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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Previous:
>>62300973
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rklb or fly or rdw
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freak the fuck out and sell everything
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i think im gonna sell my sndk for nbis tomorrow
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Its a red day tomorrow smiggers,
The best kind of day.
I'm slurping:
>RDDT
>GRRR
>GOOGL

How about you, whatcha slurping smiggy?
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What should i be panic selling right the fuck now?
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why yes, i'm market selling all of my positions at open. how could you tell?
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Please tell me AMZN doesn’t drop any further
t. $222 cost basis
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>>62301837
more DRAM and GRRR calls
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I am still making money off of sneedisk
thank you for your attention to this matter
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>>62301837
nbis calls and dram calls
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>>62301835
Berkshire just bought 80billion of google that google will use for more AI stuff. Even Omaha is going into AI.
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>>62301101
>stock crashes to $120 a share after AI fails to deliver
>market cap down by about 66%
>that 80 billion is now worth nearly 6% of the company's new market cap
Lel I'll laugh so hard if this ends up happening feels like they're just cashing in just as SpaceX and Anthropic are IPO'ing. This just feels too coincidental. Not to mention this makes it hard to ignore the
>AI is actually generating money! It's definitely not circular cash flows!
Oh yeah so then why do they need to dilute the shares? Idk man but this feels way too sketchy to me, almost as if it will trigger a dump in the near term future.
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>they had to do the "peace deal soon!" FUD through abc because the markets are catching on to ravid
kek
they'll still buy it of course
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dont worry guys this chart is looking giga bullish
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Guys I just have a hunch DRAM will finish the year north of 200. It's simply a hunch. 100 and 150 seem too low.
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>>62301846
How does $120 sound?
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>>62301858
Generate a version without gold teeth onegai
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but seriously folks, my port is like 50% cash.
what should i be watching for the slurp aside from the usual memes?
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>>62301870
in b4 DG dumps down into the 80s again tomorrow
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>>62301846
LOL

My AMZN cost basis is $100
never going to sell

I don't even care if it dumps to what I paid for it. I'll buy more.
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>>62301840
Legit everything. It’s never been this over.
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>>62301840
Sell everything that is not DRAM and buy DRAM
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>>62301871
Was cash gang until last Tuesday as well, but what's the point. This is the rally you need to hop on. Now or never.
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>>62301871
META
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>>62301880
Mumu bros…
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>>62301882
>$68
Nah bro, its over
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>>62301840
>He didn't sell before markets closed

OWARI DA SMIGGER SAN: A HAIKU

The door behind me
Shut violently.
Deep crimson port.
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>>62301871
Just run a boomer 60/40 VTI with short term treasrys until you find something worth buying. don't even give if a fuck if you buy the top of a bubble you'll only go down like 10% lol
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>>62301894
It has barely even started brother
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>>62301883
>He says at SPY ATH, confidently incorrect and stupidly ugly.
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>>62301901
You're waiting for a 20% pullback; while you're waiting, the index has rallied 30%, meaning it would have been better to get in now rather than waiting for the pullback.
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>>62301906
No retard, I rode the lows and just trimmed the majority of my port with the view to re enter at the next imminent lows.

TIMING THE MARKET BEATS TOPPING THE MARKET
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Xth for Andy Jassy and Mark Zuckerberg are financial terrorists
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>>62301910
Yeah whatever the fuck you say retard, I'm not a boomer holding stocks for pathetic gains, I exclusively trade in calls and there days to weeks matter. I can't afford to waste months staying in cash.
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>>62301912
Look at this example chart
Then look at META's
Then exit your position hastily
Re enter below $400
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I guess that's it
that was the top
it's over
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>>62301887
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>>62301924
imagine frying this lil guy in a wok
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>>62301929
I'm sure some dumbass will get AI to do it by end-of-thread
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>>62301934
odd that you thought of that so quickly and posted it
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>>62301939
ok?
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>>62301944
no it's not ok
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N's and J's
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>HII
>low margin and capital intensive
I’m in
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Are automation plays going to 10x like semis?
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*pop*
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How retarded would it be to put $30k in TQQQ with a 15% Stop loss and 15% Take profit order
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>Cathie sells AMD for more NVDA
time to buy AMD calls?
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suck my gonads general
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>>62301959
the hormooz is not creating a automation shortage rn
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Looks like it’s over for NOW. Guess we should have sold yesterday.
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>>62301961
I keep looking at charts and seethe about what I missed out on. I'm strongly thinking of doing very similar.

Which then suggests we're near the peak because every time I get this fomo pain something bad happens.
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Palantir to $400 in how many years? 4?
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did scoops buy a cybercuck when he moved to the burbs? that ginger nigga seems the type to drive one of those colostomy bags on wheels
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>BLOOD TYPE: BURRY
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LFVN doing some crazy Parabolic things right now
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what sounds good from mcdonalds or taco bell right now
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How about some nice calm peace of the heart which comes from resignation.
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>>62302006
Big Mac, of course
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Why are futures red right now? Any news?
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>>62301846
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>>62302010
Israel is attacking Lebanon which is pissing off Iran who are refusing to negotiate with USA.
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>>62302006
Double cheeseburger no cheese
9 Nuggets Large Meal with Large Fry & Fanta Ornage
3 Chicken selects
Garlic Mayo sauce
Ketchup
Use my rewards from the App for another double cheese no cheese.
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>>62302010
iran just said drone attacks for the next 10 years
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>>62302024
>3 Chicken selects

wtf is that wtf is garlic mayo? where the F you posting from

>>62302009
fat f*ck
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>>62302006
yeah lemme get uhhhh massive coronary with a small diabetes
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>>62301870
>please pay attention to random unrelated to the stock price stuff
>because I was told that if we all pay attention and buy in synchrony, we all are gonna be rich, and the market will only go up
>also I don't wanna end up being a greater fool
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>I could have just held MU forever
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>>62302010
Sell in May and go away. It's June, buddy.
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>>62301875
>DG
debating buying this as the K economy continues to grow stronger. id imagine there would be more dollar store shoppers as time goes on.

could be a safe spot to park money
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>>62302041
As the K economy grows, the bottom half won't be buying anything lol
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>>62301837
is more fake and gay news
nothing will happen
market goes down 10%
micron down 20%
muu down 40%

Then it'll all pump 60% from the low
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>>62302006
McChicken, McDouble, Chicken McNuggets w/BBQ and a medium McFries
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Can I contribute to my Roth IRA if I dont have a job and all my income comes from trading options
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Robot stocks. Robots will be the next big thing in 5-10 years. You know it's inevitable.
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WHY IS OIL DUMPING
I WANTED CHEAPIES
ITS NOT FAIR
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>>62302052
what tickers
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>>62301281
you have literally no idea what you are talking about why the hell would a gamesworkshop store sell MTG ??????????????????????? and two of their retail stores closed in your mall yet they only closed 8 stores globally last year???????????????????
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>GTLB leaps
>EWY and EWJ puts
>nikkei shorts
my body is ready
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>>62302049
Yes. As long as you don't make too much income to break that threshold.
t. roth IRA haver with no job and small income from limited realization of stock gains
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>>62302048
im going to taco bell instead

>>62302032
taco bell better for you?
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IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE. IT'S ACTUALLY OVER
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>>62302062
wtffffff
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>>62301961
Wait cap your gains? TQQQ will go huge after the AI IPOs
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>>62301840
I am very bullish even after taking an 1800 dollar loss on a bad trade so it's probably over since I'm always afraid at all the best points to buy and the opposite at the top.
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>>62302064
Chicken quesadilla and 2 soft potato tacos
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>>62302049
I'm not an Amerifat, but I will found my own company in a couple weeks of which I will be the only employee so I will have regular paperwork and retirement contributions even though I'm still just making money with options.
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>>62302057
SYM
ROBO
ISRG
And SERV for cute food delivery bots in a NEET infested future
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>>62302064
no. once i saw a homeless person at Taco Bell and I cant eat that food without thinking of his repulsive mien
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>>62302064
12 soft tacos and as many fire sauce packets as can be negotiated
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>>62302078
Real life robo chicks will not as cute as anime robo chicks
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>>62302067
Wat. Lol ok whatever. I haven't had issues.
Everything I saw about it is just
>do you have income less than this?
>ok then you can contribute
>too much income?
>no contribute for you
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jerome please
kevin please
i need this fixed
or i am ngmi
please halpp
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can i have one of this please?
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>>62302075
time to get a job, earn $7000, then quit so I can put it all towards my roth IRA

>>62302086
praying for your taxes bro
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Fuck taxes.
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>>62302075
would this work thobeit? i can use my options gains to pay myself a salary.
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>making 50k when you lost 50k the previous year so you dont have to pay any taxes
IS THERE ANY OTHER GREATER FEELING???
>>
>internet search if you're allowed to contribute to Roth IRA without a job
>see info saying no
Why the fuck have I been able to then? And why do these losers not let you contribute? This is fucking bullshit.
Jesus fuck the paperwork shit I had to deal with due to over contributing one year then the next I'm just not allowed to at all? What garbage is this?
>you have a job and make too much
>no IRA for u
>you no have job because Chinese and indians bullied you out?
>no IRA for u
You're fucking kidding me.
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>>62302107
>IS THERE ANY OTHER GREATER FEELING???
Making 50k every year instead
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>>62302091
what the heck is that
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>>62302111
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>>62302112
McCrispy Chicken Legend
Available in brazil
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Holy fuck I'm not going to amend my return again because of this. God fuck you. Fucking retard tax bitch.
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>>62302118
its a good thing you found out from your bros instead of uncle sam bro
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God im going to get so redeemed tomorrow. Why did I only buy mega cap tech am I retarded? Is god punishing me for my greed?
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Same old story, will play exactly the same
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DUDE LOOK AT IBM COMPUTER
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>>62302130
>IBM COMPUTER

boomer coin ngmi
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BROS DRAM IS JUMPING OFF A CLIFF RIGHT NOW
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>>62302135
good you memory fags have been having way to much fun
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>>62302135
It's +0.5% in after hours for me
Where are you seeing it jump off a cliff?
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Holy fucking shit is this why I had that excess contribution I couldn't figure out? I had to go through HOURS of paperwork and research to figure out why I was getting hit at the end with an over contribution charge but didn't even over contribute to my knowledge. I couldn't figure out thqta their fucking problem was. I did something funky in the tax return website like check a different box or something I can't remember but it made the charge go away so I rolled with it.

This is such fucking bullshit. Fucking god I'm going to get my shit fucked up because the IRS cunts are going to sniff out my goy status of trying to get more tax free gains.
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>>62302130
>Barclays initiated IBM with Overweight, citing software as a major, profitable, defensible revenue driver, steady infrastructure software demand, and potential in quantum; stock jumped intraday.
Bot purchase.
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>already exited DRAM
>bought AVGX early today
>NOK above 16 again
Ups and downs.
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>>62302140
>he doesn't know
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>>62302140
[spoiler]robinhood[/spoiler] has after-aftermarket hours bro
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>>62302144
>>62302145
You should use it to buy more DRAM then
Enjoy the discount
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>>62301919
This is the oil chart
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>>62302135
So does that mean we can buy cheapies or will the cliff jumping continue?
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>>62302123
I spent hours over the course of a weekend amending a return because of an excess contribution I didn't realize until the following year and I didn't understand why I was getting an excess contribution at all. Of course I didn't actually see any rules explaining why I was getting the fee and why I'm not allowed to contribute at all.
Now I have to amend it again?

Fucking god.
I'm going to withdraw my contributions I already made for this year before I get tax raped.
Fucking LOL I'm really going to have to amend that shit again aren't I.
Not only that, it's a 6% fee for the over contribution. But that cash was sitting in a money market fund so I only got like 4% returns. So it really would be a 2% fee I'm just at a loss for due to ignorance.
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>>62302157
Just watch Samsung and SK on the Korean stock market at night if you want to know.
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>>62302072
>Chicken quesadilla

they cost to much now I refuse to buy it
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BO says they will launch before end of this year again lol
space stocks are back to green
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>>62302159
tax season is over wtf are you doing
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I was even doing that shit while lying on my bed of a shitty moldy vietnamese hotel.
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>>62302171
>wtf are you doing
I'm living the clown life
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>>62302010
>Any news?
>>
>>62302180
Bibi cucked on beruit
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>>62301960
You keep posting this and things keep going higher
>>
Why is LAC up 8% today?
>>
>>62302182
Isn't this bullish???
>>
>k shaped economy
>"making it" is now impossible since middle class tier goods are non existant
>you can never exit the casino, you either move to the high roller tables or die
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do i sell amd for nvda or keep holding?
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im out of milk and it 4$ a gallon now
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W-Will we be red today
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Best places if i wanna travel to europe? By best i mean having the "europe" experience with minimal amounts of nafris and jeets
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Whats the next big thing to invest in?
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>>62302196
I bet you were on of the posters that was like
>FUCK NVDA! I'M SELLING AND BUYING AMD
lol
I saw like 10 of you

how's it working out?

you literally doubted the best, most profitable chip compay in the world to go chase a company with no market share lol

you deserve what you got
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>>62301952
HH.
88
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>W-W-WHY DOESN'T THE STOCK MARKET JUST INCREASE BY 5% EVERY DAY WITH NO DECREASES!?!
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>>62302203
I accidentally said the most profitable chip company in the world

I actually meant the most profitable company in the world lol
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>oil didn't move anywhere near as much during Aus hours as it did during US
Fuck this timezone.
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>>62302207
Yes, i am entitled to eternal growth
>>
problem memsissies?
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>>62302207
It's literally been doing this and it will keep doing this forever. Check mate, chud.
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>>62301860
your post sounds like sarcasm anyway well see how far it pulls back usually we would expect it to just fall to 8240 and fill the gap. Lower than that would be 'yikes' territory.
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>>62301870
bullish on the dollargeneral ai
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>>62302207
My stocks keep depreciating (minors)
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>>62301870
proud that no one shilled this garbage here
usually you guys would be all over dogshit like this
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>>62301919
IBM
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Fuck you jensen i was afk
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>>62302207
Tomorrow premarket will be the generational bottom.
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>>62302010
>>62301999
>>62301991
every time we're this high, I slowly begin to reenter the market calling for a dump, then I buy too much as it goes down and freak myself out while drinking gallons of caffeine, then I sell at break even after calling the bottom and watch as it goes to a new high
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>>62302037
>hold MU in december-january
>flip into MUU in february-march
>never sell
>make 2 million dollars
It was that easy huh
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>>62302052
>>62302057
if robots become a thing they'll still need semis, storage and memory so you circle back around to nvidia, avgo, tsm, asml, micron, sandisk, skhynix, samsung, etc.
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>>62302107
american taxes not work like that
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>>62302201
Here's what Grok thinks.
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>>62302180
>>Any news?
Dih bih gah
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>>62302239
still waiting for TSLA to make a foundry deal with INTC
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hey claude
tell anon to shut up
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looks like we’re back
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WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING UP
WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING UP
WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING UP
WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING UP
WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING UP
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>>62302261
Bobina getting teased like this is so fucking cruel and hot.
>>
This is El Grande Uno
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRSvQqG6BgE
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>>62302276
>48m
F off.
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summer melt up, hop on
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is a 5th of whiskey a good investment
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Is this quantum computing's Long Island Iced Tea moment?
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>>62302279
>48m
>F off.
Have AI summarize and dumb it down for you
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>>62302286
>drinking in the big 67
bullish for me bearish for thee
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>>62302262
what's going up
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I'm set for life, I made it. Goodbye
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Welp bros, I finally did it. I used some of the cash I made from the AI bubble and took a girl out for another date. Super cute latina with a WIDE hourglass figure and got a feminine quiet voice too that I met at Walmart. First time was just a coffee sit down and this time was at a pizzeria then bowling and mini golf. I'm feeling bullish right now.
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>DRAM
more like VRAM
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>>62302308
>met at Walmart
bruh
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>>62302308
3rd date is her penis
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>futanaris
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>>62302314
We were just waiting in line for a long ass time(registers were fucked that day) and just noticed we both had Pokemon shirts on.....and then it went to exchanging whatsapp and shit, I couldn't believe it either
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>>62302329
>Pokemon shirts
F*g
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>>62302308
>WMT
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>>62302173
>imagine a new coin launches after insiders have accumulated the entirely supply for pennies. they value this coin at $2 trillion marketcap (more than btc). they then dump this coin on bagholders. except instead of a telegram full of desperate third worlders, these bagholders are the millions of wagies and retirees invested into passive income funds. it is fraud.
uhh guys
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>>62302334
sounds like internet computer coin
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>>62302297
Take me with you
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>>62302207
The USD decreases in value 10% every day, so at the very least line should go up.
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>>62302328
>>62302331
>>62302333
What the fuck, are all of you bobos, why the negativity? I haven't had a girlfriend in forever....
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I want a margarita
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>>62302352
Bears want us all to fail.
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>>62302308
good luck breh
t. 28 yr old khhv
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LFVN squeeze
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should I kill myself. I don't even know what this is. 4 years of experience to make 400k.
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>>62302366
How would you do it
>>
>apply for part time job on a whim
>make it clear I'm doing it out of boredom
>recruiter guy is cool about it
>get HR lady's bitchy response
>tells me the t-shirt is mandatory
>going to ghost her
What is with HR ladies and trying to emasculate people.

>>62302297
if /biz/ didn't fud me out of The Play I would have made it too.
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>>62302366
>should I kill myself.
are you indian? Most job postings are fake, the real ones use DEI AI to screen looking for indians to work remotely. Put in your resume how much you like curry and earned your PhD at 11
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>>62302352
obese latina boobs (can't post because will get a vacation if I do)
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>>62302329
Try to seal the deal and reach third base (hand holding) with your autistic waifu
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>>62302338
QUICK SOMEONE TURN ON THE INTERNET COMPUTER

>>62302364
my overwhelmingly favorite thing about /biz/ is that these "if you buy our money might double or go to zero" plays are only posted once it's topping out
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>>62302308
> we met at Walmart
Taking her to carnival next?
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sar bloody, line why down
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>>62302260
grok is this anon legit?
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>>62302364
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>>62302329
>>62302375
I was at walmart and saw a family of arabs with their 15yo daughter. She was sex. If only I was some kind of mud man and could just walk up and gyrate my hips and ask to pay a dowry of camels for her.
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>>62302377
>once it's topping out
buzz on the interweebs is tomorrow is gonna be hot, so maybe one day left to squeeze some juice.
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>>62302371
>What is with HR ladies and trying to emasculate people.

Its basically power trip the career. Unmerited self importance and unmerited authority for a position that probably does more harm than good to the company.
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on tthe other end of the spectrum you have 15 an hour to be a law student
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>>62302386
this would mean you did badly in school. My 2L summer (10 weeks) paid out 40k.
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>Berkshire just bought $10B of Google
>Google's valuation is realistically 20-25% Spacex at this point

If anyone needs a sign that despite all obvious logic Spacex somehow isn't overvalued, just remind yourself that the most conservative mainstream fund on the planet just made a tacit investment in it.
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waiting for wagies to go to bed to shill some really good tickers.
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>>62302386
I love how you can be doing the same job someone else is but because it has (((internship))) next to it they can pay you a McDicks wage.
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>>62302279
>48m
>F off.
you were right not to watch it, at the very end just as the guest was getting to the money Eiseman cuts off the video and says to buy a premium subscription to watch the ending. Fuck that.
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>>62302394
just applied to an office admin position paying 30/hr that asked for an associate's degree or 2 years of experience. I have a BA. Now let's see what convoluted reason they give to reject me.
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>mfw DRAM EOY
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>>62302393
why arent you sharing with wagies
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got to be up at 7 for work ill be going to sleep now
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>>62302414
because it's stock market general not cry about your j*b general
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>DRAM FULLY RECOVERED
WTFWT
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What was the news for the recovery? Nasdaq was -0.7% when I started playing forza
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>>62302404
>or 2 years of experience. I have a BA.
If they ask about experience and you dont really have any then explain who going to college was valuable experience filling out all the paperwork to apply, scheduling all the classes in appropriate sequence paying tution/bills and budgeting, doing all the classes and homework, dealing with the people (admin, TAs, professors - you know people skills), doing the research and homework and passing the tests (working through deadlines), and finishing it all up and graduating, oh and all your investing and accounting to make money on stocks and options to buy the books and food and pay utilities (and balance your books). It shows you are self aware and not just blindly following the heard
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>>62302420
I told you to buy it but you didn't listen
>>62302424
There is no news for it
Nobody is trading on news anymore
We are still in the start of the bubble
Buy DRAM and let it run
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>>62302393
im asleep now
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>>62302425
lol I have experience I'm just being rejected by girls who are unironically 5+ years younger than me but are somehow managers already. Each time it reminds me that making it was as easy as buying microstrategy in 2024 and micron in 2025.
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>>62302424
koreans are doombulling because their economy is stagnant and people doordash to afford more SK hynix 5x letfs
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Why bitcoin 70k?
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>>62302435
>rejected by girls who are unironically 5+ years younger than me but are somehow managers already.
the less people know the more confident they are they are smart and capable, with shitty over confident attitude to match.
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>>62302429
If by buy DRAM you mean get further OTM calls after I sell my ITM calls then yes, I'll most likely be doing that sometime this week
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>>62302429
i bought dram but it aint done shit since.
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>>62302437
Mr. Saylor's diamond hands got shakey
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>>62301825

I bought some Micron and AMD a few months ago and I've done well. Would I be stupid to buy more now?
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>>62302448
Time in the market beats timing the market.
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They are not even hiding in shame anymore. What a scam.
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>>62302437
>>62302443
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wkey veco absi
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>>62302454

So SPACEX is a buy since Fink is going to be pushing it?
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just ate two burgers smiggas, on a diet though

whats the next play
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>>62302469
Sap is the new ServiceNow. You’ve been warned
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>>62302287
qtex is looking legit
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>>62302420
You see when the gook stocks go up during their open hours the dram goes up too.
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>>62302454
What a fucking ripoff
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i can switch from, investor, stoic, pragmatist, nihilist, when needed. money can't buy that
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>>62302487
not screaming manchild?
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>>62302454
I had some money parked in QQQ temporarily
going to sell so I don't end up a SpaceX bagholder unwillingly.
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Looking at another big gap up on KXIAY when market opens
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>>62302489
ok i kneel
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>>62302493
ooo that's a good one
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>market dumps from 7616 to 7564
>recovers to 7593
Again more than 50%
>big part of it are semis leading recovery as I can tell from SOXX
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>>62302454
spacex at ipo valuation is a steal. its an elon meme stock it literally can't fail
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>>62302454
this might crash us
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>>62302454
imagine if elon's successful though, in a couple years we have young people colonizing mars while retirement homes have parking spots filled with ferraris
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>>62302519
It's only crashing after Anthropic and OpenAI IPO too since they are running the same scam for those delicious passive index funds which is why you should buy as much AI related stuff as you can for now and enjoy the massive gains and start selling off around the same time the insiders get their shares unlocked
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BROS WHEN DO I SELL
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>>62302512
Where do you think it's headed, then? $10T?
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>>62302530
Take 20% off when premarket opens. RSI is at highest level ever.
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>>62302530
Never sell.
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>>62302530
If you posted it, you have to sell. Sorry, them's the rules.
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>>62302526
what gains? i keep losing money
i cant do 30% up my portfolio and still t
red that amount
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>>62302532
It will go to about 5T maybe more after it merges with tesla
>>62302536
Just buy SOXL, DRAM and TQQQ and do nothing for the next 6 months
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And they buy the semis again
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>>62302532
its heading to the mag 8 thats where its going
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>>62302509
What is that supposed to mean to a smigger like me?
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>>62302530
this anon
>>62302535

if you entered without an exit plan, then that screenshot should be the exit
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>>62302541
Its going to be part of the BAG 1 after it merges with Tesla next year.
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Check ELMT. It's pumping.

https://theelmetgroup.com/
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copper computer
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>>62302554
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>>62302542
I know your generation went to college instead of enlisting when we had to change the regime the last time, but you shouldn't be this thick headed.
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Sub $5 LAC buyers gonna have a nice lil thing to look at when they wake up today.
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>SPX goes down a bit
>while SOXL pumps
oh oh cooncntration
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>these guys voted for war with Iran and are now enlisting while pumping the stocks above all time highs
Doesn't make sense to me, are they supposed to be poor and have no real power as victims and shit?
How come these guys have so much power that they decide all the elections, make up the entire military and also pump the stocks?
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>>62301836
And buy what?
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>>62302577
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>>62302581
Oh right.
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insane that literally everyone in worst korea is going all in pumping every bit of liquidity into the market, if that shit ever goes tits up with the AI gamble MILLIONS will kys
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>>62302594
have you seen how much korean donations surged for ethots and vtubers?
some money is actually reinvested in the real economy as we speak
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>>62302594
>k-boomers with margin loans are pumping your DRAM
based
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>>62302597
>korean donations surged for ethots and vtubers
They also donate to Thai whores. Viets, filipinas. Bigly.
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Is today the day to slurp GOOGL
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Why is BABA mooning?
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INTCbros, don't look.
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>>62302227
did you check the premarket chart yet?
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sold the dip
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DNN gonna break out today, all the other non ferrous specialty metals are going up and people who buy DNN are also the ones who buy LAC, USAR and CRML. It is only a few % from the resistance point and undervalued.
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>>62302565
How come it's rising? Any good news? Too bad I bought when you started shilling it at $5.73.
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>sold my 1 MRVL call yesterday at a loss
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>>62302628
Well done! We can go back to pamping now.
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bought mrvu at 128, sold at 136
now look at it
baka my head
whens the next tech conference like computex
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>Trump 10 hours ago says to ABC news there could be a deal next week

>oil down
ok

Barnacles save me
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i need a neocloud etf
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>>62302630
They are progressing faster than expected with Thacker Pass, all the power grid connections got finished. They also actually had a profit for the first time via future supply contracts.

>$5.73
It was a $6.47 for a bit last night.
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>>62302632
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>from the same investment firm that brought you $DRAM
>$NCLD
BROS MARK YOUR FUCKING CALENDERS
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>>62302227
ill give you a protip: that always happens during earnings - it's a gift
there are only certain stocks that do the opposite during earnings though and ive observed 3 do it
subscribe for a small monthly fee to find out those 3 and what to look for during before earnings calls
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my folio needs barnacles and a big strike
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>>62302648
bro fuck all this investing crap how do I apply for a job at roundhill
they are fleecing retailtards with these fees lmao
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>>62302648
>im the first person on 4chan to find $NCLD
bros screenshot this
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>>62302654
you can circumvent the fees with options contracts
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why soxl keep pumping but my dogshit wd does nothing since weeks?
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>>62302654
>he has fidelity
LMAOOOOOOO
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>>62302655
no one cares about dram nigger
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Sources close to the president have gone on youtube and said Iran has now developed nuclear weapons.
Therefore an invasion is required to seize them. Boots on the ground because airstrikes might damage them or set them off.
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>>62302616
I'm thinking about it
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>>62302661
not with fidelity but I heard they added some crazy fees on roundhill products
their fees are still way too high for how concentrated the holdings are
after SK lists on NYSE anyone holding DRAM is a certified retard
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>>62302673
>thinks 1% fees are too high when this shit climbs 10% per day
Are you retarded
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David Axios is about to post something bullish.
Bitcoin is already under 70k, we can't have more bad news, stocks will not suffer a correction.
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USARRRRRRRRRRR might do a thing today, it looks pretty damn bullish. Short interest is really low.
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>>62302677
see this is what I'm talking about you are a born golem
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>>62302679
>Bitcoin is already under 70k
Bitcoin used to be somewhat of a leading indicator for risk-off sentiment, but I think this is over.
Now it is an indicator that investors are selling their bitcoin (and everything else) to buy more DRAM.
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>paying fees
>tfw I trade in my Roth exclusively to avoid taxes
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>>62302679
bitcoin going down means tehres something big is going to happen
trump probably will escalate again
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OFFICIALLY shorted SOXL as of now
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>>62302702
SOXX is up pre-cum, why short semis and memory?
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>>62302712
what goes up must come down
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I noticed btc dropping more too.
Hallelujah. I was bitter over missing the last dip and now I may get another chance.
Stonks too might give me an entry point.
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>>62302656
how
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You’re fucking crazy if you don't buy SPACX, boss.
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My 3000 eurobucks Sivers yolo from last week looking good.
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seething a little bit that i didnt sell my googl when it got stuck at $400, should have trusted my gut and sold then
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>>62302682
jews cheat shabbat so blatantly and think god doesn't know?
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>>62302733
What is the advantage of googl over goog? do you like the voting mini game?
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>>62302734
it's worse than that
they use pilpul to extract legalese out of the talmud so they basically treat religion like a glorified TOS and they think g*d loves that they do this because they're so smart
I wish I was joking
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buy mrvl cbrs
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servicenow and palasisters how we feeling with this drop
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Ty whoever called out credo at 190 yesterday
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> futures
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>>62302744
yeah, they think that God appreciates their creativity. there was some talmudic story about a rabbi outmaneuvering God himself and him being like "damn son, I'm so proud of you, you are truly my greatest creation".
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uncs
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PURR
>>
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>>62302803
bullish for kosher tech and kosher accessories
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>>62302820
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>>62302824
Best trader in /smg/, MoM returns of +30%.
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>>62302824
LACbros, we eatin' good.
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reminder not to buy oil at rock bottom prices. BIG peace deal
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bake new bread faggots
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>>62302881
I want bread mayo a fried egg cheese on top bread toasted, glass of oj, and hash browns
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>>62302900
I like pizza, I like burger, I like, chiken nuget, and I like honey mustard
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URG
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>>62302900
this except choco milkies instead of oj
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why don't you smiggers start a new thread? you only make one when you aren't supposed to?
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>>62302928
french toast as well I forget the french toast
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>>62302723
i lied, if ur with fidelity ur fukd, I use robinhood and schwab and they have no extra fees on purchasing etfs
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its iterlally ovr
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>>62302950
It still has an expense fee tard.
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>>62302734
their rationale is tha if there's a loophole they can exploit, then God intentionally put it in so that they can exploit it.
They crucified Jesus for pointing out how stupid this is.
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>>62302964
sybau lmao
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>>62302803
That one is a little less egregious than most talmudic shenanigans, since God's explicitly playing devil's advocate in that story and testing the rabbi on his knowledge.
It does show their strong tendency to argue over nothing though.
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someone made a smg tranny thread
are you going to use it
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>>62301825
>the goycoin is shitting blood because the mstr faggot says he is selling
>meanwhile the semis portfolio chads getting theiir 3rd mansion and 4th yacht after a +6 gorillion poocent gains
kek
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>>62303862
Or, alternatively, everything is going according to plan, as always.



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