who are these types of homes built for?>$390k to share a wall with a stranger>HOA fee exists but isn't disclosed on listing>no trees, no privacy shrubs, living there will put you on SSRIs>undoubtedly built by drunken illiterate retard spics in 3 weeks>costs 20% more than a SFH existing build (with trees, a lawn, NO SHARED WALLS, etc.)you'd need to be the world's biggest goy retard to consider these.
for people dealing in the real worldother questions?
>>62298161>no trees, no privacy shrubs,If only the buyer could add those himself later, choosing whatever he prefers.Oh well, sadly that's impossible.
>>62298161everything about these is absolutely dreadful. it feels like you're living in an apartment (except you're on the hook for $390k over 30 years + HOA + property taxes + tip.)>GRAY, GRAY, GRAY>layout designed by someone with downs syndrome + FASyeah uh i want a single basin sink island that's barely large enough to fit a cutting board and i want it in the middle of my OPEN CONCEPT gaynigger living room + kitchen (where is the dining room? who the fuck knows) with a view of my barren wasteland front yard. WAIT -- I'M NOT DONE -- give me a bunch of ugly ass light fixtures and drywall features to cover the oversized beam that supports the open concept ceiling. and i DO NOT want crown molding on my ugly ass gray walls because that would add too much to the cost.oh, and can you make the stairwell barely wide enough to fit an adult? i want it to be FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to move furniture or appliances in or out of my GOYBOX.
>>62298195walk-in closet with LUXURY white wire racks
oh yeah btw, this is not a house or an apartmentthis is a birdhouse because its made out of plywoodeven my stray cats have a stronger shed than your average ameripoor
relax sperg they are houses for poors
>>62298218WAIT A MINUTE I'M NOT DONE WITH MY LIST OF DEMANDS. can you make my bathroom tiny and then cram a HIS + HIS (because only a retarded FAGGOT would live here) double sink in there? also the fixtures need to be matte black because i want it to look fucking HORRIBLE if i ever repaint the walls to something not retarded.
>>62298225forgot my pic.>>62298222why would a poor person spend 10-20% more money than a comparable single family home with no HOA and lower property taxes?
>American anon discovers non-detached new build housingWelcome to the 70s in Europe
>>62298231Because it's the other way around it's cheaper than a detached.
>>62298222Let OP cook, this is the best thread I’ve seen on biz in weeks.
have the people who designed these types of "homes" ever heard of ceiling fans? i've never once seen a ceiling fan in a new build.>umm actually you're just supposed to run your chinese factory seconds Heat Pump™ 24/7 until it blows up 3 hours outside the warranty period from being deliberately undersized to save on build costs.
>>62298242do you have a learning disability?https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-search/Pennsylvania/type-single-family-home/55p-hide/price-na-400000/sby-6?view=map&pos=40.437769,-75.548192,40.302008,-75.410677,13&qdm=true
>>62298161please americans do not build semis they are disgusting inhuman domiciles and they plague they uk housing marketi can tell you that there are people, vile subhuman philistines, who actually like having a semi because they consider it neighbourly but those people ought to be put in camps where they can enjoy a "neighbourly" dormitory
>>62298255I don't know why becasue I don't care to look into it but there's a reason that it's more expensive.
Jeets
>>62298242mmm, yes, yes, i see -- but these single family homes don't appeal to my goyish sensibilities. where's the smell of ethnic food seeping through my paper thin walls that i share with a brown family of 6? and all of this... what do you call it, grass and trees? i'm expected to mow that myself???
>>62298260yes anon, materials and labor purchased today are notoriously cheaper than material and labor purchased 30 years in the past. excavating and paving dozens of acres of raw land and running hundreds of feet of water/sewer to a public tie-in is also cheaper than buying on a plot of land already tied into public utilities with a much shorter run. >YEAHH UHH I WANT A DRIVEWAY.... BUT LIKE, I WANT IT BARELY LARGE ENOUGH TO PARK A SUBCOMPACT CROSSOVER.
not having trees is a plus... don't have to deal with cleaning leafs in the falls and don't have to deal with bird shit and tree sap messing up your car painti can tell none of you faggots have ever had to rake leaves
>>62298384>not having to do 2 hours of work a week 3 months out of the year is worth living in a barren wastelandno thanks, I’ll keep my trees
>>62298384GOY spotted. raking leaves is a mentally ill suburban boomer phenomena. i'm puzzled by the scenario in your goybrain where trees are apparently only to be planted in areas that hang over your car? also why is your car not parked in the garage? (i know the answer. it's because you're a mentally ill suburban boomer. your garage isn't for parking vehicles, it's packed floor to ceiling with 1500 square feet of worthless nicknacks and other retarded garbage.)
The people that buy these are plebs who know nothing about basic construction/being handy, and associate anything "new" as being superior. True, there is no lead or asbestos, but the place will be falling apart within 20 years, and it is inhuman to pay that much to live in such close proximity. Homes from the 60s-70s have much better quality materials and larger lot sizes.
>>62298384>>62298408>OH YEAH, A RAKE? AND A LAWNMOWER? WHERE AM I GONNA KEEP THAT? I GOT NO ROOM IN MY GARAGE.>LISTEN -- LISTEN, I KNOW IT'S CALLED A ONE "CAR" GARAGE BUT.... THAT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION!!!! A FIGURE OF SPEECH!!!!!
>>62298384>>62298408>>62298431>don't you -- don't you FUCKING touch that motorcycle tire!!!!!>it is NOT garbage!!!!!
>>62298195>>62298207>>62298273>>62298310OOOOOOO He's priced out!Don't feel bad rentoid, I own multiple properties and also would not buy that Overpriced HOA shit.There's a point that the younger generation has to realize what the boomers did. DIY while being totally unqualified to do it, ignore all the faggy permitting and regulations, build your own if you own the land.
>>62298546who said i'm priced out? i make $150k and i'm looking at homes that cost $350-400k. i work from home so i have a lot of flexibility.
>>62298161This thing looks either a made up fake computer graphic or ikea the house
read OPs posts with Nick Rochefort's voice
>>62298565If true, wtf are you so close to Niggerdelphia?Need easy access to ur trans hookers?Real estate has always been about the location dawg.
>>62298310>>62298161These are european style shitboxes why the fuck are you having them?
>>62298787niggerdelphia is an hour away. i might be LAID off one day, so i want to stay close to jobs that pay more than $16/hour.
Buying a house that has been made within the last 15 years is retarded. Guaranteed to have many problems.
>>62298161Peak goybox.
>>62298175If it is indeed part of a HOA, it is impossible
>>62298583It says TO BE BUILT you fucking retard, yes it's been created on a computer
>>62298249>it's either ceiling fans or heat pumpThe... what? Ever heard of AC?
It's all optimized to make the most profit for the developer if you dont build your own house or buy something old.
>>62298161They make them with shared walls because it results in a contiguous garden, instead of two small slices of yard with a house in the middle. It makes the small plot seem as if it has an okayish yard.It's also slightly more energy efficient, so you save $3.50 on the montly energy bill
>>62298249Why would you want a ceiling fan unc fr fr no cap
>>62300830the question should be is it built with sound proofing in mind? if built cheaply answer of course no but you absolutely can design a house with that in mind so even feral shooting niglets couldn't be heard
>>62298161this looks like the lowest possible quality of house. any lower and it would be just a bigger version of one of those Fischer-Price plastic play houses for toddlers
>>62300928Hello no they’re not and you can rest assured that any conversation or sex noises can be heard by either side standing within ten feet of the party wall. These builds are great option of you enjoy having zero privacy at all, with an added bonus of being constantly audio recorded if your new neighbor decides to install interior security cameras.
>>62303524based. i'd make asmr videos of the sounds as it seems that kind of shit is guaranteed thousands to even millions of views
>>62298431Everyone in my neighbourhood has a garage that looks just like this. It's fucking disgusting
>>62298161>>62298273>>$390k to share a wall with a strangerThese house prices are currently collapsing. Wait.
>>62303461>this looks like the lowest possible quality of house. >any lower and it would be just a bigger version of one of those Fischer-Price plastic play houses for toddlersYep. Built by mexican's too, they are all crooked and fall apart . Mexicans aren't geniuses home builders , you can tell if you visit mexico .Maximum profits for italian construction companies . That's why they want open borders btw, so that they can get cheap mexican labor.
>>62298161Why bother, you can't afford it anyway
>>62298161The honest answer to your question is that it is built for an investor who will rent it out to some basic chad bros for $2650/mo, pocket $300 month plus never return the deposit. Meanwhile, the Chad Bros pay his mortgage and the house increasin value 6.7% a year compounding and due to tax laws, all the income is tax free and then the investor, after 15 years, moves into it for 2 years and then sells it for $750k tax free.~fin~
>>62298249They put bare minimum and you are supposed to replace that shitty cheap light with a fan yourself
