right choice edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62289145
> nows
Paycheck dropped in hot today.Got $500 to throw around ( not really, but i can live off rice and beans this coming month)what buy frens
should I slurp some astc?if they really do quantum lunar excavation the stock might hit 1000+ within a year
not first for crash
Afternoon, smiggers.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA save me TrumpMention LRCX in an interview once
How can Iran agree to a peace deal if Hezbollah is not included? And Israel is going full on in Lebanon right now and won’t want to stop
I'm traveling next month, how do I find prostitutes in winnipeg?
Nice choice in OP. It's lambo ticket season.
Why is everything red??
>>62289743I forgor
>>62289743trust the plan, patriot.
>ferrari
Isn't Ferrari the only brand that even Jay Leno didn't care for? They have way too many jumps and hurdles to just buy one of their standard models. Also if you need some repairs, it has to be a Ferrari dealership and not some third party mechanic.
>>62289743its overfucking shit i just want to get out of the negative aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Quantum computer
>>62289750I could see it. They're autistic. Here's our color options, no you may not repaint it or wrap it, can't do this, can't do that, etc, we will sue you and we WILL win.Lambo - do whatever the fuck you want with it
My solar stuff is down today but I assume Trump will do something dumb soon
ASTC halted down kek
>>62289753QUANTUM IS BULLSHIT. IT'S NOT USED FOR ANYTHING EXCEPT CRYPTOGRAPHY AND ATOMIC CLOCKS. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!
>>62289761they couldn't handle the pumpsad
Trump needs to tweet NOW (not the ticker)
>>62289764>cryptographyit can't find the prime factors of 2 digit numbers without serious help...such a joke.
Luxury cars are the biggest god damm wastes of money anyway. I even drive a sports car and it cost me less than 40k. I owe 0 dollars on it so it belongs to me.
>>62289754what, how is that allowed? isnt it your car if you buy it kek
>>62289767>without serious helpagentic AI will help it boss
So, why do you want a ferrari/lamborghini anyway?
Getting kinda nervousMaking a little bit too much moneyI don't think it's supposed to go up like this without any dips
>>62289768There's bigger things to waste money on. Like why do you need a 3 bedroom house, you can just raise your family of 4 in a studio apartment bro.
>>62289771suing may be a bit much but they make you sign a contract saying you won't resell it within 1 year, and when you do sell it you have to give a dealer the first right of refusal, and you must NOT alter the engine, bodywork, paint, or anything, especially anything, that could damage the "image" of ferrari. If you violate these rules...you're on a blacklist and they won't sell another ferrari to you. lmao.
PALANTARDS WW@?A bit more and I'll be able to dump this shit.
Why did this orange migger lie to us again?
>>62289773If I was an arab, they'd be appealing.
>>62289776>you're on a blacklist and they won't sell another ferrari to you. lmao.well that makes more sense, but yeah still cringe
I prefer US products bosswhat is the dell of ferrari's?
>>62289768Insane how people will pay ridiculous premium for a car that is essentially only good for its appearance as you cannot fully utilize its specs anywhere where anyone can see it. And even if you could 99% of people who own one wouldn't be able to properly handle it.
>>62289728Honestly bro just have fun with your money, you're going to be poor regardless
>>62289748keeps the tires warm for better traction.
>>62289766We are selling the news on the deal that actually isn't a deal yet
there is literally a new sandisk/astc/roboai like every other monthall you have to do is find it3000%+ gains without any derivatives
>>62289790OK what's next boss I'm going to drop 100k
fortinet. no one is talking about it. I will leave it at that. do with that information what you will.
>>62289753DELL isn't in Quantum as well?
>>62289764But what if we put quantum computers.... ON THE MOON
>>62289798>up 60% last month nice try, but you won't catch bagholding (again)
>>62289728QHFIX
>>62289809right now almost everything is up 60%+ or more for the past 1-2 months.
>>62289764>>62289753quantum computing will have non-linear progress. researchers suggested to me i should bump up my timeline for post-quantum cryptography.
>>62289784>what is the dell of ferrari's?Ford Motors. But we already pumped 50% this month, you're late.
veeva systems?
vulva systems?
>>62289818>ride the busthat's where I draw the line
>>62289817AI will bust quantum development. Together they bust nuclear and in 2030 Space X price will be on the Mars.
>>62289728SOXL and DRAM
>Speaking to Al Mayadeen, Mehdi Rahimi, head of the Iranian Parliament News Agency, said that US President Donald Trump is staging a performance, affirming that Iranian officials have stated that no understanding has been reached yet.>He added that Trump has no option other than reaching an agreement in order to break the war deadlock.>Rahimi stated that if the two conditions set by the Iranians, the release of frozen assets and a halt to the war in Lebanon, are not met, there will be no agreement.>He stressed that the Iranians are firmly and seriously maintaining their position.>Rahimi also noted that the situation in the Strait of Hormuz is no longer what it was before the war.>Air defence activity reported near Iran's Qeshm Island - Mehr NewsBULLISH
$GRRR bros...We won
>>62289832Israel is punishing Lebanon because they can’t terror bomb Iran anymore. They won’t give that up
Just had sex with another escort.$350 down the drain.I ALMOST wish I never got rich off Soxl.
>>62289830>bustboostMy dyslexia always result the opposite.
Wtf Dell?? Is this a GameStop thing???
>>62289810saar, i want to make money >>62289831already balls deep in DRAM. In fact, it is 80% of my poorfolio.>soxl i'm not a degen, saarr
>>62289840>tfw that's not your life
wingstop stock cheap as fjck right now, what happened
what's a good price to buy into DRAM
In all the trading platforms I have been in everyone was raving about the upcoming earnings for Marvell but the reaction was so lukewarm and any updates they provided were already expected / priced in. But barely anyone was talking about Dell, and it turned out it was a sleeper giant with their earnings blowing everything out of the water. Clearly I am in the wrong circles.
>>62289753They were all originally male, btw. Like Francesca Prelati and whatever the h*ck the gay community has with that little Da Vinci back-up body thing.
>>62289850You’re not missing out on much. If anything it’s been the worst thing to ever happen to me. I’ve been having sex with escort and ordering ubereats non stop.
>US Interior Sec. Burgum: The oil market can trust Trump will get a great deal.Uhm, bullish OIL?
miggers
The more money you spend, the less you have.Why?
>>62289862You haven't really spend it, you got something in return. Calories in calories out.
>>62289853Whatever price it shows you>>62289857>I’ve been having sex with escort and ordering ubereats non stop.Truly a my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery situation
>>62289862That's why I like spending it on stocks. In exchange for my money I get these little numbers on my screen and then usually, I end up with more money than before
jerome please no crab
>>62289865I feel like every rich person (we're not talking hyper rich here like some billionaire) is missing out on buying a summer home in a trailer park in missouri just to get that comparison of poor vs rich. Living your entire life in luxury must get boring after a while, whilst going back to it after a month or so in poverty must feel like water in a desert.
>>62289860I was just about to make it when that posted
I am not as wealthy as I want to be and this is actively causing me anxiety.
so how many SPCE chads do we have here today?
Why is Trump so fucking secretive?? This fucking retard won’t give final update until market closes will he?NEED TO KNOW IF I SHOULD GO CASH!
Is the special combat operation in Persia really over? I was hoping for more death and destruction boss.
>put all money in stocks>make profit>some bullshit happens>have to pull out money from stocks to pay for bullshit>repeat for 2 years Am I winning yet?
>>62289874Imagine relying on an Israeli politician for authoritative news
The SPCE must flow!
>>62289873bought it earlier today and kinda wish i went full retard on my position. don't really want to average up either.
power ninety minutesPLEEEEAAASE
im going to buy some candy can i get you anything
A very hot take on ai. We have already reached the point where the ai and automations that can be built from it are more than enough for business purposes to eliminate most make work jobs. More infrasturcture or stronger/better models are no longer necessary, we have already passed the point where we need them to be for functional purposes and to replace human workers in mundane and unnecessary roles. Anything else is wasteful spending for these companies for building upward and not outward.
>SPCENot touching that but good luck to anons who are
>>62289873>>62289879dropped my $500. You can sell now
Gonna ape into some SOXS calls. This Iran deal looks like it’s about to crumble and I want to gamble bad
>>62289773I don’t know. I’d still take a Porsche 911 over it. Even bmw m3. You’ve gotta want to stand out in a big way to buy things like lambos and Ferraris. McLarens as well but they’re not as weird looking.
>>62289882Some gummies. Something like Swedish Fish but without the added sugar and food coloring.
>>62289876Faggots like you are why the market zigs and zags on the way up instead of straight shooting. Knife yourself promptly
>AI booming>Space booming GUISE WHAT IF WE PUT AI IN SPACE
>>62289882heath bar
>>62289865I worked hard for this.
>>62289893Sorry I have pay a bajillion dollars on gas
>>62289882Box of condoms and that shit we used to eat back in the day... shit what was it called, we ate it all the time.. oh yeah.>Pussy
>>62289882Nerds rope and a Red Bull
>>62289898get a bike
>>62289894Quantum powered AI sexbots on the moon
>>62289889>price dropped from 6.43 to 6.26 after this postkek
>>62289906at this point, im not even mad
Word on the street is the deal is unhappening for the umpteenth timeIs this bullish
to the anon who shilled RPD 2-3 days ago, you may gape my arsehole.
>>62289912the more often it doesn't happening the more often it could happener
>>62289915What does this meanDid you winned
Put 100 bucks into SPCE at 5.90 yesterday, set a second buy for 4.50 but canceled it. Looks like SPCE will easily shitsqueeze over the next month. Should have kept that second buy.
I'm the most important poster in this threads and I've got the reddest dick
>>62289919doubled my position when it dipped to $6, this shitstock better do some numbers
>>62289918So far big winning
MSFT been looking like this all year and you didn't buy any??? Pfft...
>Caitlin Doornbos>@CaitlinDoornbos>President Trump's meeting in the situation room over the Iran MOU has come to an end, an administration official tells The Post.>Now, we wait.
>>62289933I guess the wait is over.
O I LIL
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>62289890Don't be against me... i just bought soxl.
>>62289929Yeah it's like that except it's actually a smelly Indian man stuck in the wall
>>62289929Ive been seething all day about this. I didnt buy enough through my DCAing process. I regret not aping at sub 400. Started my buys at 370
I feel like if I buy spce now it’ll drop to $3 on Monday
NO DEAL REACHED
Should I sell nok for spce calls?
Paging Mr Bussy on line 2
buy PURR
>>62289945>miggers fell for it again
>Trump did not reach a decision on any new deal with Iran, according to a senior administration official who spoke on condition of anonymity. - NYTHE'S KEKING OUT AGAIN
>>62289879I only put $500 this morning at 4.80 and I know exactly how you feel
>>62289929What a fatty
>no dealThe ask was not credulous.
>>62289950As a professional top-buyer, this one does look rather juicy.
https://www.dw.com/en/israel-lebanon-set-for-pentagon-talks-after-strikes-vance-says-iran-deal-close-but-not-there-yet/live-77338255>Donald Trump's comments on a possible deal with Iran are a "mixture of truth and lies," according to sources cited by Iran's semi-official Fars news agency. "Trump claimed that Iran was obligated to open the Strait of Hormuz without tolls, even though no such clause appears in the next of the agreement," the agency said.>The report also disputed Trump's claims that Iran and the US will work together to secure and destroy Iran's enriched uranium. "Well-informed sources emphasised that not only does this not appear in the memorandum of understanding, but this claim is fundamentally baseless," the agency said.>Iran was also reportedly demanding the release of $12 billion (€10,28 billion) of frozen Iranian funds, with its representatives indicating that they will not move to the next phase of negotiations "until this payment is made." The Iranian side also commented on Lebanon, saying that the ceasefire must be "complete" and "in line with Hezbollah's demands" with any violation of it triggering retaliation.>The Iranian leadership has not made a definite decision on the memorandum of understanding with the US, but the document was in the final stages of ratification, according to the sources cited by Fars.
Wow, my old good as gold Oracle stock is taking off. But why?
This is bullish because we can go up next week when we reach yet another deal boss
>>62289962so 2 more weeks then?
I bought NASA. What am I on for?
>deal soon>deal soon>no dealLooks like the market went up on "deal soon" and doesn't go down on "no deal" because the only reason it was suppressed was the possibility of Trump attacking/escalating. Now we've seen Trump won't do that, so "deal" or "no deal", irrelevant, he won't escalate.
>>62289962Iran doesn't hold any cards, so this memorandum of understanding is a complete waste of time boss.
>>62289979I dont think the market cares about the war anymore lol. Just bullish on fed to make a decision on rates.
i hope you guys exited all positions, something big will happen over the weekend
At what point do you move your growth-focused index funds into cashflow-focused assets that you can live off of?I'm about to hit $100K invested in index funds, but I feel broke as shit.
>>62289871Me too buddy, me too.>>62289869>rich people are missing an opportunity to live in preplanned crapshacks that are squashed next to each other with no yards, with neighbors who throw trash everywhere and random stray cats and dogs that are fed by 'the locol community' because it might be like that show Trailer Park boys (it won't, because living around renedicks, groids and the random southeast asian guy who decided these were his people irl is not funny)>>62289906>>62289889>>62289873The memestock play is entirely planned on the basis that people will get confused and buy SPCE instead of Space X when it ipos in 3 weeks so it should, in theory go higher. Or maybe to zero. No one knows.
POWER HOUR PLEASEJUST PICK A DIRECTIONAND IT BETTER BE UPWE NEED TO PUMP NOWKEVIN
>>62289979>irrelevant, he won't escalate.Hot take: the market is high enough now it can absorb the boots on the ground announcement
It's insanely funny that oil barely budged on Trump telling everyone to fuck off and come back in two weeks but entering into June with this shit still going on seems like a very very bad thing
>>62289929I have a tendency to become obsessed with things and ruminate on past mistakes so when I missed the AI boom by selling low I began going in circles tryign to figure out how to buy back in without destroying myself on a crash.
Watch and learn
>>62289998thank ucan i take notes?
First they doubt you, then they mock you, then they hate you, then they listen to you, then they hear you, then they follow you. I only want the best for my smiggers
>>62290000what a fucken waste of digits boss.
>>62290004Fuck you faggler I enjoyed the gif
Buddy needs a new pc. And as established prices are gay right now. What should buddy buy on monday after I get paid for his pc fund?
>hour turns>let#s just V again>like last hourAbsolute dogshti
>>62290008qqq calls
niGRRRs when is the short squeeze
>>62289988when you have 2million dollars
>already power hour>DRAM dropping>INFQ ass to grassAAAHHHHHHH
What should I hold over the weekend?
Looks like it will just keep pumping til november. 401k is the only argument of Trump so it has to stay up
>>62290022deez nuts
>>62289989GOD I wish i can dump my bags onto retarded boomers
>>62289938Nothing personal pal, I’m just trying to hedge.>>62290022SOXS calls.
>>62290010Strike price?
>BREAKING: US officials say President Trump has concluded his Situation Room meeting with his national security team which was convened to decide on the Iran deal.>President Trump said a "final determination" was coming after this meeting.>We expect more information soon.He's 100% waiting after close
Not afraid to say that I’m getting a bit fed up with this fucking loser.>basically haven’t moved in a year
>>62290011SmiGRRR you’re in it!
>>62289988NeverGet to the point where the dividend payments on index funds pay your lifestyle and you won. Thats a 1.1% withdrawal rate
buy the dip spaceman
so we're full porting soxs now
is grrr anon right about grrr? if he shows us how much he got into it with proof, maybe ill give it a chance.
>mfw I martingale rolled a 0dte position from 600 max loss to nearly 9000 max loss>got out for a net loss of 110 dollarsShould have just ate the loss and done more profitable shit today.
gorilla's keep winning
N's and J's tgif
>>62289995It's even funnier that people are pretending that oil being below 110 is actually a good thing while this entire situation remains unresolved, the demand destruction needs to kick in gradually or we'll hit a brick wall headfirst when the reserves get low in a month or two
>>62290034The Hajj ends tomorrow btw
>>62290060there is oil on mars why do you think space stocks are up this much lol
>>62290022ELF. It's on every shelf. Women's makeup is a big fucking business.
and you can have it all, my empire of dirt...
>>62290048I only did 900 dollary doos, but if the Don announces no deal I’m diving head first into soxs
>>62290050>Management claims a massive contracted pipeline. Just recently, they announced a $2.8 billion project expansion in India with Yotta to deploy over 20,000 NVIDIA B300 GPUs, alongside a massive 200MW AI campus in Thailand.>Indiayeah that lost me right there
How much emergency fund do I need and how much can I spend on stocks
>>62290067I've made so much money off of the cosmetics industry over the years. G_d bless the people who convince ugly women these products will make them attractive boss.
>>62290032Seems kinda risky
>>62290074Enough to buy you a new(old) car at any time. So… 3k?
>>62290074$5k-$10k is fine if single and living with mommy and daddy and they pay the bills.
The amount of obvious market manipulation and insider trading is astounding. Something has to give
>>62290080If he's single and living with mommy and daddy, and they pay the bills he probably only needs like enough for a few bags of corn nuts in the emergency fund boss.
>>62290074got enough to run off to mexico and live there humbly for a year
>>62290024Everything is being set up so SpaceX insiders can dump in September, which is also when the impacts of the oil shock will be felt acutely by the market.In my ideal world stocks like Nvideo will continue to do these nice dipperinos and then pumparinos like they have been doing the last 5 months, then there will be a larger 5-10% selloff in august-september that I can easily time, then slurp the durp into october and sell before earnings then buy back in on election day and ride the end of year rip.
The village elder cast a spell on my portfolio to protect it and make it strong. I expect good things come next week!
pulsar is going to make me a millionaire
>>62290034>>62290064so no deal+he's going to personally ride the plane that nukes iran or something.>>62290050>>62290050>>62290071The GRRRgroid claims his father is a wealthy CEO in London and his initial capital is just play money and he is an insider.
Slurped the space dip
power half hourPLEEAASE
>>62289818>eat an adderall. Have a redbullH-hey man. I do that because I like it.
>>62290096yep, expect the NO DEAL announcement in 30 minutes, and the DEAL IS HAPPENING announcement on Monday morning at 9:29 EST
It's GRRR time let's go power half hour!!!!!
>>62290068I'm down in it,The shid and the piss.
>>62290098free money
cheapest food for maximum investing?
>>62289857Its almost like money won't make you a disciplined person.
>>62290107huge bag of beans or rice, whichever is cheapest
>>62290107Beans/rice/rotisserie chicken.
>>62290084What part of those who bless Israel will be blessed do you not understand?
