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Some dumb links nobody cares about

Previous thread no one reads anyway
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Worst thread yet
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salt machine general
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This might be the best SMG thread ever. The only thing that would have made it better would be if the OP got quads or something amirite boss?
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> nows
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WOLFsisters...
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Trump is being called out like a bitch.
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>>62279858

Absolute jobber.
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nobody ever pressed on those links ever lol
even if you did you closed the tab within 0.1 seconds
now you care, lolz?
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Nigger stock, Nigger Market, Nigger sentiment, Nigger investors.
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>>62279871
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLFFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT TODAY....
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>>62279858
Is there anything more cucked than breathing in another man's ass air when you go to take a piss and someone is dropping soft logs?

Ugh fucking gross
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DRAM calls at a discount?
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How does it feel to know that if you reply to this reply, you're talking to a future multi-millionaire?
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>>62279871
Short interest is still high. I’m sure a bunch have covered but I’m still holding cuz I think we can at least get back to 80 1 more time
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>>62279880
how far into the future are we talking
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>>62279882
if that shit ever touches 80 its gonna rip to 200
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>>62279879
FLASH SALE!
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>>62279885
It hit 80 twice in the past week you retard
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Why didn't anybody warn me about DY... bros... I could've...
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Pambros… not like this…
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>>62279880
Based, you must be shorting
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>>62279827
This. Im trying to get rich here. I'm sick of having to deal in the real world. I just want to be rich, never wage again, and have a comfy life. Investing in SPY is not going to get me that life in under 2 decades.
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day 89 of the strait being closed
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>Largest position
>favorite Simpsons episode
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>>62279880
Oh god the USD is hyperinflating
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>>62279879
Yea I'm buying
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>>62279884
$800 dollars with 4% returns per year will be 2 million dollars in 196 years, so about then.
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>>62279893
so true anon go get that 1000x leverage
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>>62279875
Kek never cared about the links being put in the op and anytime i did click them it was on accident and id promptly close them. Idc if it makes the geneeal feel "professional" when it seems like most people here are just gambling.
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>>62279895
no cap
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Now that SOXL got heemed once again, is it time to slurp the dipperino?
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I'm green! This is why hedging is important, everyone should deploy a conservative portfolio that is 1/4 hedged by QQQ.
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>>62279888
i meant 81
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>>62279889
I haven't noticed /smg/ talk about construction tbqh

>FIX
>MTZ
>STRL
>LGN
>AGX
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>>62279903
Already did sister
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>>62279896
AMD
I cant name one but I liked the one where Marge starts playing an mmorpg
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>>62279900
Thanks sis
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>>62279896
>30% WMT
>30% SGOV
>224 oz silver
I cant think of one offhand. Maybe something from season 3 or 4. The one where Lisa and Mr Burns recycle and open the fish plant come to mind
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>>62279909

Sounds like zombie Simpsons
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>>62279896
>Homer's Enemy
>SK Hynix
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I would like to open the floor to discussion regarding the impact of being able to create eggs that are not exactly raw, but not fully hard boiled. I am talking about eggs that have been boiled to the point the whites are set but the yolk is still runny. This way you can cut the top of the egg off and dunk your marbled rye toast into the yolk for easy consumption. This is the superior way to boil eggs, and if you ever have a female over, you can make these in the morning as a way to seal the deal boss.
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>>62279905
Thank you for clarifying. I concur. But first we need to hit 70 again lmao
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>>62279914
>>SK Hynix
Are you a gook? or are we talking about ewy here
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>>62279896

Forgot to post mine

>NRGU
>You only move twice
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>>62279912
Oh now that you say that, my favorite episode would probably be one of the thoh episodes. Never really cared that much for the normal Simpsons.
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>>62279919
Europoor so HY9H ADR
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>>62279917
we call it egg and soldiers here in the colonies boss
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>>62279917
Bitches want baked eggs, mini frittatas. Throw that shit in a cupcake pan
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>>62279876
can you stop posting this fucking image. you keep posting it and variations of the original. i know you're one guy and you post between your desktop and your fucking iphone. please stop, nobody finds it funny and it's just weird.
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>>62279896
SNEED
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>Trump tells PBS News that Iran would not get sanctions relief in exchange for giving up highly enriched uranium
lol. Lmao
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>>62279896
Google

Who the fuck watches Simpsons that old boomer cartoon show?
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the coins are dropping my basterds
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>>62279876

Are we supposed to know what brain rot is? Avatarfags have and always will be fucken niggers
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Invest in Nintendo. They always underestimate their predictions intentionally. Their stock has lowered recently because they undervalued their predictions for the next year, but they ordered way more Switches for the next year in anticipation of the amount that they are actually expecting to sell. They will have another Nintendo Direct soon as well, which is expected to announce good games considering they recently increased their Switch prices
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>>62279930
Look, I am a man, I don't even own a cupcake pan. The closest a man should ever get to any kind of baking that involves a cupcake pan is putting a warm six-pack in the freezer for a couple hours boss.
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The future is being monetized through being chronically online. Invest in tech because they have found the infinite money glitch.
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generational dip once again for soxl
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>Trump tells PBS News that Iran would not get sanctions relief in exchange for giving up highly enriched uranium | PBS News

Wait... the US wants the Uranium and not give them money? LOL
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How do you guys think this week will play out? When we getting a new dip?
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>>62279934
lmao, these people are so fucking unbelievably dumb.
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>>62279932
idk who that is I stole this image
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>>62279940
isnt pokemon their thing? why are they so down even though pokemon is so hot
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>>62279896
MUU
King-Size Homer
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RPD ANON
I TRUSTED YOU
WHY AM I RED. I HATE HIS ROLLERCOASTER AAAHHHHHH
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>>62279948
No carrot. Just the stick. Yet the stick is broken.
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>>62279936

>not knowing about classic Simpsons

You need to be 18+ to post on this website
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>>62279932
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>>62279950
Not enough good games
Switch 2 price increase
Increasing hardware costs
Nintendo owns a 1/3 stake in Pokemon, they don't own it outright
They're in their Wii U phase at the moment
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I'm gonna try something
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I said I was going to buy memory calls but now I'm being a pussy. Also being a pussy about selling nvidia despite it red dog dicking me down
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STOP BEING RED
BE GREEN
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>>62279961
OH N-
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>>62279950
They pumped on "is Nintendo going to release a Switch 2!?!?!?!?!" for half a decade and then they released it. Doesn't take a genius to figure out what happens after that especially in this market
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>>62279940
I am in no hurry.
I believe they will bounce back when they get some actual system sellers out.
Maybe they will announce some in the next Direct.
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>>62279917
the way to do this is to bring a saucepan of water to the boil, and have a small bowl filled with cold water on the counter.

put the egg in for 5 minutes and 45 seconds exactly, and the second the timer expires, immediately put it into the bowl filled with cold water.

let it sit there for a minute, peel, and it should have cooked whites with ooey-gooey yolk.
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What is your favourite cope on red days?
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>>62279976

The market is fake and gay
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>>62279979
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>>62279976
I'm not gonna tell you my cope, it's the last thing I have left. If you insult it I would be destroyed.
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>>62279896
>ELF
>Never watched the Simpsons, but I was amused by this Calvin & Hobbes edit: https://x.com/Cambone88/status/2027818825484251344
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>Trump confused Iran with Venezuela
ok I sold everything
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I can't take this fakemarket anymore
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>sell MU at 420
>buy it now
am i winning
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>>62279873
is a deal ACKUALLY in the works this time? No way the orange and brown came together to agree
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$2000 to put in a Penny Slop Give your reccs
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>watches values going up or down on a screen completely disconnected from the real world that somehow though create a currency that can be used to influence the real world
really makes you think
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>>62279971

>owning a fisher price handheld when steam decks and ROG Ally exist

Bing bing wahoo slop is over. They haven’t innovated anything in 20 years. They don’t even own Pokémon outright. And that new game poke game looks like a fucken f2p mobile game. You’re on a sinking ship.

>t. Father of a 5 year old
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>>62279953
LET IT COOK
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>lunch break
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>>62279997
Nintendo is going to outlive you boomer, I'll make sure to deface your gravestone with Mario
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>Trump: We're not there yet on an Iran deal. We're not satisfied with it.

I’m gonna be so fucking red, lol
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>>62279994
If everybody sold now and wanted/tried to cash out, it wouldn't even work.
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Anyone want to buy Bayhorse Silver while it is low? Looks like they resolved whatever US investor issue they were having. I had no problem buying today. Even showed the 52 week high and lows on Fidelity without having to constantly refresh the page to see it in my portfolio. If they get their mining operations going next year this could be a good return on the investment.
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>KMB HAS BROKEN THE $100 RESISTANCE POINT
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>red day
>look inside
>my MU, GOOG and AAPL are green
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>AMFN
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Market going down every 5 min on some reality snapping back and then going back to pumping on the basis of nothing
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Doesn't Iran want to be free?
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What are some must read universally useful books/resources for investing, stocks, budgeting, and spending?

Or also any actually good content creators. Im just too ignorant outside of basics to know who or what is a waste of time or worthwhile

Ive managed to avoid debt, have an okay credit score at 750, and budget my necessities pretty well. Issue is im taking a pay hit for some years(plumbing apprentice) but wanna learn so once pay starts going up 3 years from now I can be on a much better path on proper long term stuff, even shorter stuff(like learning I should have tried to get a deal financing my used car, then pay it off early than outright)
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looks like it finally turnt around
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>soxl negabart incoming
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Dog dick afternoon

Some please encourage me to buy dram calls. Post your options.
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>>62280026
>What are some must read universally useful books/resources for investing
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Meesa gonna bea good jam boy,
Meesa gonna bea good jam boy,
Good jam boooy,
Meesa gonna be good.
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>>62279949
Idk why this gif gets so much hate, I like it
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>>62280026
Edwin Lefevre - Reminiscences of a Stock Operator
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>>62279960
Who owns the other 2/3 of Pokemon?
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>>62280003

Enjoy Starfox: Bloated Drunk Edition
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>GRRR
better beat and raise or im coming after you
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DRAM SISTER
WE'RE SO BACK
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>puss out on buying calls
>by them later anyway at higher price

I'm retarded
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>invested enough that I now get two paychecks for free
Only 24 more to go
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Holy shit, I fucking SUCK at trading options.
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>>62280014
I can't believe that anyone was following KMB closely enough to know this. Same regarding the guy who is new to investing and posted his portfolio yesterday where KMB was one of his core positions.
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>IQE earnings tomorrow
>Deutsche reinitiates coverage at buy
feeling optimistic bros
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>>62280042
Gamefreak+the pokemon company.

That anon is retarded. Nintendo has almost 0 power over pokemon. They wanted to give gamefreak(the game devs) some of their BEST in house devs(nintendo mainline devs are some of the most sought after) and they said no lol.
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>>62279989
you only missed a 2x, nothing to cry over. missing a 10x, now that is rough.
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>>62280055
Gamefreak is a perfect example of Japanese bureaucracy
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Infq recovering
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sold META. it out forever. it's over for them.
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I have some slightly used otm ZS calls expiring tomorrow if anyone’s interested.
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what is this applovin thing?
it is pretty up
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I have secured my put options on the QQQ, someone tell Our Leader to restart combat operations over Persia boss.
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>>62279953
>>62279998
I asked my dad about this when it was first mentioned, and he said the thesis was bullshit. He owns a cybersecurity company, and I work for him.
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Why le crash?
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Another green day my fellow Nwords. If SIVEF turns around it's gonna be a giga green candle up bobo's fat ass.
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>>62280047
No no no I still need to buy calls
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>>62280068
normies wives caught wind of the upswing and demand a share of hubby's brokerage spoils
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>>62280055

Gamefreak fucken sucks. Every single Pokémon game was just a rehash of red and blue with 35 retarded Pokémon added. I remember people hyping silver and gold only to find out it was just like red and blue. Pokémon fans are the most braindead consumers. Pokémon will die like Disney because they market to child less adults that don’t pass on the brand loyalty to their children.
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we buying mu at $900?
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>Yeah there will be a great deal
>DEAL IMMINENT GUYS; IT'S SHORTLY COMING
>1 week in
>Yeah we are not there yet
>market: It's ok, whatever

>US State Secretary Rubio: Trump Preference Is To Negotiate With Iran
- Think There Has Been Progress Towards Agreement
- We'll See Over The Next Hours And Days
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Anon did you really buy Aug 21 80c dram calls?
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>>62280079
All of the rhetoric is priced in. Everything but at least two days of explosions is priced in
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What the fuck is happening
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anime girl figures came early, like 1-3 weeks early
the face looks pretty poorly made but the figure's body looks great.
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>>62280065
you beclown yourself
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Thoughts on this anons? I'm scared but this is cheaper than long dated otm call
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The goycept of "saving for retirement"
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>>62280087
did you cum on her?
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>>62280076
Gold and silver was the best version though, what are you on about
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>>62280087
I want to get out of the reds so i can go to japan and buy sone figs
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>>62280089

>options

Speed running poverty
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>falls back to before the overnight retard pump
>everyone is losing their minds
Did you people buy the top this morning in pre-market or something?
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>>62280093
For me the Sapphire, Ruby, & Emerald versions were best.
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>>62280093
Yeah that was like the one time there was a massive change kek. Day and Night cycles on a fucking gameboy were insane you can't even get that shit in Baldur's Gate 3
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>>62280099
Please I need a confidence boost :(
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>>62280102
this is smg. of course they did.
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>>62280065
Hey not til I can sell my calls then it can go down
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How the fuck do I pivot on this?
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>>62280103
>>62280093
The last good ones were black and white 1 and 2

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ajBL15Knk
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>>62280093
It was incredibly novel at the time but then every following installment barely had any groundbreaking features aside from >>62280103 including double battles.
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>>62280104
I dunno, I played Violet and it was pretty good. I liked the part with the sword guy boss.
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>>62279987
What did he say?
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>>62280055
I see. I haven't really bought a Pokemon game since the days of Diamond and Pearl. This excludes free ones like Pokemon Go and that League of Legends like Pokemon game on the Switch.

>>62280087
I wanted some in the past but apparently the plastic material they're made off gets sticky in certain situations and off gasses. Jeeez can they just make a figure that isn't some annoyance to deal with like my childhood plastic toys?
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>>62280066
Well yeah they are automating his job
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>>62280110
"i never cared about the midterms anyway!"
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Someone please tell me to buy dram calls I cant do it on my own
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>>62280103
I liked Emerald but those versions introduced the physical/special split and it was a nightmare punching things and getting poisoned/paralyzed etc.
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I'm getting horny
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>>62280112
I wish they never left 2D. Pixel are just works so well with Pokemon.
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You know what happens when he makes a new call.
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>>62280114
nothing, anon is being a homo.
Just keep buying
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>>62280119
Buying is the easiest part dingus. If you’re too scared to buy, you’ll just sell when they go down in value.
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>>62280119
Can't go wrong, SK Hynix up 12% tonight.
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>>62280089
>acct number in screenshot
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>>62280092
i haven't assembled it yet, I've only seen it in the wrap
i'll probaby disinfect it anyway since it's pre-owned, so maybe i should cum on it first
>>62280096
i'd love to go to akihabara one day and buy figurines and mecha figures
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>>62280131
DELETE
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>>62280089
anon... your account number...
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>>62280090
True thats goyish
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>>62280132
remember to share the bukkake to the team
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>>62280124
I'm already balls deep, the babbling is just funny.
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>>62280134
Its going to be ok right?
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>>62280120

Pokémon summed up in 1 picture
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>>62280134
>>62280131
Please don't social engineer fidelity you guys. I'm calling them rn.
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>>62280114
>>62280124
>https://x.com/DD_Geopolitics/status/2059668204549771404
>"Despite the conflict, not a war a conflict, with Venezuela who no longer has an air force and a navy"
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>>62280139
Im sure its fine
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I know it’s sleepy time in India so GRRR jamboy isn’t here. But I’ll never trust an Indian again if GRRR isn’t neon green tomorrow
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>>62280136
i would make a hot glue video but i'm not sure if i could live with myself. i already feel pretty ashamed buying an anime figure in the first place.
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>>62280149
My balance went to 0 and I was locked out of my account.
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>>62280090
Ill pass on those "golden years" concept. All brittle, hurting, and probably /arthritis/'d so you can't even play video games, yet somehow they've sold it as "the golden years"
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You see, the difference between a red and a green day is that when it's possibly red there will be trading in between. When it's green it pumps til the last 10 minutes.
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>>62280139
that was a nice account you once had
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>>62279998
YOU EXPECT ME TO BE CALK WHEN INSTANT MONEY ISN’T BEING HAD?
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>>62280153
Look at it as tuition
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>>62280139
Im sure its fine idk what they could even do with that on its own. Id still delete it tho
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>>62280151
yeah but think of the (you)s, you might even make it into a /smg/ screencap
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>>62280153
sorry anon that was me, i stole your money. i'm also on my way to your house right now. please feel free to lube up that bussy in preparation.
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>>62280150
The best part about watching it Go Green will be watching it sell off the following days
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>>62280165
Fine with me. I have calls expiring Friday
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>>62280151
This is exactly why indian men get sexually harassed and no one believes them!
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+8% on my DRAM calls
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>US Sec. of Defense Hegseth: Iran can't build drones or ships now.

Are we being retarded now?
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>>62280153
Hold on, I'm wiring you my losing positions
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>>62280153
did this really happened
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>>62280139
Should be fine. If you want to check, you can just email your other account info and social security number to jgoldstein@irs.net
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>>62280171

>buys them from Russia

Nothing personal kid.
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>>62280153
R u being serious? This is horribly sad but also extremely funny if so
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>>62280076
As an honorary weeb I appreciate Pokemon the way the Japanese do: gooning to pokegirls.
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henlo
no jerome please
send out jerome
thank u
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>>62280128
>>62280126
I bought and am instantly down 400 bucks wtf... the price hasn't moved I guess i just fucked up buying? Oh well it will pump.
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>>62280185
Bid ask spread most likely.
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>>62280181
>>62280173
Yes and the president of fidelity also told me I have AIDS.
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>>62280182

Bro what? Kek
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>>62280118
Believable, because why would someone who cares about the midterms act like this?
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thoughts on coreweave?
100 and under looks good to buy?
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I might full port into european banks soon, beyond meme stocks like MU and SNDK it's by far my best performing investment.
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BUY SOXL DIP
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>>62280146
I wonder who is running the war on the US side. Trump has sounded like a soundboard for a while. Bragging about blowing up twenty Soviet era jets and sinking their fishing boats.
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SHORT
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Sorta crazy some poor sap from pre-market hours is stuck with $250 soxl bags.
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>>62280198
The answer is Chevron
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>>62280199
I'm 6'3 actually pal
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>>62280162
Fidelity account numbers are basically like bank accounts, you can do an ACH or wire transfer out if you know the routing number and full account number. And there used to be (not sure if there still is, I haven't checked) a page online with the routing numbers and how to convert the X number to a full account number, so you could theoretically "withdraw" the cash.
Though, Fidelity does have an option to "lockdown" transfers which would reject any ACH/Wire requests, and that anon should enable that if not already
t. once posted a similar screenshot
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>>62280162
They could try to social engineer some retard at the help desk or maybe fraud a check idk

I cant delete it on mobile but janny could help out. Please report my post kek
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>>62280066
I really like your image, may I please save it?
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what should I slurp
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>>62280206
I give you permission to do whatever you want boss.
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>>62280197
...but what if'n it keeps a dippin' massa?
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>>62280207
TXN is starting to look appealing under 310
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>>62279983
is this done in Vim/Bash? also, a few days ago you had 26 shares of VOO, then back into SPY, then swapped out of BP and ITM, and now are in financials? can you share your outlook/strategy?
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>>62280187
Yea how to avoid in future?
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>>62280206
Absolutely not. Go fuck yourself.
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>>62280208
I did not ask you, tripfaggot.
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>>62280184
anon I...
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>>62279858
Get in there
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>>62280216
May Vishnu curse you and your family for your ungenerosity.
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>>62280198
Bibi and Kegsbreath
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>>62280214
Trade more liquid names or use a limit order closer to the mid price instead of the default. You might have to wait to get filled. It’s part of the cost of trading options that aren’t a cent wide like SPY.
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>>62280220
If Walmart has found a way to get people to walk themselves into ovens should I invest now?
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>>62280207
AXTI
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>How about that Micron pump, eh anon?
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Thinking of selling nvidia for soxl... what say you anons. If anything goes wrong with memory im fucked because I'm loaded up on it
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>>62280232
buy DRAM
>nfa
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Baggies are in control
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had a good workout, dont care that i'm losing all my money in today's crash
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>>62280232
Memory is projected to grow for quite a while. For peace of mind, pull out when you're happy with the profit you've made on it.
I wouldn't sell NVIDIA right now, it's down like 11% in the last 2 weeks. It's sure to go back up.
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>>62280204
I just locked the account. Thanks anon.
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I keep buying the nvda dip but it keeps on dipping despite omega retarded numbers. I understand it usually lags behind but cmon.
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>>62280234
Why would you buy a non-leveraged etf? Just buy the underlying.
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thanks to the anon who shilled Obducat. am up 50%
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>>62280225
Thanks. Not sure what that means or how to apply but thanks.
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>>62280239
I know but I'm fucking impatient and I can take a $500 hit on 10k to offset some gains and put the money somewhere i think is going to be way more productive. Its a nice dip today.
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>>62280246
>>62280240
lmao
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Marvell dumping on earnings is a bullish signal
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>>62280246
Just go look at the options chain for SPY and look at the spread between the bid and the ask prices and compare it to DRAM options prices. Always check that when you’re looking to trade options
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Never a dull day on /smg/
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>62280237
kek same, was dancing in between sets as well so now I feel good for the day
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Bros why did you gaslight me into buying semiconductors....
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>>62280249
Meant *just before earnings
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>>62280247
Also how do you manage leveraged etfs? I have been told its not for holding, its for trading. So what should i do with it? Just keep buying low and selling high? Buy dip, sell pump, buy dip, sell pump.
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>>62280250
Just let the fucking goyim deal in the real world boss.
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BB apparently just does not give a shit about the dumpening
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>>62280204
>>62280240
no way they have that bad security
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>>62280240
sure, and good luck!
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> nows
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Trump is once again trying to shart of the deal Iran without any cards. He still thinks international relations is the same as trying to bullshit his real estate developer golfing buddies
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>>62280268
>Baggie licking the crabs off of gookfu's snatch:
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>>62280220
Imagine if he was jewish
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>>62280273
Iran has been utterly defeated.
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I am down 20% on MSFT.
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>>62280277
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>>62280276
How can Gookfu have crabs on her snatch when she had her pubic hair lazered off boss?
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>>62280249
should I trim some sandisk for marvell?
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>SIVERS

eurosisters.... it's just a correction right?
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What should I buy with anon's account
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>>62280284
Good.
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>>62280288
LASR calls? LASR calls!
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what is the most dogshit stock that a God-fearing Man can buy in his brokerage, today?
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>>62280292
DJT
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>>62280297
RACE
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>>62280283
Yes this happens every day, we've destroyed their navy completely (bottom of the ocean!) about 60 times by now, that doesn't change the situation outside of truth social
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oh great, everyone's here. this is just to announce that i got laid last night, a lot, and deposited my essence into a woman's womb (no birth control, several times)
this will cause soxx to close at 565 today.
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>>62280291
Yes. The photonics cycle has barely even begun.
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>>62279903
Incredible dip, 2%.
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>>62280273
I know this is hard for you retards to understand but Iran has no cards left to play. The straight was their trump card and they’ve played it already and all it got them was mildly higher oil prices and an embargo on their own country. Tbh, the longer this goes on the more the world builds up alternative oil supplies to ME. US is already a net oil exporter now, first time since ww2.
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>>62280304
You better be married you massive faggot
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>>62280055
What are you calling me a retard for? Nothing I said is untrue. Nintendo owns a 1/3 stake. Btw, Pokemon Company is the joint venture between Nintendo/Game Freak/Creatures Inc retard, not one of the owners. Nintendo is the sole owner of the Pokemon trademarks. Saying they have zero power is factually retarded.
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>>62280304
GJ Anon. Wagmi.
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>>62280297
BJ
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>>62280311
wow, jealousy does not look good on you
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>Crypto dumping
>Oil Dumping

One of these is a fake move
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>>62280304
another single mother with an autistic child baka
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NOK bros... the BBChads won...
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>>62280304
was it concensual?
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>Dumps 20 points
>recovers 10 for no reaosn
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>>62280311
i don't even know her real name actually
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>>62280305
>hopium

i hope you are right. i didn't do some research on this stock i just fomoed in like a retard with 20000€ ( down 1500€)
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>>62280304
I'm telling Babe boss.

Babe I got some good news for you. The Skitzo doesn't love you anymore and he just knocked up some floozy because he was unable to control himself or something.
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>>62280321
grey area, but i'm in no legal danger.
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>>62280112
Now THIS is a remake I would play
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>>62280324
>it was a whore
Could you really not get a girl to sleep with you without paying her? Are you that unloveable?
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>>62280327
You think this shit is funny?
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MU will close at $930. I'm going out to some Moroccan restaurant. Wish me luck.
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>>62280304
Red dog dick anon is cooler than you
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>>62280327
Sus
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>>62280308
Damn that's crazy, do you think the country that's been preparing for decades for a protracted conflict is gonna outlast the next month and a half of SPR?
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>>62280333
no, i think it was hot boss. she's in a lot of pain right now but i think we'll do it again soon. she was a trooper.
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If this restaurant's Moroccan, don't come a knockin'!
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SPX 7520 finish today
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>SNDKGODS
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>>62280066
Everyones dad owns nintendo these days it seems. Explain please
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>>62280320
I skipped on BB because I didn't believe their QNX software to have much of a moat. Companies that are already making revenue from their robotics like Google's waymo already built their own software in-house and would prefer to have a vertical integration with its hardware
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>>62280345
They were the original scalpers.
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>>62280332
projecting. it's a complicated relationship. i did buy her pizza. she didn't eat the crust though because she's just a kid basically.
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We discuss stocks here and not statutory rape. Let’s keep things on topic.
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>>62280349
Yeah nintendo or rpd?
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>>62280253
Ah yes, the random pinkjack AHHH.
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>>62280353
My portfolio was statutory raped today, and I did NOT give permission
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>>62280339
I’m sure the desert country that needs to ration water due to a prolonged drought can outlast the richest country in the history of the world, which also happens to be a net exporter of the only commodity Iran has any influence over. Oh wait, no it can’t.
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okay, i'm gonna do it, i'm gonna trim a little SNDK and put it into marvell on the dip. wish me luck bros
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WE GOT TOO COCKY
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>>62280319
You mean another one of US!?
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>>62280371
>>62280371
>>62280371
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>>62280339
What's SPR?
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>>62280359
They can stick around indeinitely if the USA isn´t willing to invade with 100 divisions.
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>>62280359
The decadent west does not have a chance against Iranian grit and spirit. Iranians fight with their god on their side. What do Americans fight for? Gay sex and cutting your penis off. Iran will bring the US to it's knees.
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>>62280099
what's wrong with options? Speedrunning making it if you get it down
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>>62280304
I jerked off three times the last three hours
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>>62280394
we haven't all left the thread yet pal. i saw that.
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>>62280252
Oh, Henry has come to see us!
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>>62280360
Based. In thinking of gambling on their earnings too
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>>62280198
>I wonder who is running the war on the US side
The president of the US - Bibi Netanyahu



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