Bogleheads edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62273571
I want money like Cosby.
don't buy oil. seriously, big peace deal guys
TWO HOURS UNTIL TAKE OFFCHECK IN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
just bought ZIM
Neon green, onii-chans.
> futures
Bears were fantasizing on Friday fucking kek.
Gatorade and Power aid are the best investments for hydration in the middle of the night, but it kinda has to be from the fountain
It's hard for me to decide between QQQM or Vanguard Information Technology etfI believe the IT ETF performs a bit better, because it's all tech, and QQQM is like 75% techSo QQQM is more sector diversified, but IT ETF is moe diversified within tech
If you think about it, he's been promising this deal since wednesday which is why Oil started going down back then. For no reason basically.
I told my mom about DRAM and she's up 100% now, should I ask for some sort of commission?
>CNBC>@CNBC>Wells Fargo to offer mortgage incentives on 3D printed homes with IconAmericans will go into lifelong debt for a 3d printed house
Pool status?
>>62274510this is a good thingthe problem is nimby's have blocked corporations from getting involved in housing for decades. it's made it impossible for cheap housing to come in, to undercut developers, landlords, and nimbysreal estate as an industry still operates like it's 1850. so do government bonds.
>>62274507it would only be natural for mommy to reward her financial advisor in some way or another ;)
>futures
>>62274474100% VTI or die
moo :D
Since this like 1999 what will be the Pets.com IPO?SpaceX Open AIAnthropic
>He didn't buy GRRR>He didn't buy MDAI>He didn't buy IQE>He didn't buy HLIT>He didn't buy IREN>He didn't buy MRAM>He didn't buy HIVE>He didn't buy ALABDo you smiggers hate money or something? NGMI!
pls locksneed go up some more. make me feel less bad about not selling at 700
>>62274516SOURCE ANON PLEASE
>>62274535Pervert.
>>6227453260 minutes says you are all in for a 1929 type of crash, bubble about to POP....im staying clear
>>62274518Wait, calls or what?
I told you faggots to buy intel and amd last year
>>62274532I longed oil this morning
>>62274556So what should we buy now that is going to moon next year? Don't be snide, help us bruvvas out.
NEED to make it so I can pay a fat titty blonde bimbo teen to be my sugar babywhat are we longing smigs? AI, semiconductors, memory, quantum, what
>>62274474My may 29 dram call about to print with this memory pump let's go
Was in the airport bar in London for a few hours last night waiting for a flight. Every single person was welded to their phone. Even couples, old people, kids. I was the only one there out of hundreds of people not staring at my phone. How to profit from this phenomena?
Iran Status>DEFEATEDStrait Status >OPEN
>>62274562Mingers like her are free anon. No need to pay them.
>>62274507No you didn't, it hasn't gone up 100% yet. Except if you told her to buy calls, which is too high a power level move
>>62274538YES NOW PLEASE I WANT TO SEE MATURE JAPANESE BOOBAS
>>62274569yeah.. buy PLNT and fix yourself and you can bang cows like her for free
guh guh GRPN
This is the most bullish day ever. My non-cash sleeve is up 50%, what the fuck.
>>62274567I really only look at my phone when I'm in my car driving
>>62274567QCOMARMSFTBYGOOG
Another boat got blown up. buy oil niggas buy buy buy
Should I hold infq through eoy or just play a degenerate day trader and sell pumps at the top
>>62274582sounds bullish for SOXX. everything is bullish for SOXX
>>62274588Playing the casino instead of playing at the roulette table always goes wrong in raging bull markets. I'd just buy a short dated infq call if you want to do that
I want to make anti drone stuff for profits , how do I make them
>>62274588Quantum as a sector is a rich retard filter treat it like musical chairs
>>62274593IBM cant even hold a 1 day pump in clown bull market off news of 1 billion dollar grant and government investment.
Why is /smg/ always seething at us Divie Gods?
>>62274572Overcome your horny self, and you will be able to move mountains
>>62274591I dont have the hutzpa for calls yetIm just trying to accuoooomulate riding some volatile stock
I have interview in less than 2 hours and I feel like sh*t. what should I do? couple shots?
I ate 3 corns at yesterdays BBQ
>>62274604A wee dab o speed 'll sort ye right oot mon.
>>62274604edge yourself for 2 hours to get the hunter gatherer hungry stare
>>62274606I had one and use corn cob as a spoon for my coleslaw I was outside so I wasn't afraid of making a mess
>>62274599divs made sense when transactions were expensive and required effort. now they're irrelevant. not good or bad
>>62274604>wagie interview right around market open in a bull market
i am in all cash, i have once again missed the pump, is it over?
I got a red dog dick and my dram calls finni print
I'm going to adjust my portfolioI had XSMOwhich is a small cap momentum ETFit has underperformed so much compared to QQQit has no fucking momentum at allI'm going to swap it with VGT
>>62274567You can't profit off it due to the K-shaped economy. Normgroids increasingly don't matter, only high achievers.
>>62274625I'm gonna go all in today. Usually this works out.
>>62274604Yes. Dig the hole deeper.
>>62274567I feel frightened going to normie areas now, everyone else is moving in their lanes with their head down and I can go anywhere. I didn't believe NPCs existed until recently.
>he still hasn't full ported soxl before $900
>Iran War is immaterial to the stock market>Stock market moons when it thinks war is about to end>AI is driving the market and is going to revolutionize the world>Software stocks back up because AI is threat isn't as bad as thoughtHUH
>>62274606Be sure to inspect your poo to make sure it all made it through
>>62274635>essexi trust you, post what youre buying
>>62274604Crush a monster, listen to Kickstart My Heart from Motley Crew, look into a mirror and hype yourself up by yelling like Al Pacino. HOOWAAA, LET'S SHOW THESE COCKSUCKERS WHO WE ARE HAHAA
What do we think of MRVL? Earnings tomorrow after hours and started pumping early this morning.
I’ll never recover from my BP investment
>>62274640>market pumps on prospect of peace but shit AI news>market pumps on great AI news but Iran peace fell through/Hormussy still closedIt's almost like you can't stop it.
Uh oh stinky
>>62274625Don't hide, just buy.
>>62274637>everyone else is moving in their lanes with their head downi did this as a kid without a phone because i was autistically shy
>>62274643Long dated out of the money DRAM, EWY, AIS calls.I also just bought Hochtief (AI buildout) OTM calls.If they go sour in the next couple weeks, cut eagerly instead of waiting for a turnaround.
>Nasdaq futures up 1% just becauseGod I wish I had a crystal ball so I could short this tranny market into oblivion.
>Eid al-Adha, or the "Festival of Sacrifice," is the second and largest major Islamic holiday of the year>Qurbani (Animal Sacrifice): The hallmark of the holiday is the ritual sacrifice of a livestock animal (typically a sheep, goat, or cow). >may 26thlmao
>MUI am euphoric once more
so now that the "imminent deal" has been once again proven to be bullshit and the war looks to be restarting, there should be no reason why oil shouldn't immediately pump to 105 minimum at market open, right?
Things seem to be looking a little bit better for our long suffering Bobos.Bonds are making a bit of a comebackRisky bonds are dumping a bitThe currency is strengtheningHowever the Shekel is still on a runaway gain train against the USD, suggesting our Hebrew cousins do not share bobos optimism that things can be turned around, in which case this would be a bear trap.
>>62274665The market wills it to be the current price, therefore it is
>>62274665It's now more imminent than before, theoretically.
>>62274651i can't believe we are still getting bottom signals
PLSR soldiersit's climbing in the London market
>>62274659I'm glad i doubled down on this shit. I was a little bummed on selling my asts but I put the money in the right spot. Glad I got the fuck out of iren tho.
>>62274535Bro just click the arrow after the post ID and use the image search. You won’t be disappointed with this one.
>>62274668>>62274669>>62274665do you guys remember when Biden was president?>inflation does not exist>inflation is transitory>inflation was trumps fault>we beat the worst inflation everyou can gaslight the media for years and just fucking lie and plagiarize data until whatever you said was right and/or just memory hole it if you were wrongTWO MORE WEEKS
>>62274670>>62274651Rabbit is seriously such a good source of anti-alpha. Someone is also predicting Micron and SK will dip when SpaceX etc IPO. So this means they will moon.
>>62274474My employer has me doing weekly day/night rotations and this schedule fucking blows. 8-5 one week and 3-midnight the next. At least do two month rotations. What DEI hire came up with this stupid shit? Gonna try to get some sleeping pills from my doc.>>62274562Everything you said but quantum, which is a meme I’m pretty sure.
>>62274659
>>62274676While this is true, I still can't believe people fall for it every time. If i had my tinfoil hat on I would think congress and trump's cabinet are buying each dip just to keep the stock market pumping, and its working just because theyre dumping massive amounts of capital into each dip.
PLSR is gonna be big when they prove they can actually harvest a ton of helium and sell it
>>62274680Thank you for your service mu anon. Your soldiers are still standing.
>>62274679its called a "Dupont schedule" and was created so that they could more efficiently staff extract labor from nightshift goyim slaves. the white collar guys are only going to be around on dayshift but they get to see all of the goyim slaves on a regular basis instead of creating a group of mexicans and blacks on nightshift that don't do any work.
>>62274683>wheni've been looking into this but getting mixed vibes.. but thinking of loading up
>>62274682they are. Trump daytraded over $700 million dollars in Q1 2026 reported.
>>62274688There's still time, they are still evaluating the newest discovery they made in Minnesota
>>62274649They just sacked the CEO. Might recover soon if oil is going to keep rising.
Had grrr in my watchlist due to shilling here. Was doing DD on it. Just got a notification it's up 10% on some ai deal.
>>62274679The Street can hate quantum but its small enough that all the buying could be genuine, just a hedge.Don't want to have a trillion in chip stocks only to wake up dead because you didn't put a billy in a new type of chip if there is a breakthrough.
>>62274704I'm the GRRR anon AKA the Gorillionaire.GRRR will be $100 before the end of the year, you are still so very very early.
DRAM and DRAM accessories
>>62274704No way, I already lost on GRRR and GAUZ
SOXL
SOXL or HOOD for some Quick Money today?
Are you bullish?
>>62274715You mean you paper handed a gorillion dollar stock you weak willed bitchass smigger.
I don't get it, why is oil going down when combat operations have resumed and the Iranians are trying to mine out the straights of whore moose before anybody else can get any of the oil boss?
>>62274721>I don't get it.You could have just stopped right there Faggler.
>>62274721
So how about china.Are they booming or collapsing? I get mixed signals.
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME FOR RISK-ON TIMES: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfKJ13-qqK8
>>62274683I'm in for a thousand shares. Let's see where it goes. Just know if the Michigan claim is a bust and drop 50%, I'll write your name on a pillow and punch it.
>>62274718Soxl hooooo!!!!!
>>62274709Still down 22% on my GRRR position which I bought in my paper account to keep tabs on when you first started shilling it
>>62274599Well, if you need the cashflow, it's good. If not, it's pretty pointless
Why do people try to time a crash while we are at ATH? They don't understand how the market is supposed to work, right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX-7AnOx22k&list=RDLX-7AnOx22k
All my holes are leaking gooI should have bought more dram calls. I'm going to start gambling, owning stock is gay. My dick is too red for this shit.
>>62274731:)
THANKS KLAUS!
>>62274709I'm looking at it. I think you're onto something but I'll finish my DD.
>>62274728I think Korea and Japan are far superior imo, but I'm a newb. China too passive for today's cut throat market action
>>62274724At least I know my father and don't have to live my life as a black man like you do, faggot.
>>62274734>He didn't DCA down>On a paper accountShit smigger don't blame me!
>>62274728the chinese inability to ever tell the truth coupled with the fact that the state just arbitrarily siezes stuff sometimes is enough reason to stay away
>>62274730But its risk off times...Bonds are coming back.Fuck oil.
I it true that no smigger ever has been verified as a successful trader, or even a winning trader?
>>62274680He didn't believe...
>>62274742I'm white young and wealthy and have a great relationship with my white wealthy father who's enormous fortune I will inherit :3 >>62274740Well don't DD too long, they are releasing earnings tomorrow. Will close above $16 today 100%.
MUFUCKINGGODS are we eating good rn?Memory/CPU chips are the new gold, how do you put a price tag on that? Is MU/SNDK/INTEL/AMD really overpriced, or is it hysterically UNDERVALUADED?Anyone working in tech knows that AI is already conscious and quickly teaching itself how the human brain works. AGI is possibly a couple of weeks away. Once that happens we'll see incredible advancements in the blink of an eye just like in the movies. Plus we have the strongest economy in US history and the Fed is juicing the market, so there is unlimited money to pump up our bags. Not to mention the trillions on the sideline eager to get back in so let me set the record straight:>S&P will reach over 9000 this year>the economy is roaring>earnings are blowing out expectations>the Fed is juicing the economy>AGI is coming
We ride for glory today frens, Central Asia coming through to pump our bags!!!!!https://youtu.be/OCq_bGUb2SA?si=gBXSDLE4E71gnlZh
>>62274754>Let the goyim deal in the real worldWhich is memory : )
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>62274754Based Jeff, I'm not even waiting for a small dip to slurp, I'm going all in even now at ATHs.
>>62274759OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62274754
Up 13k at open.I should have gone all in on memory. I love this shit.
>>62274759AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>62274759LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!
>SPX Dumps>SOXX doesn't carelol it's all SEMIS
>>62274759Based
>>62274753I'll see what earnings say. Then see market reaction.
ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Micron chads what the FUCK was that
>>62274763Goddamn i should have bought more dram calls.i guess i still can.Idk why i put 10k in nvdia. Really should have tripled down on memory.
>>62274759>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative>>62274767cute
Chegg chuds I missed the exit window it's over for me.....
>SIVEF
INTCels WTFFFF
Buy MSFTI know software isn't popular right now because the thesis is that AI kills software.That's not going to happen. AI makes software more critical. The more AI agents there are, there more demand for software there will be. There's no reason for AI to have to bootstrap its own tools and environmet, when it can use existing tools
my MU and AMD doin a little somethingtoo bad NVDA just wont fucking move
>>62274760Muanon selling was a huge buy signal for me. he is such a pussy, he should be more confident in his picks
>DRAMI SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Are you team NOK or team BB
GRRR CHADS RISE UP
>>62274799MUanon sold? Big oof
>UBS adjusts MU price target to $1625 from $535
>all these posters chasingSell signal
>dramGODS>amdGODS>ewyGODS
Are we buying quantum dip or is it not the bottom yet?
>>62274805MUanon spotted, kek
>>62274801NOK NOK NOK NOK
Sold all my SOXS and bought the top of SOXL. Get ready for a semiconductor crash boys.
Made a little money on holding EWY calls through the long weekend. Micron is a shit stock don't get baited.
>>62274803yeah he sold at the litteral local bottom ( you can check by yourself)
>>62274810I'm in logic chips. Memory is in too much of a cycle for me to keep touching. I'm 80% out of memory now
>>62274794ok but why would i bet on microsaarft?they are more cancer than company at this point and winblows has been doing everything it can to get worse for a decadeby 2035 i doubt my home pc will still be running windows
the market is run by complete niggersit wont stop pumpinga pure ponzi of the highest order
>GRRR>RDW>MDAI>HMRI sold some other shit I had what do I buyor should I buy more NOK and the quantum dip
>>62274803>>62274818>>62274680
>>62274811Please don't jinx it smigger.
>>62274820They have the second most compute in the world after Google for one. They have an obscenely profitable core software and infrastructure business. Why would you not buy MSFT?
>+14%MUFUCKINGGODS ARE WE FUCKING EATING GOOD RIGHT FUCKING NOW!?
When should I sell these? I have a feeling today is the giga pump and tomorrow might retrace a bit. Is it greedy to keep holding?
I sold my MU a $830, the pressure was crazy. I still don't get why it's pumping like thatt
Rise tqqq calls
Fuck this overvalued meme market.
>>62274830sell now or you lose money to time decay
>>62274818>sell lowWhat was the 2nd half of the saying?
>>62274839
>INFQguess i'm gonna baghold this one for a very long time
>>62274680Damn, he really did sell the bottom>>62274814I remember considering EWY around $125 and thought nah I'll wait for a pullback. Whoops
Every mu short in history is underwater. Everyone who sold the last 3 weeks is regretting it.
IQE, my belovedAlso gg to all the MUGODS and memory chads
>>62274838
>>62274842I think u right. Gonna lock it in.
>>62274830If its worth sharing its worth selling
MRAM is fucking killing me. Should I sell this shit at a 25% loss? I can see it falling to $15 dollars by the end of the year.
>>62274820>More cancer than company.Cancer is notoriously hard to kill and never stops growing, anon. If cancer were a stock, I'd buy it.
>>62274527Anthropic is probably the closest to pets.comThe wholesome chungus pick with a somewhat legitimate use case and popularity, but ultimately not profitable enough along with other issues.It’s also the most likely to be acquired if their finances go south, like how pets was acquired by petsmart.
>>62274854>>62274842Sold. What should i roll profits into.
New high since Sunday open for oil
>>62274862photonics
>>62274855oof not looking good
>>62274845>Getting shook by the tiny post-weekend dump that happens every single week when there isn't big news.
What the fuck happened to Bayhorse! It is not available to trade in the US without a broker! Oh well the rest of my portfolio is up. I just want to know what is going on with that company and what to do. I am not looking for an exit just yet.
>>62274827idk ask bill gates
>>62274527OpenAI Their user growth has stalled. Their revenue has stalled. They will try to ads and make it all even worse because jeets don’t buy shit from ChatGPT
My Mushashi Seimitsu is pumpingup 15% today
>WTI rippingWhat's up now?
>>62274862mu dram soxlthe same shit you've been making money on. just move your strike price and expiration date
Oilsisters, WTFWT
>>62274870I bought that shit thinking it was an ETF like DRAM (kek). I think I'll sell when it drops to $30 and put it on AMD.
>>62274878I hope everyone still hates OpenAI when they IPO so I can buy it. I already own Softbank which is like 25% OpenAI lol
fuck nvda for being red at all todayimagine what the soxl price would be if nvda would stop shitting all over itself
Hynix going vertical, 60 Minutes called the bottom.
>msft>nigvidiawhy isnt nigvidia pumping tho?
What's going on with HGRAF? Did the CEO start selling dildos online again?
Oil this semis that but what about Cocoa futas
>>62274839absolute fucking clown strength. the silliest shit I have ever seen
>>62274888niggers chasing
Wishing all fellow intcels have a blessed and wonderful day. Guess sub 105 was the dip, blessings to all who held.
>>62274800I just bought 10ks worth, there is still time anon-kun>>62274804>Swiss>not knowing their way around finance
SNDK ATH today
>>62274884Yeah I stopped doing individual companies. That's almost becoming boomer at this point when nowadays there's a novelty ETF for everything.It's not the "VOO and chill" meta in ETFs anymore.
>>62274880Cease fire was violated, so now we're going to get a better deal, and this deal is going to cause high demand for that Texas Tea as it's called boss.
>both oil and tech start ripping at the exact same timelmao this market is something else
>Cosnumer confidence>beat>better than last month>vs Umich worst in historyOk which one is the fake one?
>>62274891Bullish if the dildos are selling well.
The YouKnowWhos did a something, right?
>mu>dram>bakaMUanon are you ok? why did you sell the bottom like a week or two ago? kwab.
>mu drags amd, tsm, sndk, intc, etc up>nvidia goes down
>>62274910It's not a market any more. It's a joke.
>>62274910oil and cruise lines are both ripping at the same time lol>the market is efficient
>>62274881True... i actually meant to pick up soxl last week. Fuck man why did i get boring ass qqqm.
Today is the fakest and gayest it's been on a while
Nasdaq futures hit 30k, actual index is not there yet, but it's hard to believe it won't hit 30k also
>>62274919>>62274924What do you mean? You mean we can't crab close to ATH 1 week after Trump promised a deal?
>SIVEF nearing 25%
>>62274891Are the dildos green
>>62274924kek baggie
>Bought 50 shares of dram just last weekGoddamn what the fuck is going on?
I boughted some VOR and sharted some WIG
>>62274885OpenAI may not make it to IPO…
>>62274934Doesn't that super fuck Microsoft and Oracle?
God damn this market makes me feel like such a bitch I'm never gonna make it I'm too much of a fucking little pussy
GORILLA SMIGGERS WHERE YOU ATWE EATING GOOD TODAYOOOOHHH OOHHHH AAHHH AAHHH AHHH
>>62274899I sold. Made 200% return Will buy back when it dips
Man i knew I should have bought even more mu. Tempted to bail on nvdia. Also why the fuck did i buy 50k qqqm, this shit is boring.
>>62274843Hold forever
STOPPPPP FUCKING STOPPP. I ALREADY LOST EVERYTHING SHORTING. THE SHORT WAS UNINTELLIGENT THE GPUS ARE STILL FUCKING EXPENSIVE FUCKKKKKK. THE DATA CENTERS ARE STILL BEING BUILT. EVERYONES STILL ON THE HYPE TRAIN STOP FUCKING ME FUCKKKKKKKKKK
>>62274944KWAB put the fries in the bag
>>62274944
>>62274944top signal.
>>62274886Congratulations to everyone that listened to the NVDA conference call and immediately fomod into ARM however they could post market. Jacketman really pushed that shit.>>62274910The war is really such a tremendous pain in the fucking ass. Most of these stocks should be even higher on the killer earnings they've been doing but we have to go 'oh are the strategic reserves going to run out' or 'oh what about demand destruction from input prices going up'. Trump needs to fuck off and declare whatever status quo he's standing on right the fuck now is victory hill and we can all be happy.
>>62274926>1 week after Trump promised a deal?It's been a lot longer than a week anon.....
>sold dram on friday to deriski guess it's true that you don't learn unless you lose money, i should just fuck off and delete my app
why didnt i buy last weeks dipWHY
>>62274951But the current dump on oil is a week old now, because he's been promising a deal for a week now. I know it's not the first ,but this time for real.
>MU>AMD>GOOG>AAPLim green everywhere
>>62274955don't worry. Israel is making sure there's no ceasefire. wait for another dip.
>>62274862photonics. SIVERS is still cheap
>>62274910Oil isn’t dependent on hormuz.It’s dependent on strategic reserves.And not all reserves are created equally.See: India’s corrupt meme of a reserve system which was only ever enough for two week worth of oil and was delegated out in nepo contracts.Because of that india is currently undergoing the hardship that oil doomers thought would be the case for the rest of the world.They also are turning to africa and latin america for their oil now, and are going to get hosed because they have no bargaining power due to being a mismanaged clown show.
WITNESS ME!!
>>62274944Short deez nuts nigga lmao
I taked some profit
>>62274950>killer earningsits all smoke and mirrors.. they literally just pass money back and forth to each other with collaborations breh. ponzi schemes work until you are the dork at the bottom who buys it at the wrong time. I'm not touching this shit have fun gambling this shit is disgusting as fuck
I sold out of FLY last week and now it is up 33%
>>62274964Witnessed
>>62274959next dip will be the dip i buy, and that means a year long bear market
>>62274964BA$EDWhatcha holding smiggy wiggy?
>>62274892I just sold at a nice +16% (from a x2 etf)
I bought HMR
Why can't I hold all these AI tickers I want to buy?
>>62274964
>>62274964Congrats anon
>>62274967imagine taking profitsyou must have zero conviction, multi millionaire or bust
PLANETCHADS RISE UP PLANETCHADS RISE UP PLANETCHADS RISE UP
>NVDA baggies
Can someone explain why semiconductors like AMD, MU, INTC are ripping but NVDA is free falling? I thought NVDA was the darling of the semiconductor world?Position: Bought one share at $120 out of curiosity.
>>62274964witnessedhope I can reach that level in the next 10 years...
>>62274971Are you all in cash? Tell us when you buy in
even my shitty minerals are green. nigvidia is so gay.
NVDA only pops off 3 times a quarter and if miss those 3 days you get no gains
>>62274983The tech bubble burst.
holy shit DRAMniggers
>>62274928>saw this in marchSIVEF was so illiquid I thought it was another bayhorse silver then
>>62274938Just buy RSP and wait for the dip.It's the official holding of sideline pussy boys waiting for the dip.
>>62274972Mostly $tqqq but $rvi doin' a lil sumnt sumnt.
>>62274982I'm up 784% overall on Nigvideo but yeah it's been an irritating hold for a while now
>>62274839No one screencapped my post when I said SOXL would unironically hit over 200. Some of you faggots thought when I said that at 100 it was the top but not even now is the top. Screen cap this but SOXL will be over 1000 EOY.
There are niggas still bagholding stink instead of selling and buying stonks, fucking kek.
>>62274964congrats
>>62274981I am here rising with you my brother but I shall soon kms for selling FLY
>>62274971>next dip will be the dip i buyI've been saying that since missing the covid dump while never going all in and just watching ath after ath.Just buy something and wait for an actual dip to shift your money into something else you think does better when the market starts going up again.
HOLY SHIT SOXL SISTERS
>>62274991>Tech bubble burst>Literally every tech stock (except nvidia) pumping
imagine, just IMAGINE bagholding MSFT
Even my bitch ass TMC is doing a little something.
SOXL will legally have to do a forward split soon
>>62275005whats FLY about? gimme the rundown
>>62275000I'm fully bought into the idea that technology has no breaks and we're headed to the craziest cyberpunk future you could ever imagine. Blade runner and cyberpunk will seem quaint in comparison. Tech stocks are still early.
>>62274999Hard to 2x your money from this point on. Should consider taking profits
Why is everything pumping? I wanted to buy cheapies
whats the GOOG news? It pumping 1.2% is huge on that market cap
>>62275009>>Literally every tech stock (except nvidia) pumpingAnd Microdick
>>62275014Why don't we have full dive VR yet
LEVERAGED MU BROTEHRS HOW ARE WE FEEELING
We are pumping because America won bigly
>>62274996Congrats, you'll be a smiglionaire in no time my smegro!
DRAM SISSIES WE ARE CRASHING WITH NOT SURVIVORS FROM +11.8% TO +10.8%
>>62275024
>sold mu covered calls at $840 last fridayman the market really wants my shares>rolled them to $900 next weekyou're welcome
>>62275022Soon. Honestly a sword SAO style future is on the horizon probably in a decade or less.
>>62274968Demand for the actual chips is very real. That's not a circlejerk of paper AI investments, that's a real world demand for something you can forecast all up and down the supply chain. >>62274983Jacketman bullshitted everyone about Vera as nvidia's exposure to the wider cpu pump. He talked up that pump inadvertently. In reality Vera isn't exposure to the cpu world it's just part of rubin's proprietary gpu systems. They're sewn at the hip it's the same old segment. Those same old systems that are already priced into nvidia. So the people with real exposure to cpu growth keep pumping and the market calls out Jacketman for lying.
>>62275019microdick bowed out. they public ally admitted they can't afford to compete in the AI revolution. they will fall behind even more now not having access to claude.
GOOG pump?!?
>>62275017GRRR is still very cheap.Earnings tomorrow, announced today and brought forward two weeks early and midweek. You know what that means.Double beat.Raised guidance.Doubters irredeemably BTFOGorillionaires minted.
>>62275014It's hard to not be a techno optimist when I am literally commanding AI to write me apps and dashboards or discussing markets or philosophy and shit.Star Trek-ass shit.
>>62275038Theres a bubble somewhere. There has to be. Its too ridiculous. The chip demand might be real but somewhere someplace is some bullshit
>>62274532So a while ago I shilled KEEL.https://warosu.org/biz/thread/62245657#p62245690There's still a chance to get in, but this is assuming the company gets those deals they're looking to get (3 in total). If they can get in at least 1 then this stock will hit 10 bucks by my conservative estimate. I'm lookin at what people are saying and while I don't believe it'll hit 20 bucks, for it to at least double within a few months is much more "realistic" in my eyes.
>>62274983The market likes potential more than they like winners.John Rockefeller’s peak net worth was not when he held Standard Oil. It was immediately after SO was broken up.Because each of those broken up portions of Standard Oil were now new companies that potential to grow.Rockefeller owned shares in each of those new companies, and since they were worth more separate than together under Standard Oil, he hit his all time peak in net worth.
>>62275017peace deal within hours* *posted last week
what we think?>>62274666
>>62275009This is only the beginning. The biggest one will be the shock that starts it.
NASDAQ 30KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62275017pumping because the war is overbut the war is not overjust asking questions goy
>>62275049>336 more hours
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ayyy lmao they got me with the fake minidump into new ATH pump
>>62275014People are basically calling Tech a bubble and they are motherfucking retards for it. Imagine a fucking caveman saying fire or the wheel is a bubble. Being a moron is a timeless endeavor!
>>62275022Have you tried VR recently? I bought a new headset for the first time in years and I legit wouldn't mind living in there. It's shockingly good and very slept on... Bullish for Meta ngl, imo. They've been doing poorly lately, but it's mostly news cycle bs I think. Plus a ton of layoffs which seems ideal for the stonk.
I was going to dump my kraken robotics but decided to hols through earnings. Is this thing worth keeping around?
>Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella revealed earlier this year that the company now writes up to 30% of its code using generative AI. The company has invested $13 billion in OpenAI. It built GitHub Copilot. It has made AI central to every product in its portfolio.>On May 14, Microsoft (MSFT) sent thousands of its own engineers a message that cuts against that narrative in a very specific way.>Microsoft is cancelling most internal Claude Code licenses across its Experiences and Devices division, the team responsible for Windows, Microsoft 365, Outlook, Teams, and Surface, with a deadline of June 30, 2026, according to TechRadar. Engineers are being directed to switch to GitHub Copilot CLI, Microsoft’s own command-line AI coding tool.>The story was first reported by The Verge’s Tom Warren on May 14 via his Notepad newsletter. Warren noted that Claude Code had become “perhaps a little too popular” inside Microsoft, with engineers choosing Anthropic’s tool over Microsoft’s own product. That popularity, it turns out, was part of the problem.>The official reason given is “toolchain unification.” But the June 30 deadline is also the last day of Microsoft’s fiscal year, and the timing suggests cost reduction played a role alongside the desire to consolidate on internally controlled software, TechRadar confirmed.>Uber’s experience illustrates exactly how quickly that can happen. The company deployed Claude Code to 5,000 engineers and watched monthly usage rates climb to 84-95% by April 2026. Per-engineer API costs reached between $500 and $2,000 per month. The result: Uber burned through its entire $3.4 billion 2026 AI budget in four months. Its CTO said the annual budget had already been exhausted before the year was half over, AI Magazine confirmed.
>>62275061We need the morons too, to put the fries into the bag or to teach our children the ABCs.
>DRAMWE'RE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO ELECTRIC AVENUEAND THEN WE'LL TAKE IT HIGHER
Is not reaching 900 today right? right bros?
wtf 4chanX finally got updated. today is a good day.
Anthropic will be profitable by the end of the year.
>>62275042What about NVDA? Seems like the only thing stabilizing.I looked into GRRR but the company isn't profitable and looks like I'd lose like 2-3% on entry alone on a market order since it's a micro-cap.
>>62275014>yo dude we are finna have cyberpunk future>SOXX +6%>60 p/eI wish I died born before computers existed desu,
>>62275064This is bullish, Microsoft wants to improve their own CLI tool and stop paying the anthropic niggas
IT'S OVER
>>62274820I always wonder why msft value is compared to windows. I mean i agree that msft is shaky, but windows is basically a legacy software for them, it's one of their least profitable part.
>>62275068I want to buy DRAM but it keeps pumping past my order limit.
PBR is stupid cheap
>>62275064>there own AI was so shitty they didn’t even use itRajesh really fumbling the bag
>>62275068Sorry I just bought more DRAM so it's going to crater today.
>>62275065>"Bulls make money, bears get fucked, pigs get fucked, covered calls get fucked, iron condors get fucked, yieldmaxx retards get fucked, everyone literally gets fucked except for bulls"
>>62275061Is it a new paradigm by any chance?
>>62275086life as a doomer
>>62274820>2035>home PC Only collectors and freetard luddites will have a PC past 2030
I’m holding AMZN of all things. I’m up 17% on it but I want to sell it all and dump it into something else
>>62275078yeah this is why they are successful, windows is dog shit but it doesnt matter since they diversified
>>62275069$1000 end of week
Where is that one doom faggot who kept avatar fagging as some shitty depressed anime bitch with black eyes? We are witnessing total bobo death and I want to know if that bitch is even holding his positions or not.
>PE 165
>>62275083Yep>spend a ton of money to create your own AI and fund OpenAI's AI>use Claude instead>it's so expensive you cancel the service five months into the year because its so expensive So the only person who made something useful with AI like Anthropic was too expensive even for Mag 7 companies
IT JUST KEEPS GOING MU BROS
>>62275068kek based
This crash is really gonna be something else.
>>62275098those people dont have money to start with. more interestingly what happened to the Lumfag who posted SOXL buys from 50s to 20s like a year ago before it dropped to 10?
>DRAM 60>DRAM 60>DRAM 60>DRAM 60>DRAM 60BEARS IN SHAMBLES
>>62275089Everyday is a new paradigm now
>>62275102Is it a short squeeze or something? Why would only this memory stock explode
>>62275102Sell.
>>62275106yeah.. I've never seen anything like this before. lmao when they juice it another 20% from here just on garbage IPO hype
sandisk has to go down, right? it's not gonna go to $3000 right?
>>62275110I legitmately have zero idea anon, im leveraged to the tits and this stock just went up over 18% in an hour wtf is going on AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>62275073I think they will return to profitability tomorrow smigger :)
>MU>DRAMThat's a short/gamma squeeze, right? Shorters are being forced to buy back or they heem even more
Next leg up. Keep our arms inside the vehicle at all times.
>>62275110WD and Sandisk are exploding too. On no news I may add.
>>62275114whats the bull case on this? I only know sandisk for making drives, why would that be so bull?
>>62275102>up 833% in a year>pumps 18% in a day on top of itlol
>>62275118MU should be a $2 Trillion companyThere's a long way to go before it is even possibly overvalued.
>MU hits 1T mcap without MUanon
I’m loaded up on INFQ. See you guys on the other side
>>62275014>>62275043Seen a tweet the other day that said that the 21 century actually started in 2019. Global pandemic started by genetically engineered virus, drone warfare became prolific with Ukraine, AI and LLMs come online for the masses, early body mod drugs like Ozempic that actually work becoming available, hell we even had PED/steroid Olympics this past weekend. Wild cyberpunk shit.
>>62275118I wouldn't doubt it. Shorters probably piled in after these recent upward movements thinking there was NO WAY this shortage or ram plus such a huge stock pop could last.
>>62274814>Micron is a shit stock don't get baitedKel what? I bought calls during what I thought was the top but now I'm up 200%The shorts capitulated and now it's free to fly. Piece target is 1600 by major firm
>>62275120>>62275115It feels like a pump and dump before China's CXMT and YMTC IPO
intel is such a horseshit stock120 usd stable coineveryone pumping except this dogshit
>>62275124Sold the bottom for our sins.
>US Navy Restarts Guiding Ships Through the Strait of Hormuz - WSJ.Trump trying to keep the pump/dump(on oil) going on memes
>>62275133hormussy status?
>>62275133>restartsSo we're back to pretending it already happened. last I checked Murica was just taking credit for ships paying the Iran toll
>>62275126If we can get some tech to make dicks bigger permanently then it would be ok.
>>62275136>last I checked Murica was just taking credit for ships paying the Iran toll
>>62275138I would full port a company that had big dick pills that worked
>>62275133the eventual correction of these fake and gay pumps will be monumental
>>62275117ok
>>62275144I have no idea what this means so here's Danny Devito
>>62275131you missed the rally bro it was weeks ago
>>62275130What's your exit strategy then?
should i go all in on weeklies for blackberry and nokia
>>62275147its like an algo on wallstreet is set to pump on news so they found an infinite money glitch of just announcing peace 20 times in 3 months
>3 memory companies at $1 trillion
>>62275146Instead we have drugs to bring people back from the dead and no one knows about it.
Thank you tqqq calls
>>62275153I'm one of those heretical dividend investors that never hits the sell button
>>62275158what did they see? afterlife deconfirmed or what
>>62275155shizo here: nok is gonna fly bigly
>>62275157You know what data centers need a lot of?
>>62275157>>62275153I will give some advice and tell you guys to look at hard drive / SSD companies. They will eventually pump from a squeeze just like GPU's and memory did
>stuff I'm holding goes up>stuff I'm not holding goes up more
>>62275129MU's so garbage I make money selling naked calls. It was market open today so I couldn't. The only hedge you need for micron doing that is deeper otm ratio calls because it either scam pumps like this or lags the gook stocks. In the end when it reverts to mean it'll be a higher beta piece of shit lagging hynix.
>>62275164The risen dead to work there?
>>62275146Are there any clinical trials for such a thing? How do I see it and gamba on it?
>>62275158>Just had a great meeting with Umbrella chairman, Albert WESKER. GREAT GUY, he's getting things DONE! BIG ANNOUNCEMENT COMING UP!
>MU 18%What the nigger fucking shit LOL YEAH THE FUCKING CULT WHAT FUCK YOUR CXMT FUD
Can we rug now?
>>62275174
Cybersecurity sisters ... we are discriminated against...
>>62275165...so Micron/WD/Sandisk?
>>62275175some big bank just said the stock still has more than 100% upside bro. infinite money glitch, unironically
>>62275164enclosure cpusgpuselectricityventilationsaff
LITEbros are we washed up?
I sold out guys, thanks to micron bull x15 and x10 im basically back to where i started 5 years ago lmao
>>62275185>>62275164also explain then how datacenter builder like supermicron shit the bed then?
all the companies I sold earlier this month are pumping hard.....
>>62275179Anon we've rugged for the past 5 years. Now it's time for recovery.
>>62275187trust the plan
There’s still time to lose money on HMR earnings
>>62275162i boughteded
S&P up 27% over the past yearGenuinely how much longer can things keep going like this?
helloI am up 7% todayis investing this easy?my pottyport has asts and mu mostly, with some local hindrances that serve no purpose like googl and nvda
>>62275174Fucking kek.
>>62275207Five
Maaaaan what the fuck is with Amazon urge to sell it every week
>>62275189Bottom signal
>>62275207>He thinks AI efficiency increases won't increase shareholder value indefinitely and exponentiallyThis goes on until the sundeath of the milky way.
>>62275190What's Supermicro got to do with quality memory suppliers?
Reminder that tech is not a cyclical sector anymore. It's the backbone of the global economy.
>TRUMP RAISES REFUGEE CEILING BY 10,000 TO BRING IN MORE WHITE SOUTH AFRICANS - WHITE HOUSE DOCUMENTthis is the reason we are pumping today. White people and chip producing asians will inherit the new world.
>>62275208You're not a bear or a chicken (index fund sitter), so yes, for you it's that easy.
>>62275213im not buying megacaps anymore bossthey are literally USELESS0 growth prospects they are too big to fail and also too big to fucking grow
>>62275218are you stupid? cant you read?
>GAUZ getting removed from nasdaq
>>62275222That means more farmers for the US, which means more competition for US farmers. OH NO NO NO NO
>>62275208>asts>20% upon what reason?
ewy up 9.2%asts up 20%mu up 17.3%krknf up 12%nvidia up 0.1%makes you really think boss
>>62275235American farmers has always been code for Monsanto owned farm land for decades now.
So this is what a blow-off top is like...I'm going to tell my grandchildren about this.
>>62275236US Gov is unhappy with Starlink raising prices mid-conflict and is exploring other options.Also the entire space sector is getting rerated ahead of Space X IPO
>>62275227Supermicro being a piece of shit company has nothing to do with Micron or the greater AI picture overall, so no clue what your point is supposed to be.
>>62275213I’m up but also want to sell. 300 wen?
>>62275222To be honest I hate it, I like how Afrikaners have built up their own culture with their own language. In the US they will just become regular Anglos.
am i supposed to take profits here? reinvest the dividends? not sure what to do but i do regret not buying more dips (i just didn't want to over-invest)
>up 5% today>could have been up more if i gambled all my money on a never before seen clown market with no correctiongrim... its over...
>>62275222>south africans moving to the usa Out of the fire and into the frying pan
>>62274983The institutional investors rotate their money through the various semis to keep the whole thing afloat. It's a circle jerk of the kind that nearly brought Silicon Valley Bank down.
>>62275236>>62275243nobody wants a monopoly bossFCC says there is enough space for 3 big space players for d2d connectionasts is the biggest player that basically has no rivals aside from starlinkand starlink isn't even that good
>>62275243
>>62275249Trim down ASTS and VOO to zero, buy PSI/BAKA ETF and add a little to DRAM.
at this point I’d let David Soxl suck MY dick
>>62275250just end my pain
>>62275249no, stay in the game bossthis is the beginning, act 1 of the show only scared people "trim" winners
>>62275260Its 3 buzzwords that gets retail retards hard, I'm going to enjoy watching the trainwreck from afar.GRRR & GRRR ACCESORIES
Only up 2.5% is a bear day in this market.
>soxl eoy 400 might actually be real desu
>>62275243>US Gov is unhappy with Starlink raising prices mid-conflictSauce? Why would they care?
>>62275061>40% growth in a week on no actual output is normalAnon, are you retarded?Nobody is calling it tulip mania or saying tech is a pipe dream, but what they're actually promising vs what they can deliver? Come on now.
I can feel the euphoria in here. Just remember you have 4 days to sell in may and go away
>>62275284Chaos doesn't ensue 'till June 11th
>>62275261how do i trim correctly? i'm really new will say that i think asts still has more room to grow as they don't launch until june sometime so i'm not totally sure about dipping out right now>>62275270ogey
Who the FUCK is buying right now?
I’m up 6% today’s brosFeeling really goodDid bears all die? What happened to all the war hysteria
>>62275126Yes, the enhanced games were basically the biggest tell for me we are actually living in cyberpunk times.Even lifelike AI did not convince me as hard.
put a collar on my DRAM, this shit getting a lil too cray
>>62275064>Its CTO said the annual budget had already been exhausted before the year was half overIt's not irrational exuberance or a bubble.
>>62275299Incredulity usually means the bottom is in btw
>>62275121Imagine Solid State Drives that are fast enough to act as RAM as well, so your computer doesn't lose all your work if the power goes out.I don't know, I'm just speculating.
>>62275279Starlink raised prices on the terminals because they being used in 1 way drones. The terminals were meant to be loss leaders for the subscription https://mlq.ai/news/pentagon-agrees-to-spacexs-5x-starlink-price-hike-for-lucas-war-drones-in-iran/
FOMO got me about to market order some shit.FUD got me on the cuckstool
I don't care what anyone says, I'm not selling. I got beef, making gains stew.
when is a good time to trim positions? im up 40% in a stock
>>62275326what stock? u need to look at the chart anon
All I'm saying is I always get in on the bubble two weeks before it pops and I got in three weeks ago, and I'm still in
>>62275326>im up 40% in a stockI wait till 1000% up usuallydecent spot to start trimming
>>62275326There's no one size fits all "prudent" strat about this. An investor can't avoid using his brain and actually judge whether the company/ETF still has some momentum left.
>>62275326just ride it until it loses momentum
>>62275316I thought the system had some checks to prevent them from being used in drones
>The United States has announced that it is unwilling to lift the maritime blockade and that even after the announcement of the bilateral memorandum of understanding and the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, Iranian ships must coordinate with the U.S. military and obtain its permission to exit the region.Did you fall for this weekend's latest pump?
I’m buying DRAM at these prices
I wanted it to keep going up forever.
When’s the V today
>pulled out of the market (mostly soxl) a year ago because I was becoming g obsessed with market watching >see soxl at 210>probably would have made it if I stayed in Was it better to choose my own sanity bros? Maybe it just wasn't life's plan. I used to lurk here daily and shill soxl but I just couldn't do it anymore because I was so obsessed I literally couldn't ever stop watching the market. Did I fuck up and ruin my chances in life?
what if the ast launch fails with the falcon?go back to 30 per share?
>>62275379Yeah you did fuck up.t. Sold nuh vidya in 2023 at the “top”
>>62275379No. You fell into the slave mentality and thought that your own success was evil. Read a book and try again.
Time to buy
micron, sandisk and amd will continue growing. the demand for tokens far out strip the supply. until inference gets 1000x better overnight there is no reason not to buy more.
The FIFA world cup will be the catalyst of doom.
>>62275379>I was so obsessed I literally couldn't ever stop watching the marketits called a hobby bosswhy did you live your hobby?
Should I switch my treasury hedge to SCHD? lol
>>62275405>>62275405>>62275405
whats this chart called
>>62275398
>>62275394I dont think my success was evil, but it was costing me sleep, effecting my job performance, and just deteriorating my mental health. It sounds gay but it was destroying me. I'd wake up every 30 minutes checking news, at work I wouldn't be doing shit, and I was extremely unhappy. Keep in mind I'm still unhappy now but I'm also not a poor fag.>>62275406I thought it would make me happy if I made more money but it didn't. I've got a nice girlfriend now who I probably wouldn't have met, at least
>>62275291>Who the FUCK is buying right now?Reddit
>>62275428Maybe just buy and hold things that don't need to be watched every 30 minutes. I check my stocks because I like the dopamine of number going up but when it goes down I just stop looking until the next day.
>>62275190Super micro is a shitco scam run by mongoloids
