late night, italian edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62305370
this jensen guy really just pumped a 100B+ marketcap stock to randomly go 50%+ huh
>>62306184It do be like that sometimes
> futures
Why is Bitcoin's price collapsing?
>>62306184he said its worth 1 trilly so market said ok send it to there.
>>62306194Because crypto is a scam
>>62306176What kind of stocks do you think she has in her 'folio
>>62306194>have buddy who's into ETH for some reason and got rich off Bitcoin>dumps in line with BTC I guess he's not smart just lucky
>>62306194Saylor sold. Markets got nothing holding it up and everyone pretty much knows Saylor has to sell everything eventually to pay his dividend.
Is it bad to wish for a resumption of conflict and mass chaos in the middle east because I have a lot of cash to slurp cheapies?If it is, then I don't want to be good.
>>62306208>I don't want gains now, I want things to dump and ruin their momentum so I can get gains later
>US Central Command enforced blockade measures against Botswana-flagged M/T Lexie as it transited toward Kharg Island. The ship’s crew ignored warnings, failing to comply with directions>A US aircraft disabled the vessel by firing a Hellfire missile into the ship’s engine room,…raycist
>>62306208>me on the front doing a split
>>62306208Im banking on a midterm crash. Sold 500k of tqqq and already down 70k in opportunity cost. I think I made a big mistake.
>>62306208I can see andy there
>master of all elements
>>62306213Imagine the smell on that ship lmao
>>62306222andy?
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING KUWAIT JUST GOT NUKED THE WAR IS BACK ON OIL GOING TO $200 HAPPPENING HABBENDING HAPOOOIONJNG
lmao emergency fund baggies
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DID THEY NUKE KUWAIT
inshallah tomorrow I wake up to 100$+ brent
My Thai girlfriends family members are buying American AI stocks. They're parroting the narrative on this board basically. Top is in soon?
ARE YOU READY FOR THE LAST DANCEOUR FINAL BATTLEMUMUCLES BULLICUS RUNNIMUS VSBOBODOPOLOUS BEARSOCLESIN A FIGHT TO THE DEATHTHIS IS ONE FOR THE AGES FOLKS
>>62306247every european techbro I know can't stop talking about this shit and ridiculing our continentI want this bubble to pop so much it's unrealI want my cheap pc parts back
>>62306247My brother-in-law moaned about RAM prices back in November. No
burry is never wrongjust a bit earlywithin 3 years there will be a 70% red day overnight
>>62306247Literally the entire world is buying AI stocks. This means we still have some time to go before we reach the actual top. There is too much liquidity in the world because every government on earth debased the money supply of their currency by 2-3x and now all of that money is moving into AI.We have at least until the big AI IPOs to make money
normies complain about everything that costs more than $20. just ignore them.
>>62306184>redditors just randomly have 400k to 'play around with'>>62306201describes everyone who got rich
>>62306256So -70% after a 5x is still a 50% profit
>>62306249please generate this one in the exact same style
>>62306239Sorry, misclick
>>62306208No, because buying a parabolic candle with a lot is stupid and the people saying otherwise either are already rich or are the poorest of poors and need it to keep doing 10% a day forever to make it
>>62306265He's using public AI image generators like nano banana and gpt image 2those are too graphic
bullshit, those niggas only invest in gold
Fertilizer stocks are down are they good to buy?Also has anyone at the Greenland bank stock? It's the only publicly traded Greenland stock and it'll go up in american invasion of Greenland right?
>>62306263Just sell before that happens and everything will be fine.
>>62306269I didn't realize they were that strict
>>62306250>I want this bubble to pop so much it's unreal/smg/ is comfy when things are crabbing/dumping. that's when the RNs are here (I hope baggie dies though) holding through -50% on their leveraged calls. The 'bull' /smg/ is awful because you get people who started investing last week trying to give you advice on investments they heard about an hour ago, and crying about bobos and -.5% down days like everything is collapsing.
>>62306275they refuse to generate people punching each other or kissing each other
>>62306271for>>62306247
>market basically where it was yesterday.>SOXL +20%
Terrible week so far for me. Should have listened to the bears and gotten out in May
>>62306285...Well?....What happened?
>MRVL literally pumping to AMD levels after hoursYou can't tell me this isn't a rigged market.
You are in the early phase. AI and robotics will fundamentally change the world and all superpowers.Remember smartphones and computers didnt even get good and decent until like 2016. Smartphones were garbage before then.AI and robotics, neural technology using AI wasnt even good until 2022. You are literally 4 years in to development at this point.I'm all in on S&P VOO, extremely bullish. AI will fundementally change the way american society works with robots and AI, UBI will have to be implemented.
>>62306295Redpilled but cringe
>>62306285That doesn't make any sense. Only way you could have had a terrible week is if you listen to the Bears. I'm pretty sure you could have bought literally any ticker that was posted in this thread the last week and you would be up
Okay enough trying to short MRVL. Jensen really is just the goat, I kneel
>>62306300You are why we keep pumping desu
AI content, regardless of how much it improves, will always lack the soul that human created art hasNo one is going to pay to go to a movie theater to see robot made slop
>>62306194to suppress chainlink
>>62306295The internet also changed the world but the dot com bubble still burst
>>62306291Thanks for playing, goy, but you wouldn't be thinking you were going to carefully acquire marvell so once it actually starts posting big profits you can then do a Micron right? Hah. You aren't allowed to get rich. Now watch as retards who heard about this stock -literally just from the jensen twitter a few hours ago- gloat about how much they're making.>>62306295this is what people say in crypto bullruns right before it has the blowoff top and crashes.
>>62306311This is true but our blowoff crashes recover in like two days
>>62306291God fucking DAMN IT my fucking JEW bank decided to waiting until AFTER close to approve options trading and they were at the top of my list to place some calls on I would’ve been so set for the monthWhat now?
>>62306306You're right. Just like CGI, nobody is going to pay money to watch anything that isn't handcrafted
>>62306295look man, the scam is about to die. not even tech people like muh AI, and this is happening right now:https://www.theregister.com/ai-and-ml/2026/06/02/github-copilot-users-threaten-exit-as-metered-billing-kicks-in/5249826
>>62306295they don't really need UBI. America has world class homeless infrastructure and south america has free housing everywhere in the favelas.
>>62306319End-user problem, not my problem
MANIAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62306295Girls who look like that are all Valorant/LoL streamers who are waiting for that 9/10 chad or are dating other streamers who are already millionaires.
>>62306321finland erradicated homelessnesswe need to do whatever they did when our overlords fire us to replace us with inferior clankers
What was the point of EU and Canada throwing that bitch fit against the US but then starting beef with China in the end?
>>62306311>this is what people say in crypto bullruns right before it has the blowoff top and crashes.Bezos literally uses autonomous robots at amazon. You think they are going to stop using less tech and robots to automate things when it becomes better like even faster and more smart than a human? LOLHumans cost so much, you have to hire them, fire them, you have to pay all of the mentioned to the people that hire and fire them(HR) they cant work 24/7, they demand right, they need lunch breaks, healthcare, salary each year, they can die on the job and you're liable.Humans are terrible for corporations who run businesses.
>>62306176Do women like this really take stinky shits?
>>62306265Here ya go bud :3Ran out of GPT credits and used Gemini which is a little worse but its ok enough I guess.
>>62306343the stinkiest
>>62306338This is america's fault retardThe Chinese started to dump their industrial surplus (that would have gone to America) on Europe, we couldn't let that happenNone of this would have been a problem if Americans didn't stir shit up for no reason
>>62306338I'm from south america, but isn't the EU controlled by zionists and US-loving bureaucrats?
>>62306273Hell yes!
Nvidia losing in all this prosperity is proof that bears should have their balls clipped
>>62306335>finland erradicated homelessness>we need to do whatever they didthey waited until winter? we can't rely on nature alone to eradicate homelessness
>>62306310>>62306295This
>>62306347The EU is taking monumental steps to become independent from the US when it comes to tech
>>62306291it obviously is. were you born friday 4:01pm?
>>62306345imagine the smell...
>>62306342amazon using robots is good for amazon's underlying, it has no bearing on whether a market running independent of fundamentals and entering a MANIA phase blows off at 33k on the nasdaq and then crashes back to 21k, recovering during the 2029 "AI but it's fembots now" bubble at the end of trump's term.
>>62306338Why do you poverty bant faggots always have the lowest IQ takes. Go back to your dying board with the rest of your miga poltards. Id like to make some money.
>>62306247Top is I N. Sold calls on AVGO the earnings will tank. It can't compete with other real infrastructure and AI companies.
I pay young black men off the street to hang out with me and pretend to be my friend in public for the day. I just walked up to two random blacks and gave them a hundred each and said to tag along with me all over Manhattan. Took them all over and just hung out. They were like my personal slaves. I told them to run up on this Asian dork at Starbucks and they did lol. Scared the little gook. Fuck this is fun. Ever since I made serious gains on SOXL things have never been the same. I feel like a whole new person.
>>62306331you mean like that 33yo morrocan bitch that's been streaming since 2012 and seethed about how she DESERVES gigachad even though she's aging and being passed up by girls 5-10 years younger?
>>62306338Despite all the hemming and hawwing from euros and canucks that tariffs are bad, they are protectionist economies that have massive amounts of tariffs and will tip the scales heavily on anything that they still produce. They'll start a slap fight with China over imported dinner plates.
>>62306351Fertilizer that is. I don't know anything about Greenland Bank.
>>62306371lol this sounds fun
>>62306344Looks pretty good, maybe I'll try one day to get bobo impaled on the horn
>>62306314A 10% dump on the Kospi isn't a blowoff crash. Kospi is pumped by 5x letfs. When it crashes it will literally be a 70% dump.>>62306355>promises NEW COMPUTERS>jensen shills another company instead
>>62306360>The EU is taking monumental steps to become independentI see. can you name a single measure, be it technical or political? I might be kinda blind to those steps, but I don't see them replacing Google, Facebook, Amazon, ....and I'm asking out of curiosity. this could be useful information.
>>62306380those new Nvidia PC chips are going to be game changing in spite of what reddit thinks
>>62306375This is only a problem because of you retardChina has a lot of industrial surplus products that were supposed to go to America but are now going to EuropeThe only ones to blame here are the americans and the MAGA administration
>>62306198VSXY and LULU
>>62306360by importing hordes of future mathematicians, engineers, and doctors
>he boughted?
>>62306375>>62306390>problem because of youExcuse me sir, but it's GERMANY that voted to import south american parasite beef to undercut france so they can sell BMWs to Brazil.
>>62306382https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/05/07/eu-commission-cloud-sensitive-data.htmlLook up the tech sovereignty package anonAny IT guy in Europe knows there is a lot of pressure to ditch everything american
Will you guys ever buy BTC or MSTR again or just sticking to tech/AI/IPOs from now on?
Nothing stopping the rally in semis or tech
>>62306390>How fucking DARE you do what we do>Now we're having to deal with minor consequences for what we do>YOU should deal with all those consequences for usI absolutely hate you fucks on the tariff issue
>>62306394>luluSo she's around 30 then
>>62306355>be up 600000000000% over 4 years>"BUT WHY NOT MORE???"
>>62306287>NOW>Klarna>Berkshire>OWLPut a fork in me I’m done
Guys, let's make some /smg/ cocktails>The Market Maker: Buy and short every stock at the same time
>>62306396americans LOVE to criticise European immigration policies when they themselves are browner than Europe lmao>>62306400Europe figured out that it needed to make trade friends elsewhere now that the americans become openly hostile to Europe and international law out of nowhere
>>62306408I was bearish, rotated to 50% cash and still ate a huge drawdown on some leap options I had (WMT, HL, and SLV)
