Literal retards waddling through Walmart are millionaires these days. If you're not a millionaire in America in 2026, you are one dumb motherfucker.
>>62297568that's not true when you realize anyone married to a millionaire is also a millionaire, and a fair number of heirs and business partners to millionaires would also be considered millionaires too.in reality anyone in a household worth a million dollars net is likely a millionaire. More than doubling the numbers
If you don't have a million dollars in 2026 you're fucking poor. You're broke.
>>62297604One million LIQUID.For fuck's sake, LIQUID. Having a million-dollar house DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT YOU DUMB POORSHITS.
>>62297610you think one in ten americans have a million liquid? you're making up bullshit that doesn't agree with your OP
>>62297568I have some questions: are YOU a millionaire?are You in America?
>>62297667he's pretending to be a millionaire, and according to /pol/ he's posting from thailand
>>62297568>If you're not a millionaire in America in 2026, you are one dumb motherfuckerRemember, guys: always assume that everyone on the Internet is 60 years old, and it makes sense
>>62297675I'm a millionaire American living in Thailand and I feel personally attacked.
>>62297618Yeah, households yup
>>62297826cringe, can't you live in a cheaper white country?you like being around the sea monkeys all day?
>>62297992they're tight
Imagine fucking a SEAmonkey holy shit, I have never seen an attractive one
>>62297568That isn't a real whale account. its fake and probably run by feds or op himself.
>>62297568Oh yeah, Everyone in Zimbabwe is a millionaireCHECK MATE MUTT
>>62297992The sea monkeys are cool as fuck and I enjoy the hot weather. Also Thailand is a great base for me to visit other Asian countries every few months.
millionaires are very rare once you discount that "million dollar net worth" for the usual copes>plywood box equity (also needs to be discounted for future holding costs: taxes, insurance, maintenance)>money earmarked for loss of income in retirement
>>62297568If you weren't part of the top 10% in 2025, you're lower class
>>62297568I am a millionaire though, are you not?
>>62297568What if you don't count a house?
>>62298019SEA sex tourist are less than nigger tier. They have to pay for pussy while a nigger just pillages it for free. lol lmao
>>62297568>"an idiot is actually smarter than you if they're richer"behold the fatal flaw at the heart of american capitalism—it's just money worshipmoney's supposed to serve people, not the other way around
