KEK SPCE BAGGIES edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous:>>62303129
I am NOW financially ruined
IRAN HAS TO OPEN THE STRAIT THAT WAS NEVER CLOSED AND AGREE TO TALK ABOUT A PROSPECT OF THEM RESIGNING THE RIGHTS TO KEEP THEIR OWN NUCLEAR MATERIALS IF THEY WANT TO AND AGREE.... OR ELSE!!!!!!!!
>He didn't buy GRRRLol, could never be me smigga :3Captchas are ruining my day, WTF is this gay shit.
The stock market is so pozzed it’s not even funny anymore
gonna make some easy money........
>>62303829You need to “service” people now
> nows
>US Sec. Of State Rubio: ‘Indications’ That Iran's Supreme Leader Is Increasingly Engaging At Some Level>Oil dumpsholy fukkin shit, they can say whatever they want and the retardmarket will always byu it
GO TO 20 ALREADY INFQ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62303851I thought we killed their leader boss. And that his son was also heavily mauled or some shit
why pump?
New ath S&P.....again
news: no more drive by accusations of corporate fraud to buy in lowthis guy is also going to get his butt stuffed by the judge because he didn't even bother to show up during deliberations
>>62303827>bull thesis is "investors will buy the wrong ticker"
>Victoria's Secret up 44%damn, investing in over the shoulder boulder holders really pays off
>>62303848nom nom nom nomn om nom nom
I make super complicated excel formulas and now my boss gives me all of thsoe tasks? I just use chatgpt though, how do I leverage this to be comfy as hell? She leaves me alone for the most part cause she just doesn’t understand binomials if functions, but it takes me almost no time to make em.
>>62303864>short selling GMEhello, based department?
>another day I should have just bought SOXL at the start
Whenever I see SPCE I read it as spice instead of space
>>62303868R/WSB was hyping it up and are still going to short Space X and lose all of their money like they did with Tesla. Hilarious this will happen guaranteed a second time. They could literally invest in any other space company right now for the run up that actually produces a product but they create exit liquidity for the other bigger investors themselves. Besides largest thing is 80% of the payload going into space right now is Space X so why wouldn't you invest a little into it.
>>62303874Pantysisters, is now the time to buy the lingerie stock to diversify your folio? I’m actually considering it, a non tech going up so much on a beat is not standard.
im red today...wait no im green....oh nevermind im red.....hot dam im green again!!....and back to red....greeen! this time for real....shit
>SOXX +4%>NDX +0,3%Everything else has to be red
How far do you guys think NVDA, MU, DRAM and VGT will go? Literally all in these four. Not sure if I should dca back to VT or treasury bills
>>62303874>Women are trying to get married stock pick is a sign of the recessionI wonder how shoe/boot sales are doing during all of this?
>>62303900I'm up on NOK and absolutely exploding on SIVEF
>MSFT just can't let me enjoy any gains, can it?
>>62303896>credit at all time high>Victoria secret does better than usualBet against the chudette
Ouch
>>62303896they fell off thoughlots of girls get their lingerie from chinksites these days including your (the reader's) mother
>>62303909>SiveDon’t get too cocky, I sold that bitch yesterday because it was deep red.
>buy and hod for the longest time>decide to try optios, have to apply as account doesn't allow it by default, should take 2-4 business daysIs there still time to catch the green weenie? that the market isn't just going to shit itself instantly?
>>62303926You do realize it's more than likely going onto the Nasdaq right?
>>62303874zoomettes aren't busty. they are ruining their panties from gooning too much. (stinky)opportunity for innovation.
>>62303874Did they put lingeree on an ai server rack?
>>62303909where did you hear about sivefand what is itand why is it in hype?
OH YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DUMPINGWRONG AGAIN BOZO
>>62303911A loss is just a negative gain
>>62303874>>62303896LULU might be the play, earnings 6/4 and it's -38% ytd
>>62303927no this is the last pump everwe're not pumping anymore during your lifetime your grandkids will shit on your grave for wasting this generational pump and impoverishing your bloodline into permanent child prostitution
i wish i could hold a stock for more than 3 days
>>62303941can you pump my WD bags then at least?non moving dogshit stock
>>62303941wait for it
NOW sisters…? Did we get too cocky?
>made 40% on MRVL in a day on a whimi'm getting nervous.
>GLW finally stopped shitting the bed
>>62303960Jensen said 1T not 200k. It's going to 5x from here by EOM.
>>62303935Here, Swedish 5g semiconductors. High probability of listing on Nasdaq soon.
ok haha it was funny you can go down now SPY
>>62303911When did you get in?
Im just going to ape into whatever the AI says
>>62303960>40%that would finally get me out of the reds fuck
will you make it out in time when it finally collapses?
virgin galactic (ticker: SPCE) just created hundreds of perma virgins
I am going to do a Space X 5k$ yolo. It's what i can afford(Ramen/Veggies/Butter/Egg diet)
Who else buying calls on PANW or CRWD
>>62303976On what news?
>>62303970>High probability of listing on Nasdaq soon.just as hgraf?
>>62303968That’ll be nice if it does, I’m holding for 11more months regardless for tax purposes
>>62303974>AI citing AI articlebullish...
>>62303974how is it allowed for ai to just shill tickers
>>62303901The semi- and memoryfags are all saying that chips have plenty of room left to run. Demand is strong and it's only going to get stronger over the next few years. They're selling shovels during the gold rush, but there's a huge shovel shortage so they can charge almost whatever they want. I'd invest moar tbqhOne caveat is that all this is that GOOG or similar could come out with an architecture tomorrow that halves the number of chips they need, which would detonate the bull case. Keep a decent stoploss on them just in case
Lol. Lmao even.Reddit is great on days like this, you get all seven stages of grief in one post. Denial, anger, bargaining, its all there in all its glory :)
The line will go upDo not fight it
>>62303931>quantum pussy>the pussy is simultaneously tight as well as loose, only when you stick your dick in does it become one of the two
>>62303983Invest in a better diet anon, no sense in eating that you'll make it and be too fat and frail to do anything and die young
1st lower low on the 1 minute /es since 9am
>>62303842I love you sir
>>62304021I will but as a fat fuck that needs to lose 30lbs this is working for me besides its 5 eggs per meal so its fine for now.
>>62303842I might rotate into grrr once infq hits 20
>>62304031And I you my smegro <3
>boomerettes are discovering literal skin regeneration and age slowing treatments thanks to korean scienceVery soon there will be ways to rejuvenate a pussy so it looks brand new, foreskin regeneration, and maybe even anus re-tightening since homos get theirs blown out
SOXL chads keep winning.
Alright lets go space meme, finally a big green day. June 18th options going to be wild
>>62304049Almost 100% from my 150 full port. Always gamble.
>>62304043>Get circumcised>Regrow foreskin>Go back to Dr & ask for money back>???>Profit
>>62304054YWNBARSM
>>62304043>Boomers discover eternal youth just before their number is up and proceed to dominate and cannibalize the younger generations forever.
>>62304004wait, was the whole thesis for that stock really just that people would confuse it for SpaceSex?and /smg/ went into this?
>>62304079babe what is wrong with you? what kind of prompts are you writing?
NOK might break through 17?
>fleet size: 1This is not even a real company, its some bong's pet project that does not even reach space proper. Why did redditors hype it?
CYBERSECURITY SISTERS
Is MRVL for real or a scam?
>>62304003So there's years left to run? I'm watching earnings like a hawk. If that goes to shit then I'd probably get out, but no idea what to. Not sure if it's worth trying my luck at another bitcoin cycle
is we getting a soxl forward split
DRAM now has a service fee on Fidelity, how will this affect it?
>>62304091goodthat'll teach you to pump for WEEKS after I sold FAGGOTS
>go for morning run>get home>portfolio all greenand just like that
Which of you retards bought the NOW top and therefore manifested it?
When do I sell this LITE bag?
>>62303880>now my boss gives me all of thsoe tasks?you are now indespensible to your boss, and can see what she is doing and cant do without you. Learn the full potential of Excel including the UDFs, VBA, power model, and ability to make more custom functionality using Visual Studio. I know VBA is old but its well developed, also learn the new web bases version I think customization is typescript?
any of you fags who wanted to buy servicenow here you we are levels not seen since last Friday kek!
>>62304114>go to toilet for 2 minutes>come back>poorfoolio is even more redand just like that
i am become SPCE baggie the holder of Virigin
>e.l.f. Beauty, Inc. (NYSE:ELF) sells cosmetics and skincare products under its brands, like e.l.f. Cosmetics, e.l.f. Skin, Well People, Naturium, and Keys Soulcare. >During the March 9 episode, a caller asked whether they should sell their position in the stock and buy CRWV. Cramer responded:>You know, oh boy, alright, that’s frying pan fire. Okay, so e.l.f. Beauty is erratic right now, but I have faith that it can go higher."It's fucking over, ELF bros.
armchads stay winning
>>62303946>LULU might be the playtheir see-through leggings were a big hit
>>62304123
>>62304105According to Ben Felix only boomer index ETF investors care about ETF fees, but not those who pick out thematic ETFs
>>62304117why would you sell LITE?
>>62304128>tfw i made fun of anon for asking if it was time to go into arm 2-3 weeks ago
>>62304116Me I bought at 128 after hours on Friday and didn’t sell at 138 on Monday. And now I’m down!
imagine investing in a company called virgin
>market only green because of semis once again
Hey guys. Do i just sell INTC to chase MRVL? Last time i chased what Jensen said it worked out well (SNDK)
SOXL!
>>62303855It’s 22 now
>>62303946>The reason the Japanese liked [my former skateboard brand 'Homeless'] was because it had an L in it and a Japanese marketing firm wouldn't come up with a brand name with an L in it. L is not in their vocabulary. It's a tough pronunciation for them. So I thought, next time I have a company, I'll make a name with three Ls and see if I can get three times the money. It's kind of exotic for them. I was playing with Ls and I came up with Lululemon. It's funny to watch them try to say it.
How can I be expected to study for exams when the market is in an unprecedented OOO AAA period? How do normies with a job do it? I'm glued to the screen almost most of the day...
>>62304128LISA SU is so quiet rn. is she getting fucked in the ass by JENSEN BVC ( BIG VERA COCK) ?
>>62304148I love it when people take bad positions and then blame other people
>>62304135thematic ETFs aren't meant to be held long term that's whyBUT roundhill still charges a fuck ton for theirs for the work that they do because their shit is CONCENTRATEDthey're making millions off of retarded retail investors for holding 3 stocks and a bunch of swaps that you could easily replicate with no added fees yourself and no NAV premium
>>62304162
>ARM>Mcap 452b>PE 492
>>62304164and yes you fucking retards 2-3% will eat into your returns very quickly if you trade in and out of the stock at a premium + I challenge one of you niggers to explain their fucktarded allocation methodology (you can't)
So many great setups in different industries makes me anxious. Is this bull trap?? Rare earths, space, semis, miners, neoclouds, all have incredible charts screaming buy.Like look at MP, TMC, ABAT, CRML, USAR, UAMY, ALOY all the same setup. How is this possible?
trump taco tweet today?
>>62304105>fidelity says the fee is 5% of the transaction up to $100>try buying one DRAM share>the preview says it's $168 kekNot sure if I'm missing something. I suppose if you really wanted to save money (I kinda do), you could open another brokerage account if you already don't have one. >tfw considering NCLD and LYTE
>>62304176Everything is gapping up to dump on SpaceX maybe?
>>62304144Why not buy now?
>>62304176Don’t forget ASPI and FLY
>>62304148>investmentGambling. It's called gambling.
>>62304176its all still in a range, MP for example is probably going back down to 60 again by fridayjust wait for a new ATH break before buying
>>62304151INTEL and AMD got BTFO by ARM. you will miss huge amount of potential gains if you don't rotate rn. i already sold all my AMD&INTEL holdings and bought ARM and MRVL CELESTIAL after nvda earnings call. PHOTONICS are still in the early phase.
My lazers be doing something today. LITE it up. Will they stay or will they dump. No one knows, because its schizo. Roll the dice, dont think twice.
>>62304176
>>62304183No to be fair rare earths formed textbook charts but I don't know how is this possible aside from stock market engineering. But I don't know if it's gonna pump or dump.
>>62304176I’ll let you in on a little secret. It’s called AWMLF
>>62304154I wish I held onto more. I DCA to 1000 shares then started thinning out at $50.
>>62304175I just bought it for easy gook memory exposure
>>62304177taco out of what? What's there even to taco anymore at this point?
Damn BTC lmaoSacrifice to the semiconductor industry and tech's AI capex
>>62304216Isn't it the MSTR sale that's causing the panic?
>>62304158Its why i must stay a neet. There are too many gains that can only be made if you are watching closely or gamble it on set limit order. If i was a wagie i think Id make less off stocks
good chance to get into NOW is right now.
>>62304192what does ARM & MRVL do again?
For once I try to diversify out of hardware into software and I get shrekt for it. Worthless sector
>>62304105yeah get the fuck out of fidelity. the moment they started picking and choosing what tickers are commission free is the moment your price discovery dies. transfer your shares to another brokerage ASAP
look at Magnachip Semiconductor Computer
>>62304225Maybe. It's obvious that it's not moving in step with equities anymore though.
>>62304208it's cool as long as you know what you're getting into and size appropriatelyit's like lifting weights with improper posture, you might see some gains but you have no real process. sadly this describes 95% of smiggers.
Wtf should I buy? I've been doing soxl calls a ton but now they're so expensive. Waiting for another pullback before I load up on more calls
>>62304237they go up
>>62304105Robinhood getso much hate and yet i will not be duped into stick the majority of my brokerage funds into the more lousy brokerages
Quick fact: Cerebras is down 30% since it IPO'd. I'd be hesitant to buy SpaceX day 1. Maybe wait a week or two and see.
>>62304213oil under control, deal soon, i swore at net and yahoo, etc.waiting for david axios to publish something along those lines
>>62304239>diversify out of hardware into software>software has been less and less efficient since the 2000s>everyone vibe coding complete slop >buy software instead of the hardware it runs on that was kind of on you. diversify out of tech entirely if you're going to diversify
>no volume pumpTomorrow will be fun.
>>62304129Nice ass babe.
>>62304241MX is too vertical for my taste. Now that I've said that, it will probably go up even more
Marvell shouldn't even be worth more than $200
>red day>don't look at port>don't browse /biz/Simple as that
Are they now pumping software?
>>62304261Red day???? Must be a skill issue boss.
>>62304252>value 1488
>>62304258yeah it's a bit parabolic. But it's still ~ 1x sales
>>62304253perfectly called
What should I buy with last month's winningsA CRK Sebenza knife, a Seiko spring drive watch, new clothes, more anime figures, or gachabucks
>>62304240Fidelity is pretty S tier though for the most part. Plus all my employer stuff if also with them
>>62304265yes.
>>62304251RH is incredibly shady and should never be trusted in anything approaching a crisis, but they do have attractive products
>>62304252Wasn't the IPO price like 180/share if you had early access?It's still up.
>>62304267HH, brother
can this worthless dogshit website let me post or will it keep sending my messages to /dev/null
>>62304292
damn, marvel movies are doing that good?
What should I slurp today? Maybe some options?I've got $20k to spare
>>62304295its actually insane how every time i want to post something substantial, it goes nowhere. but when i post zero information comments, bam, works every time.fuck this fucking website, im not posting here anymore.
>>62304300Put it all in Berkshire
>>62304192>trading aud.jpy???
>>62304300i heard SPCE is hot right onw
>>62304278>fidelity is great except for charging me hundreds to make a trade on some stocks but not otherstheir margin sucks, their equity policies suck, their options commissions are on par with everybody else, they hire tons of H1B staff, and their performance tracking doesn't even work for part of the week due to how they calculate (or don't in this case) weekend value
>>62304300>What should I slurp today?Your wife's bull's cum out of her cunt, you cuck.
>>62304083The time to do it is the IPO, boomers won't get an allocation cuz its Bella oversubscribed and spcx won't start trading till noon
>>62304300now
hope you learned your lesson celcuity anon.biotech is for the birds.
>>62304304??? no messages get lost on 4chan, either the server answers an error and your message stays in the box to be send again, or it's validated and postedcould it be you're a phoneposting nigger?
rate my bagsjust sold amdsold incel on fridaybuying now todayand for last fuck saylor
>>62304298That reminds me I pirated Shang-Chi recently, might watch that bitch this week
>>62304275>gachabucksKek if i was rich itd probably be this
I'm financially ruined.
>aaaa lite is so high i'm nervous/smg/ doesn't even know what they're investing in nor if they should buy or sell a ticker cuz they are trading like trannies. in every TPU from Google, LITE makes huge amounts of profit for their marketcap. And for every TPU capex spent LITE takes a huge percentage ( that's why it's up 12% after the $80bn equity offering from GOOGL) also for every Nvidia GPU, LITE takes a 2% cut . LITE is in the center of every single TPU/GPU future chip deployment for now and takes a cut. LITE is set to pump for years with all the AI hype going on. $500b mcap EOY
>>62304323Will moon but long term/10
>>62304117at the peak of the bubble
>>62304289I've never seen anything shady with RH. The GME bullshit was so funny watching redditors shifting their brokerages over and over again not realizing these were market wide stops.
>NEW: Senior Iranian political source tells >@amwajmedia there has NOT been any halt in communication with the US via intermediaries. In parallel, Qatar has among other regional intermediaries been working feverishly behind the scenes to contain a potential re-eruption of war over Lebanon. Informed Arab and Iranian sources said associate of Lebanese Parliament Speaker Nabih Berri is in Doha to that effect. Qatari PM today also met IAEA chief @rafaelmgrossi.>Movement on multiple parallel yet interconnected tracks suggest we may be on the cusp of something.>HOWEVER, what will matter more than any announcement is implementation.literal WHO claims that and pumps market
aw shit, here we go again
>>62304327I didn't buy it because the logo isn't coolif a companies logo is bad I see it as a bad investment, if the CEO has bad taste and can't choose a good logo, how can they make a good company?
>>62304327They fucked over retail by trying to issue new shares
>>62304268I have a hard time buying on big green days. Maybe I'll just open a small position.
>>62304328meds
>>62304328this is the bull porn I needed
>>62303829glad i didn't buy that out of fomo.>spcekwab at this redditor
Oil trying to break out and now they use literal WHO to dump it
>uamy ripping againis the pump for real this time? i dont wanna bag hold anymore.
Just seen an older skin head looking guy publicly saying nigger at a jersey rest stop
>>62304348What are you talking about fucking over retail by issuing new shares? Retail should be kissing their ass for making more shares so more people can own one boss.
>>62304128so mad i didnt hold and sold
when everyone keeps talking about spacex and meme AI companies for IPO's but all I want to buy is Anduril
slurpa the googl?
>>62304192Alright i will sell INTCel. I dont have that much though so i only want to buy ARM or MRVL. Which one has more potential upside?
>>62304368Chart looking very good but Idk also see >>62304176
>>62304391it was slurped heavily around 350 region boss
>>62304391Damn, I was thinking of buying it 2 days ago at $380. Thank G*d I slurped more MU.
>>62304391
>>62303984what date and strike?
>>62304192i am selling arm right now61%+
So, who was shilling GORILLA NIGGER (GRRR) yesterday?
WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY
>>62304403
>>62304429SPCE pls
>>62304429NOW
>>62304426Me, the Gorillionaire :3Why, what's up smigger, you got a problem with 75% returns YTD?
>>62304391i got my limit at 363, see if it hits
analysts price target for rocketlab is around 100 EOYrocketlab is already at 120 after a correction from 150do analysts know something? or 120 a good place to buy?
SPCE is just having a temporary setback. Not to worry.
BTWIf it isn't obvious, this was the SPY top.Hope you took profits, I'll see you all the bottom.WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH
>>62303829What happened to NOW?
damn FDX fell off a fucking CLIFF this week
>>62304439what does gorilla do?
>>62304429GRRR
>somehow nigger stock MSFT manages to dump even more (on no news) than GOOGL after they literally announced $80B dilution
>Starbucks terminated an AI program workers used for automating certain inventory counts this week, nine months after deploying it across its North American stores, according to an internal newsletter reviewed by Reuters and two people with direct knowledge of the situation.>The tool was part of CEO Brian Niccol's efforts to fix the coffee chain's persistent product shortages that he has blamed for hurting sales. The app - designed to improve Starbucks’ visibility into shortages at stores - frequently miscounted and mislabeled items, such as confusing similar milk types or missing them altogether, Reuters reported in February.>"Starting today, Automated Counting will be retired," read an internal company newsletter dated Monday that Reuters reviewed and verified with two employees. "Beverage components and milk will now be counted the same way you count other inventory categories in your coffeehouse.">In February, Starbucks told Reuters that adoption of the tool had improved product availability in stores - one of Niccol's primary store-level measures of progress in his corporate turnaround campaign.>Starbucks rapidly rolled the tool out to North American stores in September, the company announced at the time. The AI-powered app aimed to replace hand counts of some products with automated ones that were expected to be faster and more accurate. Cafe workers hold a computer tablet up to shelves for syrups, milks and other beverage products, which the app scanned with LIDAR and camera data.>That announcement, since deleted from the company website, said the technology would set the stage for "smarter supply chain optimization.">A video uploaded by Starbucks at that time showed the tool failing to recognize a peppermint syrup bottle on the shelf as it counted adjacent bottles.>The automated counting program had been in testing in the years before Niccol inherited it and deployed it nationwide.
>>62304235Nah they’ll but it when it pumps to 140-150
>>62304454>dilution>has no money leftlmaodie jewsdie AI jews lmao
>>62304105>>62304135>>62304251Schwab doesn't charge any fees. This isn't coming from the ETF.
>>62304447it is pretty insane actually
>>62304457>ai coffekek die jews
>>62304449profittaking at 135 all through after hours combined with panick profittaking afterwards. now its testing resistance to see if it can go another leg up
This is it.
>my little japanese construction stocks quietly pumping in the cornerkawaii desu neI'm also 10% cash now because earnings today might get a little spicy
trump better say something to drop oilor else...
>>62304474memory stocks are dead
>>62304454>on no newsHaven't you realized yet? You are GAMBLING. Stock price has NOTHING to do with whatever a company is doing, it's pure sentiment of GAMBLERS like you who would bring up random articles, news and papers just to feel more "grounded" on their BETS.
>>62304482It's already down nearly 20% over the last two weeks from yet another imminent peace deal that never happened
everyone point and laugh at the crypto sissies that are still invested in a dead end tech that no one uses as their buttcoin goes to 0
>>62304457Every time I hear about companies trying to use AI to improve productivity, they fail spectacularly. I'm growing increasingly convinced that these LLMs aren't the productivity boosting, industrial revolution inducing wundertools these tech CEOs want us to believe they are.I have no idea how to profit from this knowledge however. You can't short anything in this clown market because Jensen might mention it and it'll go up 20% the next day.
>>62304492
>>62304488hopefully he says something soonfor his own sake...
slurped googl and vicr
FUCK my coward assdidnt go all in in any of these +30% on earnings stocksi could be out of the reds and book my flight to japan now but i am wasting my whole day looking at the charts being -25% red now instead of 35% in the last 2 monthsFUCKshould i go all in on avgo? or crwd? or palo alto? did nancy whore solded?it will crash for sure if i do
>>62304504>-25% redliterally how?
>the tickers don’t matter>just stop being a paper handed bitchworks pretty well desu
why is the HGRAF graph so bearish? is it testing to potentially go below 4usd?
>>62304504wait till tomorrow night for avgo
>>62304501How can oil get any lower? How can Trump possibly jawbone oil prices lower when the market has priced in that the war is over and the strait is open already
>>623045063x silver and and micro trannygy mainly but bought many tops like plug and xyz as well
>>62304485chud branch predictor stocks are also dead
>>62304506this is the average for smg anon just a normal tuesday
>>62304515Everyone point and laugh at this MSTR baggot, LOL
>>62304510can it go up more? it already mooned even compared to nvidia and its not as small as dell to do +20 on earnings
>>62304493people are always looking for the next thing to jump on - they want to believe in somethingjust look at how much investment has been made in a relatively short time: that money was there it just didn't have anywhere to channel itselfuntil everyone faces the reality that, while it's here to stay, ai isn't some earth shattering revolution and there are better options for investment, it will keep pumping
>>62304509>Why is the company that makes 0 dollars not increasing in value?
>>62304520-10 % today btwand i did buy on the +10 % AGAINKILL ME AAAAAAAAAA
>>62304515why do people invest in mstr I genuinely do not understand. What is the narrative, that he buys all the btc on earth and it goes to 10 trillion and the shareholders become rich?
>>62304493All you can do is invest in tech hardware and ride the wave of stupidity. Sell off most. Then buy again when it goes low. In the meantime just let the dividends come in.
>>62304530instead of buying bitcoin yourself, daddy buys bitcoin and pays you dividends actually ponzi scheme
>>62304530it was 2 years ago ok? i was dumb and youngtell me about palo alto insteadcan it do a dell move?
>>62304528Why would you buy MSTR though? Saylor is in a death loop where he has to sell BTC to fund the dividend which in turns causes the stock to go down which in turn forces him to sell more more BTC
>>62304538But you could've sold it at any point in those two years
>>62303880>"She leaves me alone for the most part">He works for a female manager ngmiThe best thing I did for my health in the second half of my career was quitting the one job where I had a female manager
>>62304522mostl likely yes but tomorrow is earnings after the bellif you wanna ride it till 4pm tomorrow then cool but dont be in after 4pm and to be safe wait until after the call is over to buy inunless it blasts over after 4pm and before the call in which case youd be happer if you were in but from what im seeing it wont do thatglor dca today and tomorrow
what in the holy retardation
>>62304541i wanted to lower the exit priceif it goes to 270 i am free
>>62304544>if you don't sell you don't lose money boss
>Virgin Galactic on Pace for Record Percent Decrease
oooo wd is going upi am going to sell this shit finally
>>62304547That's not the infinite money glitch, the infinite money glitch is called pick up the phone and tell Kevin Warsh you need a couple extra trilly, and voila boss.
>>62304547don't put NAV premium in herethere are lots of DRAM future baggies it will tank a lot when sk hynix ADR happens next month
How are you prepping for the asian century bawse?
>Microsoft announces you can put taskbar on the left on new insider windows versions>Presenter waits for applause >CricketsHoly fuck I used to trust this company. I have 350k in them.
slurp the dip on NOW?
>>62304550>Carry over your losses against your future gains>Take the money you have left and don't invest it into a ponzi scheme
>>62304561>it will tank a lot when sk hynix ADR happens next monthwhy?
>victoria secrit +44%huhhhhhhhhhh??????????? why?????did they just ipo? FUCK THIS WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ME OUT OF THE RED AAAAAAAAAA
>>62304561what does sk hynix have to do with NAV premium or mstr
>>62304493AI and its market presence has always been part of a larger design, it is the US government's attempt to try and fix the economy after the covid ruination it suffered
>>62304562I am conversational in Thai already...But I should propably invest in an east asian languague like chinese to get the white skinned asians...
>>62304569AI is the solution to the coming demographic collapse, Larry Fink even talks about this openly
>>62304563Why would you be dumb enough to trust jeets
>>62304547>diluting the stock makes cash magically appear on the balance sheet...
>>62304563>last 3 days of msftwhat the fuck
>>62304562fish on your head
>>62304574this
The sole reason I want the AI bubble to pop is because it would bankrupt that ratfuck Ellison and his douchebag son.
>>62304564>Mktcap 130B yes, so you can enjoy a10% gain
>>62304566>>62304568DRAM has a pretty high NAV premium depending on when you buy it, basically because you can't access korean markets from the US when SK Hynix becomes possible to buy, the NAV premium will erode and you will be losing gains holding DRAMthe same situation exists for all niche high premium thematic etfs, NASA will also have it when spacex IPO's, only reason it has such a premium is exposure to pre-ipo spacex
>>62304563unironically great move, but yeah dumb to expect applause for re-adding a feature that was already in w10
>>62304562how are they so cute all the time?
>>62304572>no exit for white menGrim!Also how the f do you have sex on a conveyor belt lol
>>62304591How can you trust any sort of digital image these days? Even videos are filtered to the brim. You wouldn't even be wrong to call them inhuman because of all the filters.
>>62304583You're not that naive are you? The government will simply use the taxpayer's money to bail them out, they will bail them out at the first sign of stress
AMFN and chillLet the goyim keep dealing
>Fake News Reports that the Islamic Republic of Iran, and the U.S.A., stopped speaking a few days ago are false and erroneous. The conversations between us have been going on continuously, including four days ago, three days ago, two days ago, one day ago, and today. Where they lead, one never knows, but as I told Iran, “It’s time, one way or another, for you to make a Deal. You’ve been doing this for 47 years, and it cannot be allowed to go on any longer!” President DONALD J. TRUMPI knew it, that sudden tump right on the hour.
>>62304563peggle 2 moment kek
>>62304586yeah truly catastrophic
The entire rare minerals sector is up but looks like it is hitting break out resistance, there might be a big after hours surge in the entire sector if we get a bullish TACO at close.I am once again deeply regretting not buying Aurubis AG as a buffer stock.
I wanna make mo' money!Today I'm only up like 3%THIS MAKES ME ANGY
>>62304612use more leverage
Can someone tell me why nvda went all the way back down. Was there news I missed ???
>>62304601you can't, but they still do it in a cute way. presumably every race has access to this technology, yet you don't see that in the results.
>>62304586that doesnt make sense.the only premium to NAV there is on DRAM is just because DRAM trades when the korean market is closed.
How do we stop them, they are going after Semis right now.
>>62304583lmaothe goyim will bail them out like always
>>62304611
Amazon had a rocket explosion recently?
>>62304615Sister, I have a FULL OTM CALLS book, THATS WHY IM ANGY
>>62304614>>62304614>>62304614
>>62304606you bought yourself another 24 hours trumpi hope i can count on your co-operation again in the future...
>>62304611Oil is already down nearly 20%, stocks have repeatedly had large green candles on TACOs on a constant basis that never materialise, how is the end of the war not yet 'priced in'? At this point the market is going to do time travel to price in that the war never happened
>>62304572>Pregnancy testsAre you planning to keep them in the room for the next week? Pregnancy tests don't show pregnancy the first week or two.
>>62304626>jeff bezos slurps cum out of his bogged wife's pussy
>>62304629360, not 300.
>>62304626joke's on you fags bezos is an NTR enjoyerin fact he's jerking off to your post right now
>>62303974My AI is desperate for me to get into equities thats my I got bonds
>>62304641so it really is the thinking man's fetish
Is infq going to 20?
> oil jumped back uptrumps back on the hit list
>>62304621Nominal the US is at 33t and china 21t. So which matters more?
>>62304562I really really don't like chinks and gooks with facial filters.
>>62304661Can't say that, m8.
>orange nigger fighting insectyahu the whole dayit would be so funny if the next crash was caused by usa vs. isnotreal
>>62304493I work at a startup and we are using AI heavily to automate tedious shit like writing boilerplate for tests based on acceptance criteria. It's not magic but it saves a lot of headaches. This is normally something that would be assigned to an intern.
>>62304641>NTRI prefer CF and IPI personally. Also NTR dumped today
>>62304493>>62304725i've been using copilot for meetings and that shit is basically doing my work...im lucky to be a VIP at the company so they can't fire me or the company shits the bed kek
>>62304725Now what are your interns going to do?
>>62304790interns?
