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>>62319135
He is busy working at McDonald.

>>62319141
He's a billionaire, it doesn't matter to him if his investors get fucked.
All he needs is not too unhinged paperwork, and a few connections to bribe the lawfare system, then it protects him.

>>62319172
Yeah, I know...

*woosh*

>>62319172
So you are saying is he just doesn't have to cook the books? Well, I hope he learnt his lesson from the last time he did that

>>62319141
2 quarter pounders and a chocolate milkshake please, the way I like and order every week

>>62319183
No he doesn't need to. 100M+, you can get away with anything if you are in good standing with the rich rulers.
I don't see evidence of him sponsoring and meddling with foreign policy, so maybe he learned from FTX, and quietly prepared the incentives (or blackmail).

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>>62319141
If we all work hard we can be employee of the month too.

lol
LMAO

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put the fries in the bag, michael

>>62319214
N-no fries? /biz/ really is an unholy place.

>>62319172
>>62319183
>>62319256
He doesnt need to do anything does he? Nobody forced them to buy his stock and he has been pretty transparent about what he buys at what price using their money as leverage

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>>62319135

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we all knew this was coming.

if you didnt and if we are all being honest, are your hands brown?