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I am a genius developer. I have a disruptive product prototype and business plan but no funding. How do you meet business and finance guys to seduce with visionary ambitions? What seals the deal?
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>>62280080
For you it’s impossible, if you were actually talented, smart and likable you would already have someone in your circle you could go to. I met my cofounder as a friend first and when we started a business together it felt like the natural progression of two talented and ambitious people with likeminded goals.
You are likely a delusional autist with a nothing product like so many other crackpots. At the very least I’d recommend finding some business or startup networking events in your town and start pitching people so you see how off the mark you actually are.
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>I am a genius
>Can't think of any ways on how to find tech angel investors, most of whom operate out of the same small area in the US, in a financial environment where angel investors are throwing money at any retard with an idea
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>>62280094
yeah you WOULD be the type to be able to tell people to check how far off the mark something is, not how successful something can be KEK

sorry not every start up makes it lil bro
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>>62280107
>>62280094
This is more of a thought experiment, where I would want a relationship to a co founder and not just VC until exit, but I am a highly reclusive and talented unknown.
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>>62280094
He never said he was likeable nor American desu
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>>62280080
considering Sam Altman met his husband at a Peter Thiel gay jewish libertarian hot tub orgy party you should find a gay libertarian jewish guy who can network at gay VC hot tub parties
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>>62280152
unrelated but you guys know arkham intelligence got vc funding from both Sam Altman and Peter Thiel
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>>62280080
Shark Tank
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>>62280117
>yeah you WOULD be the type to be able to tell people to check how far off the mark something is, not how successful something can be KEK
Yeah almost like it prevents you from being a delusional retard that spends years and millions on a product that will never take off
Only indians could be this retarded and arrogant while being wrong, so big good morning to you saaar!
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>>62280130
>I am a highly reclusive and talented unknown.
No you are not
>>62280141
What does being American or not have to do with anything, you dopey dizzy fuck? Unless you live in the aggressively anti-business EU the algorithm is the same anywhere.
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>>62280080
Get US Robotics on the line. wave your POS prototype around at a meeting
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>>62280080
You have no chance with this plan. Your idea probably sucks with no product-market fit. That's 99.8% of people that have some code doodad and think like you.

The funding you speak of goes to retards conning other retards with retard copy-cat ideas (uber for powerwashing, etc.) and the money gets set on fire.

If you already have a startup with a working product and revenue. VCs will weasel you in to help scale. If you don't have any of that, the people you set up meetings with will smell your IQ points (if you actually have any) and recoil in horror. A founder with IQ points are a challenge for their plan to con other retards they want to flip their equity to. Retards always want to feel like the smartest guy in the room with the visionary idea, not you. If you talk about your visionary idea, they will tune out, wait for you to finish and then tell you about their visionary idea and tell you how you should abandon your shit and work on their shit for chicken feed pay because their idea is so great.

have fun.
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You're a genius developer but can't find a way to code something that will make you mostly passive income to fund whatever retarded idea is in your head? Lol lmao



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