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> nows
I'm eatin every single kind of jerky right now bud
>>62316458>grrr nigger jeet OPkys and bought puts
*pop*
>>62316473BA$ED & GOUT PILLEDI am a big jerky guy, please let me know which ones are good.Also, isn't shark both illegal to purchase and full of mercury financially speaking?
jamboy stock?
>>62316474>CRWD almost back at 740if you didn't buy yesterday's AH dump you missed out on free money
>>62316473Cool, which ones the best.
*filtered*
r8 my port
>>62316474Good luck with that smegro.
>>62316473> little pictures of each animal as it looked like alivecute
power half hourPLEASE!
>>62316458>SMG>Stonk>AIslop>GRRRJeet OPSomeone make a real thread
>>62316487It's GRRReeen!!!
>>62316483Shark, by far. Has a flavor that's like a mix between steak and scallops somehow
>>62316473that's $800 of beef jerky in this pic no joke
TRUMP: TAKING HISTORIC ACTION TO BRING DOWN THE PRICE OF ENERGY.
>>62316467Just bought some Samsara calls because I thought the company sounded kinda jeety, and I think these jam boys are gonna moon boss.
>>62316473>>62316495I just noticed it's not beefso $8000
NASAYou can thank me June 18th
>>62316458>AI>WSB faggot meme
HYMC bros, I'm about ready to kill myself
>>62316500>I just noticed it's not beefGood name for a shitty beef substitute brand
How do I invest in the Global South?
>DRAM is the worst performer in your poorfoliotop kek
i turned 1k to 10k since monday just buying red shit every morning and hoping for the Vcrash is coming soon. its been too easy for me to make money.
CAM ON MISTER QQQYOU'RE ALMOST THERE
>>62316516exact opposite of me as i've gone from 10k to 1k
>>62316516Same, been buying Soxl calls for a month and a half and made more money in those two months than 2 years of wage slaving at Walmart. I’ve had so much sexual intetcourse with escorts, hookers and even crackheads. It’s just unreal how much pussy I be gettin lately. I even feel like if I wanted to I could walk up to some random and straight bust his shit in broad daylight and nothin would happen.
Oh shit, I totally forgot the NFP tomorrow. haha, how could I forget it and today we pump, it probabyl didn't leak already under this admin haha
poo-free thread>>62316527>>62316527>>62316527
>>62316513>investing in the hemisphere in which there is more water than landyou don't
>>62316520It’s not going to because my calls would be itm if it did
>>62316516>>62316525Ok good the crash has been neutralized
It smells like curry in here
When I've bought Nokia I should have bought BlackBerry just for the meme.
>>62316508Kek
>>62316539Panang curry is delicious
>>62316513>Nutmeg is just powdered indian poo.
>>62316507stream it pleasefor financial purposes
>planet labs reports todayi somehow made a ton off of this without even looking too deeply into it. hoping earnings goes well and the spacex rising tide continues.
power fifteen minutesplease!!!
what is my lil dram stock gonna do tomorrow?
PLEASE GO UP OR I WON'T HAVE ENOUGH FOR DINNER
>>62316568kospi opens in 4 hours your dram is like 50% Korean stocks
Nobody is explaining why everything dumped for no reason
>um sweety you can't flip your spacex shares for 90s days if you want access to future IPOs
>>62316552Thai curry is okay. Indian curry is shit.
>>62316576AVGO did a poopie so everything had to dump as well
>>62316576SPY double toppedNo deal over the weekendOil spiking Monday funday :3
what am i buying before close
>>62316584I hope you get double topped over the weekend
>>62316581Keep in mind we have Anthropic and OpenAI this year as well
>>62316591Don't threaten me with a good time, Saylor ;)
>>62316582uhm that's just your opinion okay sweaty?
>>62316590You can't go wrong picking up KMB while it's being algorithmically suppressed by a cabal of evil people.
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
>>62316576Semis dragged everything up over the course of a month by beating earnings and beating street expectations for their next guidance. Almost every single company did it.And then Broadcom shit the bed and broke the illusion of total semiconductor invincibility and here we are.
Will we get another chance to buy the dip on avgo tomorrow
>>62316581Thats why you buy calls on NASA >NASA has ~10% SpaceX early exposure>No one call sell shit when SpacwX IPOs>NASA likely to skyrocket >Sell the callsIts the SpaceX IPO loop hole
power five minutes
>>62316608priced in
>port deep in the redafter all, why shouldn't I just get drunk and goon to transporn?
Power hour turned into power dump
>>62316597If you like poo in your curry, that's on you.
I hate jeets and GRRanon but honestly he's too much of a recurring character at this point, the thread wouldn't feel the same without him.
>>62316615trump was supposed to pump my coal bags, wtf coal is dumping
Inverse V
>>62316623Thank you comfy anon, I am endearingly persistent if nothing else.Again, I must reiterate am pure white as snow but I guess that doesn't matter if you are spiritually jeeted.
wtf are you smiggers buying if you're not green right now
Holy shit. Why is it dumping so hard? My call lost like 20% of its value in a few seconds before I could sell
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
How did you do today?
>>62316635Down 3.6%, largely due to poor old MU and DRAM. the rest of my portfolio is up. But tomorrow is another day, and the numbers are with us.
Jap economy is so bad that Japanese prostitutes are now common here
Yooooo check out this budda fly. Almost a perfect pin.
>>62316635+2.2%
>>62316635BASED+6% but I was up 9% 30 minutes agoTHANK YOU GRRR & RDDT
>>623166350.7
>>62316635Today: +0.07%This Week: +0.29%This Month: +0.29%This Year: +33.21%12 Months: +44.48%Well that ending was disappointing
>>62316635-0.20% after that last minute rape
>>62316635I’m up 100 dollars thanks to my butterfly jackpot
>>62316635-5%
WHICH NUCLEAR THINGY IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
>>62316635-0.21% you know, good, because I was like +7% at morning.
I'm up NIGGER% dollars
>>62316635-8.22%But that's actually better than I was doing about 5 hours ago or so
>>62316635+$40.69 (+0.45%)
>>62316640I thought we'd ping closer to the call wall but semis reached up to double fuck me right at the end. It was only 1.10 debit though, just a single spread.
>>62316635Up 20% at one point today, down 15%, closed up 2% lmao
Lulubros…
>>62316668not like this... right after AVGO
>>62316635MUU is taking a breather, but my other positions could not counter enough.
>>62316635+0.41%
>>62316635+0.24%
Bros... everything still looks bad at the Aftermarket, is actually over?
>nasdaq soured at closeHahaFuck you bitch bastard
>>62316480SJM
>>62316668>>62316672>he invested in 40yo woman yoga braps
>>62316635Total Gain: +$20,041.68 USD (or approx. +$27,454.36 CAD)Percentage Change: +0.58%The broader market indices rallied today, providing a strong tailwind that lifted your core index holdings and drove the majority of your portfolio's gains. Your healthcare and clinical research positions experienced a highly favorable session, with notable surges across multiple mid-to-large-cap holdings in that space. Aerospace and defense also caught a positive bid, adding steady upward momentum to your industrial allocation. These widespread gains easily absorbed a sharp downturn in your network technology exposure, which faced heavy selling pressure throughout the day. Ultimately, broad-market strength and healthcare optimism heavily outweighed the tech sector drags, securing a solidly green and profitable session across your total net holdings.
>>62316635didnt even flinch
>>62316668... bought this morning, didn't see that the earnings were today.
>>62316635Today: +0.75%YTD: 14.58%We are gonna make it
>>62316685Did you have a hedge?
>>62316668I almost bought too. I thought that price was a bargain, but chickened out.
>>62316668Get used to it buddy. Ive been here a year. It just never stops falling, but never by a lot. Just tiny cuts.
I boughted DRAM 100 calls today
>>62316635My SPCE is recovering, but I'm still close to 20% down
every single IPO pumps day 1, just get in, buy up shares and dump that shit by market close
>>62316690just raw calls
Why is after hours even a thing? We would be fine if it wasn't for people after hours absolutely dunking on retail over and over
>Got into DRAM at $50Bros I am spooked. Take profits now or will it go up?
>>62316635I was up bigly this morning but I ended -0.46%.
>>62316700Brother…
>>62316705Stay the course. The Big Three chipmakers are still printing money. One day's empathy pains with another company's not-quite-spectacular-enough earnings does not change this.
>qqq keeps dumping in AH despite trump saying talks with Iran are going wellUnironically mega bearish, holy shit
>>62316705It will either go up or go down or stay the same.
>>62316687Welcome to the brotherhood of pain. At least the world will owe us a debt of gratitude for the asses we bring them.>>62316703Let the goyim deal with the real world.
>>62316703Very antisemitic post.
>>62316723Is she a porn actress? if she is, sauce?
SpaceX IPO at 135How much you buying?
You cats have got a real fresh sound thereWhat's the track called? GRRR?Its gonna be a hit kids!
>>62316737like 6k
>>62316721>inb4 you're wrong
60 minutes literally spelled it out to you idiots gtfo now
>Trump on Iran: You will find out what the deal is. The main parts are that the Strait will open immediately.Won't shut up about the deal
https://www.barrons.com/articles/micron-stock-price-memory-chips-ef854ac8Micron is CRASHING to prices not seen since a week ago because KEN ACKERMAN, the pope of stocks, said that "it will maybe go down, eventually, because in early 2027 there will be too much ram, maybe!".>-10%>>62316758>60 minutes
>>62316736Excersise Instagram : (
>>62316635>+.54%Not too bad, upset I didn't have enough powder to slurp more. Yesterday and today felt like a breather for whatever insanity comes next
>>62316761not shutting up about the deal is the art of the deal
>>62316758What they say?
>recruiter called me about "a job">some bullshit customer service in a bank but it's like 8 minutes from my house if I speed>then tells me I failed the ungraded assessment>is now spamming me about a job>blocking his numberI applied for the same job directly on the bank's website. Genuinely hope recruiters eat shit and die in hell. Each day I think about selling micron too early makes me cringe and wish for death because I wouldn't be talking to any of these people if I was up 500,000.
>>62316736Becky Greenan
everyone is always saying THE POWER OF COMPOUND INTERESTok but if I buy a stock now for $20 and it keeps growing in the next 10 years, then I sell it, and I buy a different stock, thats ONCE that I compounded the interest in 10 years, how is that a game changer?
>>62316774Excellent bait.
>>62316737full port. musk is going to build toilets for pajeets on the moon
>>62316774the power of compound interest is earning interest on your interest payments, it has nothing to do with whatever the fuck you said boss.
