>net worth finally approaching 5 mil (freedom)>wife is 36 and getting fatter and older by the day>want to creampie young college broads like back in the day but don’t want to cheat and ruin my family>if divorce I will lose half my shit and be left with barely over 2 milJ U S T
>>62300124stop having sex with your wife and encourage her to take classes or get a job so she meets a lover who will give her the d. She'll cheat first, you cheat second free of guilt. Easy peasy, japanese
How'd you get to 5 mil?
XMR solves that
>>62300124>want to creampie young college broads like back in the dayoh boi... do you even talk to your wife???
>>62300124>fire>marriedThese two are mutually exclusive.
ask your wife if she wants to be stretched by a BBC in front of yourecord the fuckingask for divorce because she cheated on youtake her money and your freedom back
>>62300124Kek, what's the point of having 5 mil net worth if you are stuck with a liability that can take half of everything at any moment. Retard. I hope You have at least 3 kids together so that you wont be left with anything after divorce on top of gargantuan alimony and child support.
>>62300124Create a Trust, officially in the eyes of the law you own nothing. Give your house to your brother/mother/trusted friend, officially you have no house. Initiate a divorce, you would be paying minimal, if you manage to prove she makes more than you, you can get away with close to nothing to pay. Appear poor and dirty on the day of the divorce proceeding. Tell the judge you have no money, it’s like an acting class you have to immerse yourself in the role. Your kids will hate you in the future though. If you have no kids then no negative consequences.
>>62300124Open a porn studio specialized in creampies, then that’s just your job and not cheating at all>>62300140We do this in France, very efficient
>>62300420Offshore trusts in the Cook Islands are especially solid for this purpose, and also appropriate given OP’s net worth (the Cook Islands aren’t cheap)
>>62300124you better have kids fucking retard lolwife without kids is just lability
>>62300124Bitch, get some balls.You need to move your marriage into the friend zone. Like you do stuff together and whatever, but just go ahead and fuck bitches.the key is you just don't have any relationship with the cum receptacles to you bang. No texts, no personal info, etc. Never let the jizz dumpsters know anything about you, especially what you do for a living or that you are wealthy.young girls - if you stick to like the 6-8s like to feel like they are smart and sophisticated, so they crave an older man's attention so it is pretty easy if you are decent looking and have a personality.As for your wife, you should probably just start squirrelling away like $10k in cash every month or so, because whether you cheat or not, you will probably be divorced at some point, so just plan to have some side assets. I'm lucky, my wife still fucks me once a week and I fuck others, too. She knows but doesn't know, if that makes sense. We've not actually talked about it but talked around it. She understands that she doesn't know shit about money and that we are a pretty good operating team and a divorce would just be stupid financially for all of us.
>>62300420Imagine doing all this when you can just buy monerus and go on a fishing trip
you will NEVER fuck a young slut again. now go eat your decrepit wifes stinky fucking pussy and raise your faggot kids.
>>62300547>you will NEVER fuck a young slut again250 € per hour
>>62300444Checked. Indeed. Trust(s) are the way out of the divorce rape. >>62300535Fishing trips are for the brave only. Legalese and some acting is for the rest. But I do agree with you, fishing trips solves lots of issues for that matter. >>62300547Young whores are CRAVING Millennial dicks, they are the ones opening the door to our chad dicks. >>62300564Even less than that. Zoomies can’t bang them right for some reason…
>>62300668>Zoomies can’t bang them right for some reasonLess testosterone, less sociability, less experience? Glad to hear my old rod can help our zoomzoom sisters out anyway!
>>62300124white men are so cringe
>>62300124>but don’t want to cheat and ruin my familyYou're not a main character in a sitcom with a story arc. There's no camera following you. You won't be found out.
>>62300124>no pre nuplmao
I am 32 years old and I never even kissed a girl
>>62300124me too anon, me too
>>62300124kys
>convert it all to monero>disappear overseas and buy a new identity>fuck hot sexy hebe girls and live like a king for the rest of your lifeits so easy bro
>>62301628Your typical m*nero shill in the wild.
>>62300124claim to have lost your money via casinos and betting and on pump and dump shitcoin that you made while putting everything in xmr.
