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I made $640 today selling pic related to black people.

Step 1. Buy all the 42 oz jars of Pineapple Spears from Sams Club
Step 2: Dump in Kool-Aid packs
Step 3: Shake them up
Step 4: Sell them in high traffic low income areas of town

I sold 32 jars today for $20 each in about 4 hours and made $640. Total cost was around $225 and net profit was $425.
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>>62294268
technically that's a criminal enterprise, not a business. Unless you have a commercial kitchen inspected for food safety, liability insurance, and a business license. Possibly FDA approval of your operation and product.

but then if you did all that your profit would go negative.
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>>62294291
Ope
forgot sales tax license. There's a lot of red tape selling food.
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>>62294268
of course to the tax man a criminal enterprise is still a business, but several other government agencies would disagree. Either way, the tax man wants his cut and in the US those kinds of profits would put you in the 35% income plus 15% FICA bracket, meaning half your profit would go to the IRS.
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>>62294268
Imagine trusting blacks enough to carry $600 cash while selling picrel
If the IRS/FDA don't get you Tyrone will steal yo shit and yo cash
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>>62294291
lol I'm not being serious retard I didn't actually do this
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>>62294319
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>>62294319
so you wasted what could have been a chainlink thread
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what a thread this is. kudos to all involved
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>>62294319
Sure you didn't
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>selling spears to blacks
heh
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>>62294300
they automatically discard any phoneposter tip
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>>62294778
You would know, glowie.
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>>62294291
>>62294293
>>62294299
Kill yourself
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>>62294408
Keklmfao
>>62294291
We need more criminal enterprise threads on biz anyways
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>>62294319
I know you didn't cause they wouldn't pay $20 unless there was cough syrup in it



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