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WE ARE GETTING FUCKED FUCK IT! edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.HindiPoopMusicFestival
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62314414
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How does SpaceX even make money?
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A toast to the slurp
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why the fuck would you niggers sell MU atp
under 2k this is still a bargain
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GRRR CHADS

HOW WE FEELING?
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> nows
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False alarm
Red day has been cancelled
All bears may now return to their caves
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I have increased my position in ELF
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>>62314942
by taking it from investors
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GRRR has my balls in a fucking vice, i cant sell
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Buy silver and silver accessories
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>>62314952
I really enjoyed this manga.
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>>62314949
Reassured. Moisturized. In my lane.
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>>62314942
They sell Starlink subscriptions, but they are branching out into the much more lucrative business of selling stock
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>>62314953
i do think a bit of a pull back is coming for good old GAW will be able to get in for sub 25 pe soonish
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>>62314951
I'm not going to stop freaking out until I see a green number for the day.
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>>62314953
>>62314963
didnt mean to reply
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PAGING SLURP SQUAD
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>>62314962

>spacex
>literally sells “satellite internet” that’s been since the early 2000’s

Bravo Elon
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>>62314967
And yet you did

How peculiarly queer
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>>62314961
>Moisturized
what do you mean by that?
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>>62314949
alright, waiting for pullback/retest to load more
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>>62314950
is he okay?
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Anyoje else believe you need to be a neet and watch the market the full time it is open to make huge easy profits? It sure feels that way to me.

>>62314904
>>62314963
For long term it sure does seem safe but right now I'm trying to become a perma neet, it is simply a no go for me at this point of time. Now if I was rich enough that may be a different story but right now I just need wealth that lets me never have to wage again. AAAAAAAAAA I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK IN THE WAGE CAGE!!!!!!!!
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>>62314969
slurped some OPTT
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>>62314959
What are the expected dividends?
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>>62314973
If you have to ask, you’ll never know
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>>62314975
$16 seems to be critical support level, have your buy limits around there.
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>>62314950
Me when I buy the dip
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It's not that bad.
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>>62314981
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>>62314945
Should have slurped more on open
Just got a bit of SOXL
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>>62314959
>silver and silver accessories
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tariff boogaloo part 532
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>>62314950
dude seemed like he surely could have held on longer
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>>62314970
Iirc there used to be this commercial for Hughes Net, and its a sattelite internet provider lol
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i feel spcx will probably do well simply because its elon aka a member of the epstein class. he’s put a lot of money into it and he will likely put more to ensure it doesn’t fail and he generates more money. in the modern era this is the only type of trickle down economics we have

that said im poor so i can only put in like 1k
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I'm not down double digits anymore!
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>>62314993
so are you guaranteed to get the shares at the expected price of $125?
never bought anything at IPO
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Turns out USAR was fake all along
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>>62314990
How does +30-100% gains a year tax free sound?
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>America has spent $2.5 trillion on AI's hyperscale data center rollout
Instead we could have
>paid off all student loan debt for 43 million Americans and still had $750 billion left over of which $220 billion could have wiped out all medical debt
or
>rebuilt every major road, bridge, public transit system, clean water pipe, and high-speed internet network across all 50 states.
or
>solve the affordable housing crisis by constructing 6.25 million brand-new single-family homes and that's if each one cost $400,000
or
>built 125+ large nuclear reactors
or
>build and maintain 250 international space stations
>establish a permanent moon and mars base
This is going to be the most conceited, arrogant, retarded, stupid bubble in human history if it doesn't work out.
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Ze V has been deployed
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>>62314950
Is this real and if so why doesnt the other guy let go of that stuff hes grabbing to help the guy? Doesn't even try to wrap his legs on him. Mmmm something feels off this is ai isnt it?
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>>62315012
You definitely went to public school
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>>62315000

I’m not saying Spacex is bad because I have flown on semi private airlines that use starlink and it is based. But Elon steals old tech ideas and sells them to zoomers as if they are new. EV’s have been around a long time and all he did was put Delorean doors on them to make them profitable. They worlds greatest snake oil salesman
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>>62315012
Fuck subsidizing student loans. But I agree public transportation and nuclear infrastructure would have been a better thing to spend on.
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>>62314883
I stacked some DNN, USMY, a lil CCJ and just for the heck of it attempted to reserve a Space X share.
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There possibly can't be a red Friday tomorrow, right?????
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>>62315005
you are guaranteed the price range but not the amount until you affirm and are allocated
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What's good to buy right now? TQQQ? DRAM? SOXL?
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>>62315025
It just puts it into perspective. I wanted the nuclear and infrastructure.
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>>62315024
>all he did was make them profitable.
But that's the whole game, innit?
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So what's the pattern that makes the market dive in and out of tech on random days? Is this just volatility from leveraged options?
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>>62315028
interesting, thanks for the info richfag anon, i hope to be at your networth one day
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>>62315012
Think of it like this
>first green text
I get easy money and if it fails I get cheapies after the crash
>second green text
Benefits a bunch of people that should never have gone to college and whomst devalue my college degree
>third green text
Good benefit
>fourth green text
Good benefit
>fifth green text
This ones stupid, seems like you just mixed a bunch of stuff together rather than a solid plan.

I'll pass on that second green text lmao. You will have to offer me $100k to even consider that one.
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>>62315038
The goblins that control the markets are sending us a message that they are still in control
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>>62315012

>invest in Datacenters
>to make it easier for the alphabet agencies to spy on you

This is hubris
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>>62314993
Holy shit, how many millions is that?
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>>62315024
Uhhh anon I was making fun of you. I just found it funny that this old company from like 2 decades ago offered sattelite internet. What did Musk do just make it more affordable with high speeds?
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>>62315037

Well the numbers or cars sold have been going down and charging your car is a meme in itself.
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PDT is now over
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MUsan....
Yamate....
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>>62315057
LOL did you just get that alert? What changed?
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>>62315050

Yeah I agree with you. He knows how to market things. Remember his retard tunneling company. He got LA to invest money into nothing. Same with his underground Tesla taxi service in Vegas
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>>62315049
bit under 3.4, no way in shit this ipo is getting fully allocated though
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>>62315061
Think or swim? Yeah. I thought it was over today but I guess it’s really over starting Monday
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>>62314995
Your infographic is an nonstarter. As Jews and gypsies have a strong adversion to silver, they literally can't touch it. They'll break out, and yahweh forbid it gets in their blood.

Silver is very anti jew, and your people used it to convince judas to snitch on my nigga JC, nigga get out my well poisoner.
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>>62315057
Just got the alert too it's effective starting 6/7 kek
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>>62315064
Damn, I'm lucky if I manage to throw $5k in it, kek.
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Trump actually managed to bring down oil by $2 with his bullshit again
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>>62315061
the SEC got tired of people losing their money to sports gambling instead of stonks so they changed their rules
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>>62315070

Many such cases
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>>62315050
*was not making fun of you
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>>62315012
Choose between a link to preddit or a rope.
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>>62314980
it has a lot of compounding potential if the movie with amazon and continued exposure through space marine 3 as well as other media projects continue to surpass expectations it already has a solid base for merchandise for said new fans who want action figures rather then to paint minis through joy toy and if Warhammer goes mainstream its current revenue of 600 million a year will maybe go to 1 billion + with some good luck
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>>62315063
Kek I remember that high speed underground tunnel. A few days after it opened there were photos showing it was jammed up despite him promising it physically cannot have traffic jams.
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>>62315066
yeah okay boomer, go back to your own general to shill your bags
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>>62315071
It's unreal how gambling used to be VERBOTEN and now it's fuckin everywhere.
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>MU Indian CEO sells 26 million in stock
getting tired of these guys bros
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>>62315019
The dude who "fell out" is actually still wearing a parachute. He went up tandem with a Paraglider to jump out. Parachutes have leg straps You can't fall out of one like that. (You can fall out if you don't fasten your chest strap, but that's not what happened here)
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I bought TQQQ and INTC
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>>62315084
I remember how much they tried to stop it even the lightest amounts of it. Now they just let you. In any case gambling (investing in my case) is one of my few shots at getting rich so I must. The government might call it "investments" but to me it feels like gambling.
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Wtf is STI and why is it up 500% this past week
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>>62315081
Im 38 and have all my hair i almost 3x my money through silver and silver derivatives, besides, my age doesnt really have much to do with the performance of metals lately.
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>>62315061
you now need 2k rather than 25 to not get limited. honestly an archaic rule which boomers on here cry about not blowing up their account, but it was really insantiated so that beginners cannot breakout and get fucked by overnight trades they are locked into.
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Guys how much should I be giving as a wedding gift, is $150 the right amount for a close friend?
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>>62315091
it is 100% gambling but its the only gambling us goys can do to actually get rich in a timely manner
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Yesterday I bought MU since I got tired of waiting for it to go down
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>>62315080
That's the one thing I never understood the techbro Muskites on. Why the fuck were they so averse to proper high speed rail?
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Is Quantinuum a buy
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>>62315066
Silver is all jews. I bought in at $100 when it seemed like the world was on fire with Trump starting wars everywhere and the American economy tanking. Now 6 months later the US is still quagmired in Iran, oil reserves are dangerously low across the globe, Trump is looking to start even more wars, and yet silver cratered while the DOW is above 50k.

It's all fake and gay, precious metals included.
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>GRRR
Wtf?
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>>62314963
Think I should wait or pick some up now?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja3CK3XDV5I
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The intense red from AVGO and MU is kinda hurting my eyes boss
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>>62315098
Don't worry nigga, I did the same a couple weeks ago buying MU and SNDK at the top. Just hold on and it'll be green within a week.
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MU just doing MU things. Buy it Monday.
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>>62315102
Silver is all "Spot plus 20%" for silver dealers. Who are typically Jews.
Imagine losing 40% right off the top of your "Store of Wealth" when you need to buy something.
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>>62315102
>I bought in at 100
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>>62315099
Are you suggesting that what California is doing is "proper high speed rail"???
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You guys did slurp the GOOG dip right?
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Thoughts on TE (T1 energy)?
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>>62315105
i'd like a healthy retest
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>>62315121
I got a job at Google and got 250k stock so yeah
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>>62315120
Nothing California ever does is proper.
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Just ate chicken breast and then an egg a few minutes later. Now I feel dirty. It's like doing mother and daughter.
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>>62315105
The 'bad news' was actually not bad news at all, they have taken out a loan that could result in dilution in 5 years time if they don't repay in cash.

Yesterday was a generational slurp for tjhe gorilla.

GRRR chads, rise up!
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Go, David SOXL
Rocket to 300 EOD!
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>>62315121
I did yeah, 359
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>>62315132
Lmao at this jeet-coded post
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>>62315100
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>>62315130
>tfw you intuitionally notice that eating kosher would be the right thing to do.
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I will not capitulate before Iran. I have more time to expiration than they do.
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>>62315066
pmg is infested with these low IQ racism purveyors, they all lose money, one of them cashed in a 401k paying $22,000 in tax to buy silver. His break even is $170 per ounce
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lmao I mean look at this shit
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>>62315141
Get back to Truth Social, Mr. President.
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>>62315141
Unironically how it works with me except for my 22DTE DRAM calls
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holy shit man, we get one red day and then we go back to pumping 6 hours til close on the next day again
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>MaaS
>mosquitos as a service
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>>62315150
The ride wouldn't be so fun without a bit of volatility.
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What the fuck is this gay retarded nigger market doing?
Just go down bitch.
ITS OVER
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
FUCK
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>>62315145
its going straight to -200
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>>62315149
More than 2 more weeks. Should be good
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wait wtf Dow Jones new ATH, guys, forget about Epstein, look at the DOW! Fuck semiconductors, th REAL economy is BACK!
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>>62315152
>also may or may not have the disease that makes you allergic to meat
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>>62315145
It was a SPAC that GRRR acquired in 2023, the max chart doesn't really work for GRRR.
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>volatility
>the line goes up at a 45 degrees, but it's a choppy 45 degrees
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this is the most retarded market i have ever seen
i have no idea what's going on but i switched to 0dte calls
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And now we're repumping Semis too.
And the smallcaps of which 50% don't even make profit!
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>>62315174
Uhhh nice timing boss
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>US Treasury Secretary Bessent: Iran conflict has been halted.

Wtf is that supposed to mean
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>>62315093
>halt downside
you jinxed it asshole
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Marvell back in the green
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>bears actually think we'll dump before the world cup
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Be pretty cool if Nasdaq could recover
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>>62315179
We won again
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Do I sell ESPP Shares for 22% gain or be greedy and wait for 30%? My trading window is closing soon frens.
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>>62315179
zog lost
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Reddit (RDDT) is outperforming all of us today
>>
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Yep, retardpumping now.
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>>62315191
Told ya
It will outperform again tomorrow when it is added to SPY.

When will 4CHAN IPO?
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I'm down 22%
I'll go watch a movie and pretend smg doesn't exist for today
See you all tomorrow
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>>62315184
Wow that's still a sport in 3rd world countries? Interesting...
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Look, it's a 50% recovery! We dumped from 7615 to 7515 and are now back to 7570. Average dump recovery.
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>Veeing already
you didn't panic sell semis, right?
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>>62314883
Sorry bearchuds, the dump is cancelled, line goes up!
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i thought u niggers told me that there was going to be a bloodbath today... what happen?
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W-WOLF bros, what the hell is going on??
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And my 70 dollar dram calls are green again
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>>62315213
I don't sell
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Just bought more Shit and Piss 500
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I was shopping short-dated soxs calls, put in an order with a lower contract price than bid and then forgot about it. Was only reminded when I went back to my home page and saw the massive daily loss lmao. I’m a mouth breather
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>>62315218
>listening to bears
ISHYGDDT
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On Friday and Monday we will be either red or green
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My puts just got blown up
I'm so mad I have to leave
We can't even get 1 red day in 4 years
Fuck this gay nigger market
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>>62315195
Dafuq is that? Why are only semis getting punished? The case for all the DRAM companies is unchanged, but it's down 7%. Make it make sense.
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>>62315232
Short RDDT right now for a quick scalp
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Redder than the dog dick in my pants
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>set my MU buy at $970
>got as low as $972
>now at $1010 again
Fuck this gay shit.
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>fear and despair and bears yesterday
Most reliable buy signal, never fails me
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>>62315224
I meant to buy calls for next week yesterday and bought them for tomorrow instead. Still down $300.
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>>62315221
Fuck all that
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>>62315232
This is why I love selling puts. They’re such a scam kek
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>>62315235
just a dip, its recovering
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Besides Broadcom itself, MU is the biggest loser in the sox.
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>>62315219
the short squeeze is upon us 600 dollars a share!
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>>62315184
this. the world cup matches are going to be an euphoric party especially as you get closer to the end as more and more high stakes matches will be played in the US.
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>>62314950
> man
> has such weak grip strength that not even the very real possibility of death occurring can cause him to hold on
>>62315086
what exactly happened?
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Oh wow.
>Starting today, you no longer need $25,000 to day trade US stocks.
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>>62315232
TDS? Many such cases. SAD! Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
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>>62315244
For me it was like this

>buy MU at 412
>it goes up to 520ish
>sell order at 475
>Iran news hits
>it touches 474
>order goes through
>MU rockets back to 520

I bought back in later and am still up like 80% but fucking hell
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>>62315264
Never even noticed it
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>>62315232
What made you load up on puts if there hasn't been a red day in 4 years?
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>>62315012
yea
other contries are doing grand things to secure their peoples' energy security and america uses their wealth to build the ultimate big brother so they can spy more efficiently on their citizens to prevent anti-semitism
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>>62315264
this with RH bot trading is gonna be wild.
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>>62315267
Kek, shit sucks. I also thought of this but refrained exactly for days like today.
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I'm green on the day!
Woo!

Ready for a sudden -5% slide now.
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>>62315264
>even the unwashed masses can gamble
bullish
>>
thinking of buying a bunch of LUNR
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What was the news that caused the market to recover from yesterday's massive red day
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>>62315235
I too want to know
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>>62315235
AVGO pre-earnings pump deflated.
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>>62315262
It was staged to look like an accident but that's the stunt. You can see him carefully threading the gopro stick camera through the backpack strap to make sure it's set for the fall then let go purposefully
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>>62315264
Oh wow, we only had to wait 25 years longer than it should have been.
>NECK THE SEC
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>>62315283
You just need to relax and Trust the Plan
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>>62315283
My mom sent the market a strongly worded letter because I was crying that my stocks were red
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>>62315292
People still haven't learned to never bet against America
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>>62315247
I feel your pain acutely brother. I was looking to buy as soxs was testing the daily support, put in an order, thought I canceled it then went about my morning only to check and see massive green candles for soxl on the chart. Thought “wow good thing I didn’t buy” only to then immediately notice I was down 600
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HELLOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62315283
everytime the market drops a little bit everyone realizes they still have a ton of cash and still want more gains. what else is there to put your money into besides stocks at this point..?
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>GOOGL
Should've boughted the bottom
>>
are Miatas good for you?
>>
>>62315290
well the performance sure fooled me
i guess that the power of reacting to things out of context
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>>62315305
crypto
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>>62315283
Iran being a nothingburger.
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>>62315290
>You can see him carefully threading the gopro stick camera through the backpack strap to make sure it's set for the fall then let go purposefully
Kek looked closely and lol!!
>just need to bring this down with me and got it time to let go
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>MRVL
OoOOOOOOOooOooooo
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>MRVL
>RDW
holy shit
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>>62314950
Attention fags: he has a backup chute on and this is either staged or safety precautions working as intended.
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>>62315317
Iran was halted. That's it. >>62315179
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>>62315152
ok so what happens to the animals that eat the mosquitos if their food supply is halfed or non-existent?
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Pumping just like the horse cock in my pants
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>>62315283
Bessent said the Iran conflict has been halted, market immediately giga pumped. At this point the market is like a dependent gf being strung along by an abusive bf who says he’ll change only to keep beating her
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>>62315264
I'm torn. On the one hand it was a dumb fucking rule, but the only thing dumber than the rule are retards that daytrade with $15k in their brokerage when they could be mowing lawns or pressure washing driveways.
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What are your space picks?
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INTENSE V in SPY, but I'm still made it's not reaching through to my semis
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FUCK THE ILLUMINATI THAT RUN THIS MARKET
THEY ARE GAY NIGGER FAGGOTS
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>>62315337
SPCX is the only one worth it atm.
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>>62315342
>he believes in conspiracies like a normie
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>WOLF

WOLFGODS keep holding. SIC will prevail
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>>62315347
This picture is disgusting. You should stop posting it. It objectifies women.
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>>62315337
PSA
NWL
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>>62315262
>what exactly happened?
There's a set of straps and a "bag" for the tandem passenger to strap in so he doesn't fall out on the flight to altitude. A normal sport parachute takes 6-800 feet to deploy normally. Longer if you have a bad deployment like twists or something, so you don't want to risk falling out below 1000 feet. He rides up to probably 3000 feet then slides out of the tandem seat, makes sure he's clear and then lets go. The tandem back probably stuck to him or his gear and got pulled out of the pilot's lap. He holds on to make sure he's actually loose, he doesn't want to fuck up the pilot's ride, then he lets go when the pilot tells him he's clear.
You can see the white stripe along the side of his own parachute and his leg straps here.
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>>62315264
Now get rid of the whole wash sale BS.
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>>62315349
It's a man. Yes - Bobo is a tranny.
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>>62315336
Yeah my stance is "why did we need this nanny rule to begin with", but I also believe this will lead to a lot of morons blowing themselves up. Day trading is the retarded way to trade, especially with such small accounts.
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>>62315349
I prefer subjectifying them.
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>>62315349
It objectifies BEARS
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phew, for a second I thought we were going to have more than 1 consecutive red day
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>>62315349
objectifies?
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>>62315368
trump isnt running tariff tricks anymore so youre safe from that
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>>62315179
Iran lost more than 20% since yesterday's close, so the circuit breakers fired.
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>>62315336
>jagsguy_hd.webm
how the times have evolved
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>>62315283
TACO tuesday
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Did I permanently miss my chance to buy more MU for less than $1,000
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>>62315375
lost what? it rocket stockpile or nuclear dust?
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>>62315349
stfu bobina and take my BGC
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>>62315388
Hai
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>>62315388
nah later in the year we have a broad market correction
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>>62315283
>I've had enough of these ayrabs, we're bombing them to hell
Actually maybe that'll make it green
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>>62315391
This picture is disgusting and you should stop posting it. Furfags are worse than your standard everyday faggots because they fuck animals, which is wrong on multiple levels boss.
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How bout that pricks face when he saw the gat
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>>62315179

They cant escalate. And the pips are squeaking. Now what do they do if Iran keeps the strait closed? Just because they want to end the war. Doesn't mean Iran will.

They likely want quiet during the world cup and to calm markets. Then resume the attack. Neocons never quit.
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>>62315390
Its Navy.
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>>62315375
He's still trying to implement them, but not as loud anymore.
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>>62314883
Retard market today, retail dumping tech bubble to buy into already overvalued safety stocks that are not safe either and are equally bad value and overvalued like wallmart and health. Get on with inevitable crabbing and capitulation for fuck sake.
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Come NOW just a bit more and my jume 12 125c is back in the green dick why didn't i sell Monday
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>>62315405
But they don't have any navy for 3 months at least
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>>62315185
Midterm dip baby!
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I just lost -$2000 on puts because this gay nigger market did a Taco Thursday
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I bought the dip but it keeps on dippin
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Don't bet against America.
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I applied to reserve a single share of the Space X IPO, am i gonna make it?
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>>62315405
>>62315412

Actually, Iran has to admit first.
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There should be a law that forbids trump from ever posting on social media ever again
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>>62315425
This is the golden rule.
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SPY used to swing 40 points now we cant even get it to dip 10 points without getting bought up
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>>62315412
>Bing Bing Wahoo
We are not a serious country.
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>>62315187

hehehe. Just be yourself.
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>>62315427
>They need to admit they have no navy
But they're still able to close the Hormussy!
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MU is still down 6% , dip buyers please do the needful
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>>62315431
Wonder woman was trans all along? Boggles the mind.
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>>62315187
Good enough to post about it, good enough to sell, even with no screenshot
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Somebody explain why WOLF is rising, did they got a deal with NVDA or shit?
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>>62315436
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IT'S OVER CLOSE EVERYTHING SELL EVERYTHING WE'RE BACK TO WHERE WE WERE AT THE START OF THE WEEK FUCK IT
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>>62315434
Read the Tweet retard, it's about the media not Iran's reality at all
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>US Antimony gets half billion exclusive Government contract
>Literally no competitors, they don't exist
>Stock goes into the shitter
This shit ain't logical.
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PLsisters, what do we think about earnings later today?
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nigvidiabros are we back?
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>>62315349
>It objectifies women.
what's wrong with that? women objectify men all the time.
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VIX seems awfully low
any bets on when it will spike again?
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>>62315438
I need to see Lynda Carter's Bussy then.
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>>62315440
power semis go extremely brr
invest in magnachip semi
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i bought rocketlab at 150
when breakeven?
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>>62315227
I highly doubt that
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>>62315427
Also, what even is this Dumacrats meme? First time I saw it, I think it was Dumacrats and I thought he was referencing the Duma of Russia. He probably changed it afterwards to not insult Putin. I'm quite confident he started with DUMA. Then turned it to Dumocrats.
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>>62315443
Why would I read a narcissist blame everyone but himself for the closed whoremussy?
At least these new round of tarrifs on allies will save America!
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>>62315455
The "lunar" economy is faker and gayer than the metaverse ever was. can't believe you retards were chasing this bullshit.
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Can you imagine thinking that politics is a shoot? Couldn’t be me boss.
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>>62315443
>retard
Don't talk to me like that. I'll have you know I *aced* this test. THREE TIMES!
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>>62315464
Really? You really can't believe that?
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>>62315466
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Who is planning on buying SPCX?
i think its massively over valued but then, so is TSLA
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>Dumacrats
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>>62315470
How do I get my Robinhood AI agent to follow this?
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>>62315441
>MU dip
I have enough cash to buy a single 1200 Jul 2 call.
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>>62315472
Kek
>>62315465
You wouldnt last 10 minutes in my anus buddy!
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>>62315474
Skip the losers and ape into GRRR
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Man, we thought for 1 day we'd have a real market again, they got us
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>>62315471
Keeping an eye on it. I don't chase IPOs
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Attention Attention, the silver train will be leaving the station soon.
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>>62315492
>this commodity's going to the moon btw
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>>62315488
thats a good plan. i expect it will probably jump, then crash a lot.
>can't time the market
yeah ok , you can absolutely buy the dip though. Maybe ill put a grand on it see where it goes. I dont want to put serious money on a Musk venture
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>>62315459
I mean, mail-in ballots shouldn't be accepted after election day and should all be ready to be counted, but then you wouldn't be able to find 10,000 ballots that all went one way at the last minute.
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>>62315426
It will be very useful to someone who is on mars maybe.
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Real wages are decreasing, Why aren't you investing in indomie, it gonna be a staple for wagies/normies like in Africa.
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>>62315492
PMs peaked already and are on the way down like stocks for the sa
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>>62315492
ok I’m in
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>Bought puts at 2.20
>Sold puts at 1.00
>Feelsbadman.jpg
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>>62315502
Imagine if you sold and then bought them. It works really well.
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>>62315502
I know how you feel, I swung RDDT but solded too soon and only made £6,000 in an hour :_:
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>>62315316
He said gains, not getting rugged every fucking day in shitcoins.
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>>62315495
Same, looking to buy about $1000 worth if I buy any. We'll see how it goes.
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That’s kinda crazy they pumped Macys to protect Berkshire in kayfabe
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>>62315499
I reject your dubs jam boy, silver will pump onknigga?? (on kirks name nigger)
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>>62315499
KeK this is unironically one of the most funniest psyops i have ever read here. It's unironically a scheme to fuck the Bobussies into submission. WIth that said... buy GRRR.
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>>62315496
Personally I think we should have to vote in person, on election day, with paper ballots and a government issued ID. However there is a large part of the Dumocrats base that is too stupid to know what day election day is, or how to get a government issued ID, even though they are great at getting those government gibs (as long as there are no work requirements for said gibs), plus they still need fraudulent votes to keep power, so there's like that and stuff too boss.
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>>62315518
>Calling somebody a jamboy while investing in silvaar
Lmao. It's like poetry.
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>>62315502
Next time try selling puts on red days and buying puts on green days
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LLINE GO UP :DDD
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At what price are we slurping AVGO?
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>>62315521
There's a large number of people who are bedridden, living in retirement homes, or physically handicapped, and large numbers working overseas temporarily.
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>>62315527
I choose to own it through VGT, which I already slurped
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Last chance to get GRRR under $20 my smiGRRRs
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>Dow almost +2%
Boomers have absolutely BTFO goylennials ...
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>>62315532
No thanks. I'd rather just regret not buying in a year or so.
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DOW 52K EOW
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they can't stop the buying
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>>62315121
it wouldn't drop to $350
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>>62315538
Kek why do you hate yourself so much my smegro? Just know that the gorillionaire loves you, ok?
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>>62315522
I white and have blue eyes and reside in texas saar, this invasion is unreal.
Now I know how Hitler felt about immigration.
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FIVES AND THE MARKET THRIVES
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>>62315121
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>>62315555
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>>62315555
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>IBIT
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>>62315555
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>>62315555
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>>62315555
HOW???
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>>62315522
>Billions of Rupees to celebrate the Goddess Lakshmi
I can totally understand why, too.
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>>62315565
Wow, only 6 years too late
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>>62315497
If i sell by noon on the 12th can i buy a tendy with my gains?
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I thought we were finally at the correction phase
why pump again?
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>>62315555
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>>62315578
The correction has been corrected.
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>>62315530
To be completely honest, while I recognize the need to give mail ballots to some bedridden people, I've dealt with too many impaired retirement home people to think they should have a vote.
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>>62315578
Because you shorted
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>>62315578
It's correcting upwards, boss.
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>>62315555
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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>>62315578
ask not why we pump, only how high
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MY LONGS NEVER GO UP AND MY SHORTS NEVER GO DOWN
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
FUCK
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Umm, Bobosisters? Why are they recovering so quickly???? I didn't have time to save my puts into cash ...
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I got TWO mailers from HELFY today
When will this god damn company leave me alone?
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Really glad I wasn’t a shrimp dicked retard this time and I doubled down on DRAM calls
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>>62315555
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>>62315530
Well fuck them. Not my fucking fault they can't get someone to put them in a wheelchair and wheel their ass to the polls. Also if you're working overseas temporarily, you need to make sacrifices, including your suffrage since you won't be able to get to the polls. I would be willing to make exceptions for members of our military on deployment, and dual citizens living in Israel as long as they own property in the US they can use as an address boss.
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>>62315555
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One of you guys posted this a few threads ago
If I want to be boring should I just copy this for my portfolio?
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>>62315593
just relax and let it happen
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>>62315555
holy fuggg

we're building tech-AI-jesus and you're bearish?
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Bake
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>>62314951
I am still bleeding. Just not as much.
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>>62315555
LETS FUCKING GOOOO!
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vix is plummeting to lows not seen since january
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>>62315633
>>62315633
>>62315633
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>>62315555
we are coming back bros
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Technically the US gov pumped the market again on Iran news with that "halt" bullshit. Quite insane
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>>62315574
On mars, yes
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>>62315120

California HSR is the biggest government boondoggle that nobody mentions. I near the construction for 5 years. It has one portion that was built but nothing else. This was over 5 years. Holy shit the California politicians are such thieving pieces of shit. They also banned open carry because they didn’t want to get stopped by armed protestors. Man fuck this state
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>>62315555
Checked
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>>62315283
It's June. People are getting their vacation money out. Start of the month have a giaga pump. Want to go on an expensive vacation? Good time to sell. Even looks like a corrective pattern when it pumps too high too fast.
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>>62315521
Fuck do you care, your living in SEAmonkeyland with your fish head wife trying to breed the next QAnon/eightchan owner.
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>>62315555



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