Why don't /biz/raelis just marry each other for the tax benefits?
>>62308645Matching names!!!!!
>>62308645Isn't posting such hate thought illegal already? Or does it just lower your Monster™ employability score?
>>62308645I went to the language school in Monterey CA when I became a linguist with the army. Everyone would marry each other and you'd get $4k a month each to live off base. Then you'd move in with another couple and pocket most of the housing allowance. Imagine me, lil 19 year old anon who hadn't had a girlfriend since 6th grade have a girl agree to marry me because we were in the friend group. I went from being a virgin to having sex pretty much every night. It was fun but when we got to our unit in Germany she got out with stress fractures on her thighs and we split when she went back home to Wisconsin
>>62308718A good meme while in was acting like married couples were brother and sister until new people believe you
>>62309921Love is love.
>>62309925Good morning, Rabbi. How’s the weather in Tel Aviv today?
>>62309944There's a bunch of missiles coming down.https://youtu.be/qZkAzeNvHbw
>>62309925>>62309944Roll tide
>>62309998Make his neck longer and his way way more open.
>>62310058Mouth* I fucked that joke up ffs.someone please assassinate me I'll pay you my loot you can just take it like UO.
>>62310065>>62310058Rip
