>you will have a low base salary BUT >you will get a yearly bonus, based on vibes>also u get 15 percent stock options, good right? Except u cant really every take them out fully and u lose them if u quit or get laid off before u retire with us after 45 yearsRecently turned down 2 companies job offers cuz of this shit. Crazy part is that they were both in the top 10 largest/richest companies in the world. This shit is insane. During the interview the amangers took me out to lunch and couldn't shut up about how much the outsourced workers in India suck at their job and how they are desperate to hire someone local before the role also gets outsourced. This shit is surreal, jobs that an engineer like me would sacrifice his first born for 10 years ago begging me to work for them. Its like a the hot girl in HS who u meet 10 years later and she's fat with a half black kids and is begging for ur phone number
Who asked?
Forgot to mention, i asked them, what's the point of stock options if I cant take them out?They said i can get the profits from them every quarter. I asked how much profit I can take out and they said about 1000 bucks, that's IF their stock does well. An extra 4k bonus a year, life changing..
>>62311014I think I needed this. Thanks OP, it's lies, but I am deeply grateful for your bullshit.
>>62311050What about it is lies? This has become standard practice for big corporations past couple of years.
>>62311053It's obvious that you didn't get a job interview from one of the top 10 companies.
>>62311003"We will MAYBE give u 20, even 30k extra if u work 80 hour weeks for a year
>>62311057One of them was qualcomm so ye i did. Keep seething unedcuated faggot. Its easy to work for these big companies. How do u think jeets get in there? Small startups are the toughest to work for
>>62311063They get in there with the might of Larry Fink and their own completely radical racial nepotism. DEI just got wound down to ease the AI rollout though. I won't seethe though, I worked in corporations as a contractor for decades, I'm just teasing you. As I said, I needed this. Greatly appreciated. I would lick your penis in gratitude (no homo).
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