank
>>62275141Inheritance or entrepreneur?
34$14k checking$50k savings$55k gold/silver$5k hsa$5k ira$4k crypto$0 debt no credit cards mortgage loans
33$5k checking$12k crypto$7k in Pokemon cards$100k condo
>>62272554>27>khv (5’7)>250k cash>live at home>50k investments/crypto
I'm debt-free, suck my balls
>>62272992He’s saying he’s 25 and male you mongoloid
>26>20k in checking w/ a 5% APY>26k in stocks>21k in retirement>5k in crypto (just been DCAing in Bitcoin while it's below ATH)Seeing people win bigly on stock options looks tempting, but I know myself to be too retarded to make any money on it. I'm just hoping to be able to afford a home by the time I hit 30 but its not likely unless my parents help me out
>>62275699I started with mining crypto using my own miner in 2013Only hit $10M in 2021
>>62276039No he's not you stupid fucking 50iq indian faggot get off my fucking board>25mA/S/L Jeet?No woman posts on 4chan period esp a dead business board infested with fucking faggots like you.>Guys I'm a male hurrYeah we knewHe's a dumb larping faggot likely someone you know or you yourself.
>>62276190Isn't it nice we got some schizophrenic nigger who samefags nonstop and larps and then rabidly attacks anyone who isn't him but constant needs attention on this gay board.I should apply for janitor and just ban you nonstop till you fucking kill yourself already.
>>62276261Lmao, why are you so angry dude. You seemed real chill in your first post.
>>62276264My second post has a different id because it's from mobileDunno who you confused me with
>>62276266>>62276293Stupid samefagging spamming faggot reveals himself again he only posts when I post notice this and on both ID's.>>62273029His last post was yesterday until I called him fucking out again.You know I'm just saving retards from you scamming them like you always doNext he will offer a discord for "rich anons only" as his rich fake account.>25mHe's such a fucking ESL retard it's not hard to figure out and phoneposts, can see it in the structure of his posts and repeated it multiple times on different ID's
>>62276305Im calling you a faggot - does that mean I'm also a samefag?
>>62276315No but you're a gullible retard, the dumb nigger is fishing to scam he goes by Black Kali in discord he's an indian who got called out many years ago here and decided to make it a vendetta to ruin this board and scam as many people as he can.He's not good at it, but good enough to pay for his gay proxyspamming.
>>62273344>if you count retirement and my car, which I don'tWhy wouldn’t you count your savings and assets as part of your net worth?
wow, everything is really overbought nowthe only shit I can buy comfortably is nvidia and tsmc lol
>>62276315Do you remember forex anon the scammer who constantly tried to samefag and pretend his threads wern't bait for gullible retards until every anon here ran him off and doxxed his discord?It's him.
>>62276320Car depreciates, retirement's purpose is to support you after you stop working. Game's already over at that point.This as well as the fact that i could sell all my stocks and bonds today and get paid, not so for retirement.
>>62276319>>62276328Anon I go on this board like 5 times a month, I don't know any of the shit you're talking about you fuckong retard
>>62276319Schizophrenia
70% index funds, 20% crypto, 10% cash
>>62272556>Having more than 5 figures in savings and not invested where it can actually be working for youRetard. Money sitting in a savings account is actually wasting away due to inflation.I only keep about 7.5k in savings/checking combined in case of an emergency and continually invest every additional dollar I make. It is pointless to keep more money in savings and actually wasteful.
>>62272950Okay now teach me as a broke ass depressed 33 year old trying to start a business
>>62276802This nigger is saying he's getting 20k a month on a 380k apartment and you think he has any clue about anything? And he has 2.5 mil in "wealth management", paying some retards to get him less perfomance after cost then the market
>>62272582>At 6.5% rates? I'm holding out for rate cuts after Iran is over
>>62272582>rate cuts
17k hysa15k brokerage15k roth IRA36k 401k5k cryptoand I am on motherfucking temporary docs in the us with limited job mobility, not even fucking h1b (haven't been selected 3 times)
>>62277052Give me my money back you jeetslime. You stole all of that. Give it back.
>>62277114>>62277052I warned you of such jeetery.
>>62277156At least he's broke, relatively.
Canadian btw
>>62277250I forgot to mention that I’m a virgin as well.
>>62277114>>62277156I know that 90% of h1b are indians but you're very wrong this time
$500 is all I got left, no income currentlyLiving out of my vehicle is not a great start to my 30s, but at least I'm debt free
>>62277280Very well. Race and rank, soldier.
>>6227733929UA (98.5% Slav, 1.5 Jew)
>>62272582>after Iran is overanon...I...
>>62272877>KASrare and based>7-fig you are WAGMI senpai
>>62276261>gets called out for being retarded and misunderstanding a simple post >doubles downBased indebted wagie! Go brokie go!
I guess I’ll go. 29 years old, 1 toddler and girlfriend$10k crypto $3k silver $200 hysa
>>62278265Nice man, congrats on the baby. Hope you guys are happy and healthy
>>6227520330 rock. Its mostly bluepilled (Liz Lemon adopts a black boy at the end of it) but it has its moments. One joke is that the writer's room used to be called the jew room.
20 year old current student£2800 in current account£9700 in ISAabout £200 in a credit unionand about £40k in student debt
>>62272950wazzzzup haimey?!
