GAUZ edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesOld>>62287923
>>62288558please buy my bags
> nows
DRAM sisters we're gonna make it
DRAM bros wrf is going on?
>good DELL earnings>because of this suddenly the AI narrative works and its pumping >literal sector rotation because of DELL earnings>fucking DELL
Ferrari Luce
fucking rug already
PLTR bros we did it!
the case for owning anything that isn't a semi stock seems to be evaporatingO, PFE, CVX; all getting slow rugged and fucked. every semi stock i own is up. SPYI is up.there's not enough money in the world to pay for all the AI demand.
I shilled you HPE. Since cisco earnings.
>Markets have pumped +100% this past week on filler newsThere is no way this is sustainable right? There has to be a correction at some point, right? Right?
>>62288572
OH BOY ANOTHER GREEN DAY WHERE THE RUSTLER 2K DOES ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING, JUST SITS THERE WITH TWO THUMBS IN ITS ASS FIDDLIN ITS PROSTATE TO ANIME CARTOONS
Let's see how this works out.Nice chunk at ath and have another bundle waiting on stand by.
My 401k went up 10% this month bros. Its just index funds
Are we buying ASTS and LUNR on the dip?
We're hitting biblical levels of greed in this market
>>62288584Which indices bogle chad?
SOFTWARE BROS WE ARE ROTATING BACK
I feel kinda bad for convincing that one anon to sell his soxl calls the other day.
>>62288588Lol
>>62288591Nowgang just getting warmed up
any fellow INFQ bagholders want to kiss?
>gauzy jeet scamcoin pump and dump op thread>gauzy jeet scamcoin pump and dump posts Jannies dead at the fucking wheel yet again.
is it too late to get into PLTR or DELL?
i just buy random all caps 3 to 4 letters i see posted here, i dont research anything, if the poster types enough words i just buy it
>>62288570
Next week on /smg/We do business with some of these companiesPlease look forward to it
>>62288584that's below average
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN ANONWHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING ANON???
>>62288588>We're hitting biblical levels of greed in this marketthe money lender are in the temple again?? didn't even know the temple was rebuilt tbqfh
>>62288600Pltr is early still. It hasn’t gotten any good influx of volume yet
>>62288591This shit is gonna rug hard next week. Get out now (kek), you've been warned.
>>62288609Is there a reason they haven't rebuilt the temple?
>>62288597I'm not touching anybody who bought after quantum got Trumped.
>>62288606no way it reaches 2022 levels again
I'm selling everything for more dram calls and soxl.
ok red day. I said crab but I revise it. We pumped immediately, this is typical for a red day where it just for no reason dumps. First the retardpump into dump.
>>62288570peak bubble behavior
>>62288600Dell pump is over judging by its same trajectory as Intel. It will crab with minimal gains as befitting of a dinosaur company. Just wait for Trump's next insider trading announcement.
>>62288616It was a SPAC that was a different company lolI'm aiming for $60 this EOY & $100 EOY 27
>>62288601Stop don't give the jeets ideas
JBC - Just Buy Calls
>>62288591I JUST FOMOD INTO ONDAS I DONT KNOW WHAT IT OR SERVICENOW DOES BUT I WENT IN WITH LEAPS NIGGA
>>62288591Might ape this anon. Might be reckless and sell my vxus to get in on it. I'm so euphoric. Tell me about your track record before I blindly follow you.
>>62288620It'd be one thing if Dell pumped and companies relating to dell. But we have a sector rotation out of defensive. Which is insane hysteria
I already have 1000 shares of DRAM, but technically it's like less than 10% of my portfolio. wanna double it atleastshould I wait for a dip or buy now?
why is oust going up I bagheld them last year
>>62288636Buy next tuesday
>>62288601Basically how i got mu, which got me into sndk. Which is how I made all money.
>>62288594If this is what "greed" is after 2 months of nearly straight pumping, then guess Im holding we are no where near a dump. Just maintain pumping percentages at these WoW levels and I get rich, market doesnt crash, I sell once rich, I immigrate out before hyperinflation lel
>>62288603chances hpe does a dell?
Whoever shilled NASA here yesterday I want my fucking money back
>>62288639nigger tuesday?
>>62288642Dell got the contract, HPE did not
>>62288603and gitlab might do an atlassian... but maybe not? docusign would be another saas(-ish) stock that would stand to gain i think
>>62288636SPCE. It's going to keep pumping, trist me.
>>62288636I've seen her girl dick
Prepare yourself for the dump. I'm buying into AI.
why is tesla crashing?
>>62288652as a company it's going nowhere, just another islanders vanity project
WHAT THE FUCK
Sorry, btu the market own't make it
Um space bros are you ok?
>>62288651looks like im not the only smarty pants thinking that
when do i buy in now?it keeps pomping
Don't look now but Nigvidya is green
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
OWARI DA SMIGGER SANY'ALL JUST APED ALL IN AT THE BLOWOFF TIPPEST TOPAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62288669i want to open her up and clean dust out of her
>>62288667datacenter stocks are taking a hit today so maybe there, coreweave looks attractive 99 billion arr, nvidia is in and so is aschenbrenner.
MY PHOTONICS ARE MELTING
>>62288634it's not hard to understand doll. the boom is in tech. if you had watched the market in the 2010's you would have seen this everyday. defensive sectors had a good moment when you started your investing, which was a particularly tough time in the market. this trend can go on for as long as the boom keeps going, and consensus is that it will last for several more years. defensive stocks aren't the place to be. it's one thing to be obstinate arguing with me, it's another to do it with the market, that can't be emotionally manipulated and doesn't care about your feelings.
>>62288671Thank GOD i bought a actually good stock
>>62288619your signals are all fucked upyou should stop calling shit and take long term position because its blood green and until you can see that green you shouldn't be making short term trades
>>62288664Damn i just looked at asts and I cant believe it got up to 130. I sold my bag at like 67 for a loss. At least i put it into mu, which has been super productive. But i do worry about 5 years from now. Asts might be crazy in thr future.
Another day, another SPX all time high.
>>62288660That's bullshit. It's going to keep getting government contracts. Richard Branson is part of the Jeffrey Island club so you know this company will print one day. >Leave the real world to the goyim.
>>62288676no i mean service now
>>62288662i fucking hate profit takersthe market is gay; those with the most money can control the most shares; they can dump their shares to lower prices and then buy those shares back to raise prices.maybe there should be a rule you need to hold a share x number of days before you can sell if your net worth is over 10m or something like that.
>>62288677Same bro. I really have to start hedging with at least one put option when entering positions like this
>>62288684I'm all in except for another 100k chunk.I'd love for there to be a dip but.... Well...
>>62288670Wtf is your problem???
EVERYTHING IS REDAAAAAAAEVERYTHING IS REDAAAAAAAEVERYTHING IS REDAAAAAAAEVERYTHING IS REDAAAAAAAEVERYTHING IS REDAAAAAAAEVERYTHING IS REDAAAAAAA
>>62288658Maybe people are finally reading the spaceX IPO filing, which reads like Nick Land wrote it and contains no path to profitability nor justifies its valuation, and realizing that our ketamine addled h1b importer can't make good on any of his promises. Maybe people are selling because a different unrelated billionaire (Bezos) blew up his own rocket.Maybe you're gay. Maybe I'm gay. It's gonna go back up anyway. That's the market right now.All reddit - style line breaks in this post are specifically intended to irritate you, the reader. Remember to smile and keep smigging.
>>62288693he's a cringe retard ritual poster, isn't it obvious?
A month ago i seriously considered putting 1/3rd my portfolio into Aurubis AG as a market buffer, i regret not doing it.
>>62288642I have tried to tell people here without being an incessant shitposter that HPE was moving because they own Juniper, that it would keep going up to hit their reratings since Cisco earnings. Because of the dell bump the stock's now sitting in or past where they were rerated. Now people wait to see margins on their actual earnings report and we see if firms more cautious on them like Morgan Stanley move their targets. Could go either way the implied move is double digits.
Its all fun and games sitting there huffing your own farts, until that warm wet goo leaks out...
DRAM bro why are you going down
>AVAV hit with class action. Should've sold yesterday like I was thinking.
WHY IS EVERYTHING CRASHING
>>62288682What did you just say?
day 91 of the strait being closed
>>62288705sorry. I just bought. it should back back up as soon as I sell
dell is up 30% today or is my chart broken? wtf
>>62288709it's friday and no one wants to hodl over a weekend with cheetoh retard in office
intel is the biggest dogshit paper everit is high in pre but keep dumping on openingshould have sold 2 weeks ago
is it retarded to buy into rklb today before spacex ipo?
Should I just cancel my limits and market buy?
>>62288718it was 38 in the morning
>>62288716why have you done this
>he didn’t sell NVDA yetBig oof for me dog
>>62288713God I fucking love Franz Von Stuck. I've got a print of The Sin hung up in my cool goth apartment and it looks really cool. Hope you make some money, anon.
>>62288726selling? I boughteted more
>>62288726Sold half for soxl. Dont really know why I'm holding on to 5k...
7585 0DTE butterfly
PLEASE INFQ JUST MAKE IT BACK TO $17 I WON’T EVEN ASK FOR ATH
is it time to buy ali baba international equity GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>infq
Bad news anons. I just got back from the doctor.He said my dick is red due to a major issue with my circulation and I could lose all use of it.
Reminder
>>62288742red like a dog?
>>62288742Well its not like you were using it for much anyway smiggy wiggy :3
>>62288742it is dog dick day after all
I had my finger over PLTR at $132 on Wednesday AH, but my boss called me to work on something immediately. I fucking hate being a wagie so much.
>>62288742Please let it be dog dick
>>62288711spy bouncing off ath and giving a red candle isnt this uber bearish moment thats gonna cause your puts to print
>>62288751>>62288750>>62288744I'm just playing yall my red dog dick is here to stay
It’s my money and I want it NOW
>>62288756That's me with the dog dick, furry tip
>>62288758You sly dog.
>>62288742>major issue with my circulationWhat's the issue exactly?
FOMO is too high for me. I'm buying SOXL and DRAM monday morning.
>they have conditioned an entire generation of retards to feverishly buy literally any dip
Bessent literally won't stop shorting Oil
*pop*
>>62288760How did that scam work? Did they give you a lump sum and charge tons of interest?
>>62288771My smigga
>>62288743What happened? He short?
>>62288768Highly bullish
canada is in recession
looks like my $752 0DTE puts might be in play now
>>62288633I bought amd and nbis leaps in Jan and sold for decent profits. 28.10 to 101.70 a leap for amd and nbis was 21.54 to 65 for half of them then trims until 100 a leap.
>>62288771This can only end well
>>62288766I'm a dog baby
>>62288768money is fake so this works
>>62288781Nice anon, next lotto ticket? More calls?
>>62288768So just sell before the music stops. That's all you have to do.
S&P new low for the day, welcome to the 2026 bear market
>>62288773They’d buy structured settlements off people for a lump sum discount and then profit off the cash flows.
>>62288771
>>62288709I contemplated buying INFQ and the mere thought of me buying in caused it and other quantum stocks to dump. Sorry about that
Ok the Russian air force maneuvers i am seeing at the moment have legitimately got me a bit spooked and those F35's being moved to finland hmmmmmmmmmm
>>62288790
>>62288775No he was grateful he sold his puts at the end of premarket and admitted it does have retard strength.
>>62288790The music never stops. Whenever it starts to get quieter a bunch of retards starts singing again.
ohnononono bros my calls
they really want me to buy in a 13% pump on now huh? they wont give me a chance to buy huh?
>>62288795>the russian rug pull may be near
>>62288558New retard here, been farting around with day(paper) trading futures, seems like everybody here is going for more long term investments based on actual information instead of CHART MAKES FUNNY LINE OONGABOONGA/What's SMGs opinion on day trading? viable move or playground for retards to lose money on?
>>62288799Checked and saving this for future >futures or >nows usage
Intcel bros….not like this
>>62288793I sold puts on oil today, just turned green again, but this faggot won't stop trying and he won't win this battle. Couldn't beat Iran, gonna beat the market?
i'm losing unimaginable amounts of money
>>62288808haha you’ll buy at 140 on a red day and think you got a great deal
>>62288795OK, brief us, Tom Clancy.
>>62288812RECESSED MAXILLA NIGGA
Peace status?
180 dollar stable paperincel is the biggest dogshit stock of all last to 2 weeks
>>62288578nobody cares about news
Uhhh can goyim do that?!
>>62288767I'm thinking of tripling down.
>>62288823Is this real? She looks like one of those Easter Island statues.
>another video of Steve seething about AI>two new topics about RAM, one being that TeamGroup and ADATA are taking on debt to acquire RAM modulesThis is not done yet.
S&P JUST WENT NEGATIVE -.08
>>62288815should i buy on a green day at 121 then?
>>62288809Saw today that Russia is producing -10% diesel MoM (april to may) due to Ukraine.
Bobo is cummingCan you hear him?He is CUMMING
Amazon is down 1%, only 99% more to go boss.
>>62288835today was the last day to sell in may and go away
kek bobo trying to crash AMD again cute
>>62288838Not in my ass, he's not
>>62288841Realistically you're going to have managers chasing window dressing for the end of month statements so they're not well below the S&P gains for the month. Unless yesterday was the last day for trades to settle for the current month.
>>62288700i think im gonna fomo in. tired of missing vertical candles.
How do you feel about silver at this time? Slv calls? or even just shares
SHORT CANADA
>>62288598the man in gauzethe man in gauze
>>62288857Silver is going to become much cheaper when we start mining it in outer space boss.
Fell for it again award
>>62288817There has been somewhat of a mutual understanding between Kyiv and Moscow that striking parliament buildings was a redline but it seems that Russia is preparing to strike the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine (their parliament) previously Kyiv said that if they did this the kremlin and other Russian government sites would be targeted , there is also a somewhat smaller chance that some western embassies may be targeted tonight by Russia, although i this may just be the set up for the attack latter as there are some signs that this will be just another missile attack and not the "big" one, but Zelensky has stated their is credible intelligence the aforementioned worst case scenario attack is likely
>>62288794Don't sweat Anon. I bought last week and I'm fine with averaging down.
Axios?
>>62288850Oh really?
>>62288860This could have been avoided if they just let us annex them boss.
>>62288854I sold out of my credit verticals because their short leg was at 40 bucks and I'm less sure about earnings now that we're up here. Might just buy some calls though.
>>62288860how can canada hit recession before eu? what did I miss?
>>62288866please be true i need a dip so fucking badWHAT DO I EVEN BUY AT THESE PRICES
lmao everytime I see oil making a little headway it gets its bussy split by Bessent
>US President Trump: “Iran must agree that they will never have a Nuclear Weapon or Bomb. The Hormuz Strait must be immediately open, no tolls, for unrestricted shipping traffic, in both directions.” - TSLWhy does this send oil down?
>>62288866So just some spicy RC plane flinging this weekend? Lame.
>>62288869>ChatGPT Image May 29, 2026, 03_52_18 PM.png
DUUUUUUUUUMPPPPPPPPPPPNOWASTRDWQBTSI NEED CHEAPIESAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62288879Also why must it be immediately open? He doesn't need it.
A few eights and the market will turn out just great :)>US NAVAL BLOCKADE LIFTEDWAGMI
Uhhhhh wtfwt
>>62288857I'm gonna stick with physical. Lost too much chasing the last run.
>>62288834Honestly, how long before nvidia stops even supporting gaming?
>only made $17k in a $143k portfolioeverybody making over $250k with massive daily gains and im here broke as shit. fml
>>62288880no nukes if you were wondering, but this on top of the attack in Romania and other strange statements from European officials and defense sources from both NATO and the UAF make me think it will be a escalatory conventional attack
>>62288879The algo's read "agree" and ran with it.
>>62288873They've been in one for a while now but they're finally admitting it
>>62288896Whatcha holding smegro?
>>62288834I play games but /v/ and their youtubers seething makes me laugh, may AI continue to bump up those prices NO VIDYA FOR POORFAGS
>>62288879they literally had that before starting the war and then killed the guy that didn't want nukes.....
>>62288896You're doing fine, bud.
>>62288564Obese Chinese AI cowWhat the fuck?>nowsWhat happened to then?
>>62288896man thats incredible work, keep it upwe were all there too
>Trump: US to Lift Iran Naval Blockade After Nuclear and Hormuz Commitments - Truth SocialIran must agree to never have a nuclear weapon or bombStrait of Hormuz must be opened immediately with no tolls and unrestricted two-way shippingRemaining water mines in the Strait must be removed or detonated by IranShips caught by the U.S. naval blockade can begin heading home as the blockade is liftedEnriched nuclear material buried underground will be unearthed by the U.S. in coordination with Iran and the IAEA, then destroyedNo money will be exchanged until further noticeFinal determination pending after Situation Room meeting>still demanding the dustIs this.. ???? w
>He isn't schlonging RDDT
>>62288566hoping it has a big dip today so i can load up more
prepare ze vee
>>62288896at six figs you dont need to play crazy high risk, just moderate risk and a few years will get you to 200k and after that it gets easier and easier with every subsequent year without needing to increase risk.
Say hello to your wives!
>>62288656whats it looks like
>>62288900Honestly I just wanted copium for my MICfolio.
NOK PLEASSSEEEEEEEE
I bogled.
>>62288880>>62288866
Why don’t we just give Iran access to Trump accounts and call it even
>>62288881You invested in this. This is your karma.
>>62288903voo, ftec, mu, goog, nvidia, tsmc. in roth dram and baka. i should've went all in instead of diworsification huh? fell for the voo boomer meme which i dumped most of it in.
henlo mr kevini ate nasty soup for lunchplease give me soem chalkiesthank you
>>62288920So, he's demanding and says "other items, of far less importance, have been agreed to"That means the other things have not been agreed to. He basically just tries to pump things.
>>62288926Doesn't he say that every week though?
>60 more days of taco pumpsBased
It's a new quarter Monday, goys, anybody selling some losers for tax losses?
NOW is pumping
IT'S NOT OVER YET
>>62288938Yes, but a good indicator of if it will actually be different this time is if foreign embassies in Kyiv back it up like the US did last time before the previous strikes on Kyiv using orsehnik, and Russia themselves says they are which they did last time and this time they stated they will attack military industrial sties, airports (so the usual) but for the first time decision making and governmental facilities, so if Ukraine says they are going to do it, NATO says they are going to do it and most importantly Russia says they are going to do it i would think this time may be different (No nukes though)
>>62288777>>62288860So used to this just being the maymay I didn't even register the first poster was a thing.Maybe the liberals should pissing match with Trump more that'll fix it.
>>62288934Pretty sure that refers to the things Iran gets out of this. ie. Tolling the strait. But maybe it's other things now, since he'd probably just mention that if it was only that.
ooooooooo PALANTIR SISTERS
trump lifted his blockade on hormuz and is taking a "final decision" about iran (nothingburger)
>>62288834no one should give a fuck about gamers. its their own fault for not participating in the stock market. I dont mind paying 2k for a gpu instead of the regular 1k every 3-4 years as long as my entire profile is up in the 5 digits. In fact I hope ram and gpu prices stay elevated, this filters out a lot of retarded people who should partake in this hobby.
>>62288947>this time may be differentWell, here's hoping, I guess.
Trump's exit strategy
SILVER
>>62288860I can't believe electing a triple-citizen international banker didn't literally fix everything in Canada. The adults are supposed to be in charge.
>>62288921cute and feminine
if you're buying now you're probably buying trump's bagshe's about to crash the economy
>>62288860Can someone do some quick TA on CA?
>>62288834As a gamer myself, my PC is around 10 years old and it doesn’t even matter. Nothing that demands more is worth playing. Older PC games and emulators are where it’s at.
saw someone complaining that if they had gotten into qtex earlier they could have been a millionaire>first /biz/ posts about this, even insulting it, was 5 days after it popped offCongrats on this guys, really. But hey if we want to talk about how much we're up on goog or amd or down on oil that's good too.
I've got wicked stinky gas and ive got to attend a conference all afternoon. I'm going to gas out a bunch of lawyers.
>>62288915I am boss
Trump must have worded it like this so that the algos don't understand there's no agreement
my net worth hit $1.5m today :)))
>SPX 5 min chart
>>62288979Mine hit 2 mil, I sell feet pics and pretend to be a girl online for boomers.
>>62288978anyone buying this news is a complete retard
unironically I cured FOMO by selling MU, DRAM, and SOXL for a +10% and came to the realization even though its popping off I didn't feel so comfy investing in something that is pumping so hard. Call me retarded but I'll just go put my money elsewhere.
>>62288976Are they Jewish Lawyers?
GRRR wonYou lost
>>62288977And I thought I was swinging my big reddit dick around with a measly 250 shares. I kneel.
>>62288992Thank u for ur service
Damn, didn’t know americans were this bad.
slurping space stocks
Dick on red, holes need fedNuts on wet, holes need sex
>>62288996I’m back in with calls for July
>>62288979>>62288988Congratulations smiggers and smigguetes I'm very proud of u :3
>>62288988sounds like a tougher job than I have. hard work paying off at least
What's the case for Duolingo?It's good at gamifying.It's almost unusable for free users.It's shit as a learning app for paying customers and you have to be retarded to spend money on it.It's a slow and incomplete as a learning tool.There are good alternatives already.
>>62288990It's unironically insane that the market is at all moving to it. It has no new content, nothing.Just read this part about the removal <3which it is agreed". He used the term agreed in regard to which nation is able to get the dust out of the ground, not that it is agreed to happen at all. Who agreed that only the US and China can do it?
>>62288996It's MOASS time!!!!
I holded when I should've solded.
>>62289013>What's the case for Duolingo?People who started it don't want to lose their streaks. Nobody truly uses it to learn languages
>>62288979Congrats anon. I hit 500k in my brokerage. I have money stored away elsewhere but this is my main metric. I want 1 mil soon.
>>62288963I hear ya
>>62288920He is so infuriating. HAS A DEAL BEEN REACHED OR NOT, FUCKER? If it has, why is Trump still making demands? If it hasn't, what the fuck is he deciding on in the situation room?
>>62289013people realised it's bad at teaching language so they'll go to 0
>>62288988>>62288979>>62289021Congrats to all of you. I'm jelly as hell but I'll be there one day.
SPCE bros ww@
Saw this bad boy fly over my house just before. Was for a flyover at Arlington cemetery.Stocks for this feel?
>>62289023It doesn't matter, buy stocks goy
>AAOIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62288992The problem is there are no actual dips on that shit, but I remember SOXL doing a -90% multiple times in the last couple of years.Semiconductor demand is basically constant but the periods where it falls off will kill you.The most obnoxious part is watching redditors who were fudding micron just 2 months ago in march now all in on the micron train. Like you had a good dea and all the dumbasses who said it wouldn't work now pretend they thought of it, while also ruining it for oyu.
>>62288920Every time I read a trump tweet its like that one friend you're afraid to say hi to because you know you'll get ambushed with a text novel if you look away for 10 minutes I just cant be asked to read all this shit
>Blockade lifted>Market barely reactsHuh... are people not buying the tacos anymore? Is NACHO the new hotness?
>>62289037Disbelief
We’re ahead of schedule so we can’t go up too fast
>>62288603Credo, pump it!
>>62289026We're all gonna make it bro. Shitposting aside I want all smiggers to get rich. I've learned a lot from fucking around here and reading anons posts, and we're all basically buddies here in my eyes. T. About to hit 150,000 in the poorfolio, not paying my fucking bills yet but it feels damn good to have reached six figure land.
>>62289028Damn thats a lot of choppers
I can apparently vote for who gets to stay on the board of directors or something. I don't give a shit tbհ fäm smհ
>>62288603Which ones will say "AI"
>>62288652How do we frontrun anthropic?
>>62289044You take out your money to pay your quarterly estimated taxes yet?I was 150k until this week, because I owe 8.7k federal and 2k state. Now I'm down to a sad 138k.
>>62288603Gambling on earnings is the 8 leg parlay of stocks
CLF trannies just keep winning!!
>>62289028#NoVAFUCK i95
Literal last chance before $20 smiggy wiggies.You've been given ample notice.
>>62288728Goth!
>>62289044based
>>62289046Not really. Pretty quiet day. DC area can get very crowded with training.
i bought some soxs calls as hedge for the weekend. I’m a real trader now. call me Mr.the wolf of wallstreet from now on
>>62289023it's been literally 3 months.
>>62288613They tried once before and the earth rejected them. First there were a bunch of storms and earthquakes that undid their progress and collapsed the inns some of the workers were staying in, killing them. Then the ground they were laying the foundation on literally exploded and burned up most of the workers and their tools.
No hate, just hoping that, as soon as it reaches $980, Micron starts algorithmically dumping to trigger stop limits and reach $890 again as I just watched it rise and didn't buy the dip.
>>62289037The market is already up. You should instead be asking "why doesn't the market care about the impending fuel crisis" and the answer is the market is retarded.
WOOOOOOOLF!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>62289076The only reason it's still under $1000 is to stuff all the calls expiring today
>>62289054Not yet. I'm gonna get buckbroken so hard this year on taxes actually. This is the first year I've been SIGNIFICANTLY profitable, which I'm grateful for, but I've done it on Robinhood with no tax strategy whatsoever. I'm sure to sing the blues when tax day comes, but why take the money out early instead of letting it continue generating returns until the end of the year? I know there's some threshold where you have to start filing quarterly but I haven't really been keeping it in mind... My realized profit YTD is 22,000 so I actually might have to get on top of that. Thanks for bringing it up, actually.
>>62288860this is hilarious, gives another layer to the whole tariff thing last yearenough fooling around, single market. or customs union at least. it's insanity how we've gone this long without something like that.
>>62289078>impending fuel crisisYou oiltards have been claiming this for months.
>>62289037Three weeks of pricing in. Buy the rumor nigger
The Nintendo chud from the other day made me wonder so I checked, and NTDOY is up today. Price estimate for a year from now is 35 (213%). I'm not buying but I'm keeping an eye on it.
WHY WON'T SOXL DUMP FUCKKKK!!!!!!
>>62289093EmBEARassing
>>62289074>tfw would have 500k in my brokerage but I bought landIt feels so empty. I like numbers on screen.
>>62289084The way you're supposed to make the estimation is based on the taxable income on your return from the previous year so if you go hard this year next year will be rough, gotta keep up making those gainz
what happen to asts / space stocks?
>>62289102A rocket exploded so I bought the dip
>$NOWI should've jumped in at $100. Jensen was shilling it and I think Trump did as well. Fuck. All you literally have to do is pick the stocks these guys are promoting. At least I've made a shit ton on AMD and INTC. But I need GENERATIONAL WEALTH
why is mstr mooning suddenly? i thought cypto is ded you miggers said
So apparently we ended out blockade early and are going to negotiate to get Iran to comply
>we are pumping on a wish list from a demented orange clown
>>62289107DRAMRAM
>>62289107
>>62289110why does HELLO have capslock? is it a special ticker signal?
>>62289107Calls on YALL
>>62289111Stay seething, libtard
>>62289110Isn't Trump basically only blocking Iranian ships? I mean, isn't that the goal? Aren't they mostly blocked from leaving, so they could return at any time anyways? So which ships does he mean?
Bobina is getting raped
>>62289075well shit that should be a red flag for them>>62289124He's blocking the ships of the navy we already destroyed apparently
tower semi and semtech are both down huge. this is not ok
>>62289054I just paid 85k in taxes in May. The absolute worst part was seeing where it went. 1k was infrastructure?https://canadaspends.com/en/tax-visualizer?province=AB&income=250000&year=2025
memory is deadits overi will sell everything now
>>62288690commie detected.And if there was such a rule it would be played against you. Careful what you wish for.
>>62289105It's still a long ways off from ATHs. I'd like to wait for a good dip to get in myself but I'm not sure we're gonna get one (it'll dip after I buy in so I'll be sure to post here when I do)
MSTR
>>62288640The founder of those was rejected by the US embassy 3 timesRemember to heil modi or something
>>62289086I know this thread is full of some of the dumbest faggots in the world but the reality here is that even if the government uses Paper Oil to short the price down, if countries are running out of physical fuel then it doesn't matter how much you faked the price, it doesn't even matter if you prevent it from going to 150 a barrel, your industires will still shut down from lack of fuel, you dumb fuck.
>>62289145>>62289145>>62289145
>>62289032PHOTONICSSISTERS WHAT'S GOING ON
>>62289121Why did you miggers leave bant. You need to go back poorfag.
kek doing it ike trump
>>62289128>They should have learned from the last time they tried thatHey...>>62289124He was blocking ships doing business with Iran. And I think just oil tankers at that. So mostly Chinese
>>62289098Thank you, that is interesting... So given that last year I didn't owe anywhere near as much, my trades sucked, I'm actually okay for this year and will get start getting smoked next year? It saves me the inconvenience of calling H&R block on Monday at least. If I keep making these kind of returns I really need to be a grown-up and learn how taxes work. Maybe I even have to hire a CPA to help me out. These IRS penalty fees that I'm seeing on a quick Google search look pretty fucking unpleasant.
>>62289097Yeah. Feels like the market is a giant middle finger to me, since I was calling a bottom right around the beginning of april but got cucked. It's annoying watching redditors who were saying it was going lower because fuck drumpfy now talking about how many calls they're writing on their quantum play or whatever.
>>62289128>He's blocking the ships of the navy we already destroyed apparentlyThere’s no way you’re actually this stupid. Lmao. He’s blocking Iranian merchant vessel you fucking knob
>>62289110Peace with honour! Peace for our time.
>>62289150TRUST THE PLAN
>>62289136it's pretty funny how it keeps making double tops and top signs and then someone tweets about the blockade ending or secret oil being found in korea and then it pumps some more.
>>62289147and if everyone registers their gamestop shares there'll be the mother of all short squeezes and your bags with 10x in value
>>62289157The way I understand it that's what you're on the hook for, and that's how I've made my est payments without any issue but I trade full time. H&R block should be able to pinpoint exactly what you should pay
>>62289140nice... really funny considering how boomer blue chip companies like dell are up 30% just today. bitchuds are really fucked lol
>>62289084You will just get a payment penalty. About 1000 per 100k or so. Very rough estimate.
Anyone else pick up some Ondas on sale? Shiz already recovering
PURR
>>62289201bitcoin will have its time in the sun i think, might take a few years though.might not be a bad idea to start slowly loading up on it.
>>62289084just keep it in your brokerage. the penalty is fucking pennies compared to the gains you could make on it.it's what i do.
>>62289194Thanks man. I seriously appreciate the advice. I'll ring up H&R block on Monday and figure it out, they're good local boomers who know me by name.
