Weekend is over, forced to lock in again edition.Hello Black China edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62295755
Yo I have not been in the company of a woman in a long time, how do I profit from this?
Question for the passive investing gods hereWhat's a broad index I can pair with VGT/IGMthat won't just load me up with trash. I don't like buying trash even if it's 10% of holdings. I want my money to be tied up in quality holdingsVGT/IGM is tech only, and 30% of my portfolioThis is what I had in mind>70% VFMF>30% IGMVFMF is broad cap quality companies with good earnings, across all sectors. Like 600 holdings in allIGM is tech only, about 300 holdings in all with top 300 tech companies
>>62297596Are you incel maxing? What an exciting time to be alive.
>arm shitvida something today news >buy the earning top of arm>it dumps, sell half of it to buy incel>incel dump arm pumps>today 48%plus on arm>it is my smallest position>solt incel with loss on friday as wellarm is raping me
new thead, I guess I'll post hereI wanted to buy some berkshire b since I need some stable stock to do some tax shenanigans (berkshire is a good one since it's also exchanged outside of nyse)storically when is a good time to buy and what drives its price? is it basically like a s&p etf?
>>62297597>COLO if Espriella wins we pump>>62297596invest into a hooker you need the exercise to stay healthy
Am I retard for going 1/3 port split on memory, AI infra and power semis 250k portfolio all being bought at market open
>>62297617By 1/3 I mean 1/3 for each of those so 80k each
>>62297608There's a Berkshire premium that's like 30-50%check it's price to NAVIts price to NAV is how much the company is worth, with its holdings.
>>62297592What should I throw 90% of last month's wage into for an adrenaline rush?
Why europoor markets so trash today?
>>62297623because I just buyed stoxx 600
>>62297617Just understand that if the chingchongs pull another deepseek, your asshole is gonna get stretched.
holy shit now that i got money its so mentally illno wonder they can't give this shit away to everyone
>>62297623They're a regulation superpower, you should be longing that not their market
I am looking to share/ confirm this feeling with someone. After a few years of playing around with investing, researching, just scraping around the edges, always an outsider. Then one day it clicks, you stumble upon something huge, you dig deeper, a huge overlooked opportunity, multiple infrastructure emerging, you check your local community of investors to see how they think systematically and you know your own insight is vastly sophisticated. Your lateral thinking is off the charts compared to supposedly very intelligent investors. You start mapping your entire countries infrastructure projects converging simultaneously opening avenues of investment. You become like the guy from gamestop, just knowing with pure conviction that this is your guaranteed 5 year lottery ticket. That no matter what happens you know your systematic thinking means it's impossible for you to go broke. The wind is pushing you from behind, the algorythm is your side unfolding opportunities others can't see, penny stocks about to hit. This is what making it feels like.
>>62297617yes because you should 1/2 your port in chips and the other half in AI data center power related stocks like WOLF. NVDA is currently trying to install mini data centers in peoples backyard for power, thats how desperate they are. memory will only get you 2-3x while chips is a 5x minimum even after the runup
>>62297632mentally ill
>>62297635What chips specifically?
>>62297637I have direct contact with the source
>>62297621thanks, that buffet premium has gotten more expensive than I thought
the *pop* posts stand for "*pop* the stock is pumping" btw
>>62297623Dunno, my Schaeffler AG stocks were going down but have reversed. Maybe it's just a short lived drop.
I made a SHITLOAD of money (2 years of waging and I don't earn minimum wage) on Intel, pulling a 6x but it was a stressful two years.I have no fucking idea what to invest in now it seems like these unicorn investments all dried up in 2024, where you could make money on shit like PLTR, all the AI stocks that mooned, fuck even Intel
>>62297650Whatever Trump is daytrading
>>62297621P/e is much better measurements of a company like Berkshire.
>>62297650Software.All the money is rotating into the software companies that incorporate AI and actually generate revenue off it.
>>62297650Capacitorshttps://x.com/zerohedge/status/2060558847735939447
>>62297652shouldn't we use p/b here since they own share of companies themselves?
$XOVR - 20 percent is SPCX $NASA - 10 percent is SPCX
>>62297650Because you are a standard normie with shir for brains, you should pay someone with a brain to come up with some ideas for you.
>>62297661Hey, investing in Intel was my own decision and idea, in mid-2024 ALL the retards here were saying INTC is going bankrupt lmao, so I beat the market and earned good money.It's just that everything is so fucking pumped now I don't even see clear opportunities anymore.
>>62297654>software companies that incorporate AI and actually generate revenue off it.Lol. Lmao even.
>>62297652nahit's a holding companythe best measurement is price to nav. it literally tells you you what you get per dollar you pay for all the assets berkshire haswith a holding company unrealised gains and losses are count as net income so if SPY drops 5%, berkshire's earnings plunge, or pump when SPY is high
>>62297657A lot of their holdings are things like insurance and railroad. These are just money making companies and do not really increase in book value at all over time. These wholly owned businesses are not reflected at their full economic value in p/b
WHAT ARE ALL MY HOOD RICH NIGGAZ GOING TO BUY WITH THEIR HOOD GAINS????
Pouring one out for AEPanonRIP in peace my nigga
>>62297665Thats what seperates me from you, you people will say im mentally ill, but atleast i don't have hive mind. Pro tip: research lateral thinking. You are not "looking for opportunities" thats a tip
looks like Trade Republic is finally giving me access to my SNDK share I got from the WD split offshould I sell it now?
i hate being patient i want to buy and sell now
>>62297680A 6-4 Impala obviously.
>>62297687>should I sell it now?no
Im so fucking tempted to sell all my SPY and just go full port (about 40k between spy and cash) into some nonsense DRAM or related tech etfI feel like thats the only way I can even begin to make it
MUppets just crossed 1000
>>62297698Came here to post this. There's nothing worse than seeing the rocket ship leave without you. This stock is pretty much priced to perfection now. How to deal with this fomo
>>62297687horry shiet are you a grillionaire
>>62297699Keep your eyes open for the next one
bros i never knew how insane these fees were until i looked at them, should I switch to robinhood?
>>62297712wtf
>>62297712oof its about a buck on IBKR depends how many legs
>>62297678got it
>>62297713>>62297720these brokerages are fucking my ass while im getting fucked by options what the FUCK
>>62297712>>62297726my europoor bank also has 0.08%, basically daylight robbery, which is why I don't trade
>>62297695Gigantic top signal.
>ARMlol
>>62297726>options
>>62297726kek good stuff choosing the furthest OTM call
>>62297729Thanks chief
looks like another week of straight up boys
>>62297727why not a neobanker? our sparkasse also has like 30-50€ per regular buy order from what I heard but its 1€ for neobrokers.
>oil up 4%>market also greenwe are meming to close to the sun
>>62297734lol I was thinking of going to a lower strike, I was thinking it over the weekend, even if it hits 90, im not even gonna make any money and thats a pretty long stretch, for that to happen MU,samsung, and sk hynix would all need to increase their market cap by 40%, maybe I should just settle with another 80c, BUT IM GONNA HAVE TO PAY ANOTHER 60 DOLLARS FUCKKKKKKKK
Did you make sure to get into MSFT below $400 anons
>>62297746>yields
>>62297750I will not touch the pajeet company
>>62297746Whoever can correctly time the short on tech correctly will make generational money.
>>62297699Don't make the same mistake with GRRR my smigga.
Hoping my Kioxia bags pump today
>>62297748ATM DRAM Jan 21st '28 63 Long Call is 2.5x. its tempting...
>OJ bros...
Where is earning posting anon? He's late...
>>62297744eh, I buy and sell so little it doesn't matter. A few hundred eur a year which is tax deductible anyway.
Hello frens, is it not too late to buy NOW, IBM or SPCE?
>>62297761is it going from $5 to $0.5?
>>62297765Buy the next pullbackAnd for the love of godBuy GRRR & RDDT
>>62297762
>>62297746>>62297761Iran should be glassed for their sheer arrogance and worthless citizenry
>>62297765>buying an Islander's pump and dump scam stock purely because retards might mistake it with SpaceX I hope you're ready to sell fast when the time comes.
>>62297768
>>62297767>RDDTI concur good sir please buy all the redditsedit: wow didn't expect this to blow up
>>62297775Its doing a lil summin for me :3
bought more Games Workshop
>>62297777I unironically boughted at an average in the 140s and I'm very happy with it
>>62297760Woah you can see the leverage amount with that calculator?
>>62297782As did I fellow ledditor!Edit: Wow, thanks for the award good people of the interwebz! <3
PURR
>>62297787I boughted at $8 but not enough and I want to add on a pullbackWhy is it going parabolic?Weekend oil trading?
>AAPL 310When the fuck did that happen
OIL FINNA DUMP Y'ALL
Home Office and don't get anything done. Wanna jump out the window. I hate this fucking job.
>>62297791NDX chart basically looks like AAPL. Of the big ones it looks most identical/similar to Nasdaq. All others either lagged first or dumped earlier etc.One can actually not underestimate the will of the people to pay for this shit.
>>62297760Don’t make me do it!!! Nooooo stop I can’t!!!!its happening
>>62297795Whatcha doing for work smigga?Why you no fulltime degenerate trader during the golden bullrun?You bring great shame upon famiry, formerly numba 1 son :_;
>>62297794Is it though?
>>62297809I sure smigging hope so my smiggaI maded that charming Norman Rockwellesque AI McDicks slop :3
>>62297812Ok just try to be a little less cringe mate
>>62297815Make me, smegro ;)
Teehee there goes the black gooKEK OIL BAGGOTS
>>62297789It'll be $150 before there is ever a pullback. I'll go higher because it is one of the primary beneficiaries of this clown market.
>>62297819Fucking kek baggies
I have 45 LRCX at $172 average.Can someone who's knows shit about how any of this AI mania works tell me whether I should add another 10-15 shares or do you think its upside potential is over?
> futures
does the "oil is going to 200, short tech and long oil with extreme leverage" retard still post here or did he get liquidated and kill himself?
Copper near ATHs
>>62297845We've lost a lot of smiggers recently, more than usual.I wonder how many deceased gay bear souls haunt this board, cursed to purgatory until the day they are finally proved right (never).
>>62297845The anime tranny?
Thoughts?
might be a good day to slurp some AyyMD
>>62297848The thread was fastest right around the tariffs announcement, something about NVDA memory for games, crapto, and fortunes
>>62297851Paranoid rambling.If not then smart investors will celebrate when it pops while dumb ones get ass raped.
>>62297854Don't get me wrong I like making money every day but my favourite days on here are the pink wojak mosaics splayed across each thread during a black swan. Tarriffs was fun, Covid was fun.
>>62297856The dumb ones are pension funds, bleak
>>62297851>permabear calling 50 of the next 0 recessions
>>62297860Agreed…but he does have a lot of conviction in his thesis, it would seem
>>62297851hes right, but hes not taking into account the unlimited subsidies NVDA is gettingNVDA also has a chokehold on america, no president (at least not the current one with all the deals hes making with large corporations) wants to be the one to fix the situtation and be known as the president that caused SPY to go to 400, therefore NVDA gets all the money it needs to keep the market propped
>>62297862Considering every single retard who has watched the Big Short tails his every trade, pays for his substack and reveres him higher than Buffet, I'd have conviction in my thesis if everyone crowds the trade immediately after announcing it.
>>62297860The real big short will come one day and Burry will miss it completely
>>62297851>that graphic
>>62297877The real big short was oil at $120
Jesus Christ look at mammaries go.
When does MU stop pumping?
>>62297851>>62297856everyone's 401k is about to be systematically looted.
>goog is dipping againbros, wtf is going on? do i still lump into now or save the money to dca goog?
>>62297851this is old news and bears are absolute fucking retards, where do these people even come from?not comparable to Enron as they did fucking use SPEs to hide debt and fake transactions. even then this is just normal capex businessbears see a complex diagram with boxes and lines and immediately scream fugazi and enron like they've never seen project finance before
>>62297847Yet my copper junior isn't pumping, curious...
KEK OIL BAGGOTSEKOILBAGGOTS
>>62297891I still hold a bunch of GOOG, its a great long term stock, just dca in and youll be fineremember how crazy good the earnings were
>>62297904
Intel bros... I don't like the look of this chart
This seems all very retarded.I still have 50k in cash I'd want to throw into the market, but to me it looks like a correction is overdue.Yet the markets might also decide to show me the middle finger and keep endlessly pumping anyway.
ibmbros, we made it. its going to 1k
INTCels about to get dicked down by ARM, there´s a long way to 60 bozos.
>AMD, INTCAAAAAAAAAAAAA>ARMOOOOOOOOOOOThe age of x86 is over.The time of ARM has come.
>>62297889Seems likely
>>62297917tl;dr?
>>62297750>investing in physical indiansngmi
DRAM bros the market isn't even open yet and we are already pumping but that premarket pump ain't nothing compared to SPCE bros. There is a reason I kept throwing SPCE out there when people were asking for an alternative to Rocketlab and other space stocks. It's ok if you missed out this time because there always more opportunities as long as you keep living and learning. We all are going to make it bros.
Everyone screams about inflation but in reality inflation a myth designed to hide how they are stealing the worlds resources and sending them into space which is why Big Macs take the same amount of labor while gold becomes more scarce, it’s all being shipped off world
>>62297845I remember that faggot he claimed to have a bunker too fearing collapse. If you’re lurking bunker tranny pic related is for you
Fuckin Musk now has limited free Grok to 20 questions per day. It was 20 per 2h or so recently. He's scaling it back more and more. And I'm not gonna pay, I'll just use another one.
>>62297845they probably joined the "silver is going to $600/oz" crowd
>>62297925I made a few hundred on SPCE on Friday, cashed out when it hit 6.3.Thinking about going back in for a bit more, feel like this still has room to run.
>>62297904Everyone got bored of SOXL huh?
GENTLEMENBEHOLD
>>62297930You should be careful, they are right oil is going to 200 after most of it is sucked out of the earth and sent away >>62297934Everything is going up because the earth is being drained of all resources, silver will go up to that too but it won’t matter because no one will be able to buy anything when it’s all gone
>>62297916>>AMD, INTC>AAAAAAAAAAAAABased Nigvidia coming to steal your lunch money
Anyways, I still think Nike is the next or at least one of those companies Trump will endorse. Probably a collab, some golden Nike Air Jordan shit. I know he already has sneakers, but imagine NIKE shoes, called "Winning" by NIKE. Nike = WinHow does he not have already done that? Is he waiting for Nike to get cheaper so he can buy in lower before he does the collab?
Should I sell AMD? There is no way it pumps to 1 trillion right?
>>62297931why are you using grok in the first place?
>>62297925i dont wanna time the pump and dump like those gme bagholders
>>62297953>Should I sellMy answer would have almost always been "yes" lately, and I would have almost always been wrong.Outside of oil, there I was right
>>62297925would you still buy SPCE, Epsteinbro?
they dont know immabouta be rich yall
about to full port into SPCE
>>62297964>>62297966>>62297969I see you discord chuds all shorting SPCE
/smg/ on:>GOOGL in '22: "jeeted company, losing AI race to openAI">+300% >AAPL after provision launch in '25: "they fucked up, they lost touch selling $1200 phones, iPhone sales are stalling, they can't inovate anymore.">+50%>INTC: I don't even have to explain>+350%>MSFT 2 months ago: "Going out of bussines! jeetshitted company! Windows sucks! OpenAI bagholder!">Don't tell me you fell for it this time as well?
>>62297987SMG hating GRRR and calling it a jeet scam for the last 6 months has only entrenched my belief that it will succeed.
>>62297987if you held MSFT for months instead of getting into the MU/SNDK train you lost tons in potential gains
>>62297987you forgot the heated discussions that NVDA is just a shitty company in 2022+1700%
BROS ITS DUMPING WTFWTFWTF
>>62297964Put it like this, if it retests it's all time high market cap, something like 24 Billion, it's going to sky rocket. It's current cap was under 1 Billion when it closed on Friday. It probably breaks that today. Space X is asking for up to 2000 Billion. If a significant number of people look at Virgin Galactic and say, why can't SPCE have a market cap of at least 10 Billion, that's a big gain.
>>62297994Oil? Yes oil is dumping :3
>>62297993was there any other stock in recent (10-years-ish) history that went up the way nvda did?
>>62297851Burry was turbo nuked and cant recovee
>>62297997
Anyone care to explain the reasoning behind a millionaire buying 10 shares of BRK.A so a bunch of ancient farts can manage his wealth for him, instead of just buying a bunch of t-bills or even VZ/Altria?What's the upside here?
>>62297998smaller stocks go up like this all the time I believe
>>62297998Loads, ADMBBWGAWJust off the top of my head
>>62298004i so badly want to go all-in on GPRO on a hail mary that they get into some robotics contract for vision or something, would go 10x overnight on such news, do you think thats crazy?
I'm not gay
>>62298007>go all-in on GPRO on a hail mary>do you think thats crazy?the real question is if it would be better if I think that or worse
>>62298003that millionaire is one of those farts avoiding taxes
>AMD>INTEL ARMGODS are we eating good rn? they just can't compete with us
>>62298007Sounds more like blind hope and optimism in the face of a 99.99% chance of your scenario not coming into fruition. That's not a thesis its a delusion. Ape into GRRR & RDDT don't overthink it.
the 1000 mu line is about to be rejected....it's over....
Permanent Underclass fully impoverished in permanent economic conditions and loving it
>>62298016>ARMI could believe SPCX IPO behaving that waylike... nobody is really ever gonna dump the stock so it's just a staircase to heaven
space still being beaten down today?
>>62298026No. The steins bergs and teitelbaums will harvest the 401k value and get out.
>>62298031as long as they put their money into GOLD ;-(
wtf gold dumped
buy IBM?
>>62298039I think about this image every time I get a Thai massage
>JUST IN: Michael Saylor's Strategy announced they sold 32 BTC for over $2.5 millionlmaoI want to see bitcoin crash to zero and MSTR go out of business so fucking badly.
>>62297994
Babe not much going on just another almost 4% day in KOSPI.
>>62298017i already aped into HPE...
>>62298024Your pic is honestly just another Monday for the wagie class.
>>62298049I knew I wouldn't be able to time the KOSPI top exactly when I sold, but it still hurts to see it go up, even though I tripled my money.
>>62298050Lol, what price average?Well as long as you can stand volatility and just add on pullbacks you'll be ok long term but I certainly wouldn't fuck.
juneday, juneday, we are going down
Any anons in NASA?Shits been rough the last week but I'm still holding on
>>62298035again?
>>62298060Im in JEDI which is just NASA except european and gaygetting whacked but DCAing in, well be fine
*pop*
MSFTGODS
AMDbros...WHAT is going on?
>>62298084Opportunities for leg dip booying
Yeah ok, Bessent just woke up
OILY GOO BAGGOTS WHERE'D YA GO????YOU WERE OH SO LOUD THIS MORNING
im only up 20% this year cause i sold early and didnt buy the iran dip or last weeks dip, i feel so retarded bros...stop me from FOMOing
>>62298094I think you should FOMOFollowing your intuition has got you nowhere fastInverse yourself and finally prosperI recommend RDDT & GRRR. Or IBM, ASTS & NOW if you can hold volatility.
>>62298093Why do people keep betting against America?
>>62298094at least don't FOMO back in before they have signed a real ceasefire, because right now the straight is still gay and the fighting could resume any day (it did last night but not significatively)
>>62298077>>62298084This is such a stupid fucking market. Hundreds of billions of market cap go up and down based on vibes and a tweet. One day Microsoft is dead because of AI, the next it's mooning because of AI.
>>62298106Enjoy the ride.
>>62298106What's more retarded?The retard market,Or the 'genius' investor that can't outmanoeuvre a literal retard market?
WOLF BROS?NOT THIS WEEK AGAIN!!!
It's so rare for me to trade in premarket without regretting it. Like I've learned my lesson there over the past weeks - you can have the best trend and it's gonna fucking whiplash into "who knows where" at 9:30 sharp. Yeah it still generally goes up more than down, and it's fine when you're doing a days-long swing trade etc etc, but it's so unpredictable on opening bell compared to just entering and existing your positions during market hours. You routinely see +1 or 2 percent just dive into red upon the opening bell or vice versa.The hell is happening there? Like on a technical level such that this happens. It's obviously way lower volume in the premarket. But is it like, all retail no institutions? All institutions no retail? Who DOES take and exist positions outside regular market hours, what's their game?
>>62298110You can't predict the actions of a lunatic, no matter how smart you are.
>>62298112the market is a bunch of supercomputers trading gazillion trillions amount of capital at all hours of the day, and then a tenny tiny portion are people like us who are willing to dedicate - for the average person - extreme amounts of time and capital. most normies dont invest because they dont like money, they dont invest because they find it boring as fuck to sit infront of a computer reading forum posts and looking at charts. thats the true power of being a shitposter who grew up with computers from a young age where others didnt, the ability to not only use the computer for extended hours at a time, but to genuinely enjoy it day after day, year after year.
Who is does these oil schenanigans?! Im getting rekkttttt
SANDISK IS PUMPING MORE THAN MU, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>62298114A lunatic who advises of his next moves each and every time? None of this is surprising if you were paying attention. Iran is as good as over. Cuba soon.
>>62298118>4% on boththose are boomer stocks, come over to NOW where we are currently pumping 8% so far
>>62298093Why's it dumping now?I don't see any news. Insiders warned about upcoming announcements?
>>62298117>Buying the second most plentiful liquid on the planet at historic highs because you expect scarcity even though global production is at record highs.This isn't the 70's, the middle east doesn't hold the cards. The Yankees do.
>>62298122Zoom out. Also smells like a pump and dump.
>>62298112My guess is if it's not a big economic (or other) news day, then it's mostly liquidity algorithms pushing things around until big volume comes in at the open.
>>62298124Technicals formed an obvious head and shoulders on the daily chart, has been trending down since highs in early March. Bessant wakes up at 6am to short bigly every day.
>>62298128im just memeing anon :D
>>62298126Smigger. Are you stating that I am regarded?
>>62298115That's kind of cool
>>62298130God they can't just wait until the market is actually open for a pleb like me so I can sell off the stuff I bought last week can they.
>>62298134Depending on your entry yes>Under $70 = 140 IQ +>Under $80 = 130 IQ >Under $90 = 120 IQ >Under $100 = 100 IQ>Over $100 = Sub 70 IQ legally retarded, did your full time carer punch in the trade for you?
>>622981224%, might as well be a red day.
>>62298132How many poor anons has your memeing burned? Repent for you are not your brother's keeper.
Oil back at $120+ very soon. Longing oil is free money right now.
piece of shit $goog shares are dumping again fucking worthless trash dogshit and gemini is dogshit too, piece of dogshitTRASH HASSABIS YOU FUCKING BLOODY
The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incidenthttps://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c>>62297592
>>62298153Bad bot
How bullish are we feeling today lads?Tomorrow is taco tuesday.
THE PERSIAN JEW FEARS THE SAMURAI>Iran's President Pezeshkian: We're to ensure Japan ships passage via Hormuz with greater ease.
>>62298148what..? im memeing about MU and Disk being boomers. NOW is not a pump and dump. it has strong technicals and has been spoken about by alot of investors online with good tracrecords. its going back up along with other saas stocks that took a heavy correction past two months. anyone who listened to me talk about NOW the past week would be up alot. I got in at 106.
>>62298053im not telling because if i do youll bully me for it, and im trying to retardmax over here.but i was thinking of going into $gitlab after the $hpe earnings call because... atlassian pumped recently after earnings too. good plan?
>>62298159also wanted to long docusign because lots of 'documents' are being 'signed' lately... get it??
>>62298158I think it's a scam like POET. Only time will tell I guess.
>>62298159GTLB is the superior of the two, don't worry retard you're amongst good company here, my retarded autistic retard self included :3
>#BREAKING US forces intercepted two Iranian ballistic missiles targeting American forces based in Kuwait late on Sunday, US Central Command (CENTCOM) said on Monday.Bullish?
>>62298111i told you not to buy WOLF, i fucking told you bro
>>62298156honestly was expecting here to poop in the shore.
>nebius up over 6% todaydamn this guy still goingi mremeber ppl talking about it back at 20-40
redpil me on energy as the next AI play. Are there any clear winners like there are with chips and memory? Seems like there's a lot more different methods to resolve the energy bottleneck so it probably won't be as concentrated in a select few companies as it was with the other sectors.
>>62298172That cost 10 million dollars to intercept and they saved nothing.
>>62298172>late on Sundayold news
>>62298179Clearly there will be a new administration by the time these data fuckers need power, so the real play is to buy bankrupt windmill and solar panel companies before the eventual flow of gibs from US tax payers to green energy shit boss.
>>62298179Obvious bottlenecks are power & computeIRENNBISMaybe DGXX, HIVE or CLSK for a smaller playGRRR for Asia AI exposure
Is $410k a decent enough NW at 31? Feels like i’m falling behind bros.
>>62298191Better than all your peers but worse than all of us anons :PWhat's your pathway to the first milli?
>>62298191>Feels like i’m falling behind bros.I have $3000 in my brokerage. $9800 if you include all my accounts.
>>62298191the moment you stop comparing yourself to others and start saying to yourself "i am so grateful, things cant possibly get better than this i am so happy that i have been this blessed" then you will see what true wealth is as the universe keeps throwing it at you for free t. knower
>>62298198Kek brokie, what's your pathway to your first $100,000?(I use brokie affectionately my smigger, we were all a brokie once. Well not me, I've always been wealthy but most of us).
>>62298191it's ok, becareful if you plan to have children though
>>62298177Holding it in the 80 to 110 range was so shit but now its pumping every day like 5% I don´t get it.
Alright I'm going now for my 1hour siesta. I'll slurp when I wake up.
>>62298193Keep stacking etfs?
>>62298211Go back to Mexico and slurp deez nuts, faggot.
>EURUSDdaily reminder that you amerifags still owe us europeans 10% etf gainsimagine betting on europe aka little bangladesh lol lmao even
>>62298111WOLFSISTER TRUST THE PROCESS. FUNDAMENTALS REMAIN SOLID. THE HEEMING FROM SHORT SELLERS IS TEMPORARY
this is my quant. MY QUANTATATIVE! look at him! his names Yang! hes from TSJINA!
Tqqq Chad is a fucking boss.Even if you bought the peak after the covid rally it's still a 2x at the current price.Fucking unbelievable the gains you can make if you just keep buying and you're not...S C A R E DM O N E Y
>>62298213YAWNStack these instead to vastly outperform SPY over the coming 12 months:>RDDT>NOW>GRRR>EGO>PURR>BBAI>ZETA>VIVO>FCELYou're welcome my smiggy wiggy :3
I'm going all in on FOMOMy holdings are TQQQ, SOXL, SNXX, STXX, WDCX, MUU, ZETX, CRMG, ARMG and SNOUI either get financially ruined or rich, there is no alternative.I'm buying today and not looking until the start of september.
>>62298219preach queen. I'm hoping Amerisharts get some self-respect back and demand a strong dollar again. They should take more pride in enslaving third-world countries to their dollar system.
>>62298228Look at all that garbage. Just buy UPRO.
Ok niggers. Do I buy puts on SPCE today or wait until SPCX launches two weeks from now?
>>62298227SCARED MONEY DON'T MAKE MONEY
>>62298236Let it explode up all week then open puts Friday just before close.>>62298233Lol. LMAO even.
>>62298238What the fuck? Splinter putting together a new group of Turtles boss?
I can't be the only person to have almost entirely exited tech here
>>62298238Turtle fight club
>>62298246Lol and where have you parked your cash in the meantime oh wise one?
WHO BEST KOREA NOW?!?!
This is it
>>62298191Realistically it's better than most people. I mean, this isn't something to feel great about but you can walk into a dollar tree and probably be the richest fuck in the store. It's a low bar but that's something. The average American actually would be broken by even one month without income. You see those youtube clips of fuckers showing off their $8,000 bank account to try and impress people. To them that's wealth - a bare safety cushion and a few nice meals. That's where a large amount of the general public is. Average net worths are loooooooow.Obviously we're all here because we want More. We're mostly richer than average here because we definitionally have principal to invest. We want to live without money concerns, enjoy ourselves, and not be continually forced into the wage cage by the threat of poverty. So it behooves us to have as much money as possible, and it's good to get as rich as you can. But sometimes it's also good to remember how fucking poor the poor bastards really are, to remember how hard-working the poor bastards really work, and to be grateful that we ever scrambled together six figures as members of the slave caste. Also you're definitely in the territory where compounding interest can start to take off. You're going SOMEWHERE with your money for sure, it's just a matter of time but escape velocity is definitely achievable either soon or eventually. That's an okay pair of outcomes.This cope post is brought to you by a lower net worth than your own btw
AAAAAAAA WTFWT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FREAK THE FUCK OUT, PANIC SELL EVERYTHING
SELLLLLLLLL SEEEEEELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLL SEEEEEELLLLLLLL SEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SMG
Why, David? Why? We came back so strong last night.
>Tasnim: Iran stops message exchange with the US in protest against Zionist crimes.
>>62298246I deleveraged earlier in the year and recently bought more weighted shit to avoid the potential drawdowns of a tech pullback>pic relatedBut I have another 100k plus cash chunk I'm pissed about even having because I was too scared to buy UPRO or something else patrician during the recent dips.
>SPY -0.08%hold me brothers
>>62298277US got ghosted>In Light Of The Continuation Of The Crimes Of The Zionist Regime In Lebanon And The Fact That Lebanon Was One Of The Preconditions For The Ceasefire And That The Ceasefire Has Now Been Violated On All Fronts, Including Lebanon, The Iranian Negotiating Team Is Suspending "Talks And The Exchange Of Texts Through Mediators."@TasnimNews
>>62298277SELLLLLLLLL SEEEEEELLLLLLLL SEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I just learned I can take out my investment in a Roth IRA tax free. Compared to capital gains taxes on crypto and sales tax on precious metals that's really nice.9% sales tax here in TN on gold/silver, 15% or so on capital gains taxes on crypto. No wonder everyone loves stocks, a measly .05% fee
>>62298254Mostly energy and mining but pretty distributed. I just can't see this tech stuff having another 50% in it before any kind of crash even if it goes on for another year. Trillions have moved already are there really trillions more waiting?
I’m gonna buy calls for the next taco
>>62298284>>62298282Pussy
>>62298277>>62298283Where do you guys get this news so quickly? I see WTI just fucking spiking
WHERE THE FUCK IS BUSSYENT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITS OVERR ITS OVERRRRRRRRAXIOS
What is going on in the pre-market hours? I do not know where I can watch it.
>>62298286meanwhile im paying 37,5% no matter what...europe is great huh
>>62298283Well since we didn't get a deal, or a no deal it's time for us to resume kinetic response boss.
TIME TO DIE
Axios won't help you come back from thisit's over for the Epstein axis
>>62298296At least your healthcare is free!
>>62298282You need to look at futanaris
>>62298293yahoo finance has updated premarket prices 24/7 just google whatever stock or index u want to watch and add yahoo at the end
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WTFWT
Jesus you pussies it's called a buying opportunity and you should have a stop loss set anyway and you shouldn't be holding outside market hours anyway if this is scary to you and you also should read >>62298227 because everything he said is right. We're probably going to change directions and have a green day on open anyway but if we don't it's going to make an even greener day later. May showers June flowers. The point of this post is that you are gay.
AXIOS???? TRUMP??? HELLO??
MAY SHOWERS JUNE FLOWERS MAY SHOWERS JUNE FLOWERS MAY SHOWERS JUNE FLOWERS
>>62298306We're about to kick off WW3 and faggots like you are telling people to go long, like lmao, this shit's gonna be pure kino boss.
IRAN STOPS MESSAGE EXCHANGE WITH THE US IN PROTEST AGAINST ZIONIST CRIMES
>>62298296lol that sucks bro, to say nothing of the VAT on gold/silver either over there
>>62298300Israel ceases to exist today.
Just fucking buy stuff. Don't let up. Buy every little once in a while and more when it's lower.I'm probably just going to start dca'ing to letfs and over time sell my other shit to put into it when the market tanks.God dam I can't believe I abandoned my own letf strategy to sit IN FUCKING CASH with some tard holdings like spy and SCHD. Because I was a pussy baby./Scared money general/
guys why isnt the line going up, i tried rebooting my router but it didnt help
>>62298314Cheapies to slurp!!!!
>>62298313Picks to profit off WW3?
>SOXL experienced a sharp drop due to weakness in Micron Stock>MU up over 1000I don't see it.I did see everybody and their brother posting Burry's Geocities page though.
>>62298290livesquawk or financialjuice
>>62298300my zoomette date stopped talking to me this week too. she acted like it was such a great victory for her. if you knew her like i do though you'd know what a huge mistake it was.
I hope Iran is smart enough to insider trade before they do these kind of announcements
>>62298323Unironically AI and Tech.
PLTR BROS
>futures
>>62298149I hope you anons listened and longed oil with leverage.
>>62298329what brokerage would let them do that? i suppose they could have some iranian hasabara-esque US assets to do it for them, but that'd be pretty easy to catch.
>>62298331we're (almost) back
>>62298319>I can't believe I abandoned my own letf strategy to sit IN FUCKING CASH with some tard holdings like spy and SCHD. Because I was a pussy baby.iktfb I moved 300k into cash around march because we were looking at buying a place and I didn't want my deposit to get fucked during the downturn. Ended up being that I sold only a week or so before the bottom and it pretty quickly bounced back while I was still in cash.Didn't even end up buying the place and we're still looking.
>>62298323UPRO
>>62298306The June Jambalaya has begun
>>62298277Can this fuck off already I´m so bored of talking about the Hormussy, it´s been a nothingburger since the third week of the war ffs.
>>62298338If you bought tqqq at that time you probably wouldn't even need a mortgage.
Would it be retarded to hold SPCE all week??
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOYITS A PINK WOJAK DAYA RED DAYA DEATH DAYCOME ON SMIGGERS, YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTHHHHHHH
HOLY SHIT PANIC BUY OIL
>>62298349yes
>>62298352Charge into battle with leveraged horses.TO THE ROCKY BOTTOMTHEN TO THE STARS
If WW3 starts I get cheapies to slurpIf WW3 doesn't start my stocks continue to ripI can't lose
holy rugpull
>>62297987I bought intc calls when they were trading at 15 dollars. Too American to fail thesis. Look what happened. Not that I got rich because I stopped rolling when I initially won.
>>62298360what if your stocks stop ripping because the fake profits from google & amazon get exposed?
HERE WE GO
>The resistance front and Iran have set their agenda to completely block the Strait of Hormuz and activate other fronts, including the Bab el-Mandeb Strait - TasnimWonder how long this lasts
>>62298326>Financial Juche
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
I sharted
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62298363Then the money printers are turned back on to make it look like everything's fine
>>62298361and today we also buy gold... it's getting quite boring desu
Micron bros what the FUCK was that>>62298367Based
>>62298361what happened lol i was about to buy into miners, already own a driller under their conservative book valueim still going to buy because the mines are going to print money at these elevated levels and countries all have massive deficits so they want to also print money
>>62298367WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF NOT AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
DRAMGODS
>micron pumping like a mad manhoooly
nah bruh close ts market this ain't my market aaaaaa
>>62298367FFS, what took.. My Now calls took forever to actually update and show my gains.
>>62298367LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62298229Holy based
>>62298367based
>tfw going to miss MU entirely due to fear of buying the top
>>62298378if micron pumps then we all pump... right bros... right?
>>62298380>>62298379Dawwww :3>>62298378Terminal Lucidity, the last exuberant burst of energy before the death throws.
PIECE OF SHIT IBKR WEB PORTAL DOESNT WORKDESKTOP APP NEEDS TO BE UPDATED
>>62298391its going to 1500 minimum
SOLD AMD AN WENT ALL IN ON ARM
>>62298394ive noticed ikbr web client absolutely shits the bed on market open when lots of trades are happening
>>62298397why would you do that, never give up your AMDs.
>>62298397ARM WILL NOT FAIL ARM WILL PREVAIL
NVDA please pump
>US constantly claims a deal is 95% done and there's only minor issues remaining>These are the sticking pointsYeah, no deal is ever going to happen
>>62298401ARM WILL NOT FAIL ARM WILL PREVAIL
SPCE
>KXIAY
>>62298419holy fuck
Look at MSFT trying to reclaim its 200 day.
New>>62298430>>62298430>>62298430
>>62298415>it's my hormussy, so i make all the rules-_-' lose lose exbabe. i mean iran.
>let's just pump Intel AMD and NVDA, all will make money despite competing. It's about laptops, there will be infinite demand. Think about it, every laptop will have its own AI agent, maybe even several.
>>62298397same but I slurped some adobe
holy fuck my NVDA and MU are mooning
>>62298418yes but don't give up AMD for any other computing position. I see people here dropping AMD for memory, only take risk on memory don't give up your AMDees
>>62298375Buy the dip. They are doing a small rug pull right now. My advice is to buy a small amount then wait to see if they dump it more. Been doing this in nearly all stocks because of the tech bubble. Most of my miners I bought years ago. The new stuff I have been way more carful in the amount of shares I buy. Because when that tech bubble pops it might cause a panic sell in other sectors.
$now bros, i think im gonna dca my ftec instead? bad or good idea?
>>62298505mooning to heights not seen for 10 days!
