fair edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62311100
its over isnt it?
>>62311916sell in June or live worse than Abdul
Wait a cotton pickin'....>+1.5% today>-2% in AHand you niggers are calling for the end of the market billions must sell bears won?
Contemplating panicking and selling MRVL immediately or holding until Friday for a slight recovery and sellingEither way I'm up massively
I will just buy VOO and hold. This month I'll put $3000, Next month, I'll put $3000, The next month $3000.It just werks.
earnings calls = dump 90% of the time
marvell will probably dump back to low 200s no way it doesnt after this avgo drop
Posting this in the new thread too>>62311928Since TQQQ started the longest it would have taken you to 10x your money was 10 years.Also if you had put 500 a month on TQQQ since it first started you'd have 800k now. Even at it's lowest when TQQQ went down by 70% you'd have 200k having invested about 12k.TQQQ is a buy never sell type of fund.
>>62311946This anon gets itBut he is allergic to fun and gets no bitchesIs it really worth it?
>>62311946Are you ok with the changing of rules to get people like you to baghold SpaceX, Anthropic and OpenAI?
Your investments, or whatever happend there
>>62311965WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE!?
>ServiceNow gonna keep going down tomorrowShow yourself, whomever always buys the top. You caused this. Fucking filth
I bought near the money calls on TLT for Jan2028. I am betting on American superiority.
Bitshit is taking too long to go to zero.
You can go ahead and buy MRVL, I panic solded.At least I made $18K.
https://x.com/paritytech/status/2061372285337157854?s=20
>SOXLs at levels not seen since yesterdayit's unironically over isn't it.
Some of you baggots are alright,Don't go to the stock market tomorrow.
>X last week was nothing but all screenshots of portfolio gains and calls.>Close out my longs and flip to puts and energy
>>62311961This is the hard lesson Im learning. I had 125000 shares of SOXL I bailed on at 20 last May, 100000 shares of TQQQ I bailed on at 33 in 2023. I need to just learn to hold. I want this midterm dip so bad as Im finally in a place psychologically/financially where I can buy 1m and than just sit back. Never touch it again.Even though you are 100% right I just cant pull trigger at these record prices. Good post though, you absolutely speak truth.
Those NVDA bags getting a little heavy
My Friday tqqq calls are struggling
>>62311972I bought at $124 at open today. I caused this crash.
It's a good thing I only buy bags I'm willing to hold
>>62311989Yea Anons Marvel discussion made me glad I deleveraged.
Pussies getting shaken out. We're green tomorrow. Bears always lose
>>62311969That piece of shit AVGO tanked the AM market without any earnings miss whatsoever
>check portfolio
>>62312009>shaken out>doesnt realize they cant sell their optionsLol you're one of the community members aren't you
>>62312011You mean the piece of shit AM market dragged down AVGO despite it exceeding expectations.
>>62311993bought 50k of soxl at $8. sold in the 40s and thought i was a genius… oh well
>>62311993You could separate your money into 10 portions and invest 1/10 for the next 10 months. If you can even do 1/40 a week if you prefer.That way if there is a dip you'll be investing most of your money post dip, if there isn't one you'll be already invested.Any time I get a lump sum I do it this way because my stress gets too high when I lump sum and see it going down but I'm good when I do it slowly.
it's over
SOXS will short squeeze bigger than GameStop
>>62311964VOO isn't changing the rules though
Gold green
>State Department: U.S.-Led Talks Result in Israel and Lebanon Agreeing to Ceasefire ImplementationCovered my short (at least temporarily)
Listen up smiggers, smigguettes & semgros. I just received the script from head office:>Deep red tomorrow>Green after hours>Slurpers slurp>Deep red open Friday>Panicans panic>Deal announced an hour before close>+5% Monday, reverse circuit breakers, too much winning
What's this trend calledand what the FUCK is with these new captchas
>>62312032i squeezed your shorty til she camestop
Im Really scraping the shit off the bottom of this shoe here.
>>62312040Did they walk it back? Because they were talking about new rules so they can fast track the new AI IPOs (that includes SpaceX)
>>62312023The part that upsets me is I obviously never would have held 30m in SOXL but we all KNEW it was going to 60. When I bought I expected 60, the plan 60, it gone to 60 three times before. The higher it goes I dont feel the 30m loss, just more pissed I pussied out before 60 and escaped this 7 digit hell. Why did we not hold to 60 man?>>62312024There is no script but since 2000 it dips every midterm, than tends to rocket after Nov. I was going to go all in SSO. You inspired me to look at a slow tqqq move. Good call.
>spcelol reddit trannies never get to cum
Gorilla technologies has my fucking balls in a vice
>>62311964I was thinking of switching to VT, I dont like spaceX, I think rockets are a fucking scam, they already have antigrav tech in the government. I'll probably do that in a month.The elites will never let normies leave earth until ayys force them to.
>>62312046>Agreeing to Ceasefire Implementationlol Israel has no concept of 'ceasefire'. They think it applies to the opposing side only.
the drinks... are on the house
cxai is pumping again
>MU not budging after +80% on the month, looking at the rest of the market crater
>>62312068Sounds pretty hot desu desu :3Average price? I could see continued bleeding until end of day Friday then parabolic gains as they announce they have closed the bonds agreement for $105M cold hard cash.
>>62312062that was msci, vanguard doesn't follow msci guidelines. people are upset because a lot of 401k products do, but msci doesn't have an interest in scamming investors anyhow because their reputation is vitally important to them. that's why i don't get the fear anyways, why would they tank their reputation for a one time scam when there's way more money to be made staying in business?
>>62312074We will hold. The truth is there
>>62312062Yeah that's just FUD. Nothing is set in stone for the s&p, and they can also vote to disregard a stock even if it meets the "rules". Happened to Tesla.There is no proof the rule changes will pass. Only the nasdaq-100 holders are screwed.
About 12 days from a critical support level for gold. Coincidentally around when IEA is saying Asia fuel situation becomes critical. And all the geopolitical stuff too. It’s clearly a coiled spring. But what type. Up or down. What are your opinions?
>>62312078I thought it was the S&P company changing the rules to get it fast tracked into their indexes so all the ETFs replicating the SP500 would be forced to buy but if you are saying it isn't then I'm sorry for being mistaken about it.
TOTAL DRAM DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
>>62312059What’s your thoughts on the ESMA faggot. Serious question.
>>62312089Thanks for the info.
It’s ogre/owari you guys, avgo was our microstrategy (they burst the dotcom)
>>62312097Bottom signal
NOW bros I can't breathe
>>62312074>MU steady>SNDK keeps the pattern of +100 followed by -50
>>62312049>being too cheap for a 4chan pass Not gonna make it
>>62312108NEURO-CHAN I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRThough to be fair SNDK dumped to EOD while MU pumped EOD
>>62312106Bullshit company full of bullshit jobs with a bullshit valuation and invested in by (bull)shit heads.
>>62312096could be them too, but not everyone follows the rating agencies, vanguard can make their own rules. maybe i don't care because i don't have a 401k but again that's the thing, it's mostly normies and wagies that do, there is no profit to pulling a scam here unless everything is for sure over, the stock market is toast for 20 years and they're hitting the eject button, and that's obviously not the case. they're hungry for capital for a reason, because returns are so good.
>>62312115>>62312108Yesterday that isNow don't make me FOMO in little missie
>sandGODS
>>62312106Should have purchased NAMS with me instead. That Anon and ubisoft Anon convinced me to drop 150k. Let's go Europe!
i think it found the bottom
>AAPL is rippingfuck this stupid fucking market CORRELATE ALREADY YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>62312117Their software is fucking terrible too
gonna wake up to cxai up 100%should've bought at 16¢
>>62312118I agree with you just don't like the way they are going about it. Feels very scammy.
Can someone explain why id put my money in voo vs something like jepq
can we do a welfare check on our GRRRbros?
>>62312123>SNDKFUCKINGODS
>>62312138I'm ruined!Lol jk smigger I slurped this dip at $16.50, if it drops tomorrow I will slurp that dip as well :3You are simply not bullish enough on the gorilla.
>>62312138>strike a $2B deal>"NOOOO B-B-BUT WHAT IF THEY SECRETLY CANNOT AFFORD IT SOMEHOW SELL SELL SELL"investors are more stupid than nigger clicking noise tribes
>>62312137VOO buys the companies and then your total return is however much those companies go up plus a dividend of about %JEPI buys the companies and then sell covered calls on them which caps the gains they can get but generates income from derivatives premiums. You get more income NOW by capping your potential gains in the future so the total return is usually less during bullruns and more during bears and crabs.JEPQ works the same as JEPI but it compares itself with the QQQ instead of with VOO
> futures
>>62312118>>62312134The scam was the SP listing them. I doubt it was money being thrown more a trillion dollar company with political connections bullying them. Becuase the SP allowed it Vanguard was in the shitty situation of having to follow its mandate and choose a company with a 4% float designed to profit take from normies or make enemies ignoring it. Being 1/500 companies it was not worth rocking the boat over.SP specifically banned 4% floats for this reason so its just strange they went 180 on the rule.
I am still making money off of sneedisk>thank you for your attention to this matter
>>62312155I don't know what this means but it looks like a scam stock I got into today
DRAMsisters it's fucking happening we are down over one million percent
>>62312166Thank you Osaker
>>62312164Mafia style stock market. Twisting the arm of the agencies.Reminds of '08 when agencies rated shitty mortgages as AAA because they wanted to keep the business
Is fucking over isn't it? We lost everything...is time to perish...
>>62312059pretty decent chance it goes to $75 from here
>>62312164ya maybe that's true. middlemen and advisors always make bank off of these situations though, and with the size of the deal it's going to leave some people hurting. unless the deal is perfectly fair, wall street is gonna sink it's fangs into spacex or normies one way or the other. you'd hope it's spacex and not the normies but in times like these it's probably gonna be the normies. if everything goes as planned though everyone will profit if they just have a little patience and trust.
I’m down 30% percent on my account in like the last week lol. I also don’t have a gf anymore, she broke up with me. Life sucks. I feel like buying some short dated options and just throwing caution to the wind
cxai from 40->50% in mins
>>62312188Its not times like these. With a 4% float it is designed to hurt the indexes. 96% of the shares will be able to hit the market 2 months after all the indexes have been forced to buy.Thing is tillray was a 10% float that went from $12 to $200 back to $12 to $1, so it will be intresting and profitable for some.
>>62312198Fake news
>>62312196GRRR is your ticket to salvation my smiggaAlso forget that bitch buddy, she has long forgotten about you.
>>62312175WTFWTFWTF
>up 40% in a month>remember I decided to gamble with my 401k>can't actually do anything with this money until 55 at the earliest (with rules)Damn
>>62312099I buy bounces of the 200 ma in the 1hr or 4hr for swings, omthats about it.Institutions only trade the 200
I won’t be shaken out until Charles Schwab sends goons to break my legs
jeezus
How does spacex make money
>>62312198COTPs open tomorrow lets goooFinna try for 25k
>>62312221Starlink makes a boatload of money.The rockets lose money.The AI that could added in burns money.
>>62312217I guess its true what they sayCX sellsHeh...
>>62312203i see it different, i think they're doing everything they can to make this go well, spacex gets its money, investors get their price pop, wall street gets their fees, everybody wins and they wash away the fear so people start ponying up cash by choice instead of force. we'll have to see anyways, the future isn't written yet.
>>62312207No. I don’t believe it is.Solid advice about women though. They’re actual demons from hell.
>>62312221
>>62312231Woman, does what it says on the tin.Woe of man.
>>62312210Just stop and go back to a conservative strategy. Now you'll have 40% more money when you retire, probably an extra million even. Enjoy.
How low will STRC go? Can it theoretically hit 0?
Give me a free momentum growing stock I can invest like $500 into it. Dont lie now.
>>62312239We're all retired tho blud
>>62312243greggs
when should i buy in soxl?
>>62312230Im betting with 250k of my own funds everything you are saying happens in the short term. If I didnt watch friend lose 40k shorting tilray from 120-180 I would bet SpaceX will definitely be down in 6 months though. I just cant see how it wont but whoa to anyone trying to time it.That said Tesla proves me wrong so you could be right. 100x sales ratio though... That is insane.
>>62312252Around $6, NEVER sell before $60.
Do we still watch Gregory mannarino here?
>>62312260What’s the Mannerino market risk indicator say?
>>62312239Thanks fren. You guys don't usually try to time buys of VOO right?
>>62312256>250k on spacexnow you've got my attention. based.
>>62312272If you think you can time the market(you cant) you wouldnt be buying voo, voo should be your base fund unless youre a commie who hates america then vti
>>62312272do spxl or sso
>>62312271It's not looking good bros...
>>62312277MDA actually. I just think it will mirror spaceX. My plan is to exit over the comming 60 days after SpaceX IPO. As you said though, who the fuck knows.
>>62311946when you make so much you can put 3 large on an ETF every month, you are already financially secure. faggot.YOU DO NOT KNOW PAIN unless you are 40yo and applying for jobs and getting offered minimum wage with over 15 years experience.
>>62312283What's the theory behind this bullshit?
reminder nothing changed about the stocks but their price. Relax queers it’s not like you’re all in on options right? Right??!?
>>62312288You underestimate boomertardation spacex will boom because of boomers slamming market orders from open to twelve when they dont get allocated. Schwibbidy is saying theyre going to be crazily overallocated even though theyre restricting it to 100k+ accounts
>>62312279QLD is my base fund
>>62312283Where does the 1.61 come from?
just a lil diperino'slurp' as the bulls say.
>>62312295
>>62312283The ten year makes zero fucking sence to me, zero fucking sence. Who is buying that shit, especially with Trump single handedly raising the 250 years of national debt 40% in 6 years.I dont get the bond rate, and why its not discussed more. Ive seen gay bears be wrong for 18 years talking about bond rates so I try to ignore it but the economics degree in me doesnt understand where the bond vigilantes are?
ONE WILL LIVE AS GLORIOUS CHAMPIONONE WILL DIE BRUTALLY FOR YOUR NOBLE ENTERTAINMENTLET FATE DECIDEFIGHTERS, READY!
>>62312231Maybe the women youve come to target are.You are the chooser and just as responsible.
>>62312299Thats what Im betting on. Tilray 2.0 >>62312203
>>62312231never buy what /biz/ is selling
>>62312328desu I think I’m the issue. but saying I’m not a good boyfriend isn’t as cathartic as calling women demons and blaming them for all of my problems, real or imagined
>>62312283Looks like we got some room to run
>>62312203What is the next tillray?
>>62312340-Define good boyfriend.-Do you pursue women with tattoos and piercings?A quiet nerdy girl will never let you down and worship your dick.
How do you buy spacex without getting your order execution cucked? How does a fair skinned gentleman like myself get into this "pre-ipo"
>>62312357SPCE :3
>>62312357XOVR or NASA
>>62312303Golden ratio, just thrown in becuase... This is something an eceleb invented in 2022.
>>62312272I am trying to time when to slurp SSO but don't mind me, I'm a retard. I missed out on 100k last month.
>>62311942
>>62311942>>62312386Always freak the fuck out and panic sell everything
Yeah, coulda shoulda woulda
I hope it goes down for 2 weeks. Fuck all the redditors who only talk about stocks when shit is gree nevery day, and get belligerent and seethy about a single red day. Fuck off and go back to your wagie job.
>>62312303>>62312370It's literally just a scale factor with 0 impact on the meaning of the result
>I slurped with margins on the first red day
kevin pleasethis cannot be the endplease.....
MSTR is going to go pop this year isn't it?As a filthy no coiner, I can't fucking wait.
TOMORROW IS A RED DAY RIGHT?!! IS FUCKING OVER...
>>62312417If it does it'll bring down bitcoin
It would be perfectly normal to assume that money will flow from crypto and capitulate into metals as bitcoin gets vaporized, specifically silver which is extremely undervalued.
Mumusisters we are recoobering a bit
>>62312283>accuracy: 40%I bet that’s the result
>>62312260I watched him for years but stopped long ago. Checked in months ago and he left youtube to paywall all his shit so ya fuck that noise
I hope Greg is doing okay. He went full weedpill
>>62312417MSTR and BTC giga pump cycles are still gonna follow halving events why are we talking about buttcorn rn nigger? chips still got a lot of pumping to go, the midterms might be the only thing slowing this shit down and even then, i really dont think the orange nigger has much control over the market anymorewe're just perma pumping until the slave cast AI system is fully implemented
save me korea
>>62312466That's a cute butt
>>62312466SK Hynix: -2.5%Samsung: -0.14%Kioxia: -0.88%DRAM BROS NOT LIKE THIS, IS FUCKING OVER...
jews btw
>>62312484Thats it! As a bear Im calling it. See you at the great depression losers!https://youtu.be/FPtsZLSCmnk?si=4DuNokI4CTds6sVV
*pops your bubble*
>>62312155same energy
No refunds
LFVN and GRPN are primed to squeeze. Both should happen even if everything dumps the next 2 days.
is we getting a taco this week
>>62312484Not like this …
>crypto and equities finally nuking togetherAaaaaahhhhh feels good
Are after hours people mentally ill? it becomes full blown schizophrenia around 3am
>>62312548actually i am mentally ill at all hours
>>62311916threadly reminder that private equity is the anti-thesis to free market capitalism!!!!!!!!
>>62312357I'm gonna slurp dips left behind by the liquidity flowing into that elon melon meme.
>>62312548when the neet wizards ascend above the sea of wagies and bestow their other-wordly knowledge
>pigs get fat, hogs get slaughteredi wanna be the hog that escapes tho. what do?
God FUCKING damn it I'm tired of spending so much time looking at charts and fucking thinking.Why the FUCK does everything require so much effort and uncertainty and shit still doesn't work out. Kings can ape into tqqq and become money gods because that's how the system is set up, but it's also set up to milk the losers for whatever their worth while those chosen ones are allowed to prosper.Do you fight your destiny or flow with it?I'm just going to buy SSO for the long haul and get speculative with TQQQ.Fuck this shit.If I was born to be a loser I'll be fucked. If I was meant to succeed I'll prosper.Someone tell me why that wouldn't work?>protio: you can'tGott mit uns
>>62312579You are not as clever as you think. You've been thinking all your life, and look where it has got you.Simply ape into GRRR, sit back and enjoy the ride.
>>62312553huh? gtfo you poor commie nigger
>>62312548Burry posts around schizo hours. It’s funny when he seethes over TSLA out of nowhere
>>62312548Some of us are on the other side of the world.>bro you went to Asia to post on 4chan and stare at charts>are you mentally ill?Shut the FUCK UP
>>62312320you think the 10y is dumb but what about the 20y and 30y?
This nigga would be hilarious if he wasn't literally the world's most powerful person
I actually bought the fucking top of DRAM after watching it go up 5% PER DAY FOR FUCKING WEEKS I'm actually going to blow my fucking head off in so god damn stupid I don't deserve happiness
>>62312624these posts are the only reason to keep coming here
>>62312624don’t feel bad dude my portfolio is at levels I haven’t seen since last week. We’re in this together
>>62312624When did you buy?
>>62312624You need to SELL FOR YOUR LIFE as soon as you have the chance, ideally overnight
>>62312624Look bro some people gotta get fucked on the way down when everything inevitably crashes. Let's just be thankful it's you and not me.
>>62312624Only lose if you sell. Give it a week
>rainbow meme charts being actively redrawn by btc boomersBottom isn't in yet.>>62312600There is a great tragedy with Trump. If his brain wasn't rotten from Fox News like a true facebook boomer he'd be one of the greats
>>62312624If you feel you bought the top, sell half and buy back in when you feel like it. If it goes back up after you sell, you still get half the gains, goes down, you cut your losses in half and can buy the dip.
Glad I sold MRVL this morning.Easiest 1200 I’ve made in my life.Gonna be on the lookout for more stuff since I have 50k to gamble with
I will wake up after 7:30 tomorrow, and GRRR will be at 20
>>62312670>Let's just be thankful it's you and not me.He is not a chosen one. We are of the higher caste.We buy UPRO or tqqq.
Oil baggies must pay the bill
>>62312674How much did you buy and sell?
>>62312624Your status of the lower caste is marked by your impulsiveness and reality of being a bag holder.Acknowledge your position in the world's hierarchy and accept your role as bag holder. If you were not the bag holder then someone else could not have secured their gains. You played a vital role in their success.
What is guaranteed to always go up regardless of how slow it is? Dad is asking me for financial advice
>>62312691If you ignore duration risk and inflation, bonds. If you don't want counterparty risk, treasury bonds
>>62312624Should have bought SOXL at 30 like everyone else
>>62312624It's not even down 4% bro.
I need to turn $2k into $15k by next week, what's my plan bros?
>>62312674bought 90 shares about 288 cost basis yesterday near closeThis morning I woke up late, about 20 minutes after open and saw I was up,Sold at 303 and change. Could have been more if i was awake to actually sell at open but whatever. I’m glad i got the fuck out of that seeing MRVL is probably gonna close the gap now
Weak ass fucking leads in this market. Can’t get the good leads…
>>62312703Really comfy knee pads and determination
>>62312517kek
sell in juneor a police diver will find your body, heavy bags tied to ankles, at the bottom of the lake, bloatedlike a baloon
THERE WILL BE NOWHITEFLAGABOVE MY DOOR
>>62312703go find your nearest drug dealer and offer him some "top" or "cracking" it's code word for a secret investment but you need to shower after
The absolute state of bitcoin maxxies
>>62312722LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>$nowhow's that anon with the leaps doing?
>>62312743I am at levels not seen since Friday. I’m 50% cash bro I’m not too worried, they expire in march anyways
>>62312743he's leaping alright
>>62312672>If his brain wasn't rotten from Fox News like a true facebook boomer he'd be one of the greatsdoubt.tiff
You only lose if you sell or if they go to 0
>stonks getting raped>look at bitcoinHoly fuck
>Trump: Iran is close to signing the paper in theory.
> Alphabet’s $80 billion stock sale leaves Wall Street in ‘unprecedented territory,’ says Goldman’s Gutmancan we fire the writer for this season? gut man, really?
Will shitcoin bring down the wider global economy?I thought biz would have more pink wojaks, this place ain't what it used to be.
>>62312773sorry I don't break out the pinkjaks for -2% from ATH...
>TFW in 100% cash and GRRRTomorrow is gonna be fun :3
>>62312773everyone capitulated, bottom signal
the bear run has begun
>>62312214brudda charlie swag will
>>62312773Last time we saw pink, BTC had a 75% plummet, it went from 16k down to like 3k
Is it time to buy the STRC dip
>intel
>>623125992x and 3x dumber. 30 year is the ultimate WTF.
>>62312699I miss the lum posting.
HEAR YE HEAR YEMUMUCLES BULLICUS RUNNIMUUHAS BEEN VANQUISHEDHAIL THE NEW CHAMPIONBEAROMULUS BOBODOPOLOUSSLAYER OF BULL RUNS, RAVAGER OF PORTS, SHAKER OF WEAK HANDS!
SK Hynix: -3.18%Samsung: -1.53%Kioxia: -2.41%
>>62312851doomer chud crybullies ruined /smg/
I guess election day is bad for Korea stocks
it's fucking over
I didn’t sell soon enough. Looking for a good place to suck dick. Any suggestions?
>>62312880We are healing though.
>demand is insatiableMemory/CPU chips are the new gold, how do you put a price tag on that? Is it really overpriced, or is it hysterically UNDERVALUADED?Anyone working in tech knows that that AI is already conscious and quickly teaching itself how the human brain works. AGI is possibly a couple of years away. Once that happens we'll see incredible advancements in the blink of an eye just like in the movies. Plus we have the strongest economy in US history and the Fed is juicing the market, so there is unlimited money to pump up our bags. Not to mention the trillions on the sideline eager to get back in so let me set the record straight:>S&P will reach over 9000 this year>the economy is roaring>earnings are blowing out expectations>the Fed is juicing the economy>AGI is coming>demand is insatiable
>>62312889are you Colombian? If so I would be interested
Turns out we don’t need quantum with Bitcoin going to 0 on its own
>>62312895ya i'm noticing it too. think new management has something to do with it.
i sold.... my MSTR puts.... tooo.... EAAAARRRRLLLLYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAodds STRC goes to FUCKING ZERO by july opex?
>>62312624>he went long at the pico toplet the goyim deal in the real world
>>62312875Everything is tumbling down
>>62312875imagine what the korean citizens are feeling, they full ported their networth in that shitthe government wont let the entire country get rugged dw
my portfolio is now 15% DC.A (Dundee)which to be fair is equivalent to 7% cash so im actually underleveraged which i am fine with in this frothy market15% portfolio allocation of DC.A = 7% cash and also 17% of the actual holdings because of how the math works when something is trading at a huge NAV discountif i count the amount of cash my IZEA position has, which is a stupid 25% of my portfolio but has almost $3 net cash while theyre trading barely under $4 thats like me holding 19% of cash so im actually a cash bear it turns outi am 25% cash right now without counting my actual cash
jerome or kevin pleaseu have to fix thisplease do it tonightor else i am ngmi
>>62312875goodbye fags
>>62312948One rate hike with a side of QT coming right up.
>ITT
SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK IS KEVIN WARSH
>>62312930Based it was about time other counties tax payers pumped my bags, we need more counties to tie their retirement accounts to semis
>>62312956BAASEDDDDD
>>62312484>>62312506>>62312541I literally told you guys this earlier though. KOSPI had a top sign candle and the market is uncertain because the DP is underperforming and the PPP is overperforming in the election and this means President Lee will be weaker in pushing pro-AI hardware bills in the korean congress.This was, ahem, priced in.
>>62312959CUTE! And informativeThank you desu smigpaiFUCK I AM SO SMUG I AM 100% CASH (AND GRRR)
>>62312548BE MEHAVE 100KISH~ NET WORTH 7 MONTHS AGOSHOULD I GO ALL IN ON HYPECOIN, SANDISK AND MICRON? NO, THOSE ARE ALREADY PUMPED.BE ME NOWSHIT, MY NETWORTH IS STILL AROUND 100KISH WHILE LITERAL 88 IQ TARDS WHO APED INTO SOXL IN APRIL ARE UP 100% ON THEIR STUDENT LOANS THEY BORROWED TO THROW AT THE MARKETFUCK MY LIFE HUHBEING 'SMART' CAN'T BEAT 'BEING A STUPID FUCK WITH NO IMPULSE CONTROL WHO BUYS WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS FOMOING INTO A MARKET BULLING UPHILL FOR 8 WEEKS'
>>62312960Eating the fed’s balance sheet with a knife and fork
>>62312624depends how much you went in with. I've been calling for a June Dump due to oil and iran and korea concerns (which all tie together) for a while and people kept calling me a dumb bear, but I'm actually quite bullish on the market hitting a support and then recovering to new highs.
>>62312970-100%ers dont post gang they just kill theyselves
>>62312704>>62312674see thislucky retards throwing 60% of their money 10% from the top on hyper risky plays like LETFsI can't compete with that with my autistic aversion to risk and trying to time absolute bottoms. Though, one of us will get utterly liquidated if he keeps gambling like that.
>DRAM redmy entire day is ruined and I refuse to open up my charles schwab
>>62312970Invest like a retard and ape into GRRR my smigga, don't overthink it. You will become a gorillionaire like me :3
>>62312965you'd think they'd be buying after the market being closed for a day
>>62312976See>>62312979Yeah I know but it feels bad to be up 10% in 2 months when I see people (negros and negrofied 18yos) who can't spell "investment" correctly postin dey dih ma gainz cheugy unc fr fr ong dit dram sheeit be ballin yah got 5000 large made 5000 more fr fr fr fr finna gih summa dah koolaid pinappa yk me fr
Market is barely down what's the big deal
>>62312970OFF THE RIDE
I'm going to do my squats and then go get a fast food post workout meal
>>62312959Do not deny the divine favor of the chosen ones. Those of the higher caste will ascend into the skies of green while the beastly lower caste drowns in the red ocean.This is how it has long been foretold.
>>62312959hahaha so true. But it sucks I was at 316k on Monday now I’m back to 287k a level I haven’t seen since Friday. True suffering. Plus I paid a hooker thinking the line would go up. I cannot afford another one if the line keeps going down
>>62312985too much fear surrounding the election. PPP might destroy the AI hardware bubble out of spite because their president went to jail and they're asshurt at the DP for prosecuting him.
>>62312970WOLF!!!
Bull market.Bear market.Indifferent and unwavering,The Gorilla defiantly marches onHAIL GORILLANNABASIS, KING OF KINGS
>>62312987I hold leaps
>>62312986I talk and spell like that, and my skin is blacker that Lucifers heart.
>>62312997can I call my 3 months out options leaps too
cxai is still pumping...
BREAKING: green friday confirmed by me
>>623129871) everyone leveraged up on soxl2) every time the market is prolonged bullish with no pullbacks it attracts 0 IQs who fomo into shit mindlessly who never heard of stocks before this. Look at all the "I sold MRVL" posters. They don't even know why MRVL was shilled by Jensen, they just think it was a pnd.
>>62312997>>62313000if you dont have positions with less than 7 DTE lower your tone when talking to me
>>62313000you might be leaping off a bridge
>>62313000tfw 3 month options feels like actual investing
>>62313001>SPAC type shit LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damn maybe I should wait until FOMC to buy stuff.
>>62313010it's only funny when it's losing
>>62313013the is the most forward thinking thought itt
>>62313003Just buy a LETF you faggot.
Said I'm heartlessSo much pussy, it be fallin' out the pocketMetro Boomin turn this ho into a moshpitTesla pill got me flyin' like a cockpit
>>62313009THIS tbqh
>>62313006Thats not Hitler?
>>62313026Street Shitler
>>62313004I hold 22 DTE DRAM calls @ 66, should I be worried
>>62313030it'll probably be fine. unless its not. but then what would worrying have done?
why is everyone freaking out over a little DRAM correction?you still schichoing out about le giga crash around the corner? this is why you fags didnt make money on soxl, and now youre scared of a little dram dipabsolute cucks
why people do options but scared of doing soxl? if you get in at a good price, just let it ride.
>>62313017It was divine inspiration.
>>62313039yep, intc going to 200
>>62313043You are my new spirit animal >>62311993
>>62313023read em and weep options nigga
>>62313058wth is a '4 options strategy'
>>62313064you keep adding options until you make money.
>>62313047>>62313017It flat til at the very least Nov, probably all year. There, you are welcome.
>>62313070
>>62312778Kek!
>>62313048I dont get these faggots, Elecetions, Iran, their moms butthole blowing up, has zero impact on the semis, memory market whatsoever.the powers that be want to implement data centers across THE WORLD, not just the us, surveillance being top priority currencies will be inflated to balloon levels of retardation, bringing these companies values up along with itthis might be everyones last chance to make generational wealth, if youre a bear rn might aswell start signing up for the soup line
>>62313064Double calendar spread AKA covered straddle write. Buy call calendar spread and put calendar spread with exact same expirations and strikes. profit profile looks like this. kind of looks like black-scholes model. funnily enough it kind of disproves black-scholes when you observe it. Ive been doing these for awhile.
Is there an option for your ubereats to come directly to your house? My indian driver always does 3 stops before me and my food arrives cold. I'll never financially recover from the tip I just gave this fag
>>62312959I hope we have one of those every day
>>62313080You think helium shortages don’t have an effect on semi production? Or Taiwanese or korean energy imports?
>>62312959>$ROPE (???)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62313080The Middle East, particularly Qatar, is a global powerhouse in helium production, extracting it as a byproduct of its massive natural gas operations. Helium is absolutely critical to semiconductor manufacturing because its unique chemical properties allow it to rapidly cool down ultra-hot silicon wafers during the fabrication process. It also creates an entirely inert, stable environment required for the precise chemical vapor deposition and etching of microchips. Because the global microchip supply chain depends heavily on a stable, uninterrupted stream of this gas, any geopolitical or logistical disruption to Middle Eastern helium exports instantly threatens global semiconductor production. Consequently, the region’s natural gas infrastructure acts as a vital, foundational backbone for advanced electronics and global tech manufacturing.
>>62313090I was there. Had just come back from the Casino celebrating solstice. I was down 70k which was mindblowing to me at the time. I bailed when I lost 300k and broke even 10 days latter. Never touched crypto again which was the wrong decision.
>>62313087>>62313092they have, but the demand for data centers won't go down due to these, maybe in the short term you'll see very small corrections in price. But the data center plan for world surveillance is a when, not an if!have you considered this shortage in helium could cause an absolute inverse of what you're saying and balloon semi conductor and memory prices even more due to their shortage in manufacturing, which in the long run will shoot the prices through the fucking stratosphereI really see this market as a win win, regardless of shortages, or full blown production
>>62313090>60k wall not brokennothingburger.webp
>>62313082wtf that looks like a cool ass graph you made in optionscalc
You now remember Epstein. But the DOW is also still above 50k.
CLEVELAND CLIFFS
>>62313105Im banking on a 17% crash. Well see but between this fuckery, prices, and midterms. If it doesnt crash by Nov Ill kneel though and leverage up.
>AAPL now strongest/most resilient FAG7
>>62313117Based
>>62313125Also the one that does least.
>>62313125>the one with the worst AI
>>62313082I don't know what half of that means, but covered anything almost never makes sense.
>>62313120I'm not even gonna trying to deny this bro. I would reeeeally like to see a crash like this around the midterms, cause ill go cash somewhere between september till then. I just don't find it likely to see crashes like that anymore, over the past 2 years we've had a fuckton of must crash catalysts and nothing, maybe a small 3-5% correction here and there and it goes back to pumping like a wild bull on cocaine
>>62313161Yea, Im still holding voo as Im not certain on it. If it doesnt happen I wont be suprised or feel ripped off at all for all the reasons you gave. But I give it 51% odds with 100% hopes.
>>62312791lol that was the bottom
>>62313030>I hold 22 DTE DRAM calls @ 66, should I be worriedIF ITM you can sell some just in case. If Trump makes nice tweets about Iran and buys stakes in more american companies stock will go up. If Trump goes to war again with Iran and says more stupid shit stocks will slide for a while until everyone loses interest then then the stocks will go up.
nobody linked the new general oh well I'm too lazy to even though I just created this post
>>62313244>>62313122>>62313122>>62313122
>>62313168hang in there, we're gonna make it one way or anotherregardless of midterms, bet on the bull long term is my take on this clown showit's probably gonna get really dark post 2030, pretty literally too
>>62312897AGI is impossible because machines cannot thinkNo amount of brute force computing power can get around the simple fact that the hard problem of consciousness is called that for a reason
