Saturday's almost over, wagie. Tomorrow you'll be too depressed about the coming week to enjoy your time off, so your weekend is already spiritually finished. What's that? You didn't come any closer to finding a way out of wagie hell this weekend? OOPS, I guess you'll have to try again next weekend HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
wdym depressed if im not at work i literally dont know what do do with myself, i just shitpost on /smg/ while waiting for the market to openI wish I could work 7 days a week, more money I could throw in the market
>>62293533I don't even know who these threads are for. Are there /biz/ who work at amazon warehouses? I feel like that would be rare.
>>62293533This has to be the real Bezos. Who else could be this consistent?
>>62293533you're such an asshole lol
>>62293533Well at least I still have both my parents. You don't have your mother who u cried like a bitch at her death after being a dementia vegetable for so long. While she was alive she gazed at you with animal like uncomprehending eyes and u had to gaze back and realize that mom u knew literally doesn't exist
>>62293533your rocket ejaculated too early now cleanup that mess Jeffy
finally we have an answer to him
>>62293908Paid for by wagies
>>62293954in the end, everything is paid for by wagies, comradebut in the immediate reckoning, this is on bezos 100%. on his company to be precise, which is a large fraction of his nwwagies still get their wages even if the rocket goes boom
>>62293533at least im not married to some bimbo spic slut
>>62293533Saturday to recoverSunday to prepareA wagie's weekend vanishes into thin air!
plz stop mr. bezos
Every time a bezos thread is posted his start flexing that u have a mother who is alive and doesn't have dementia
>>62293908KEK oh nononono bezosissies....
>>62293533Was a nice four day week last week wasn't it, wagie. Now you're staring down the barrel of a fresh five
>>62293908You will have the incident investigation finalised and on my desk Monday morning sharp, won't you wagie.
>>62293533I swear its the real Bezos posting these
>>62293533Jokes on you, I'm prepping my resignation letter.
>>62294069What else would you do with his wealth? It gives you unlimited power to humiliate wagies.
>>62293533It's ok, next week is another week. I will flip so many burgers, I swear. Only 10000 more years of saving 100k a year until I become a billionaire like you, master.The hopium is real.
>>62293908clean it up, wagie>>62293954>Paid for by wagiesthis is how the jew make his money
>>62293839Possibly, in any case he is right
>>62293578I've always wondered about this. Also most wages don't get the whole weekend off, they usually get a random day off in the week
I love the pure seethe that originates as a result of this sentiment. Wagies beg for opportunities to be made slaves and then get upset at the realization that they are nothing but. This system is the greatest in the world and the mass of tireless goyim work wonderfully. Another week off for me!
>>62293839I've always wondered if it was the real Bezos. Chances are very slim, but not impossible.
>>62294069Well nobody is real especially not him.
>>62294069I feel like the pictures would be better if so .he would drop some exclusive rare ones like at a party with weinstein cackling at some ass to ass
>>62293578I worked there for the last 8 months before my current wfh job
>>62293533The first half of your shift is paying for the fuel to commute to the wage cage, the second half is tax. It's alright wagie, tomorrow you'll start earning for yourself.
>>62293533Keep hustlin' wagie, get that bread fr fr no cap
>>62293533Another day in paradise, wagie
>>62293533Hey wagie, you workin' hard or hardly workin' ?
>>62293898Jeez, anon, if that really is beso, that's deep. makes me feel bad for him. no money can buy your momma. i love my ma