Ferrari edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious smigger thread>>62276083
Which energy company should I buy? SMR?
> nows
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
I've been bag holding that piece of shit at $40 a share
Does it make sense to keep buying AVGO and TSM? These barely have moved in my folio for a while. Not sure if priced in.
Bloomberg coming out with the real professionals.
>>62276729For a tripfaggot you're not that bad, baggie.
>>62276742+0.07%I'm really bad at this aren't I :|
>>62276742+26%
i hate nigvidia so much. that money could've went to mu.
>>62276742+9.1%
Is Nigvdia boring us to death? This crabbing makes me wanna sell it. The money couldve done +20% today.
>>62276738>>622767444 u
>>62276742A very satisfactory 6.8%. I shall now celebrate by getting some tacos.
>>62276742+15.14%Thank you based MUU
OF COURSE THIS SATANIC JEW MARKET STARTS DUMPING RIGHT WHEN MARKETS CLOSE
>>62276742Excellent fanks for asking smiggy wiggy :3
>>62276760can u redpill me on this stock?
>>62276742-0,07%. Wow. Lame. Got rekt on Vix and Airliners.
>>62276742>+3.12%>poorfolio hit 250k briefly then went back down
>>62276742+1.35%
>>62276742Today: +1.76%This Week: +1.76%This Month: +10.76%This Year: +30.23%12 Months: +47.64%feels like i'm not making enough compared to everyone else
>israel literally taking southern lebanon>this makes a deal impossible>market pumping anywaythe Iran Peace Deal Bubble will be studied for centuries, it's total slop, why are we pretending suddenly a rational bull run starts precisely when the market dips in March? nahhhhh
>>62276760I got my calls in on this, let's hope it pumps after hours I love Asia.
Any chance of AMFN being real?
>>62276767To hell with everyone else. You are doing fantastically well.
CAM ON ZSCALER
>>62276746Semenova is what happens to me after a month of nofap
>>62276745Well, The Motley Fool is shilling them>>62276765Mine crossed $250k today, it'll get back there tomorrow anon
>>62276768You should see if you can get 4th chair on the new Turdie News Show. I'm sure they'd love a stock expert like you.
My Grandmother is texting me about MU. I swear to god she's using the ticker symbol. If it weren't so trivial to fake an android messenger screenshot I'd post it. My puts are going to fucking print.
>>62276770No idea really. Chances are slim. But it's only 13 cents so I threw $100 at it. Seemed like fun.
>ZSAAAAAA
>MNTS up 100% todayIs space the next AI? Or is it a...bubble?
>>62276782Post granny
>>62276742Got to and maintained 500k today. Up 5%. It's crazy that days like today are $25k+ from here on out.
Ive bought/sold MU over the past year but also rebought back into it. Should've just held instead of panicking like a bitch over quant...
>>622767422% but i was like 95% cash.gonna buy MU on a pullback, maybe even just on the daily chart we'll see. i don't buy green lines but will be reconsidering this, probably just adjust my port for a "high risk" stock portion so i can chase shit on a takeoff.
>>62276742up 1.69%, no single stock exposure and all divvy funds >>62276767you're doing fine, you're not blowing up your port and you're beating benchmarks
>>62276742i made a 108% return on my portfolio
>>62276788>from here on out.Don't trigger an event flag bro
>>62276795400K nok is 40k in real money
I BOUGHT MU AT $913 AND IT CRASHED IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS
>>62276796Event flag?
>>62276742+5.71% NVDA and PLTR dragging it down for almost a year now
>>62276782Based granny. SGMI
>>62276790I started the day 70% cash, but the sleeve I still had gave my total pre-today NAV +26%.I have now reduced to 15% cash. Bought more EWY, DRAM and others.
>>62276733>Ferrari going electricSad. I was actually super happy to see that Lotus reversed course and will no longer being going all electric and announced a new gas sports car. I have always loved Lotus and hoped to own one.
>>62276800Of the visual novel of your portfolio
>>62276761Earnings tomorrow, micro cap under $400M market cap but have signed over $3billion in deals the last 6 months and will start seeing revenue from them very soon. Have a further $7Billion in qualified leads to be signed over the next 18 months. On 2027 earnings they are trading at a forward PE of between 4 & 5. They announced earnings date today and have brought it forward of estimates to midweek, usually a bullish sign.Technically, broken out of descending wedge, beginning next wave cycle. Cup and handle on the 6M chart makes earnings tomorrow look bullish.All the more so when you consider that there is a 15% float short who have 4 days to cover, this went parabolic in similar conditions end of 24/start of 25.My EOY price target is $60 bear case, bull case $100
>>62276777>>62276782N
>>62276807Thanks boss, I shall purchase some of these stocks
>>62276742>+4.09%
>>62276805Porsche already did the market research the Taycan royally fucked them
>>62276806I'm the MC. I've already hit the conflict low. Only climax from here.
I’m going to lose money on ZS boss
>>62276805Same, I saw an Elise the other day, it was kino
>>62276798når skal du selge?
ZS
>>62276799>I BOUGHT MU AT $913I refuse to believe anyone is this stupid.
>>62276822solgte idag. var bull x15 og x10 og jeg var faen meg med på å være -90% på begge til og gå sånn ca +100% på begge i løpet av en uke. kunne nok fint holdt til i morgen og fort fått dratt på et par hundre prosenter til men jeg sier meg fornøyd for denne gang.
>>62276822>>62276828Bros. Back to Smørgasboard please
You should be buying the NVDA dip instead of FOMOing into MU/INTC btw
>ZS
>>62276742>0.56%>100% VOO
>>62276742+0.05%
>>62276821>EliseOne of my all time favorite cars. Lotus has always been about low weight as the primary focus. Lotus going electric is fucking retarded because electric cars are heavy as fuck. Even the tiny shit box electric Nissan Leaf weighs about 4,000lbs, double what an Elise weighs. Electric seems completely the antithesis of everything Lotus was about.
>>62276807Was going to buy a bit, but Schwab cockblocked me so oh well.
>>62276833yeah ive been looking at nvidia it bounced of 213, 3 times today.
>>62276742+8%
>>62276742-0.7%t. europoor
I full ported GRRR what am I in for
what do you see anon
Markets closed, oil can go up now.
>>62276812IGGERS
>>62276742+2.21% I NEED MORE
>>62276856imI think NVDA will continue to rise. The narrative was MU was dead just a few days ago. Everyone was saying>Top signal!>Lol, you bought at 700? Retard!
>>62276824Why? It's gonna double from here.
>>62276863buying at $790-$798 aint looking too retarded now. bless micron.
>>62276752It still can
>>62276742Around 2.3%, one of the best days ever thanks to MU in particular
Where the fuck do I even buy AMFN
>>62276865NVKE
Silver
Bros I bought GRRR calls and I thought earnings was today
>>62276853You'll be a gorillionaire, just like me :)
>>62276884I'm too worried to check. Wake me at $130.
>>62276879I bought using Fidelity. That's what I use to buy my stacks of HGRAF, PULSAR, and SIVEF too.
>>62276817i see them everywhere in my part of town (which is quite wealthy)
>>62276894Seems like going to estate sales and buying old silverware (actual silver) is probably better than buying it on a market. Boomers and older people loved silverware.
stocks visual today:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779827848842593.webm
>>62276879I bought with Schwab.
>>62276856MU went up 20% today and NVDA didn't move.NVDA is under valued.
>Energy institutions like JPMorgan and Capital Economics warn that the global refining system is roughly 30 days away from a "moment of truth" if the Strait of Hormuz remains locked down. Financial markets can stay detached from physical reality only as long as there is uncommitted, deployable buffer stock to bridge the gap. Those buffers are vanishing rapidly>JPMorgan data shows that commercial oil inventories in developed nations are on pace to "approach operational stress levels" by early June.>According to the EIA's May 2026 data, U.S. crude days of supply have already plummeted from 28.6 days down to 27.5 days in just three weeks. Once this metric breaches the critical 24-day operational cover threshold, regional scarcity pricing triggers automatically. Refiners will completely stop selling any uncommitted barrels, triggering panic buying>The Collapse Date: At the current burn rate of ~1.3 million barrels a week, Cushing will hit its terminal tank-bottom floor in approximately 4 to 5 weeks (late June). If paper futures are still trading in the $90s when the June/July contract rollover hits, short-sellers will realize there are literally no physical barrels left in Oklahoma to deliver. The resulting short squeeze will break the paper market's artificial ceiling>July 9th "supply cliff" identified by the Brookings Institution is the exact date when the physically deliverable barrels allocated under the current emergency program run dry>Because the government cannot legally breach international minimums, and cannot logistically pump oil any faster without damaging the infrastructure, the market will face the full 7.1 million barrel per day global supply deficit head-on the moment that deadline hits
>>62276908FOUR more weeks!?
>>62276875J $$$ baby SMG is all gonna make it to Asia!!!!
>>62276908So this is peak oil
>>62276879Etrade
>>62276910It's going to make negotiations really fun. Iran/China knows there will be a hard deadline which is why you're already seeing rumors floating around about letting them keep Uranium
new poor people cringe compilation dropped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBRX6OdI76s
Why is soxx mooning
>VSCO is changing its ticker to VSXY in June
Think bout dem nvda calls
>>62276923Hm. I wonder.
>>62276926very sexy :)
>>62276926I didn't know you could even change tickers
wew lads
Why are both MU and SNDK forecasting lower earnings by 2029 why why goddamnit
I think I've enough for now, will accumulate some cash to buy the dip at the restarting of the war.
>>62276936what's your lifestyle like with that shit?married with kids and just do whatever you want pretty much?
how much have you guys actually made in the stock market? everyone always clamouring about how day traders lose more than just buying the s&p but tat sounds propogandic in the same way traders claiming 100k returns does
>>62276942before getting rich: line go up = joyafter getting rich: line go up = joy
>>62276937The gravy train has to end some time, anon. My own best guess at the beginning of the year was sometime in the third quarter. Now it looks as though it may go into next year after all. If it does, be grateful.
>>62276944I think in a typical year it is hard to beat the S&P long term. But the past few months anything AI and semiconductor related has been going to the moon so you pretty much just need to buy anything and it goes up.This won't last forever. My portfolio went up more % today than a good year on the S&P 500is supposed to make me in a year.
>>62276908JPmorgan called midmay, then they called June 1st, they've pushed it back to July 9th. They'll push it back again. This sort of horseshit analysis should be entirely ignored. It's no less market manipulation than David Axios saying peace in or time or the latest serialized Trump novel. It is justification of JP Morgan's own positioning by fear mongering.
>>62276944Over the long term of 15+ years, VOO definitely wins, but right now, in the next month, you'd be stupid not to have 500k USD at least in semis and make a fortune.
>>62276944> in the same way traders claiming 100k returns doesI made 58k today, does that count?I don't day trade though, I momentum trade with OTM calls with lifetimes of weeks to months.
>>62276942it was just a shitpost with the lads. It doesn't mean anything unless you take profits. I will probably have a -30k day sometime soon. My port is nothing special, I'm aware there are actual gigawhales (or at least retired 1M+ boomers) on biz
what a crazy soxl run +471% since the end of march low
>>62276742>that's me in thr corner>that's me in the spot->-light>losing my portfolio
>>62276955nice one jap brapper poster chad
oil and silver baggies will be aping into semis within 3-6 months' time. at that point you gotta gtfo.
>>62276957>lifetimes of weeks to months.you mean time frames?
>>62276962How are you losing money smegro?What could you possibly have in your port?
>>62276953>I think in a typical year it is hard to beat the S&P long term>90% of the time it works every time
>>62276966A call is an instrument with an expiry date, thus you can talk about lifetimes of them.But time frames also works, because for most calls (the "losers" -- they usually still are green because I only do calls on hot sectors) I manage (i.e. sell) them after some weeks to months.
>>62276742Monster day. So much winning.
>>62276955>Dude just put $500K in semiconductors
>>62276937because at some point the first wave of data centres will be finished
>>62276971>my living expenses are barely $3000 a monthYou're like one year from being able to retire
>>62276937Trust the plan
>>62276969Most people do fail to beat the market. All the research I have seen says this. But we aren't in your typical timeline right now.I think people calling AI the next industrial revolution aren't exaggerating. This is going to be unique time in history even bigger than the Internet becoming mainstream.
>>62276977Don't forget if you retire early you have to buy health insurance
>>62276973Well it probably isnt going down, not for at least a couple months. That's not even mentioning AI buildout is just getting started and the shortage will continue well into 2027. Historical memory shortgages so massive even valve cant ship their steam decks. 32GB of DDR5 is still $500 when it uses to be $100.We aren't stopping.
>>62276853Being rugged by jeets
when is this dogshit gonna pump. wish i had allocated my mstr money to soxl. lesson learnt buy companies that actually produce things.
>>62276980Yeah I'm pretty sure in the 1800s quite a number of traders made fortunes with shares/calls on railroad companies the same way we currently ITT are.
>>62276955If I had 500k in the first place, I'd live off dividends and personally homeschool my kid. Family is the true investment.
>>62276955what if I don't even have 500k? what then huh?
>>62276980>This is going to be unique time in history even bigger than the Internet becoming mainstream.yeah grok being able to nudify people is on par with what facilitates you broadcasting this to the entire planet
>>62276980Only goyim, bizraelis always beat the market
>>62276986I am not arguing against this. I am just saying most people on 4chan are poorfags who think fast food is expensive. They think a $20,000 down payment on a $200,000 house is an unobtainable pipe dream. They don't have money to throw at stonks
>>62276980>I think people calling AI the next industrial revolution aren't exaggerating.VTI >big exposure to AI thru mcap weighting>liquid and can place infinite size bets>less downside (likely)whats not to like. stay long with your core, play with satellites.
>>62276995Then full port into 0dte spcx calls on ipo
>>62276992Was this sarcasm? Because railroads were an unprofitable bubble for many early investors.
>>62276994>He let's his wife work for another manNgmi
>>62276994Nah 500k is a chicklet chump change, thats not enough to live on and definitely not enough to retire on. Maybe 1.5 million is the minimum I'd consider someone wealthy in north america.Until you're making 250-300k+ a year gain in net worth and where you can withdraw 60k a year for free off of VOO and you set it forget it I wouldnt consider someone wealthy.>>62276995idk, starve
4% dividends or ETFs?
>>62277003Are you insinuating that the most valued IPO in history is overpriced?
>>62277007First of all, AI isn't a bubble which you will eventually realize when you remember this post, but secondly if there is a bubble you just need to exit not too late.
>>62276997If you think AI is only for people making shitty pictures and people writing erotic fiction then you don't get it. It is going to allow companies to eliminate a huge portion of their workforce and increase profits by massive amounts. Think of how many huge industries like insurance rely on thousands of white collar workers doing paperwork that AI could easily replace.I think insurance companies are going to make a killing with AI. They can probably cut their staff by 90%.
>>62277017>PEG
>>62277017
>>62277018This'll also put the women back into the kitchen btw., accidentally recreating the 1950s
>>62277010Why not a 4% dividend etf?
What are we listening to smghttps://youtu.be/1wv4yTSFlHI
>>62276994>Family is the true investment.I am worried about AI taking all our jobs. My dream is to make enough with this AI bubble to pay off my house so that when my wife and I lose our jobs to AI we don't have to worry about being homeless.
>>62277024what do you recommend friendo, other than SCHD?
I can't believe MU dropped from over 20+% to 19.29%. Piece of shit stock.
>>62276865kek
>>62277008Divorced>>62277009I don't actually care much for being rich. I own my home and assets with no debt at 35. I could actually retire with relatively little passive income as long I don't act stupid or seek needless luxury.
>>62277023No, they're just going to invent more daycare jobs like wall paint viscosity observer or male gaze observer.
AI is a real technology that will be fucking revolutionary but the capex is the most obvious bubble of all time. i am not long yet and the unemployment rate isn't blowing out so the 401k flows and bussyant will continue making line go up fast. pool's closed and will stay closed until we have an insane global energy shortage. okay now post asian qts please
>>62276990Should have bought April 6th like I did.
>>62277043You got custody?
>>62276980I was just mocking the grammar, chud.
>>62277044>male gaze observerThis sounds like the agent/secretary of a still-productive woman worker in the AI reality: OnlyFans models.
>>62277045aluminum is the primary benefactor, not oil
>>62277043A lot of people say that, but there's actually not a lot to do after retirement, especially if you don't have $10M in the bank so you can spend it on whatever.
>>62277049did you buy back into MUU anon?
>>62276742Not a bad day my smiggers
>>62277055it'll be fucking everything but i like lumber and sugar here the most. WY to 30
>>62277059yeah but the average person isnt a 4channer who is far more inclined to genuinely just enjoy not having anyone be able to tell them what to do. shitposting iinfront of a computer is an enjoyment for a 4chaner, its pure torture for a normie.
>>62277043Yea a lot of people are fine staying under a million net worth and just living modest, I dont want to live modest though. If you want to be megarich you have to get to a million as fast as possible, then you can relax and put it into VOO.Life sucks. I want to buy cars, and live fast and also money to give to my to my close ones though I could never sell stocks or VOO to buy a car thats slave shit.The biggest accomplishment to me is giving my sister 20k in cash last year. I like giving people money, so I need more money.
>>62277053Sounds more like making sure unattractive guys in the office don't be creeps who look at women.If your gaze is upon a woman then you could be facing disciplinary action.
>>62277067no m8 it's aluminum lookup cenx
>>62276856What I see is without further positive catalyst it will be below 200 by next week, maybe down in the 180's.
ruh roh
>>62277069Fuck normies.Go to Asia, play with sloots, post on the chanz.
>>62277075cenx gonna pump more??
>>62277087it's been pumping for years idk why it'd suddenly stop
>>62277075i've seen it mentioned, looks pretty good. looked over KALU close to a year ago now and didn't like it but fuck has it been on a tear. aluminum does look like it could break way higher
nigger
/smg/ is sleeping very hard on SIVERS SEMICONDUCTORS AB. photonics are the future
>>62277104not buying your bags LMAO
>>62277066how do i get gains like this?
>>62277112A suck cock
>>62276752
>>62277104what is this chart called lmao
MUGODS are we eating good rn?
I have lost my trust for smg over the yearsterrible tickersscared of a downturn all the time, then when they lose out on the gains they screech
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTENALL YOU HAVE TO IS LISTENWHY WON'T YOU LISTEN ANON?WHY?
ETF chads, time to claim your champion. >VT
>>62277045I baked this specifically for youSkygunners cheerleader
>>62277118the definitely not a bubble chart
>>62277118The dumb Dutch shiller
>>62277125Zoom out nigger
AMD easily has potential to go to 2,5-3T. Prove me wrong.
>>62277118Earnings on the 29th will likely cause a huge crash as I've heard they got no money but going forward this stock gonna moon
>>62277133Like this?
>>62277121>Visits the retard asylum daily. >Complains that retards are annoying. You're one of us. That's for sure.
imagine being a desperate crypto retard in this market. how can these retards live with themselves?
>qtex with back to back gains over 100%is qtex legit undervalued or is this just a short squeeze
>>62276944I started last year. I've put in 6,500 and now I have 9,500. I tried to swing trade ,take little profits and I got spooked by red days. I dicked around way too much. Now I understand, nothing fucking matters and the line goes up. I am now all in on tech/a.i and all my profit has happened over last two months
Is hentaivirus over?>10 confirmed cases in total>70 y.o. recovered after experiencing mild flu-like symptoms
>>62277104The chart will end up looking like this
>>62277163That looks like Micron in the 90's.
>>62277160nototal death is imminentbillions must die>not detectable if vaxxed>the weaker the immune system the better your chances>long incubation time>ebola epidemic might be front to hide hanta
>>62277160my moderna stock price say yes, its over.
>>62277144No, zoom out to when you first started shilling it. It's down 22% since then
>>62277167>the bogs control the virus, the first vaccine will be named boggcine
>>62277129i'll take it! (that was my only asian qt)
I have 500 dollars. I can afford gas with this!
>>62277112Just buy LEAPs on SPY/QQQ/SOXX
>>62277160Yeah. Lyme disease is the new thing now
hellowhat ticker is good to buy if you were to buy tomorrow?I would rather buy good tickers but all good tickers have next 100 years priced in (basically all space stocks)
