>not owning an island/biz/ is missing out on the easiest x10 ever
you buy it. congratulations, you now have a random piece of remote, undeveloped land in the middle of the ocean
>>62273408>Be richfag>Purchase an Island>In the middle of the bumfuck ocean>Networks get the word out>Wait for you to establish your domicile >Get raided by butt pirates>OP finally loses his virginity along with his kidneys.
>>62273436Imagine the smell...
>>62273442>>62273436>>62273419>>62273408Trump is a pedophile, island groomers
>>62273419Sounds awesome
If it's only 1.5 million it must be in a major hurricane path, have gay development rules, or something else shitty.
>>62273436>piratesliterally nobody in Chile even knows what a boat is
does that slab have fresh water? is a well impossible?
>>62273408dude wtf climate change and sealevel rising in just two more weeks
>>62273436>build D-Day bunkers with machine gun nests covering the coastBring it on.
>>62273408But what if the waves erode it away?
>>62273408In 10 years there'll be no island anymore. Literally the deadest of the most dead end investments, kek. Better just start buying real estate in Greenland and Antarctica.
>>62273408>no bay>no fresh waterthis is a shit island
>>62274017desalination is relatively cheap these days
>>62274002Global warming is not realIf it were ((they)) would have nuked goyim population down a long time ago instead of allowing billions of wageslaves to multiply
>>62274067it's real but it will only affect the goyimpopulation will naturally go down once people start losing places to live
>>62273408all the other island owners busting on your ass because you don't have a bay or fresh water. better luck next time, kid
Let me guess, you need more?
Am I the only one who prefers a Hitler Eagles Nest over an Epstein island?
>>62274133a tree or two would be nice
>>62273419Cool
>>62274166I mean both are known pedos so what’s the difference?
>>62274067It's real and in 10nyears would will be growing about the (((Jewish water factories))) that drowned your island
>>62274373>Would will be growingYou will be crowing*
>>62274373The sea level has not changed more than a centimeter in the last 150 years but in 10 years that island will be gone?
>>62273408>it's not a tropical islandwhat's the point?
>easiest x10 everEasier to nonce 10x the amount of kids? What will 10x exactly?
>>62274488>why do the melting ice cubes in my soda don't make it overflow
>>62274514Because soda is not a closed system, air in the ice goes outside of the cup.Earth is a closed system
>>62273408for that price i could buy a greek island
>>62274508You can build a secret underground submarine base and sneak to Antarctica
>>62273419>spend the next 10 years developing it to your likingSounds like a fun project after you've made it
>>62274488Stop trying to educate goyim, just join our side and FUD
>>62274002say this and keep buying up all that sweet beachfront property you lying cunt
>>62274360one is in the mountains and the other is on the sea. The two retreats actually have a very different feel to them, something that’s really appreciable in person.
>>62273408If I make it with my one buttcoin I can buy a small barren rock covered in poop.
>>62273454every 70 year old man was a pedo by modern standards. I was watching foodball with my dead grandpa once and he called selena gomez hot and my grandma got mad
>>62276724Thats not pedo. Pedo is attraction to pre pub girls.
>>62273408shit is eroding hard and fast, judging by the cliffs on the other side
>>62273770According to the posting, there are wells that grab fresh water from an underground spring. Island was previously used as grazing grounds for sheep and cows.
>>62274133A shade would be nice. Imagine the summers.
>>62273408I don't need to own an island when my family and some of my relatives all own remote private property with easy beachfront access and no one else around for miles
whats the market value of epsteins island? did the govt sell it or what?
>>62273408That island is under 20 feet of water minimum next time chile gets an 8.0+ quake
>>62278258It was only like $70 million or something, but you don't get any privacy since its famous and between two big islands
I prefer to not need a fucking boat or airplane to access the nearest supermarket
>>62273770> wut is desalination for $15000
>>62276906> what is AC for $5000
>>62278885>>62278887and you will get power from the famous electric trees?
