chill edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62280371
This place really turned into bogleheads lite. Where do the old bizraelis post now?
Entered six figure hell recently thanks to AMD. But am still a 30yo virgin. Will be even more brutal once AMD crashes and I have all my hopes shattered.
> nows
>>62281040Facebook.
>>62281042Congrats bro! Nice play!
>get letter from IRS>wtf>you paid us too much so here's a refund of $100th-thanks
>>62281050Why did they put crabs in a banana tree?
Power 5 minutesLet's a go
>wholesome thing (nun)>but... le UNWHOLESOME THING? (sexually liberal appearance) >I HAVE TO TELL MY FRIENDS AT THE BARCADE ABOUT THIS OVER A COUPLE BONE-IN CHICKEN WINGS AND AN EXTRA HOPPY NEW ENGLAND IPA!
>>62281042With 100k you could start a new life where th used spending power goes further and really get a good foot hold if that interests you. Girls are very difficult in the West, but fortunately there are many options if you care. If you're attached to where you live, I understand that as well.
>>62281042Good on you, now the real fun begins
TURN THE POWER BACK ON
>>62281063100k is nothing man, even in third world shitholes it will not go far. seriously the whole world is cooked, theres no life hacks anymore. you have to get to $1MM or bust.
>>62281065Which wire is that?
I panic bought OTM calls on CLF
>>62281056>you paid us too much so here's a refund of $100fake - IRS does not give money back unless you files an X form to correct the previous form. They estimate how much you owe and you better pay it, but you are free to overpay anytime you want. Matt Damon is still trying to figure out how he can pay more taxes because he feels he does not pay enough.
MRVL trying to sell through its put wall into earnings.
HPE or no?
The V didn't work, sirs ...
>>62281040Been looking at the stock market thread on Klwi Farms but they are worse than /smg/. A lot of perma bears and a bunch of retarded "value" plays.
day 89 of the strait being closed
>>62281063Nowhere. Even Argentina costs as much as like a small-mediumish sized city in the US. There's no free lunch anywhere you'd want to actually live.
>>62281067Well, we are all trying our best, I'm not saying you're wrong
Pre reply to the Ding Ding Ding man. -3.04%. Fuck, dollarwise that is huge.
futes rippin
>>62281042Wait until you get into seven figure purgatory. Too much money to work but not enough to live life.
>>62281078>A lot of perma bears and a bunch of retarded "value" plays.Buffet boomers is seriously why most of the internet stock market sphere besides /smg/ and Wall Street Bets is unusable, and the latter contains too much Redditor noise and terrible jokes to be of much use.
>>62281067I’m tired of this demoralization cope. Yes 100k gets you nowhere retirement or splurg wise but it does grant most the freedom to not worry about any bills for the foreseeable future. Which is enough for many to be comfy albei not wealthy
>>62281065>>62281069Hey thats my job! But with voltages above 110kv. The pay is really good tho.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
BANG BANG BANG
>>62281093
NASANASANASAYou have been informed
>>62281042I'm 31 and lost my v card overseas to a local girl and I have 1/10th of your port, take a vacay brah. I believe that once we hit 35 it will be well and truly over so enjoy your last bit of "youth"
>>62281093-.033%
>>62281090The larger my account gets the more fearful and demoralized I get. Is this the kike sickness?
>>62281093-1.06%SOXL can give AND take
>>62281093+0.10%Adidas, META, and KMB are keeping me in the green.
>>62281093-0.35%. Was down about twice as much earlier today.
>>62281093Today: -0.15%This Week: +1.61%This Month: +10.60%This Year: +29.96%12 Months: +44.64%
>>62281093+0.5%It was hard to get filled today. Only thing I got was a little EWY pump.
>>62281100>Is this the kike sickness?That and centuries of incest
CAM ON MRVL
>>62281093+.65%+14% for the week so far
>>62281093+18% today+327% month
>>62281090>100k gets you nowhere retirement or splurg wisewrong, 100k is an engine to generate increasing gains over the next 20 years. In a proper ETF with low fees you can earn on average 15-20% per year. Run that through your compounding function, then add to that your monthly contributions. Its an accelerating function, plot it out and see what it can do for you
>>62281093-0.16%MU is single-handedly keeping my ass from deep red.
>>62281105Sauce? Will spend tomorrows losses on this treatment.
I hope you didn’t sell your WOLF at $57, anon… don’t tell me you did…
>>62281093+3.5%feels good not being a bandwagon retail faggot who actually sells when they see the big neon sign flashing SELL
>>62281093>+1.73%
>>62281093down 0.43%
>>62281100Idk, all my investment accounts only total about 30k and of the stuff I can actually touch that’s not retirement I only have 4k to play with. Embarrassing I know. Why I need the next sndk/amd/mu to happen and to buy it BEFORE it takes off
Is HGRAF coming back around? Need something to recover from my oil loses. Mommy is not going to be happy.
>>62281125Best series cap.
>>62281093-1.7%Not great not terrible
>>62281093>DING DING DING DING DING>How did it go today?!?!another banger. This week looking good. Hope to finish stronk and hit it out of the park next week.
>buy 20 shares of MRVU over the course of the day>immediately down 400 bucksWow thanks.This is why I never fucking.... buy in with a lot. Whenever I do, the market goes against me. Never with me.
>SNOW
Holy Mrvl just went from 188 to 205
>>62281115Well obviously. I meant in the immediate right now term yeah I agree with the demoralizationers that 100k gets you nowhere since it ain’t retirement and you aren’t buying a house or car with it without losing it all. Of course 100k to reinvest is MASSIVE for 99% of people
>>62281129HGRAF is definitely coming around
>>62281110>big dump BEFORE earningsthe market is so ahead of the game it's now trading on things that haven't happened
>>62281105I'm trying to quit my gooning addiction bro...
>>62281145Always has.
>>62281093+2.12%+6.94%I should just let go of my PLTR already
>>62281093Me own fookin' stocks, crabbin'.
>>62281153kek
>>62281150err no? the dump usually comes after
>>62281153top jej
>>62281093Not fucking good. I bought DRAM today and I'm in the red.
MRVL bros this doesn’t seem sustainable. Earnings wasn’t that great
Firesalesforce
>>62281105>Max Payne good ending
>>62281093-1.39%, JUST BECAUSE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLFF!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62281155Nah, that's how the Rothschilds took over the bank of England. They convinced everyone to dump the market over something that didn't happen.
>>62281093+0.37% it's in the green and that's what matters
>>62281153>read in burmnnng accent
>>62281166>down 3.5% after marketdamn can't catch a breakNOW and CRM poised for an obvious comeback though
>>62281164It’s gonna pop upwards. Gemini told me MRVL was a coiled spring
>>62281167He doesn't have a good ending in any of them. He just becomes a more disheveled alcoholic in every new game.
>>62281138I was thinking about this one too, damn
WOLF and GRRR LOLLMAONever buy animal stocks
>>62281170k but what does that have to do with earnings
Hey Trump say Marvell
>>62281188Because earnings always gets priced in.
LFG Marvellchads!
>>62281193It’s pumping now just like Gemini said
Where are these GRRR earnings? I was told we would be going to the moon and I got my tickets boss.
MRVL chads how we feeling
>>62281205Glad I trusted the plan
My investment thesis is one thingown the computeAny companies with significant compute, I'm owning. So the miners, the Oracles ad Coreweaves, and the Googles, and MSFTs, and METAsIt also includes the semi conductors, so the Nvidias, the TSMs, etc
>actually SpainSex is cheap compared to it's peers!
>>62281207I think it was this morning kek. I have calls too
>>62281201they don't tho earnings are volatile 99.9% of the time
Europoor here, is there any point in buying VUAA (VOO equiv.) right now or should I just keep investing in semis and add some Mag 7 stocks?
>>62281218depends on your age. no point in going full retard on index funds if you are on the younger side.
I’m up in after hours on literally no news
>>62281207I hate to tell ya, but it's a scam. Say it with me, grrrrrrrr.
>>62281093+4.10%Still not enough, I need 15%+
>>62281208Am I retarded? Two plays in the shitter.
It’s okay to gamble on shitty stocks like GRRR. You simply need to have the appropriate position sizing for a jamboy ticker.
>SONY
Cheap secret schizo stock recommendations?
>>62281093>+0.20% why yes i'm all in DRAM, how could you tell??
>>62281239Nice thighs
>>62281235People that mention GRRR should get the fuck beaten out of them. Bullshit pajeet stock. I don't give a fuck.
>>62281226I'm 38 but look 17. Jokes aside, I've only started investing in May and I think I'll keep it to below $30k for this year.
>>62281237>SpCe
>>62281034What should my portfolio look like to impress picrel
>>62281237at this point unironically nvda
I think I'm spread too thin. Help me trim the fat. Whichever I sell, I'll reinvest into another. Current personally managed port in no particular order: BXCDQTUMIBXINFQAVAVDRAMRPD HGRAFPULSARSIVERAMFN
>>62281093-7.5%week +18.5%
Anyone own HIVE? Bought some pre market because of Leopold Aschenbrenner and only $1 billion market cap
>>62281246I am also 38 and I am like 70% index funds (also eu voo equivalent) and the rest is in tsmc/nvda.
>>62281237SMCI
WULF chads stay winningWOLF scrubs stay crying
Inside you there is a wolf and a gorilla
One of my gold/tungsten junior minors just pumped on no news. Is the war over or something? It's literally floundered for the past 3 months despite any good news and now it pumps on no news?
MarvellGODS. you bought calls right? they didn't shake you out?
OOOOOHHHHHH
>>62281278Not the May 29th 255c but yes
>>62281067My plan is to make $100k and retire in Peru with my 100k + Social Security
>>62281209glad you held your calls this time. scared money dont make money
Everything's going to pump in the aftermarket and dump tomorrow again.
>>62281251Invest in GOD(Up 5.6% today)
>>62281265Aren't you being too conservative? Unless your investments are in the hundreds of thousands, then I understand. I'm only playing around with $15k, aiming to bring it up to $30k by the end of the year.
>>62281285That's a bad plan, broseph.
>>62281253news headlines are going to be filled with nvda during computex next week = nvda gongo up
stocks visual today:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779914182912155.webm
>>62281296I'm already halfway to 100k so it's going well.
>>62281285100k USD? Lol thats peanuts. An OTR trucker can save half of that in a year and then the next year from compound growth in the stock market they are already making 1/4th of that just on the gains, 11K.They can save $4000 a month
is mrvl going to open +20% tomorrow or is this a crab move?
>>62281306It's not that you couldn't save that much, it's that it's not enough unless you plan to live only like 1 year.
>>62281310I was expecting a bigger move. My calls are cooked
>>62281312same
>>62281312>>62281310I warned you yesterday that this was too much gambloongI told you dogs
>>62281311I already lived on $10k a year in AmericaI figure I could cut my living expenses in half in Peru.I never buy shit I don't need. And I'm very frugal
MSTR below 200WMA
*pop*
SNOW lmao
how can i sell my call after hourspls this is urgent
>>62281322unironically uninstall your broker app. worked for me, just got a new one.
>>62281257This is what happens to GRRR faggots.
>>62281322You CAN'T, it's the cross us options bvlls have to bear because we're more profitable than stocks boomers
>>62281320So then, when are they demolishing all the AI datacenters?
>MRVLthere goes dat boi
>>62281300cool
>>62281318I lived on about $10k/year when I was in my 20s.I'm 40 now and lifestyle inflation is real. A house, 2 cars, good organic food, steaks, fine liquor, best supplements, staying in atleast a Marriott when vacationing. Can't imagine living on $10k now.
>>62281319MTSR used to have a premium on the bitcoin they held but not anymore, its now just some lame software stock
Marvell is my very rare good quick trade decision, almost makes up for the Netflix purchase before earnings shitshow
MRVL brother we did it!
>>62281330>ai bubble pops>money flows into next big thing>it's tech related because tech is more interesting than anything else>it's all the same companies because they are the leaders in the industry>ai bubble creates more profit than before>mass doomer genocide
>>62281114Wtf did you buy?
Hopefully nobody says the n word on the earnings call this time
>>62281330Never. Irrelevant to valuations.
>>62281319I made 17k on this and sold at a pretty good time. Glad I'm out, though. People are saying it might crash until October.
>>62281338so it seems
>>62281337I own my own camper on a cheap plot of land without running water lolI've never been on a vacation in my life. I don't eat at restaurants.I could upgrade my lifestyle in Peru, and have running water and stuff.
>>62281330I wish that was a penis in that gif instead of a sushi roll. That would be hot if girls did "imagine the smell" to dick.
The jew fears the patient investor.
>>62281319>sells preferreds to fund bitcoin purchases >sells commons to fund preferred's yieldHe created an eternal crab
>>62281287As long as it keeps pumping more than it's dumping
>>62281363
>>62281359I'm 90% sure this phallic-adjacent scene was something a male director smuggled past the female creators of the movie.
the crash will be biblical and you will hold all the way down
>>62281105I remember seeing the actual gif posted here ages ago. Kek
LEAPS on BX?
>>62281377
thoughts on marvel?
>>62281377>JUST
>>62281093Another day, another dollar. Bobos get rekt.
>>62281330and give up the decade of depreciating writoffs?
So what does everybody think about this CBDC? Personally I think it's great because you'll have all your money on a chip, and then if someone wants to be antisemitic we can just turn off their chip boss.
enjoying the new digg. ai focussed. https://digg.com/aiwho remembers when digg was big 20 years ago kek
>>62281387
>>62281040The thread you made about it wasn't great either.
Any SNOW millionaires?
>>62281387Yeah don't you remember? People were shouting JUST go up! JUST stop going down! I had no idea how many people invested in it.
>>62281409No but I feel like snorting a bunch of SNOW after consistently missing out on every single stock that pumps.
Trump please say Marvell
>>62281390overheating can only last so long mumu.all accounts will balance.
>>62281390I’m a bobo waiting to cum. I’ve been banished to the cuck chair
>IV CRUSHHuh marvellsissies?
Uhh marvel bros? My earnings gains are… disappearing
Why does every fucking earnings call nowadays result in a gigapump or a gigadump? I liked SNOW and was planning to pick it up after earnings, but now I'm fucked.
>>62281368I still marvel at how jews crafted their image and for decades, infiltrated institutions all over the world and managed to basically outlaw any shit talking about them, and what finally made everyone not care about that and openly hate them was them retaliating to sandniggers attacking them.
>>62281244Imagine being that angry at a ticker and having a video like that saved on your computer.
>>62281424After the thousand year bullenreich it will correct for a week
>>62281244lol that jeet got rekt for no reason
Marvell negative 2 on after market!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I am a bull market genius when all stocks go up I look smart
>MARVELLshut the fuck up matthew
Oh nononono, MRVL sisters... we got too cocky
>>62281277Silver and gold seem like they are waiting on something important to pass, maybe drag to gather more energy for the coil until full moon. Because dollar and oil both performed poorly today, and Im manifesting capital rotation within the aether.
I have 22 DTE so I’m just not gonna close
The market should be open 24/7.
>>62281460you would only get double heemed in your sleep
I'm sure this is just profit taking for the giga pump tomorrow
>>62281460the market should have toilet breaks
>>62281460yes. and 3x should be the normal with 5x and 10x variants.
>>62281460The market should only be open for a half hour block randomly selected the previous day.
AND WOLF KEEPS GOING DOWN IN THE AFTERMARKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WOLFANON YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
Season six of my 14th or so Sopranos rewatch now
>Apple brought out an update some days ago>all I notice is that there's now a lag when unlocking the phoneTh-thanks.
>>62281471He meant WULF but had a typo
>>62281477>WULFI had a LEAP on them that I sold a month ago
Bruh I just passed my CDL after failing a bunch of times and giving up all hope. But now I told a family friend that I would take his job driving a non CDL box truck because he's retiring. I didn't think I would pass the CDL.The first years salary for both would be similar, probably better work balance for the box truck job, but after one year with no accidents the CDL turns to turn into actual career money, even if it's still a shirt career. But if I don't use my CDL it goes stale and companies won't hire me just for having it. Wtf do I do
>>62281481If I bail on the family friend I'm gonna get a bunch of shit from my parents and his boomer asa. He's gonna tell me that I'm the reason a smile and firm handshake doesn't get young people a job anymore
>>62281481get long haul jobs and post lot lizards on /smg/
>>62281434
*DELL WINS $9.7 BILLION DEFENSE DEAL TO STREAMLINE SOFTWARE BUYSTHANK YOUI PRESIDENT TRUMP
>GRRR hahahahahah
Thoughts on the Robot etf? Its the natural next step for AI imo.
>Leopold Aschenbrenner owns nbis PUMP IT
humus
MARVELL RECOVERING these after hours jews need to stop their shenanigans
>>62281505Not a fan of trend etfs. Buy a market or index etf if you want broard diversification. If you want to invest in a specific industry or technology trends you should research and know individual companies imo.
what if i bought DRAM right now... would i single handedly cause it to crash?
I made an indicator for Trading View in Pine and was publishing it, then they said I had to be a paying subscriber to upload itlolfine if they don't want my indicator whateverI'll give it to you guys. It's SMA but multi time frame since the public ones don't have multi time frame//@version=6indicator(title="SMA 20 50 100 200", overlay=true)shortest = ta.sma(close, 20)short = ta.sma(close, 50)longer = ta.sma(close, 100)longest = ta.sma(close, 200)plot(shortest, color = color.red, title="SMA 20")plot(short, color = color.orange, title="SMA 50")plot(longer, color = color.aqua, title="SMA 100")plot(longest, color = color.blue, title="SMA 200")I don't know how there wasn't already one of these ndicators already made because it's so basic.
>>62281505Bruh, AI tokens are costing companies more than human workers, in no conceivable near-future (say 10 years) will robots be cheaper than humans.
>>62281481Take the job you dumb bastard. WTF is the matter with you?
>>62281300new here. what does the x axis acronyms mean?
>>62281517yup
where is the Cword from yesterday bragging about his little account
