KEK SAAS BAGGIES edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62310328
FIRST FOR AAOI GANG
NOWbros I need a hug
unreal
>VOO is somehow my worst performing stock What a joke of a market
Sell before July or hang yourself on razor wire.
> futures
>>62311211Hugs fellow smigger. Im still (sero)positive, but it still hurts.
>GRRRwere so back
sell in June so the other guy can moon
Almost 3/3. Actual calls could reverse C3 and AVGO, though. CRWD is fucked.
>AMD singlehandedly carrying my entire portfolio at a measly 70 sharesWhy does this keep bumping when Nvidia is farting and shidding itself?
*pop*
>>62311212this is the news driving the drop btw>Achieves record Q1 net new ARR of $256 million, up 32% year-over-year>Delivers record cash flow from operations of $591 million and record free cash flow of $468 million>Raises FY27 net new ARR growth guidance by 520 basis points at the midpoint>Announces four-for-one stock split
AAAAAAAAAVGO
>>62311236Hock Tan will save us
>>62311236AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
intel being one of the few greenies today isnt a coincidence, next week its blasting to 150get in while you can
>>62311228>>62311229Bubble is nowhere near bursting. Actual dogshit (C3) is pumping while real companies dump on good news. This is just a continuation of the retard market.
>>62311212Wasn't some anon shilling Crowdstrike the last couple of days? Kek
>>62311212>>62311226>>62311236zoom out, smiggersyou bought early, right? like everyone else?
>avgo diedI made almost 200 bucks today on the avgx swings before cashing out at 3:59 pm
>>62311228Keep saying it
BRPOOOOOOOOOOOADOCM
>>62311248yeah we're gonna go down>>62311212lol
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
i was anout to go all in on crowd and avgo to get out of negative -25% well guess i wont kill myself today since i didnt
Avgo has dropped to levels not seen since June 1st 2026
this is just like the movie "The Big Short"
Wait, this company is worth more than 2 trillion with 29b revenue?
AVGO MISSED ON REVENUE HAHAHAHAHHA *POP*
Hock Tan will cock slap everyone on the call and the stock will be fine
You guys bought the PL dip right?
Trust the plan...
>bought NVDL instead of AVGO
>>62311266Cope
Bobina porn?
People are fed up
>>62311226the fuck is c3
>>62311236So glad I closed my AVGO position lmao. The crabbing today made it obvious it was going to dump
if they pop the bubble i will be so richso they won't
>>62311268That doesn't seem bad, there are way more retarded p/e ratios
Should I buy $10,000 of ADBE?
i think enough FUD has been shilled for these two. its time to go long into V and MA
>>62311243i solded and bought in today againsorry it it will crash nowbogganoff is on my ass
>>62311255
>>62311248it's called profit taking and I sold weeks ago but slurping this obvious pre-pumpzscaler pulled the same shit when they missed lol
>>62311293Oh yeah sorry I forgot it was a bubble six months ago and it was supposed to pop six months ago my bad
>>62311269its overrated as shit anyway>>62311289you will get more return if you play casion than on adobe
>>62311298Is Casio the next stock making a big move
>hardstuck on cypto and pmi hate this gamewhere is the cheatcode
>>62311303AI WATCHES WITH CALCULATORS
>>62311298I don't care about the short term. I'm planning to hold for 5+ years. By then this AI nonsense will probably be over.
>>62311291nonsense friend, bogg is dead remember? we will be rich
________ has now pivoted to AI.
>>62311281Ticker is AI. It's all computer.
I'M BUYING GRRR. RIGHT NOW.
ai bubble pops -> all the top companies move to the next big thing (quantum) -> quantum turns out to be a bigger money printer than ai -> ai makes a return better than ever and the market surges nonstop for the next decade -> craptoshitters commit ritualistic suicide for being gay retards -> quantum and ai integrate crypto concept into their technology, crypto as a separate entity disappears forever -> bears become part of a small tightnit community of hobos -> ai robots made oil cost $0 and create world peace
>IM JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES MEHES JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILYSPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY
thank you GAW for keeping me safe, the emperor protects
>>62311311how did wd do notjing for the past 3 week and pumped today after i sold yesterday then? how did mstr pump and when i rebought -20% in 2 days ? why did quantum AND. space crashed when i bought in?boganoff wants my few pennies its way to obvious at this point. i am the most important person for him
>>62311310Just like the internet, AI is a fad...
BREAKING: india's national stock exchange (NSE) falls to 7th largest stock market in the world, now behind worst koreathis is a reminder to B U YUYT H E HED I PIPbharat is well on its way to becoming a SUPER POWER by 2030, you either invest NOW or be left behind forever sirs
>>62311296>how about those AI powered Nikes, huh?>ya forgot about those AI powered peptides, didn't ya?>you know... those AI powered mechanical pencils? yea!>THEY EVEN PATCHED THE TITANIC'S POOL BEING FULL THING, CHUD!
>>62311323but why
>>62311236Clap clap, clap clap clap
Undid all my gains from yesterday.
>>62311334TRVTH NVKE I love my AI-powered golf clubs
>>62311339I'm having portfolio values last seen on Tuesday
Only Trump can save the market now
>>62311340Thats actually pretty smart. Golfers would pay big bucks for clubs with a chip that measures good vs bad seings.
>>62311147>DING DING DING DING DING>How did it go today?!?!welp, guess I gotta wait for those thai hookers a little longer.....
>Broadcom expects revenue for the current quarter to come in at $29.4 billion versus a consensus estimate of $28.61 billion.>Semiconductor revenue from AI in the second quarter grew 143% year-over year.lul every tiem
>WOOF
This is for the anon last night who was using LEMONADE car insurance lmao
>>62311333tickers?
Redemption arc incoming??
>>62311344Im banking on a 17% dip before Nov but lets be real.
>>62311353That's me and good, fuck em
>>62311346I am not sure if that could make the club itself non-confirming but I've seen simulators that show a lot of pivot points in a golfer and it gives stats about their swing
>>62311333>invest in indiaAbsolutely fucking not lol. Indians don't even want to invest in india, thats why theyre leaving. Too many Indians in India to trust the country with their 10 cents USD in rupies.
>>62311212looks like the patched the 'ape earnings calls' trick after HPE
>>62311356securities fraud incoming more like it>I'm just gonna spend all my free time trying to convince everyone to short nvda regardless of all evidence pointing to the contrary
>>62311356Michael Bussy was right all along
What dividend etfs are we buying during the market crash? For meJEPI/JEPQFDVVTLTWVYMIJBBBDGRO
>>62311333their country is totally collapsing though. it's pretty spectacular. no one has any clue what to do with the billion useless eaters there. zero jobs or opportunities.
trump wants access to san francisco whats gonna happen if he sends his secret police to san francisco?
I warned you guys I was moving my t-bills into the market on Sunday, so you shouldn't be surprised by a few red days.
>>62311371Where my DGRO negroes at?
>>62311378But we had two green days prior..
stocks visual today:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780519074387689.webm
wolf sisters...gorilla bros...
>>62311288>>62311268Micron to 3 trill
>>62311356>>62311366>My retarded short trade only has a tiny chance of panning out if I propagate my position 4 times a day on the internetLmao bears are so pathetic
>>62311363Fuck Indians, but India, Brazil, and America are the only stock markets that go up. Canada, Europe, China, and Japan are mainly flat over decades in comparison.
>>62311355POO
>>62311287If the market retraces 5-10% I'll slurp the fuck out of MUU for those sweet earnings and also grab a bunch of SNXX for the July pump when SNDK posts 10 billion in revenue so obviously they're not gonna let me buy SNXX at 100 bucks for when it runs to 500 in August.
Hey Jensen say Gorilla computer
>>62311373>no one has any clue what to do with the billion useless eaters therelet them in, we need more doctors and engineers
>>62311388tvrth nvk
>>62311384why don't you attach the .webm directly?
>>62311281i remember this piece of shit being ipo'd back in 2021 and I was like "the fuck is an ipo? AI? like in fucking warhammer? lOl". And then it dumped for 5 years. But I did learn what an IPO was.
>>62311394Tomorrow SK and Samsung will continue participating, so I wouldn't hope for a red day
>>62311373Why would Britain do this!
>>62311384Looks neat. But anon im a stocklet looking to learn, so can you please tell me what does the colors signify
>>62311383I've only just put the tip, of the tip, in. It's only just begun.
>>62311403>>62311402why doesn't britain have a semiconductor company
Reminder that when Bitcoin goes back up, it will have in 2 weeks.
>>62311399to get a bigger file size for better detail (6MB vs 4MB)
>>62311405Yes daddy
>>62311384Looks like a good day for cash flows. Wonder if word of a rate increase got out there.
Broadcoom bros…
Did Trump just nuke Iran boss?
the MRVL shilling was literally nvda holders getting cucked
>>62311415Yes
>>62311406Arm Holdings: Headquartered in Cambridge, this is the UK’s most prominent semiconductor design company. Its architecture underpins nearly all modern smartphones and mobile devices globally.Pragmatic Semiconductor: Operating the UK's first 300mm wafer fabrication facility in the Northeast, this company specializes in ultra-low-cost, flexible integrated circuits.IQE: Based in Cardiff, they are a leading global supplier of advanced wafer products for wireless, optoelectronics, and infrared devices.Graphcore: Specializing in highly advanced processors and AI/machine learning hardware architectures.Industry Strategy & StrengthsWhile the UK does not compete with East Asia or the US on high-volume silicon manufacturing, it focuses heavily on high-value, niche ecosystems:
>>62311404column groups are by sector/industry XLK = tech, XLI = industrials, etc.
this retard could've just not started a pointless war btw, he's gonna get desperate and start more as the walls close in, bye bye market
>10 million kilometers of terrestrial and subsea fiberWoah!
I think they next big thing is going beyond semiconductors into full on conductors
Why do thirdies love to harp about the US dollar and our bond market? We'll always be the last to fall so I just find it funny, kinda like how India is burning right now despite talking shit.
SGRT is still green
>>62311432Imagine...a full conductor.How come no one ever thought of this.Quick anon, we got set up and IPO this thing before any of these gorilla niggers catch on to it
>>62311422why does ARM suck
>aped into KXIAY (Kioxia)>-1.39% after hoursughat least my DRAM LEAPs are holding
>>62311426what he should have done was not be a pussy and totally annihilate all iranian military installations within 200 miles of the coast to prevent them from oil-ing but Trump wanted to halfass it and still win.>>62311432>>62311443someone already made this joke in 2022
Doubles and SOXL never goes down
Attention bajoran workers, I bought some nintendos today, that'll be all.
>>62311456Kek cucked by ^
>>62311455Oh then I guess having fun isn't allowed ever again, you fucking faggot
>>62311424>column groups are by sector/industry XLK = tech, XLI = industrials, etc.Oh I see. After quickly reading about it im surprised BAKA=Semiconductors is big enough to warrant its own grouping and not fall under Tech. But since a NVDA bubble appears in both im guessing there are soft boundaries. Cool cool
>after marketNever mind, I'm actually down 1.3% somehow
I fucked up my limit sell because I wanted it to be filled right away before market closes and now I'm immediately -10% down on an options contract
>>62311454 ?
>>62311350Man, imagine how many ladyboys you could've had with the money you lost today
>>62311236>>62311248i'm still up 27% on AVGO
>>62311371None. If the market actually crashes I am going all in on TQQQ
>>62311432It’s too difficult a proposition to even contemplate.
>>62311466>AHdon't believe their lies
Microsoft revealed some decent models of their own yesterday
>>62311460Ok I am buying soxs tomorrow then
>>62311462>BAKA=Semiconductorskek
what the tits why is sneedisk gigadumping AH>I am still making money off of sneedisk>thank you for your attention to this matter
Okay I need to come clean-Thursdays are always Nigger Thursdays but I had my buddy who I always play with on Thursday play with me today, so that is why today was a Nigger Wednesday
>>62311467You could have just did market. That is the fastest way to sell. Better to sell when it is pumping though. But you are the professional. What do I know.
>>62311503You will never convince even number schizos to do market buys/sells. They truly in their heart believe that stock was worth selling at $27.00 and not $26.97.
>>62311455>>62311426He does smart things and than fumbles it completely.>Using clear tarrif backed diplomacy to dismantle trade barriersGood>Vague convoluted tarrifs based on trade deficitsRetarded>Dismantling Venezuela's kleptocracy for democratic structural reforms without warGood>Kidnapping the president only to replace him with a clone thats offering America a few more oil contractsRetarded>Dismantling Irans terrorist funding theocracy for democratic structural reforms putting pressure on ChinaGood>Killing the leader to replace him with his son and blocking a vital trade route that had been open for centuriesRetardedAre there are Anons in this thread who will defend every action becuase trannys fried their almonds back in 2017.
Don't you guys have enough gains? Maybe time to rotate into bitcorn :)
>>62311514I don't slurp digital diarrhea, it makes my tummy hurt.
>>62311513Me....sort of...
>>62311430>shilling the same fiber they had long before>now somehow AI™ brandedtiresome.
>>62311513No lies here nigga
Anybody checked in on the SPCE Marines?
>>62311430*drags anchor across you*
Now to June 18 is going to be a wild gamma ride
>>62311510This was me on buying 500k more TQQQ in late March. I was waiting for the SP to hit 10% and it only hit 9.7%. I also hate noise and feel your gif in my soul.
>>6231146880 @ 51.4920 @ 52.66
LUMBER.also HYG looks like shit
>>62311384how are you making this?
>>62311521still sailing down from -20% to -30%
>>62311525*impounds your Russian vessel*
theres still time intelless, you have time to get in the rocket
>>62311537OH N-
henlo jeromei did not invest in enough candyplease fix
crowdstrike announced a 4 to 1 stock split. tomorrow is the best time to buy this dip
>>62311536I feed the day's data from 500ish stocks into a simulator that treats stocks like particles seeking a setpoint based on their percentage change throughout the day.
>>62311332i am still missing the shitcoin tier companiesthat produce nothing but go up because they use aiai lingerieai toiletpaperai cosmeticsai water
Ermm, Mumusissies? After market QQQ is going down even more ..
>>62311556The top is in
>>62311556I think the full withdrawal is on its way which means its time to pump
>Trump says in theory Iran is almost ready to sign some paper>also says they are maybe 2 to 3 weeks from any deal>also says they are trying to separate Lebanon from the dealHoly shit buddy, just accept that you didn’t win and either need to start bombing again or realize you’re going to have to make massive concessions to get back to status quo
>AVGOOh no....
>>62311574
How do you anons deal with hearbreakI cannot stop thinking about her bros it hurts
>>62311553Kek, good response and pic. I felt we were kind of in a bubble but Marval is wild as fuck. Absolute WTF. Nothing on its own but if other companies follow suite before crashing?
>>62311582Once you have a psychotic break over what you’ve lost and will never get back you’ll get better
>>62311311What a grand and intoxicating innocence
Why Broadcom, why?Your report was so good.
>>62311582>Have problem>Scream the N-Slur into a pillow>Don't have problem for 4-8 hours>Repeat
>update nvidia drivers>laptop screen black>need to somehow revert the driversNvidia is gonna dump.
Oh, this guy? His name's CRWDAVGO. No, don't pet him, he bites.
kek INTCels
>>62311582this is what happens when you listen to the kikes. its also funny to see how eager iran is to go to war with us considering they know no one wants a ground war.
>>62311575bears are crazy
>>62311578so what. just a casual $250 billion weekly roundtrip
You knowIf Nvidia is right about AIand that AI is going to have super intelligencethis makes Nvidia obsolete. Nvidia doesn't manufacture anything. They just design chips, and TSMC does the manufactureChip design would be something that has super human intelligence could do. Better than humans. AI could design chips like Stockfish plays chess. Even if you don't believe super intelligent AI is possible, it's still possible that AI could eventually just automate away chip design.This makes Nvidia obsolete, and all the other chip designers.So if there super AI, then,you should bet on TSMC, ASML, Intel, and Samsung, and the manufacturing bottlenecks. Fuck every putting money into everybody else. You either manufacture, or you are worthless. In this equation, with super intelligence, Nvidia goes to absolute 0. There's literally no place for them.
>>62311608Shut up and buy NVDA
>>62311608True
>>62311590It's the worst earnings of the entire quarter in semis and it's dragging the entire fucking segment through the mud after hours.
'e missed?
>>62311227Did you even watch computex?AMD looked really strong.
yeah thats it im calling it, the dram run is over
>>62311632Bottom fucking singal
>STRC below $95
>>62311635>futures
>>62311371I got>IAUI>MLPI>BTCI>NEHI>USOY>SCHD>SCHY>CSHI>URNM>URNJGot out of QQQI just today, this smells like a local top if not THE top. Tempted to slurp the crypto dump but I feel it will dump further.>>62311478You will get rekt by theta. If we crash, it will take some time for tech to recover.>>62311514The October bottom is a self-fulfilling prophecy. People will wait.>>62311582The only heartbreak I had over a decade ago made me incapable to truly love anyone. I can't stay with the same woman for more than a few months. I hope it isn't as bad for you.
we are getting FUCKED in after hours
>>62311582Speaking as a divorced guy, only time helps the grief. Whatever you do, don't let yourself go. Work on physical, financial, and spiritual gains. Try to acknowledge the fact that her leaving is itself a sort of betrayal and therefore she is no longer trustworthy as a partner. That itself is painful but it helped me regain some emotional poise during the loss.
>>62311608dude if AI reaches that level then the entirety of human intelligence becomes obsolete and we'll have reached the technological singularity
>>62311598Gold you guys its over cuz i bought today
>>62311621It was still a beat. They even said they expected their earnings to keep growing into next year and 2028, but it wasn’t enough to. Unironically, this might be the top since semis companies aren’t just priced for exceptional growth (which they are achieving) but beyond exceptional growth. Tomorrow will be interesting
>>62311639ROC trap. You are getting scammed. JEPI/JEPQ are the only covered calls worth buying
>>62311631computex started? New gpus where?
I hate sand nigs so much it’s unreal
Uh ohStinky
>>62311657It’s ok, in a few months many countries will band together and tackle the Iranian problem for us. We will help them with vital intel and they will do the heavy lifting. It’ll remind everyone of how nazi germany was wiped away for good. The United States will retain its status as the sole hegemonic power.
>>62311373Blame Norman Borlaug.Solved world hunger without solving for anything else. What we have today is the results of that, for better or worse.
This Aftermarket, is over...
>earnings good>it dumpsWhy is the nigger market like this
war powers resolution passed
Time to watch the fish head lady on CNBC
>>6231165116 billi not enough and the margins got worse.I don't think a lot of the semiconductor names are overvalued, a lot are valued through a historic lens of cyclicity when demand is infinite until it isn't.
I’m not having fun anymore
