black swan is finally here edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious>>62311916
Is we slurping GRRR tomorrow?
It’ll be over soon. Should have sold at the peak euphoria stage
>>62313122>down 1%nothing ever happens
>>62313131Dare I say, ">this".Call me when the real bear market comes for stocks.
When the market crashe I'm going full boglehead and never coming back on here
>>62313130paper hands ass goyim bitch, bubble won't pop at least till a little bit after anthropic and openai are listed, so late this year.it's hilarious how easy it is to make money right now but some of you guys are too bitch-made to engage in the infinite money generator. stay dealing in the real world, goy
>>62313122>>62313131>>62313135I’m down $40k on AVGO today.
>black swan is finally herewe're up like 15% from last month how is this a black swan WHERE IS THAT FUCKING IPO?
>>62313139Investing in bonds is for retards. You might as well have all your money in stocks. By putting it in bonds, you're literally just losing free money. >NOOO, BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT GOES DOWN THE BONDS ARE FOR STABILITY just don't pull your money out then retard.
>>62313122can we please get another fucking GME type event? fuck i just want to turn $150 into $30,000 overnight with a single call option again. please motherfuckers can we just do this shit again with any ticker?
>>62313150You make way more money with way less risk if you have 50% bonds and sell them to buy TQQQ during a big dip and sell TQQQ when it goes back and split the profits between the bonds and 1x stocks
>>62313158we did just see car short squeeze from $100 to $700 a few weeks ago
>>62313158Check out PURR
>>62313158GRPN and LFVN are both primed to do this right fucking now. There have been a few anons sounding the alarms over the past week. I think they're all too trigger happy thinking it'll be "tomorrow" every single day but I suspect the SpaceX IPO will just be a huge ignition to the powder keg so I peg the squeezes to start on the 12th or the Monday after.
Its over, even SOXL is down aftermarket, sell everything
what buy? More than half my port is cash now>GRRR NIGGERNo fuck off jeet
I bought 30 shares of GOOG a few seconds before close is it over for me?
>>62313179Yeah google likely declaring bankruptcy next week
I am still making money off of sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
Strait status?
Passed up on the LFTO IPO. The company wanted to sell shares to pay off their debt. It's AI so it would do well if the market wasn't dumping but i would bet it flashes 10% and then goes down -20%. CRWV also debuted in 2025 on a red day (during the liberation dump) and CRWV is a much stronger stock but still was flat/dumped so I don't want to risk it.
>>62313179little fucken bitch boy pussy. lube it up for me, i don't like dry assholes
>>62313181kek imagine how hard tech would shit itself if google went chapter 11
>when the Tylenol kicks in
BENCHOD MOTHERFUCKERS BUY THE DIP MADARCHOD SELL YOUR HOUSE BUY GOOGLE CARDS AND DEPOSIT IN YOUR ACCOUNT TO BUY STOCKS ARE YOU MAD
>>62313197My boy zooted
Why isn’t HPE over 100 yet? Doesn’t the 4th Industrial Revolution need inkjet printers?
Thanks for telling me about the google sale though, might slurp some more tomorrow or friday.
>Futures>https://youtu.be/LgHuE1A9-ow?si=TQaicCzQ8JftOjjZ&t=10I love how schizo the markets are this week, it was almost blood red earlier today kek
>>62313158I forgot to mention GETY. It's a bit riskier since it's very catalyst dependent, but literally any news that is neutral or better and it pops 10x overnight
>>62313198this is what people do when a gigacrash is incoming
>>62313214*gigapump
>>62313130
Markets are preparing to full port into SpaceX
kevin please fix thisor else i will only ever eat rameni like ramenbut i like tendies too
>>62313122
>>62313234what is this baggie cope
holy fuck avgo committed suicide
>>62313238>check AVGO just now>it's literally at $420.69uuhhh smiggers is this a buy sign or
My calls haven’t lost value because I haven’t sold them
Some dark-coloured birds are crowing and circling around my neighbourhood here in ol ingerlund. Something unfortunate is afoot
Google bros how are you feeling? This is not over. Over.
>let it slip how much I make>dad wants money nowI should have shut my ass up
Saar market are pamp
bros my mom keeps flexing her 1mil account, should I ask some money from her
>>62313255Feeling good
>>62313264Wait for TQQQ to hit 16 than suck her clit for as much as you can get. No point calling in favours at this point.
>>62313255i'm happy with my google. my mom's happy with her google. we both wish we owned more google.
>da googler
I will never buy a stock shilled by a slopposter
niggers and jews>>62313271Jeeted
>>62313168>>62313285
>>62313279what about manual apu edits?
>>62313270what the FUCK
>>62313279Who cares what you spend your $100 bucks on?
>>62313188this is gonna turn out to be a mistake I probably woulda been allocated at least 25 shares that'd be an easy 80 bucks for no effort fuck my chungus life.
>>62313290Those are probably the only things with any sovl left in this miserable general
>>62313214>>62313198shit is going down because>google is rugging their shareholders>spacex is spooking anal-lists>Trump is throwing out tariffs again and giving up on winning in iran
>>62313279enjoy your summer at home
>>62313288based
>>62313255gd bro is it really gonna retrace weeks of gains in a few days.
>>62313300>Trump is throwing out tariffs again and giving up on winning in iranTell me more?
AVGO will be $550 when I wake up tomorrow.
>>62313305he just put tariffs on japs and australia for no reason>>62313307yes
>>62313305He's threatening to tariffs a bunch more countries including western ones if they have "unpaid labor" in their supply chains or something
>>62313304It ain't called long and short for nothing bruh.
>>62313158dont cry because it's over, smile because it happened
poltards shut up. you are all so embarassing and retarded.
>>62313312>>62313313Seems like this is his work around the Supreme Court. I really hope it dumps but I doubt it.
>>62313318the big summer dump>>62313316If you get in our way when we're trying to figure out if orange retard is gonna dump the market again so we can profit off it I will rape you in your own home.
>>62313315Some Anon on here begged me to buy at $12 and I laughed in his face. I just want you to know I think about you from time to time and Im sorry. Hope you are stupid ritch.
>>62313320>leave your own house>confront an actual man>get an erectionthe boldness with which you lie...
>>62313320Im erect just thinking about it, but its too good to be true. Nothing ever happens.
>>62313328>housei misspoke
>>62313328/smg/ is a gay sex general
>>62313328>>62313330Whoa, we both responded by talking about errections. Are you watching blacked tranny porn too???!>>62313327I own 60k of this garbage. First thing I'll bail out of if LETFs look good again. Great product, shitty stock. Its like irobot all over again.
*pop*
Sar bloody pamp it.
I'm gonna watch cop slop and eat ice cream while I wait for stocks to return to normal. Have a great night everyone.
Wait a tick m8sMUU was 109 dollars in MarchMicron was 300 dollarsMUU then ran to 600 bucks by may 11thMicron ran to 750 dollars by may 11thMUU is a 2x letf, not a 3x, but it's running as fast as a 3x.
>>62313347He who understands it, earns it; he who doesn't, pays it.
>>62313350>>62313347Brain is telling me if MU retraces to 800 bucks, MUU down to 600, MU then goes to 1200 on earnings, MUU will somehow reach 1700 or more. I can't explain why that works, but somehow that's what it's doing.
>>62313333it's super massive gay now buy ASTS
>>62313333>>62313356That's not true because ladyboys aren't gay
Dotcom crash spared a bunch of companies, creating generational bagholders that never recovered until 2024When and if AI does the same, what tickers will be the next 25 year long baggies?
>>62313362MSFT, GOOG and META
when spacex ipos everyone will rotate out of ai to buy it
>>62313361The ladyboys aren't, you're gay for fucking them
>>62313354Put your quote than my quote into gemini / claude and have it explain it to you.
>>62313369SpaceX is AI
>>6231336999% of spacex valuation IS a (xai)i my retarded friend
XOVR and NASA have early spacex exposure. Might be worth a good slurp tomorrow
>>62313356Asts and rklb are reddit stocks
more top signalshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbKDmkJPVvI
>>62313372>>62313375when spacex ipos everyone will rotate out the stocks you own to buy it
>>62313361you are that SBSW faggot, aren't you?
>>62313367Pets.com did nothing Google holds billions of peoples passwords, files, emails>guys its just like the dot com bubble!
>>62313362there weren't ETFs back then. just buy an ETF they remove the bags for you
>>62313385He was talking which companies will be the broadcom of the AI bubble not which companies will go to 0
>>62313381Thats why I wouldn’t have any calls open that expire after IPO to ~September
Im thinking of moving my AI gains into the Bitcoin dip.
>>62313381Like 60% of float will be forced bought by the s&p and suchs in the following month because they wiped all protection rules ro buy this top, so yeah tons of stocks in the funds will be sold to buy this garbage
>>62313381chips profit off SpaceX tho
NIGGERS
>>62313394This is the reason Im thinking of buying as soon as it releases.
>>62313380he has a disingenuous affect, he looks like he does his hair at supercuts, he's wearing a t shirt and jeans on bloomberg, and his arms are pillowy soft with no vascularity. i will continue listening to tom lee i think, he can at least afford a tailor.
the best investment is ai gf
>It's different this timeWhy?
>>62313401concave chest also :|
>>62313403maybe when I can run it locally on my shitty 2060, imagine having your AI gf being deleted at any moment
>>62313401Tom Lee and I have the exact same view on this market and it pisses me off as last time this happened we were both very pro small caps and we were both dead wrong.Also I swear the guy developed a lisp he did not have 3 years ago. Married or not that boy is gay.
>>62313413i love how tom lee talks when he's bullish, like he's saying way too much and being indiscreet.
bail before july or this nigga will stop by
>>62313187El closerino grandé
>>62313380weeird that /smg/ was saying this for the past 4 months. Were we actually right?
>>62313380>noooooo! You can't IPO! We want to control all the money!!!!
Looks like I waited a little too long to liquidate my BTC to roll into the market... Heh...
>>62313412just upgrade tard. youll still save money over 3d whores
Will jannies ban me for mentioning MRNA and NVAX? You anons know we’re on the precipice of an Andes virus pandemic, right? Yesterday was the first confirmed case in someone not on the cruise ship, a healthcare worker who was pozzed by improperly flushing an infected patient’s piss down the toilet. i.e., Andes virus is aerosolized in piss and shit plumes, so public restrooms (think toilets at World Cup stadiums) will be vectors for transmission
>>62313454yea whatever its over
>>6231345060% of my money goes to rent
>>62313380Disagree with him but very solid points. Thanks for posting.
>>62313454
>>62313380
>>62313454germ theory is bogus. fit people never get sick. only creatures like that zinsner fellow are susceptible and i hope they stay home this summer as well.
>>62313469>>62313478>>62313482Kek your loss anons. Screenshot my post and refer back after the World Cup
*click*yep, now i'm up to my eyeballs on "disruptive technology" ETFs who knew gambling could be so easy and legal
I'll will break the chains that bind me and ascend, alcohoul begone, porn begone, procrastination begone,
>>62313485oh i didn't say you were wrong, just that i have nothing to worry about and will enjoy the smaller crowds and healthier aftermath.
watch your back anon. recession soon>>62313484
>>62313482poltards shut up. you are all so embarassing and retarded>>62313485I wish you luck man, thats why I love markets. One of us will be right, the other kneels >>62313326I just have a nut job sister who still wears a mask everywhere who invested big on monkeypocks. Nothing ever happens.
>>62313494i can tell you're overweight because you consider health talk political hate speech
Isn't this just a healthy pullback? Why is /smg/ acting like this is the start of a dotcom crash lmao
>>62313512I can tell your poor and uneducated becuase you phone post and dont understand Germ theory. Only one of us is correct though. Why are you even here? Going to double your 4k.
>>62313512on the subject of health, you have severe mental illness as evident from your posts
>>62313513>healthy pullbackIts literally over retard.
>>62313513Because it's how retards here shit post. They act over dramatic like this
>>62313393should've bought mstx when btc hit 61k
>>62313513People are bored, that's all.
As I was walking to my job at the shoe factory this morning I was of the retarded choices I made this month:>Spent money on Uranium and Lithium miners instead of buying MU at $600>spent money on Njewdia instead of buying MU at $750>DCA into MU instead of throwing in $10k all at onceI could be up by 50% now, instead I'm now looking for a way out with these shit stocks.
>>62313513>Healthy pullback Where would the money be going there is nothing better then semis or memory, SOXX is more safe then bonds
>>62313552I'm convinced some group of richfags are colluding to keep the price of nvda down. There's no reasonable explanation for it still trading anywhere near levels from last year>but it's up 500,000% !Yes, it went up more while making less and forecasting less. Why shouldn't it keep going up? Fucking frauds is why. I don't even hold it, it just makes me angry seeing it.
im literally not going to survive this dram crash
>>62313537>>62313545You are right, but we are in a bubble anyway.
>>62313560Presumably the market just doesn't believe it can keep increasing that much. A big chunk of the revenue growth is due to investments rather than the business itself, some of it is circular investment e.g. into OpenAI, the market might think Nvidia is too risky to plough more money into.
open the fucking markets already I'm ready for my red light therapy
>>62313589well practically every analyst has a much higher price target and a buy. it's hard to find anyone but schizos claiming otherwise. everything Nvidia touches turns to gold besides Nvidia
>>62313604>anyone but schizos claiming otherwiseBurry, ZeroHedge
>>62313565Invest in DREAMbeans, google's revolutionary chinese-like surveillance/brainwashing app.
>>62313607If I took their financial advice I'd be at $0
>>62313380bros this guy said if the ai bubble pops, mu nvda and sandisk are all going to zero wtf
the crash isn't due until december, stop panickan
bears are such pathetic boring peopletheyre either cash cucks or poors that hope everyone else is brought down to their levelthe line goes up and to the right, niggers
>>62313616>please sell your positions so i can grab them for cheap>the video
>>62313380Tech is just ads and cloud, its all bs lol. Funny thing is that AI is one of the best ideas that's come out from big tech since the internet.
boomers say never try to time the marketbut surely they arent retarded enough to imply that one should ignore all these redflags
>>62313565I wish there was porn of this girl. She looks like she would be a massive whore and a good cocksleeve.
Thoughts on Octave Intelligence? Looks kinda tasty to me
>>62313644isnt she like in preschool
>>62313648It don't matter, it's anime. All 2d women are whores because they are still women.
>>62313648Elementary
i just sold 25 grand on semi conductorsfeels good man
>>62313643If only in SPY or VTI it's fineIf or when a 15-20% draw down happens then adding more of your paycheck is really gonna help your portfolio .The people in SOXL/DRAM or high risk stocks need to be ready to sell
intel/bros/?is it time?
>>62313454>You anons know we’re on the precipice of an Andes virus pandemic, right?I hope we all die but this is a nothingburger and you're a faggot.
>A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises
kek some anon yesterday shmoozed me into buying XOS and being the fuck I am I accidentally placed a limit order instead of a market order and it fucking tripled. Four figs… sometimes I hate all of this
>>62313513What's funnier is that the March and May pullbacks were significantly greaterBut the reason isn't shitposters, it's like I said- when the market goes up, it attracts retards who heard about stocks last week and are buying whatever ticker is shilled to them.
>>62313616>>62313628I would say I care a lot but my brain just revolves back to november when everyone was shitting on MU for being too high. We could have all been millionaires.>>62313643Boomers don't time the market because the market has been going up their entire fucking lives while having clear career paths where you go to trade school or college and become a tradie business owner or an office worker making 100k in an air conditioned office building.It doesnt' work for us because you literally need connections to get an entry level job and it pays shit.
HAHAHAHAHAOJ IS GAPING BITCOIN
>>62313695who the fuck invests in orange juice though???
>>62313179Are you me? But the good one is GOOGL.Btw what's the Black Swan you retards spewing about? Everything is normal in Europe.
>>62313697Yeah, I agree, I mean, by the US population demogrpahc shift, it would be either grapes, watermelons or pineapples.
>>62313699>Everything is normal in Europe.Americans will dump on eurosisters as usual.
>>62313699People become over dramatic retards when they are bored.
>>62313699>Everything is normal in Europe.So stagnant and decaying? Europeans don't even buy stocks.
>>62313715I do.Futures looks normal though. Are you retards being dramatic for AVGO drop? That shit was stagnant at 325$ some months ago, what did you expect?
You guys really think that they're gonna crash (10-15% dip lol) while on US World Cup, IPO season and possible Iran peace?
>>62313699arent you guys about to take over ukraines job and go to war against russia
SOXL sub 200 EOD
I think I literally bought the top of SOXL yesterday
Only the orange man can save us now
>stocks down>commodities shitting the bedis everyone in cash or am I missing something???
kek they never lern
memorybros...
i dont have cash to buy the dip
>>62313774Sell 20% of your stocks and keep that cash until it dips harder.
Time to shake out the paper hands
Close your eyes memorysisters.
Why do bitcoin bagholders care about the fiat value of their "hedge against inflation"? I thought 1 btc = 1btc?
>>62313752so why is the orange juice man up so much? is it fascism?
Haven't opened a chart yet... just another red day or has the Harbinger of Doom finally come to reap on the greed of AI moonbois?
Everything is dumping for absolutely no reason at all and that makes me pretty mad.
>>62313785look at AVGO, its so over
slurped some mu at 1009
ServiceNow finally back?
>>62313789>It is dumping to levels unseen since tuesdayYou'd only be down if you bought the absolute top.
Trump and AI will save us
>>62313794you have done wellMU is the antithesis to orange manthey hired me as a diversity hire yesterday
>>62313785S%P futes down by 50 bepis points, Nasdump futes down by 110 bepis.Shan't be divulging semis and DRump securities to protect your mental well-being
DAVID GET ON THE FUCKING PHONE RIGHT NOW!!!
>>62313804i met david soxl in an antifa meeting last weekhe told me more indians are comingbuy more SOXL
>>62313794>slurping at the toplmao
I thought I was at rock bottom mentally but i just generated pics of the one woman that ever cared about me in lingerie.I couldnt even jerk off to them. I just feel even more retarded for ruining it and breaking up with her.At least schd is holding unlike my fucking soul
>>62313122How am I going to fare, /smg/? My current 'folio:>ADBE @268>IBM @315>NOW @123>LUNR @38>NOK @13 (euro)
Gorilla man. Are you ok? Kek.
>>62313825Not a fucking therapy session. Talk bags or fuck off.
>>62313697>>62313704>not juicepilledthe official name for them is contract officers
I dont think I can survive two red days in a row
>>62313740>possible Iran peaceThis was already priced in months ago. The Iran thing can only drag things down from here, as people gradually realize peace isn't happening anytime soon, certainly not before the Israeli election in late October
i bought incel yesterdayi already down 33% this yearshould i get out?
>>62313831My schd bags are doing great
>>62313843sell it to the chinese comrades
>>62313159Bonds are not risk-free unless you intend to hold them to maturity.
>futures>soxl premarket dumpbuy at $200?
I don't know what to do beyond hodl
>>62313826>no intcits gotta be at least 25% of your port anon or ur ngmi
>in the 70s we had an oil crisis and inflation shock>in the 80s we had a liquidity shortage>in the late 90s we had a tech bubble>ten years later we had a bad credit epidemiceach time the market crashed 40-50%now we have all 4 at onceSPY 754>100%>50%>25%>12.5%>6.25%SPY 47
Well, at least I'm not holding crypto lol
Thinking about buying some FOTO if tech continues selling today
I saw David Soxl at my female broker in NYC yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for divvies or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. When I came to place my limit orders up front, I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like a thousand SNDK without paying filing fees.The SEC compliance officer at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you also need to pay exemptive relief fees for those.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought the shares to the counter.When she took his financial disclosure and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to make a hand-written copy of it “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each form and the updated PCF and quoted the transparency mandate, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>62313870that's so david
>>62313849even then inflation might fuck you over
It's pho time
>>62313454>muh vaccineA lot of right wingers lost their mind during covid. This alone proves to me that covid is actually dangerous and the vaccine is good.
RIP SOXL
>>62313842midterms are early November
>>62313828Doing just swell partner, how are you my smigger?Sold half when it gapped up to $25 and bought back even more shares with the same moneys at $16.50 teehee :3
>>62313891based PFE holder
Dyeploy ye B shayped ryecovery tovarish
>>62313513Investors are whores.You beat revenue and EPS consesus and they say: "why didn't you beat it by MORE?"
>>62313924That's a fair demand when the PE of the company is already at 90 with +2,2tril mcap
Where is my 100k lawyer man. Thats 700 mouths
fullporting kool-aid pineapple
>>62313825>>62313845>holds SCHD>is a beta bitchChecks out. I sold that shit at 30+% gains from last year's buy. Dividend stocks are a meme.
It's just a forced sale.Dividork.
my parents are gonna kill me for recommending them dram options
MRNAbros have we been vindicated?
>>62313953Kek baggies
>>62313953
>>62313953DorkRAM
>>you need 1999 or 2020 volume to move these markets. Get the volume remove the emotions. Force shorts to buy back hello. Am I coming in clear? Charles im fucking her deep & long
>>62313953>recommending themclassic rookie mistake
>>62313953>Gay tranime hugless kissless 45 year old son knocks on my front door>Tells me about some computer bullshit>Think, well he's been no good at anything ever, but he might just be one of those stock picking retards>He throws numbers and computer talk at me, I don't follow much along just nod and think of sweeter simpler times before this dipshit came along>He asks for $10,000 tells me he'll make it into $100,000 lickedy split>Fuck it, he's not going to bare me any progeny, may as well gamble what our grandkids would have inherited>Loses it all>An heroes>Best $10,000 I ever spent
today a red day, tomorrow a redder day, monday pump?
>>62313987You know it champMonday will be peace deal announcmentGap upReverse circuit breakersPanicans FOMO inOnly for everyone to realise it is a Lebanon peace deal and the tight virgin hormussy still isn't letting seamen in
Clean energy not a scam trump. Ufc at the white house is non sense.
>>62313989Sir this is a gorilla tech and finance thread, you are in the wrong theatre and I must ask you to leave.
Kek AMD baggies
>>62313588When are we not in a bubble? The market just rotates from one bubble to the next.
>>62313996they realized only NVDA and their henchman INTC matters
>>62313988the Lebanon thing is fake. it has nothing to do with hamas nor iran.
Market entering super cycle will last until 2045 then qauntam computing takes over ai with a few wars to distract normal folks who watch cnn.
>>62314000god i would love to give her a firm handshake
>>62313139bond rates are rising lolbongleheads got raped in 2022 and still havent made their money back on their bond losses
why the fuck didn't i sell APLD at 49?
I can't afford another red day
>>62313996>kek @ company>twitter screenshotThanks for the contribution anon
>>62314008Get puts short expiration. Play both sides. The house is beatable.
reading the thread I was expecting a bloodbath, where's the dip?
>>62314008why?
>>62313996People who fell for the hype can only blame themselves.I find it fascinating how full of conviction people are about AI and the promised insane profits.Good if you can cash out and become rich but no crying if it crashes and you get ass raped.
>>62314013It's all in semis and tech. Even my beloved KXIAY is going to gap down on open.
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED AAAAAAA
>SOXL fire sale
>>62314016Gaps have to fill rule #1 time is #2 # always mostly surely gets filled. Play the house theyre beatable. Calls & puts hi im liquid thank you eggroll & anime porn.
>>62313914They say that syndicates of wizards have led a boycott of Imperial goods in the land of the Altmer.
Will today be my one and only chance to buy MU at $1000, or my one and only chance to buy MU at 4 digits instead of 3?
>HIVEim going to kill myself
We're at the precipice of an enormous crossroad.
>>62314031MU sells off hard in 2 MORE WEEKS after posting their best ever earnings in and raising guidance beyond what was thought humanely possible. I see a low of $750, that's my slurp zone.Then begins the run to $2,000
>>62314038
>>62313914you stupid fucking slavnigger degenerates are so fucking pathetic
>>62314035>Down 3%Buddy its a shitcoin miner turning AI play, majority of revenue is still shitcoin which is in the shitter.You are going to have to stomach at least a 25% drawback over the coming days/weeks.You might not be cut out for this life big man, there's no shame in passive ETF investing. Or, you know, you could simply schlong the gorilla.
>>62314043We bull unlimited day trade accounts. You can make more at home then you stupid union job. Wake up monkey/
welp, it's been a pleasure losing money with you gentlemen... this may be the end
I won't FOMOI won't buy at ATHI'll only buy when it is redI will only buy good companies at good prices
>>62314039The AVGO earnings report, whatever happened there
25k trade account is $500 per day. You dont need $700k to make a honest living. This is why they dont care about fixing inflation. Learm how to earn e commerce stop playing victim. And stop hating on your black sheep brother who has $1million stashed away in some old fidelity account. Its not his fault he is scared of vagina!
Ameribros, tell me about INTU.People seem to hate both the products as well as companies but is it only because they hate being milked out of dollars and that Trump administration killed the free option?
Can someone explain why things are happening for no reason?
>>62314050it's been fun lads. until next time
>>62314022i finally sold the top on something for once. feels good man
>>62313996shorted AMD just of now on the basis of this post
2 bad days for big tech and everyone is losing their shit
>>62314035I sold at 5.11 was that you?
>>62314071its gonna make a new ATH next week anon, i hope you have cash ready for friday close buy
>>62314077Being shaken out by panic caused by a couple of bad days is a rite of passage for smiggers. Then you learn it happens every time, you feel retarded, and don't do it again
INTCels, we're getting FUCKED against today
>>62313996if only there was a way to confirm this. maybe some kind of filing that regulators require. if that existed then maybe this find xitter user could have included it in this very well thought out postoh well...>>62314079possibly. i had to pay off gambling debt with the gains though
4hr chart 21 ma shake out. Discount fgv zone
damn, feels like everything is still too expensive
AAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S OVER
NOWbros at least we aren’t bleeding today…
>>62314082relax my smigga, INTC is finally gearing up to get deals from every US big tech, they just recently got one in taiwan
>software doing the reverse heem after 2 days of giga redholy
I have no cash and I must slurp
>>62314099Sell your body for slurp cash.Slurp for slurp, as they say.
Just in time for retail to hold the bag!
>>62313380he's right but he may be way too early. Also he doesn't own any stocks, his dad told him to stay away from stock market. He's purely a research/tech journalist
>>62313988The Lebanon "peace deal" is just a PR stunt. Hezbollah wasn't consulted and isn't going to agree.The deal demands that Hezbollah evacuates all its positions south of the Litani river, which in practice would mean handing the bulk of its fortifications over to the IDF without fighting, because the Lebanese army has no ability or desire to defend the south.The White House's statement also seems to imply that Israel is only going to respect the ceasefire if all of Hezbollah's fortifications are dismantled and Hezbollah is disarmed.
>>62313380i love Ed. i disagree with him on his general negative outlook on AI like how he thinks it will give literally zero productivity gainsbut he has really good points about a lot, like the datacenters and financing and profitability of the AI labs
>>62313828the whole pre-market is down
>>62314111Fcel going to $5,000 per shareGroupon doing to $500Blnk going $90
>shorting oil to make stocks go upit's not working right now yo. do more
>Trump: The US is in the middle of final negotiations to end the Iran warhe actually dumped oil again by 70-80 cents with thisoil red, market red
>>62314125trump is going to put on a stock market party for the world cup.
>>62314066Barron claimed memory prices peaked. Of course, the article is paywalled. Sell now and wait for reentry. Watch the ladder and see the big gaps. It has nothing to do with SK Hynix and Samsung starting an ADR with the US.And... By the time I finished getting past the random permanent temporary ip-range lock, it appears like it's bouncing back, albeit slightly. Probably only temporary or shorts being covered.
>>62313867>>62314087im waiting or spy sub 100
>>62314125>Trump: The US is in the middle of final negotiations to end the Iran warThe US is also in the middle of final negotiations to end the Russian-Ukrainian wars since last year.
>>62314133Official news, all wars are over. Weekend news, Iranian and Russian unprovoked attacks threatening current peace status, but they're being defeated militarily, so the peace remains in effect.
>>62313695LUMBER
>>62314133you dont see how maybe those two negotiations are different?
Warren Buffett watching Berkshire buy $GOOGL at the same price and time as Cathie Wood
>>62314122That would be, uh, quite the increaseFCEL already seems to be at the end of a war-induced hype wave
>>62314146Zoome out I felt that way about elon musk in 2019 I lost millions not calling it long
> futures
>>62314129Ah... Apparently something about Broadcom underperforming.
>>62314154SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES
>>62314129It was written 50 minutes ago thoughbeit, and the short summary you get before the paywall seems like some Motley Fool type slop lol.
Somebody FUCKING DO SOMETHING! KEVIN? DAVID?
>>62314179keep calm and goon anon, trump will save us buy some pokemon cards
Do I spend half my cash to buy this dip or 25% of it?
I buyed the top of KOSPI and Copper.
>oil rugs again cause words
>>62313953people do this and don't realize thy are the top signal
RDDT will be included in the S&P 500 tomorrowToday is the last day RDDT will be under $200
How we looking?
>>62314183I have that card here, in german.
david axios? trump? hello? where's my pump?
ARISE CHICKEN
>>62314193I'm in kospi too, if you wanna have a laugh just take a look how their stocks behaveover there a couple companies doing +30% everyday is the norm (even today which cosed around -1%), it's basically a shitcoins marketthey are currently rotating into software btw
how can a dollar increase in mass
I think I'm gonna join the club and slurp some DRAM.
>>62314209crap, yesterday I was looking at silver and I didn't buy
I’m slurping avgo at $407 what’s the worst that could happen
I spent a lot of time studying the dotcom bubblewe are just getting startedthere are very few pullbacks, and they aren't deep. 3% pullback is the best you can hope for.They won't go over 5%buy this dip. It could be the only discount you get for months.
>>62314014He’s gamblingPeak bizraeli
Robinhood is letting me hook up an agentic AI into my portfolioHow do I make grok gamble options?
CAVA finna buss it
>>62314231'Grok, ape into GRRR every tip it dips by 1%'
Bears get slaughteredpigs get slaughteredonly bulls make money
What we slurp
Looks like I was spot on yesterday about gold. The open interest. And falling selling volume.
>>62314241RDDTGRRRGOOGLMETAIQEPURRSMCIDAVEGRABONDSIREN
>>62314229We've had multiple over 10% dips.
What can Trump do. Iranians have stopped contact Kek. He’s gonna have to make up a super taco tweet to spin that shit. Maybe aliens again.
Slurping is for fags, I only buy stocks that are going up
bottom or top? call it
>>62314244Correct, wait for the trendline break to the upside for confirmation.
>>62314250I'm talking about since the April lowit's the exact same as dotcom bubble in Oct 1998there are no dips for a year and a halfyou either get on this or you get left behind
>>62314262>it's the exact same as dotcom bubble in Oct 1998how
>>62314267in all the right ways
>>62314261What have you got at the moment. I’m ArtemisHeclaIvanhoe mines Energy fuelsArizona sonoraFaraday copper
Nat gas farting is on Bitcoin
>>62314271What's the bull case for UUUU
>>62314277The new gold they said.
>>62314008I got the feeling we won't be bleeding as much today. Sorry but this is usually what happens the day after a big dump day. Even if it recovers next month. June is when people get their money out for a vacation.
>>62314271EGOHYMCTHXIs all a smigger needs, anything more is simply masturbatory boomer rock excess
>>62314278Same as silver and copper. All in deficit. Underinvested for decades. Japan Europe reactivating nuclear reactors to avert energy disaster. It’s a buy and hold play. Not swing trading.
What's the actual case for holding RDDT besides trolling people here?
Is it worth it to swing trade shares vs options.
>>62314285not having to put up your gay pride flag this month since that would suffice>fag
>>62314281I eased off silver bar the Hecla silver exposure. I just think gold needs to lead for a bit. But it could be the opposite too. Others were in my shortlist also
>>62314280This Corrections are good for healthy bull run
BackRub going down
>>62314291Swing shares put protection use atr stops. Options are for high liquidity
>>62314295Also retail leverage powering this is at a record 3.5 trillion. That could turn ugly real fast if you are last out the door after this parabolic rise. People must be SERIOUSLY thinking about taking profits and waiting for a good correction.
>>62314280>big dump day
>>62314285it's unironically a very popular website (ads) and valuable for ai training. also if you make people upset here you're probably doing something good because this is an actual evil website.
>>62314303>valuable for ai trainingIt's mostly just bots.
its over, peace deal rejected
>>62314313Yep. Bumpy summer. Could go major risk off for a couple months.
i only buy alpha male stocks
>>62314303>this is an actual evil website.Yawn. Consensus on most of the internet I've seen seems to be that reddit is quite the evil cesspit. Also I think its value as a bot training farm has come and gone, that's all in the past.
>>62314271Silver futures,physical silver, and Slv callsFuck those miners
>>62314308you're thinking of twitter (formerly x (formerly faggot town))
shill me some options to buythinking of aping into SLV calls
Silver
>>62314303welcome back anon, how was your decade-long coma? this place has changed a bit since you woke up.
>>62314342SOXL
oh sorry, my bad. you should listen to the people that just gainsayed me. they have your best interests in mind and will undoubtedly lead you to profit. you can tell they are a lot smarter than me too.
>>62314352the intelligent investor says to wait for a discount
>>62314277Checked and based
>>62314209where is tpyou were right niggercan we go 100 short term?
>>62314341>unironically standing up for R*ddit
>>62314355It's not about whether any of us have your "best interests" at heart it's about whether your argument makes any sense.
>>62314302Did you diversify your portfolio? I was not invested in AI companies. Monday and Tuesday were big pump days for me. Yesterday was a correction. Looked like an unnatural nigger dump.
BAKER WHERE ARE YOU
>oil dumpingdid he tweet about a deal?
Make a new one already
>>62314363I don't care about e drama faggotry most of the anons ITT probably cross post on wsb or worse came from thereI did make a good chunk of change on their latest dump so I can't talk too much shit they print cash nigga
>>62314370Why yes, yes he did.And he got Russia to say that they can meet oil demands everything is fine.BUY RDDT BUY BUY GRRR BUY
>>62314369wait 300 seconds
>>62314361TP???Nigga I use a trailing stop based upon price dynamics.I learned from the school of Tori.
>>62314370israel and lebanon made a deal (while israel is attacking lebanon)
>>62314373babe hates reddit but she goes there all the time. it's one of the ways i spot her, posting reddit screenshots. i only use it to jerk off.
>>62314378> trailingyou mean the stop moves with the price?you have price target?
baking
then again i hate this place but, you know
>>62314368Why would you invest in more than one ticker?
>>62314336I have physical. I keep some liquidity to play in miners. Has done very well these last 2 years. On a second note look at this shit. If this isn’t solved soon. There’s going to be a significant global starvation event in late winter and next year.
>>62314378>anon will regularly get felted when algos dump and trigger his sneed losspottery, never change smiggers
>>62314397>significant global starvation Going to affect thirdies, so not my problem
>>62313642anon you’re as smart as you are gorgeous - all that matters is data - and normies will give the platforms their social security numbers if it asks them not to mention every part of their lives as well
my AAPL position is just going up and up and up and it doesnt care about anythingatp I might start using AAPL instead of the SP500 for my "safe" investment
>>62314391No jam boy I know its hard to understand but I dont have a price target to cap my gains. its ok you'll never have the balls to trade Like big dick white men.I add to my runners like a chad
>>62314398Lol I target those wicks where normals put thier stops.Ask me how I know your are brown
New>>62314414>>62314414>>62314414
>>62313996i held amd for years and sold today, been a good ride
>>62314396When something dumps usually another thing pumps the next day. Some stocks make money in in a bear market because either it is something that makes money in a recession or the timing of pump dump cycle is off from the rest of the market. Buy a little of pre-dumped stocks in the middle or end of a bull market or the start of the bear market. Believe it or not but some people made money during the Great Depression on the stock market by picking the right stocks at the right time. They did not buy the bubble at the top. It was things in other sectors of the economy that made money next or something overlooked by normies. You are a normal fag bag.
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