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you stupid shitcunts nobody is going to buy your fucken dumb digital coin that has no fucken use case

You were too late for bitcoin

you got psychologically destroyed by millennial and gen x goobers posting on twitter from their rented condos in miami

And now you're here trying to tiktok dance your way into fucken millions

GTFO
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>>62293749
don't you have some dying boomer business to take care of lol
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>>62293753
wowee

*does the fortnite dance*

feed my more low i.q. shortform slop sir!

Imagine being a GEN Z male who cannot even focus long enough to fill out a fucken business plan
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>>62293756
imagine being so small brained that you have to work with dirty pipes since its the only way you wont lose everything. its indeed better you leave the crypto to smarter people and focus on the piss and shit
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>>62293763
>imagine being so small brained that you have to work with dirty pipes since its the only way you wont lose everything. its indeed better you leave the crypto to smarter people and focus on the piss and shit


You are absolutely going to get everything you deserve.
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>>62293749
>crypto shills destroyed /biz/
/biz/ was literally made for crypto shills to destroy
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>>62293749
>you stupid shitcunts
>no fucken use case
yeh nah get fucked bruce my coins are heaps good. and the use case is making me shekels ya pseud poof
>>62293756
>business plan
cope from normie goys too afraid to risk-on. tism is my business plan
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>>62293792
net worth? liquid, not illiquid.
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>>62293749
/biz/ was the crypto shill board since day 1 of its creation, lol

t. OG /biz/tard
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>>62293821
>>62293821
thank you. this is what i wanted to hear.
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>>62293809
i'll put it this way: i've roundtripped low 7figs and it only mildly annoyed me.

funny that you throw away your concerns about "use case" and go straight to money talk. that's what it's always about in the end
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>>62293780
pokemon cards are also trending. no one sane does hard labor anymore, pays like shit and breaks your body and you actually have to go to physical locations
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>>62293826
>Anyone disciplined enough to work 18 hour days, can, save money, get a degree, become an actual asset, start a business, reinvest their earnings and reach eight figures before 50.

exactly you fucken retards rely on other retards to buy your crypto

you have no fucken business

you have no actual talent

you're just a fucken shitlord that relies on retards

but that is ok

because the money you make can pay for status and can pay for objects to fill the void!
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>>62293831
thanks, i can see the trajectory there.
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>>62293845
how can you be a business person and not see why crypto would have value? it doesn't have to make sense, if there is demand for it then it has value. people out there are paying to see pictures of a girls boobs, you can monetize literally anything these days if you got the brains for it
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>>62293845
>exactly you fucken retards rely on other retards to buy your crypto
yes, i rely on exit liquidity in markets. that's correct. wild revelation! but i also have the balls to bid heavy in the first place. which, i can tell from your seethe, you do not
>because the money you make can pay for status and can pay for objects to fill the void!
i am literally the stealth wealth meme of the guy who still gets around in a toyota corolla and wears average clothes. plus a couple cheap vintage seikos. that's it. walking past me on the street you'd never assume my nw. i never signal status, idc about any of that.

sorry u have no balls to bid heavy, fag. i bet on myself and i win. you're the sour pseudo-intellectual cunt who scoffs from the sidelines then calls them "lucky" when it works out
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>>62293876
No no you're right. Like, it would have been epic if you cashed out on the low 7 figs.

And you do need courage, balls etc to take risk. You are correct.

But any miami cunt who comes at me trying to shill crypto will get crushed under my intellect.

If you're honest bout the game it's all good imo
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>>62293876
also the stealth thing is pretty smart desu. lowers vectors of attack against you. status signalling does have some practical uses but you probably already are smart enough to know when and where to flaunt your status.
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>>62293920
anyone who is spiritually miami deserved to be crushed, that is true.

i'm just some bloke who used tism pattern recognition and intuition to financially help himself and his family. i'm not sorry for any of it and i'd do it all again. i pay my tax like a good goy and don't have to wagie because of this, literally every day i'm free to do as i please. it was worth it desu. take risks in life. doesn't have to be crypto, fuck crypto if you hate it. just bet on yourself in some avenue of life. risk it all.
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>>62293934
for sure, those are great points. And well done!
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>>62293753
What's a non boomer business?
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Chainlink solves multiple real world problems. If you're too dumb to see that, maybe lurk a little longer and read more.
More generally, cryptography, and the financial instruments being developed that are secured by it, strengthens capitalism. It gives more tools to more people and increases the efficiency of the economy. Here's a really simple example for you: tokenized gold that's backed by physical gold. This will enable the whole world to have exposure to hard money. If you can't appreciate that, you should suck your double barrel that's on your nightstand and get the fuck off of my board you decrepit, balding abomination
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>>62293749
Ok newfag
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>>62293749
The wirld is only getting more digital. It only makes sense that digital assets would raise in value. Right now it's a free for all casino. Take it or leave it this is the way it is.
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>>62293826
>i've roundtripped low 7figs
>pokemon cards
The only thing you've roundtripped is the methheads behind the dumpster.
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>>62293749
t top buying baggie.
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>>62294208
>>pokemon cards
i think you're confusing anon here, i never mentioned anything about trading cards.
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>>62294219
My mistake. You are still a homosexual zoomer for investing in shitcoins.
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>>62294221
wow, that was a very rude thing to say.
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>>62293749
>crypto shills destroyed /biz/
/biz/ was created specifically to contain crypto shilling
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>>62294194
>Chainlink solves multiple real world problems.
stopped reading right there, baggie
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>>62294194
>Here's a really simple example for you: tokenized gold that's backed by physical gold. This will enable the whole world to have exposure to hard money
Explain what this means. Seriously, explain it. Tokenized gold that's backed by physical gold. How is that any different than buying 'gold' on an exchange that's just a certificate? They're both digital, but one of them is just stored on a rube-goldberg mechanism instead of a simple database. How does it enable "the whole world" to have exposure to hard money?

You're just saying fucking words.
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>>62294305
>how are tokenized assets different from legacy assets??

t.
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>>62294322
Yes. In a qualitative way, not a quantitative way, explain how they are fundamentally different. Being stored on a slightly different digital substrate doesn't change : you hold a -promise- that you own gold, not actual physical gold.
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>>62294326
Ask your local AI fuckhead.
Nobody here wants to explain the absolute basics of tokenization to you, even the banks have been trying to explain the benefits for over half a decade.
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>>62294328
I want to see you explain it, because you can't, without regurgitating another explanation that will be fille with just as much of a smokescreen.
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>>62294331
listen to yourself
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>>62294337
>a really simple example for you
You're the one who said it. If it's so simple, surely you can bang out a coherent explanation in a minute or two.

You're a tech fetishist. You are mentally bound to this retarded world because you imagine it makes you smart, but it's really just smart in the "grandma thinks he's good with computer" kind of way.
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>>62294340
Take a deep breath you fat boomer, your bp is spiking.
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>>62293749
These sluts must know they are creating wankmaterial. They arent fooling anyone. Skanks. I hate it when they trick my brain into wanting to put my penis inside them. They would be raped 24/7 in the old days.
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>>62294365
I accept your concession.
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>>62293749
That's not even her real body. The app program she's using starts stuttering to keep up as she turns to the side. She's probably built like a soup can.
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>>62293749
use cases are bearish desu
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>>62294385
Probably why memes did so well last cycle. Why i am buying blue chip memes again while they are cooked.
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>>62293756
can you clean my pipe?
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>>62293749
I was at a Calgary Flames hockey game last year and there was a boomer ahead of me who must have drank 7 or 8 tallboys and was just watching shit like this on his phablet.

Sometimes you gotta respect the absolute zero regard boomers have.
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>>62294194
nobody wants hard money lmfao
soft money is how the system works because they can just run w/e fucken scams they want
the system isn't for the people brother
gold was done away with for this exact reason
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>>62293845
if you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
turns out you're fucking stupid.
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>>62293749
just dont be too late for xrp
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>>62293749
anyone who after years has not taken their involvement in crypto or more broadly business beyond shitposting about tokens on a uruguayan cattle milking forum is ngmi
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I'm still bagholding shitcoins that I bought 4 years ago and I'm worse off now than when I first got into crypto. I feel nothing. No hope, no emotions. I don't know wtf to do anymore in life. I hardly have the energy to go to the cage. I just want my life to end
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>>62301664
Take the loss, move the money into actual investments. An index fund, whatever. Watch it grow, because it is based on physical reality (the output of the entire country). Keep contributing to it. 10 years from now it will have compounded so much you'll forget this whole thing.

Literally, just be a normie. Normies are fucking rich these days as long as they invest carefully and don't just pour everything down doordash and rent.
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>>62301988
>Yes goy, sell the crypto bottom and buy the S&P top
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>>62293749
XMR has more of a use case than BTC at this point
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>>62302350
>Yep. The S&P top! It's over boys. The stock market is never going up again. It's the end of all things! Human productive activity has ceased! (please buy my shitcoin which will somehow have meaning in this apocalyptic state)
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>>62301988
>it is based on physical reality (the output of the entire country)
so it's the top then
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>>62293749
Crypto shills are the entire reason for /biz/'s existence.

/biz/ was created as a containment board to get shitcoin shills off /g/.

Just like /mlp/ was created to get ponyfags off every other board.
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>>62293749
This is literally our board, it was literally made for us originally. So YOU get out



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