Let’s say they announce alien contact tomorrow, how would you make the most gains off of that? Short oil, pharma? Buy defense? Sell alien merch? Alien channeler influencer? I’m open to any suggestions
>>62274305
Are you high?
>>62274311YesBut theoretically how would you profit on alien disclosure? It will definitely be a gold rush moment when it happens
>>62274305In the long term they are just migrant and eventually will cost.Invest in materials. Walls won't be enough we need giant domes.
>>62274305Its all fun and games until you discover alien vagina ph is sulfuric acid levels of acidic.
>>62274342What if many humans choose to leave? There has to be planets like Israel where they encourage people to move in and steal Pleiadeans land or something. Space Jews are real
>>62274349I’ll just pour baking soda on my dick
>>62274305It's simple, sell Big Tech stocks, claim that big tech stocks are going to go up because new alien tech has been discovered.Finally say that there is no aliens and make everyone in wall street kill themselves.
>>62274354Kek, this guy fucks.
Depending on how aliens taste, I’d start an alien meat business
>>62274358please keep your gay fantasies on /lgbt/
>>62274352I remember that Deep Space 9 episode.
Long aussy
>>62274310ThisI'd short israel
>>62274305damn, Aliens look like that?
>>62274457thicc greys
>>62274305buy gene editing stockshubrids are about to explode >>62274408true
>>62274305>>62274310>fellow /x/ posters based
>>62274305You're thinking backwards. To capitalize on the alien grift you need to understand that this is a distraction from real stuff going on.Basically come up with something better than aliens, A.I. computer god, demons, Candance Owens, etc. and then you sell the merch and defense contracts.
>>62274349might be worth itdont know until you try
>>62274457Some do
