wagie edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62283764
> nows
>>62284410we buyin copper stocks now or what?
Buy DRAM!Buy DRAM!Buy DRAM!
AMFN
Vlad is a faggot for taking away my cash back on gold and silver purchases.
>>62284410Unemployment is bullish because it hits liberals involuntarily (they get owned) and conservatives voluntarily (they get hit to own the libs).
>>62284426I keep getting in on the ground floor
new to investingheard online most people advocate for buying 70% SPY and 30% VXUSis this the best structure?
any fellow snowflake and servicenow chads here???
>>62284423I wish I was that soggy doggy in the boggy
>ALAB, random networking stock in my watch list, pumping much more than Micron>Didn't even take it seriously enough to buy any stock
>>62284434Close but I’d recommend 70% VOO and 30% VGT
can you monkey niggers stop yapping about 2tn cap companies and shill me some stocks with real potential to 2x before my hair turns gray?i have too many mining stocks but all small cap tech shit seems like a total meme
>>62284430it is genuinely hilarious to see all the white collar libtards who spent literal decades mocking blue collars for being replaced by mexicans, now throw an absolute hissyfit over AI and Indians
ahhhhhhhhhh
Quantum computers.... ON THE MOON
>>62284434Literally just buy something that’s going to go up and sell when it goes up. It’s that easy
+4 more hours to crabbishly grindpump
>>62284434You are young. This ultra conservative allocation does not make a lick of sense. Just buy the current hotness AI ETF and actually start making money. With these you make more in a month than you do with SPY in a year.
I have been investing since 2022 with a boomer strategy and yet 80% of my gains are in AMD. I am starting to think boomer investment is outdated in this modern market and everyone should just chase gains into the big momentum industries instead. The only potential issue is knowing when to get out before an inevitable crash, but even then you will have made so much profit you'll most likely have a few days cushion during a crash.In short, just keep buying AI and semiconductors?
>>62284443servicenow
>>62284445Divide and conquer works
>>62284453Boomer value investing does not make sense.>oh boy, this value stock has dropped -50% the last year. I sure should buy some of it, it's a deal.
>>62284452>does not make a lick of sensejust asking to learn, but if it is not making sense, why is everyone suggesting this usually?
For the anon who shilled PLSR here last week, thanks bud. I might take some profits now and look for a dip to buy back in.
Being poor sucks, being European sucks, imagine being 30 and only having 10k in savings. I have a Msc in electrical engineering but I can't get a jobMeanwhile Americans are millionaires at my age
>the stock market and digital dogshit appears to have finally decoupled This can't actually be happening... Are we finally safe from stupid tokenbaggies?
>>62284458the bluecollars never had any hatred towards white collars other than good fashioned ribbing of "you got soft hands".white collar worker libtards have genuinely had a deep sethed hatred for the blue collars as they deem them as "backward racists" and they watchd with glee as mexicans replaced them for cents on the dollar.
>>62284466faggot
>INFQ>KOPN>ONDSOne of my better /smg/ days
>>62284464>why is everyone suggesting this usually?You see that being suggested by people that:1. represent the lowest common denominator passive investor2. older people than yourself3. people with mid IQ (as opposed to higher than mid IQ)4. scared people who can't stomach a little bit of risk5. unsuccessful in the stock market people(These partially overlap, just to be clear, especially item 5 with the rest of it)
how much taxes are you fuckers paying on your gains? here its 37,5% for stocks, 37,5% for dividens and 22% for bull/bear products. BRUTAL
>>62284453>>62284463These old farts were the last successful value investors before the ladder got pulled up on the easy money
>>62284466EU has a narrow range of wealth, good for the 95-100IQUS has a wide range. For every millionaire there's 100 destitute. Your 90IQs are getting taken advantage of by 110s
>>62284469I can sort of understand crypto lovers but feel like the days of doubling, tripling cash there is long gone
>>62284433you are a degenerate gambler, Ramsey
Should i sell my infq now and buy back in when it dips or should i just hold until its $30
>>62284434>>62284442imo maybe something like20% BND20% JEPI20% VOO20% QLD20% CASH/Speculativejust boggle BND/JEPI/VOO and the rest you can just stick hand in cookie jar of whatever is tard pumping and realize gains whenever it looks nice/move it into boggle shit
wow i am not liking the news coming from russia right now
>>62284480Wider range of wealth doesn't really matter if it skews heavily upwards
>>62284486see if it can break 17.42 decently, if not and it starts crabbing down to 15-16 and not making any meaningful pump from there sell
Remember to buy high and sell low
>Steam Deck got the price hike of $300, $649 to $949 for the 1TB OLED model>Gamers are fuming>Steam Machine still not announced, no price tag yet, many speculate $3000How do I profit off of the incoming video game industry collapse? Every company from Nintendo to Valve are fucking it up.
How do girls pee if they're lower lips are always pressed closed?
I’m convinced there aren’t any actual humans trading anymore, it’s all just AI algos that see new article about deal being close and dump oil, and the AI is programmed to always assume everything reported by Axios and other American media is true
>>62284501I will full port into NTDOY at 5
WOLF BROS???
>>62284493>me when my european defense stocks finally pumpin' again
>>62284463It just doesn't make any sense to me. My dad spends his days reading motley and watching BNN and buying "penny" and "value" stocks. I keep telling him to drop some money into semiconductors, but he keeps parroting that it's a bubble and that his stocks are guaranteed returns. Like sure he has made decent money, but he would be a multi millionaire by now even with a minor position into AMD or NVDA for instance.
>>62284501shit, before the ram price increase people were talking about $600-800 for the cube
>>62284434If you’re a faggot boomer trying to preserve wealth. If you actually want to make money listen to>>62284452>>62284464Because it’s the safe play. And they’re goyim cattle
>>62284478>you see bill, the thing is this computer stuff, it's just unsustainable>you should really cash out now while you're ahead and before the market realizes that we already have enough computers>put that money into safe stable investments: kraft foods, coca cola, amex, and other staple goods everybody needs like the dexter shoe company>people will always need shoes bill but you can't predict how much they will need computers
>>62284493is it wrong to hope for russia to do this before market closes to save my puts?
>>62284506I think the allbirds “AI pivot” pump empirically proved your thesis
>>62284501>How do I profit off of the incoming video game industry collapse? Every company from Nintendo to Valve are fucking it up.don't tell me you're that retard constantly shilling for puts on AMZN because of some gay twitch drama
bussyent is throwing everything to keep oil below $90
>>62284515These guys got rich when knowing how to read a balance sheet generated alpha
>>62284530I like how oil just kind of crept up with the rest of the market again. It's like they're coupled now kek
>goes down 2 points>omg I have to jump up againI can't deal with this anymore, I'm selling options. Only way to beat the fake and gay now.
>>62284463>buying things when they are cheap is a meme
>>62284501pretty sure that already happened with ubisoft and, uh, the other oneso you're late to the party
>>62284527No? QRD on that? Sounds pretty funny lol
>>62284540Usually stocks don't drop for no reason during a bull market. The fact that the stock is going down is giving you valuable information about the prevalent trend. You not only need for that trend to peter out, but also to revert, which is a bigger ask then calculating with the trend roughly remaining constant or mildly flattening.
>>62284469yeah I think crypto is dead. Bitcoin is the only one that could larp as being anything other than a complete scam and its pretty rotten to the core now.Mark Cuban said it the best when he dropped his entire stack last week... it fails to do what it promises anymore (a hedge against the dollar) and all it was doing was tracking nasdaq but with more fees and bullshit to worry about
>>62284514Yeah I think this is basically correct. In the current market conditions, I'm sorry, it just plain behooves you to go along for the tech memes ride. There's so much fucking money getting thrown around, it couldn't be easier to hitch a ride on a tech ETF (maybe even a leveraged one) and blow conventional portfolios out of the water. And yeah it's not gonna be a forever thing, okay, so you set a stop loss. You're gonna get a little haircut when the ride ends but you'll still be up massively. And that's just how the market is right now, like it or not. Feverish Gold Rush energies plus lots of volatility from the Strait thing.
AVAV brosi finally got outat a profit eventhanks for buying my bags
>>62284549the bull market is almost totally isolated to tech shit right now.. tons of solid companies get zero interest at way lower risk.I've realized like $3000 of gains this month on cruise stocks, build a bear workshop and planet fitness trading at like 8-12 p/e while you guys try to hype the tech bubble of charts that have already moonshot. I don't get "buy the top" retards trying to 2x their McDonald's paycheck on literal fucking scams they haven't the slightest clue about
hpe on a war grind
>>62284535weird how they stopped being such good investors when insider trading started getting persecuted
>>62284566What are you putting your new gains into?
anything to slurp today
>>62284477I'm expecting to be absolutely anally ravaged by taxes this year. My wife (female, human) and I both make good money and I'm planning to sell stocks soon to have cash for a house down payment. Our "income" for the year is going to be very high. I'm afraid. Has anyone else dealt with this?Got any tips?Also as a small tip to pay it forward - do not buy/sell GLD or IAUM in a brokerage. They get taxed extra brutally.
>AXONGODS
>>62284566>62284566
>>62284576Why did you specify human
>>62284576just dont payor you can set up a payment plan
>>62284576Trade in a roth, you can take withdrawls early for home purchases tax free
>>62284581
>>62284581>BROSkek
>>62284582I've been asked to clarify that before.>>62284584Hm. Honestly I should probably just find a tax guy.
>>62284463Ford Motors is up 35% this month. Valueboomers are still eating good.
>>62284572GUSH - oil is going higherBND - just sitting on this shit as pseudo cash until the dump happens whenever it happensTTWO - GTA 6 thesis doesn't give a fuck about any other narratives. this shit will print moneyCEG - tech shit needs energyHE - tech shit needs energy/recovering from fires that everyone forgot aboutPFE - like 7.5% of my port now. good value, just got upgraded with oncology drug shid but its giga cheap and like 7% div atmUBER - they are cheap right now and self driving cars might be the only real improvement we even get out of this whole tard AI shitLEN - cheap. houses n shid
>go for morning run>come back>suddenly making moneywtf?
>>62284595
>>62284466should have started investing 10 years agot. fellow 30 year old europoor>>62284477Depends on how long you hold, but short term stocks 30-34%, long term ( >5 years) can go down to 18%, and divvies at 25.5% on normal stocks.
I noticed my local gas fell below 4 bucks last night
>>62284477Zero (0) tax if it's in an ISA, but you can only add £20k into the ISA each year.
>infq +14%
I SHOULD'VE BOUGHTED MORE INFQ AT 17 REEEEE
>>62284434Why are you coming here, there are no secrets here. Everyone is either a tard or a shill
>>62284591imagine taking advice from some kind of certified CPA instead of anonymous internet trolls
>>62284591if you have actually made a serious amount of money then it is well worth hiring a good accountanta lot of them are worthless retards who accomplish less than a good spreadsheet can but an accountant worth his salt will save you moneyi've doubted whether i actually need my accountant before because i'm capable of doing my own taxes but multiple times he has suprised me and come up with creative ways to justify his invoices
>>62284606Motherfucker. Still around $6 in Seattle.
>>62284504take a swig of water, press your lips together, and try to spit. there's your answer
Thoughts on buying leveraged IBM? The feds are continuing to dump cash in to quantum computing.
I know this general isn't the right place to post this but unironically, how do you cope with missed gains? 30 with 10k and a masters degree is dogshit, absolutely horrible returns and there have been so many pumps during that 12 years I've been a legal adult, none of which I successfully caught. It's genuinely soul wrenching. And my position isn't even bad, I have a sizeable inheritance worth around half a million coming up. Some stocks, some properties. Killing myself would be retarded.But oh how I regret missing out and not being well off after all these years. Basically a fuckup, leeching money off passive investments and properties my parents acquired doesn't really change the fact that I still fucked up, could've done so much more.
nigga won't een shut up>Barak Ravid@BarakRavidBehind the scenes: U.S. officials said terms of the deal were mostly agreed to as of Tuesday, but both sides still needed approval from senior leadershipThe U.S. officials claimed the Iranians later came back and said they had the necessary approvals and were prepared to sign. Iran has not confirmed thatThe U.S. negotiators briefed Trump on the details of the final deal, but he did not immediately sign off. "The president relayed to the mediators that he wants a couple of days to think about it," a U.S. official said
>>62284633this faggot needs to be locked up
Can we get a class action lawsuit going against Axios and the news aggregates? Something has to be done.
>>62284576Just don't file and then you don't have to pay boss.
>>62284625>>62284624Yeah DESU I'm pretty sure it's time for that. At least for a year or two during this more complex period.Thank you, anonymous strangers.
>>62284453top signal
>>62284596Same but with morning goon
>>62284632Friend I had RKLB at $3 and got laid off so had to liquidate to pay bills. Use what you’ve learned to do better, that’s literally the point of life
>>62284638You lost tranny
I just bought NOK with money that I need in a month, is this a good financial decision
>>62284637On what charges boss?
what sounds like a good investors power lunch today under $15 going out
>>62284633>2 more days
>>62284574muh dick
Did you listen smiggy wiggy? I’m banned for liking GRRR so I’m phone posting right now. This is going to $100 over the next 12 months. The people hated him, for he told the truth.
>>62284633ART OF THE DEAL BABY!
>>62284580>Thought for 9 secondsisn't that kinda slow? I thought AI would be faster lol
why do I feel fomo for stocks that I don’t know anything about. My monkey brain sees a big line up and feels sad I’m not part of it even though I knew nothing about the stock
Guys I have $15 to invest. Thinking that leveraged semiconductor stocks might be the play here. I need a 10x.
>>62284654kek just another 20% or so and you can break even!
>>62284661line is literally the only thing that mattersI could be funding israel for all i care
>>62284661Train your monkey brain to find big red lines to buy
>>62284662two words: female natural gas
At what point do you guys take profits? 25%? 50%? Do you keep watching the stock after selling to see if it dips or do you just forget about it?
>>62284632There will always be pumps. Just FOMO right now into like DRAM or AIS ETFs.
>>62284663Are you illiterate or just stupid? I’m up £20,000 so far.
>>62284643That's what my dad has said for the past 3 years when AMD was trading at sub $100.
Started my games workshop position today wish me luck lads
I wonder if Telus has bottomed out. It's a solid dividend for the price, but I'm scared it will keep sinking
i swear this market so fake and gay and that i feel like i can squeeze a nickel out of a dime. i missed out on the crypto pump but im joining the ai pump.
>>62284650for doubling the rug on my OXY after its earnings report
what the fuck are you even supposed to invest in at the peak of this gay ass market
>>62284662$15? AMFN and sell on news.
UMAC
>>62284676that's a lot of greg's rewards pointspick me up a sosag
>>62284691uh china?????????????????????????????????? EUrope, eu defence stocks?????????????
>>62284671I just don't sell so I don't have to file taxes. The stock is priced the way it is because the market thinks it's a fair price so might as well keep holding. I'll sell when I need the money.
>>62284691go full cash and all in every time some shitty Axios/Trump tweet drops
>>62284695nah i have no fucking clue
>>62284660>AI thinks before it speaksLame AF imma short this shit
>>62284687Quantum and Robotics pumps will follow. I hope Figure AI robotics does an IPO soon.
Arabs now also starting to post
>>62284691SOXS
>>62284691There's never a bad time to pick up some KMB now that it's broken it's $100 ceiling.
>>62284552Nothing ever happens.
Alright, who's still buying into GLD show yourselves
>The first phase includes signing a memorandum of understanding, and Pakistan will witness the signingWITNESS
I think Marvell gonna do a lil sum soon. Maybe a few weeks tho
>>62284632All bullshit aside I get it bro. Life is really like that. I've been incredibly successful in many ways - which I'm very thankful for - but other aspects of life have been a total brick. Coping with regret is rough, very rough, and that's just a general thing. For me it was health problems. For others it might be poverty, loneliness, whatever. It IS hard. Don't feel bad about regret, we all have it, it's the human condition to be mortal and suffer from that fact. Life slips away, time passes. It sucks. Sometimes I do feel bad when I look at all the harebrained schemes that lost me money, bad options trades and retard investments and "oh you could've bought this" moments. But with the stock market, listen. Once in a lifetime opportunities happen all the time here. There's always another chance to get on the train. Just maintain your principal, i.e. set a stop loss and don't lose more than a couple percent at most on bad trades, and fucking try again. I'm making good money this year on trading leveraged ETFs and meme shares like micron. You actually can do this. It's gonna be okay. You got this. There's money getting made every day and you can be a part of it. It's a gold rush. Keep your head up europoor anon.
>>62284645Fuck, that sucks. One of the most inspiring stories I've read was that of Stalin. After flunking out of then what was highschool, he was a penniless jobless nobody for 20 years before Russian revolution changes his life, he ended up becoming the most powerful and influential person at 46. Just 10 years prior he was in a Siberian gulag, without money, without any skills. >>62284674I might, I regret not buying MU at 60. I thought, "they make HBM2 high bandwidth memory, that must be critical for AI" but then I thought "Well it's obvious, must be priced in". Same with Sandisk, I knew how critical storage was but I again thought it was priced in because I was an engineer and investors must have technical advisors on call.
>US Sources told the White House pool confirm that the US and Iran have agreed to a tentative agreement, but the agreement is pending President Trump's approval - Fox Reporter on X.
>>62284426<_< im down on that garbage
>>62284715Everything KMB makes some walmart branded shit goes for half
>>62284715imagine the market crashing and everyone shitting themselves those diapers will blow up
>>62284727>>>/hm/
>>62284718i bought it back in 2016 and haven't done anything with it since
>>62284453Cashing out that's my biggest problem. How do I even time that? I don't wanna be the guy holding SOXL at $200 and it dumps right back to $10!
>Barak Ravid of Axios once again claims that a deal between Iran and U.S. is ‘imminent’, with only President Trump still needing to give his final approvalno wonder this gay market was pumping and that mini dip this morning.
>>62284722I have 21 days for it to reach 209 boss
>>62284733You can't compare Great Value toilet paper to Charmin and that's low tech like toilet paper, the difference is night and day. I wouldn't even want to THINK of what wearing Great Value adult disposable underwear would feel like compared to Depends.
>>622846711%. Literally just do that 68 straight times and you’ve doubled your money
You guys told me GRRR was a scam.
>>62284739Scared money don't make money
>>62284509Damn they mustve given Doug an offbrand Ozempic and it only took the fat away from his legs. I dub him Chicken Leg Doug
I should send Savio Sandisk a thank you card. He's done so much for me lately.
>>62284720im reading the last policeman and pakistan wants to nuke an asteroid in this book
Up 20% on amd right now does I sell
>>62284730Just wait for news. And never bet more on a shitpenny than you'd care to spend on a weekend in Vegas.
>>62284761samea bit moreit was 25% on incel and 5% on amdinshitcel did nothing now 26 on amdwill sell soon
>>62284761no hold it until demanded destruction fully sets in
>>62284742You are gonna be fine bro!
>>62284753Always has been
>>62284426https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWL4u3Exiq8amen fashion
>>62284744Nah goyims are poor. They arent using premium branded anything
sneediskthat is all
>>62284753I’ve been very consistently saying it’s a gem. But other anons called me Indian (I’m white) and said it was a scam. I only want to mint some gorillionaire smiggers. It’s not too late every pull back is an entry point. I’ve averaged down now I’ll average up. Each sequential quarter is going to post better and better results at an exponential rate, they are predicting $600M revenue next year or 1.5 times current market cap. It’s cheap below $30.
SLV has been a checkmark all day.
>>62284477I've dodged taxes accidentally for my whole life. Not intentionally because I don't understand them and school didn't teach anything about them here. I HAVE gotten scares suddenly when getting random letters listing my exact entire life income, but there's nobody here to enforce anything. That may change now that an actual US entity tracks my greatest financial assets in the form of stocks, or the tax was just being collected automatically and I didn't know.
Armi kneel
>>62284775FUCK OFF NIGGA WHEN WILL IT RUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Accidentally bought 10x as many calls as I actually wanted>can't immediately sell them back with only like $50 in total slippage loss
the big leagues are calling
IT'S GOING DOWN AXIOS DO SOMETHING
>>62284695China is uninvestable until they formally become a superpower.
>>62284784Bro lmao you're fucked. Markets been crabbing and you just bought the top nigga.
>CNBC seething about MicronYou gotta love it.
I haven't been here for a while. I have some hope extra cash in my IRA what should I load up on?
poor bobos
Don't forget to invest in your physical wellbeing chaps
>>62284761I'm up 320% and I'm holding
>>62284790I managed to sell with $150 loss
>>62284727I currently have little under half my networth in QS and SLDP. Solid-state battery stocks, these two pretty much static or even negative. It's rough seeing memory pump and having money sidelined that but I'm holding them because I do see battery tech as a lottery ticket. I disregard all the stocks that are now pumping because I though they were priced in so I guess I'll ride or die on these two.Ahhh, what honestly sucks more is seeing my sector pump and being jobless. Like fucking hell, every CEO has some sort of electrical engineering background and I'm here crying on a Vietnamese clam diving forum.
WOOOOOLF!!!
I just hit +100% from exactly a year ago on my account, no leverage, very few trades, six figuresPretty fucking based, thinking of taking 50k out for a new boat to celebrate
Why didn't you buy ASTC
>>62284792PULSAR helium
AMD still has room to 3-5x
>>622848013,900 loss on my part a day of getting raped
Macy's is up like 30% since Berkshire bought it lol
man fuck quantum space AI just bought some TDUP a marketplace for used clothesvolumes are a bit iffy but the institutional buying/ownership got me very interestedmight break even within the next couple of quarters but the business is solid if a bit boring
>>62284410I need more riot calls fuck >>62284434Vxus has been fucking my ass. I abandoned most of my position. It has done fuck all for 6 months now while voo has increased dramatically
>>62284691Nothing really>semis/tech/spaceOnly thing pumping to levels so high it doesn't feel safe to invest in long term>everything elseFeels like this stuff just crabs for so long you will end up selling only to see it pump 10% the following week.
i'm just a simple persondoing simple person things
These AIS calls have been a 6x bagger up to now, and they only expire in November.Literally why did you not buy the dip last week??
If I stare at my tickers through my broker they're always crabbing or shitting themselves, when I gawk them through tradingview or yahoo finance they're mooning.Moral of the story: never stare at line through your broker
>>62284824need him to reverse my bussy
WAIT WHATmy country had news they come to an agreement according to axioswhy no one talks about it here?
>>62284817Did they bring back the Tasso Elba shirts? Those things were comfy.
>>62284827Give me good calls anon. I'm always a pussy and only buy a couple. I could have made so much...
>>62284832>Axios
>>62284832because no one cares
I have sex with 40+ year old Colombian hookers who barely speak English.
>>62284828stop looking at lines and save a preset on your broker app of choicedaily candles for anything shorter than 3 years, weekly for above, and add your favorite indicators and astrology patterns
>>62284832what third world country you from?
>>62284691>he thinks we're close to the top
>>62284832war?
Haha GRRR GO BRRRTeehee :3
>>62284844israél
>>62284837Right now 75C calls for August on DRAM are not a terrible choice, a realistic 5x bagger. If it goes sour, sell early instead of doing hope-based trading.
>>62284576Don't forget you're quarterly estimated and state taxes :)
Oh good, piece of shit Caesars is getting acquired again. Remember when they released a sports betting app and it sucked so bad that nobody used it and their share price went nowhere as a result? Pretty embarrassing. I'll admit that I lost money there, I bought calls. Fuck! I'd still like to stay at their hotel if I ever go to vegas though. Heard the buffet is good.
>>62284424Copper shortages will only hit in 2028 if Cobre Panama keeps getting stalled and Vale operations in Brazil get delayed or anything happens to Zambia. If you're not for the long game, don't bother.
>>62284852Why would you want to go to Vegas ever? It was decent in the 2000s, but now it's expensive as shit and the whole strip smells like fucking goynip.
>>62284852are you over 50 or just drunk?
I need a couple more niggerpumps.
>>62284477Jesus Christ. Move to Switzerland, retard.Unless you're American. In that case, you're fucked forever.
I have to get a n* gger job because I didn't invest in tech stocks a couple years sgo
>>62284845Despite all this I was screwed over out of 10s of thousands back in March -_-
Just sold SOXL, and now it'll surge to 250.
Thoughts on KRKNF? Earnings are today
>>62284874Buy a put
>KOFAH FUCK'S SAKE
>>62284441>>ALAB, random networking stock in my watch list, pumping much more than MicronMicron was already half a billion 5 months ago, and is now 1 trillion. Obviously it's not going to pump that much.
>>62284874Do they work with TMC?
>>62284850I bought some july 2 61c yesterday but I do think buying some otm calls is a risk worth taking. Maybe I should sell some bullshit and buy them. I'm getting way too deep into memory tho... and I really don't know how to get out. So maybe I shouldn't stick my red dog dick in any futher
>>62284870>Jesus Christ. Move to Switzerland, retard.They've had enough of all the jeets and Filipinos coming to their country for a paycheck
I bought 0DTE SPX puts to make sure the market keeps going up
>>62284874Earnings were bad, so next stop : the Moon.
>>62284883The worlds biggest wages are now gonna keep going up.Living anywhere except Switzerland makes a person a loser.
>>6228447721% (15 fed + 6 state) for long term capital gains~30% (20 fed + 10 state) for short term capital gains
>>62284873O7
anyone noticed that call prices are absolutely unhinged right now? the volatility levels are fucking retarded>hehe sorry little faggot retail trade best I can do is 300% gain to break even on that call :^)
>>62284874I've been wanting to dump this shit and was just waiting for earnings today. What time is it at?
>>62284883Will they just force women to get abortions if they are near the cap?
>>62284901they will force the poorest people into the suicide pods
>>62284897Yes, if the current week is bullish it's almost a waste to majorly buy calls.Woulda coulda shoulda but you should have bought this week 1h into session start, that's when I bought most of my calls and I'm already up 50%+ on most of them.Or in other words, simply because you waited 2.5 trading sessions you pay 50% more.
Broadcom earnings tonight
Wow, Sandisk is finally getting off its ass. I hope it continues.
kospi looks like it'll top out againThis is a great market for swinging, if only I had taken maximum risks in january instead of listening to bogleheads.
>>62284905no their play is to make people homeless and then make homelessness illegal and then send them into prison on a 1 year sentence but in the prison you have to fight to survive so they then slap you with a +10 year sentence for violence inside the prison and now they got free slave labor for days.
>>62284817they're also closing half their stores.
>>62284897Ive been noticing that for months now -_-
>>62284908No, not until next Wednesday. Or is tonight when they give final guidance?
Ayyyy lmao>Caitlin Doornbos>@CaitlinDoornbos>The Axios-reported deal @POTUS is considering is basically the same in Iranian media yesterday that the White House denied — just dressed up in different clothes, I'm told.>Each side has to sell it to their own people, and the international audience gets caught in the middle.
I just realized that Japan got screwed because even though they made their interest rates zero so they could pump their stocks, the companies instead put all their money into american stocks instead. It makes no sense but it's a lesson that only americans can print money to pump the stocks.
What stocks should I buy?
>>62284915Oh yeah, it's 6/3. I was looking at the wrong thing like a retard.
>>62284897Can't let you make it on The Big One™
>>62284910>listening to bogleheadsDon't do that bro. I don't even wanna know the level of FOMO and foxes grapesing they're feeling over missing out on the semi rally.
>>62284897>gammaGODS
>>62284901Their natural population growth is not the problem
>>62284910>tfw half bogleI'm glad I tried a bunch of random shit.
I am still 10% cash the rest is in index funds and stongs. Red pill me on pumping the remaining 10% into sk hynix & tsmc.
So how many of you paper handed faggots sold WOLF at the very bottom?
>>62284877Actual fundamentals don't matter when retards run the market. I was a believer in Micron until Sandisk made me 50% of my investment, and despite the price and actual p/e being hated, it might just suddenly explode again. People will likely just rug MU back to less than $890 today again.
BUY?
I don't understand people who shit their pants at -2%, I've held through -50% and went to the moon after breaking even before
>>62284951Dude micron is pumping because it has a forward p/e of like 8 and the memory shortage is expected to last until 2027. It is pumping because of the fundamentals. Fucking retards abound on this board
>>62284952
In 20 years, people will look back at this time like we look back on the dotcom bubble, but they'll think we're even more retarded than the dotcom bubble people.
How long until gold miners are rated BUY by /smg/ analysts? Im getting impatient>cherrypicked pic related
>>62284962Sounds like somebody missed out on buying the 4th industrial revolution and is making a big stinky in their Depends about it.
>infq +14%Guys I wanna sell but im scared
>>62284962It's all one bubble.
>>62284954try doing that with a portfolio of +500K when you're not working anymore so you've got no income to average down
Is everybody having a good time? I didn't see this being a green day this morning
My ARM is POWERFUL
>>62284968i will never buy gold lmao
>>62284972you are allowed to sell a part of your position and lock in some profits
>Microshit actually doing something
>>62284935I wonder what happened in 2021 that suddenly cratered the fertility rate...
>>62284968nigger zoom out, there's a lot of us in SMG stll bagholding since january>HYMC used to be the golden boy of /smg/ *cries*
>>62284980I'm unsure of what type of simian actually believes this to be true, but I'm wholly unsurprised to see it here of all places.
>>62284962No, the dotcom thing was based on bullshit. This is based on money. Yes, it will come to a crashing resounding end sooner or later. But until then there is hay to be made.
>>62284972hold on until tomorrow, we got 1 more 10% pump left before the dump
>>62284978Neither did I. I figured on some profit taking after MU went 20%+ in a single day, and that would percolate over into everything else. It's a nice surprise.
>>62284982Ok, good idea
>>62284954My Feb to late March drawdown was like -60%
>>62284988thirdies love gold because their currencies are completely unreliable
>>62284654I apologize, GRRRanon
>>62284962Not if stocks don't drop for 20 more years
>>62284980>mfw still waiting on that fort nox audit
>>62284999I sold like 20% of my position, ill keep the rest in case in pumps again bit if it has another 10%+ day i gotta get out,
>>62284890Switzerland is saveAAACKKK
>>62284962>he thinks there will be people in 20 yearsbullish af
>>62284905they will keep the poorest around in fentanyl street camps for demoralization. the lower middle class will be the first forced into the pods.
>>62285002Ow. Mine was only 20% because that's when all my stop losses kicked off.
>>62284910I unironically bogled into kospi back in january
Build a bear bros still cooking
>>62284883>10mil>currently 9milanother 10% more jeets allowed, and probably more considering the birthrates
>>62285014>will the No be approvedWho phrases this garbage? Polymarket is really a clique to scam out unwitting betters will bullshit framing.
>>62285027I thought so too. But the initiative really is "No to 10 million dystopian country"
Can Trump just agree and give up?
before AI takes your jobyou're going to get your portfolios liquidated first you gambling chasing degeenerates. im getting better gains this week than at the april bottomyou're fucking up a good thing.I'm about to dump. I can't handle making this much money anymore. I know all the chasers are about to absolutely fuck this the absolute fuck up
>>62284954>>62285002eventually if you aren't retarded 1-2% will become a significant amount of money... retard maxing makes sense with noob account but after you win you should adjust risk tolerance if you expect to continue growing.mid 5 figures heavy option exposure interferes with your life and mental/physical well-being imo. it either turns you into a gooner dopamine addict retard or it keeps you awake at night feeling sick
>>62285004>currencies are completely unreliableUSA is a third world cunt?
think i might have concussiongood thing stocks are going up
>>62284988It's probably true. My relatives in China from the old country all have gold stashed because historically it has been worth more than thr currency.
>>62284986how you nogs manage to baghold everything is beyond meas far as miners go I'm still up:>11.92% on AGI>96.97% on EXK>147.38% on FSM>112.40% on GFI>1,197.41% on IAG>45.90% on KGCyou are so bad at this it isn't even funny
>>62285024im up 5.84% on BBW since I shilled it this morning. it turbo crabs like a 10% range been easy to flip it
>>62285036the American economy is actually this good. 30+% S&P year incoming.
SERVICENOW AND SNOWFLAKE CHADS, RISE UP
I for one kneel to my American overlords (pbut) and their glorious stocks printing me money
>>62284897>>62284907>>62284932maybe ill sell some collars today then..
>>62285051not if these prices keep outpacing earnings at this ratewe should sit at a comfortable 35x and ride it. the market needs to pull back a little bit, and spend some months crabbing until next earnigs. Maybe down 7%, then it ca pump again hen the next round of earnings start
i have $3k to blow, tell me what to buy to make some actual money
>>62285061what if i dont want to be in a jailbait op photo thread
>>62285064usar
>>62285039no which is why many americans and even foreigners are content to hold dollars, despite inevitable inflationin the third world there is the ever present risk that the government will simply pillage your accounts so people hide physical valuables and cashthe point was, however, that the value of gold isn't really based on use - it's based on thirdies buying it up because muh goldi would much sooner invest into copper or lithium miners than gold
>>62285064If you wanna gamble, SLS. It’d either a 5-10x or -95% though.
