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As a chronic fuddie, I don't see how this helps my cause. Who gives a shit what this guy says?
>>62289960My shorts definitely care!
>twitter screenshot of a post from a frog profile picture that has 945 views is being taken as gospel
>>62289977I've unironically made a decent amount of my port thanks to that frog. You do know what a newswire account is right? https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-29/dimon-slams-coinbase-s-armstrong-in-escalating-crypto-bill-fightHeres the bloomberg link for you to read as your linkies fall another -50%
>>62289977Look at the pure disdain he has for you crypto cucks
>he cares about jew theater Clarity act is gonna pass
>>62290003https://x.com/i/status/2060433884915879950It's just pure jewish seethe openly displayed kek I love this guy
>>62289942> he hopes banks still have any say.> he maybe doesn't fully understand yet that banks are about to become dinosaurs.> he maybe somewhat begins to understands this, but acts tough to cover the fact that shitty bank savings and investment products offering 2%-3% apr won't cut it any longer.We live in financially exciting times.
>>62289942>Banker Boomer yells at bill
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Based Dimon cucking cryptocucks since 2021
>>62290164cuck cuck cuck
>>62290003>>62289942kek he's so fucking mad xD
Is this all theater?
>>62289942I doubt the clarity act will do much for link. It might pump if the entire crypto market pumps, dragging it up, but not from its own merits. Just look at every other announcement, like all the posts about swift, dtcc, this or that pilot program or ‘partnership’ that amounted to nothing.
>>62290174kek
>>62289942Its doesnt matter what he says, he doesnt sit in the senate
>>62289942I don't know if it's true or not but I do know Dimon is a chronic countertrader. So if he says one thing he's loading up on the counterfactual.
>>62290195For any specific project the hope of the clarity act isn't a pump in my view. It's that it not passing will lead to a mega-dump. If it goes through there's a chance the bottom is in and we just grind her for a while. In terms of investment - for one there are loads of fucking ways for institutions to buy into specific alts, this makes it slightly easier but it's not opening any real gates. There's also an appreciable period post it being signed for specific guidance subsequent to it being written and actioned.
>>62290447The senate probably licks his cum off the wooden floor he cums on after he jerks off
