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saylor moon edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.https://www.HindiPoopMusic
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Previous
>>62321301
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kek
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MU baggie status?
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>>62322006
I had 44600 a few days ago now I have 40300 :(
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>>62322019
Trust the plan
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i keep investing in crypto and losing money. it's not even funny. i sold my apartment and fucked off with my new girlfriend to travel the world and put it all in crypto last year. it keeps bleeding and bleeding and i am now priced out of a house and under immense pressure. fuck my life and fuck the stock market for ripping to new highs all the time
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*does nothing*
*wins*
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>>62322006
is bitcoin actually going to 30k what the fuck
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>>62322008
it's not working
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I'm going to get some money and be ready to slurp up USAR when it bottoms
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>>62322006
Why do they always have a roastie or jew on cnbc and bloomberg. Its disgusting, I can't watch this shit.
They're dumb as bricks.
>>
a new thread.
now no one knows who I was on the last thread
hehehhe
>>
index chads where you at
toot your VOOvuzellas at these leveraged memeshit gamblers
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what semis got wrecked the most? I as hoping to catch INTC below 90
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>>62322008
fucking dumb orange nigger lmao
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Turned once a bull, lost it all, kek
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What the fuck did he mean by this?
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>>62322037
a new thread a new you
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>>
>Anons in trouble
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention
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>>62322028
*drinks another cola*
*wins*
>>
This is probably the only REIT in the market thats going to see parabolic growth in 10 years
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>>62322051
Bobos euphoric over a nasdaq -3%.. the run hasn't even begun
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WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO DO I HOLD DO I PANIC SELL?
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Why did I buy SCHG... I should have bought VOO!
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imma keep it a buck with you
I don't know what I'm doing so I throw it all in S&P and I'm making a hell of a lot of money
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-22% for me today. Where is the V?
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This REIT has a good combination of long term growth projection with an already solid divvy.
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Digits and we end +1%
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More like SUXL amirite
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make it stop....
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so i guess $58 is the bottom for DRAM.
should have boughted more...
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Memo I got today from what's supposed to be a low-risk plan, The rugpull is going to be epic.
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>>62322059
how long you holding?
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>>62321637
>The bear will leave its cave forever
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>>62322051
Guy's an asshole.
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Good time to slurp?
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dump has stopped smiggas, we are so back
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>>62322070
How do the brains of people like this work? Do they just forget the last time they called something wrong when they make a new "NOW IT IS OVER" video?
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>>62322080
>No Nut November ticker.
Hmmm too soon for that.
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Kek what the fuck. Did a double take on the shitter
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>>62322098
>bottom
LOL LMAO
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Last REIT im shilling
Its nursing homes mostly, your boomer parents will be in one shortly while their wealth gets squandered. Solid divvy and growth potential
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>>62322033
why not UUUU? it does both uranium and rare earths
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>>62322113
disgusting that politics is just a family business now. Well, I guess it has been for like 50+ years
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>>62322027
So you put all your money in crypto?
What could possible go wrong.
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>>62322102
'til i'm satisfied.
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>>62322113
>Now convince the goyim that Hunter Biden has their best interests at heart
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Semis and space stocks getting nuked right now, holy f.
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>>62322123
*forever
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>>62322111
it's a grift, retard. making alarmist titles with clickbait thumbnails is an easy way to get views.
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LEL
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Can niggetrump do something about this? I lost a lot of money otday. Actually no, it's very little, but it was a lot of my playmoney percentagewise, about 80% because I turned into a bull for ONCE
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We gaan
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dram isn't dumping that much because korea exchange is closed
wait until it opens to see the bloodbath
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>>62322136
I miss when the world was sincere.
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Did I do that?
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>>62322008
i'd be so fucking embarrassed to be american
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>>62322141
tell me when you sell
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Realistically, how does one make a come back from here?
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How come red days are so much more fun than green days? I'm losing money but I'm having fun.
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>>62322149
It never was
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Um, hello? Mister Jerome Hayden "Jay" Powell (born February 4, 1953)?

I don't feel so good...
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>>62322132
And Uranium. Rough times.
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>>62322158
I already got liquidated, that's the point. I bought with the rest again, maybe I can claw some back.
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Make the post with the new thread link bigger you assholes, I missed it
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alright, I think i got enough DRAM and MU, can we get the V recovery started??
thanks
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>>62322163
community is more active, all the frens show up
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>>62322163
Green gets you all excited. Red brings you peace because you remember not every day can be a winner
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>>62322163
Because unlike you, bulls take seriously what the Jews made for play.

We all know its fake and gay, every pump, every dump its all Hebrew nonsense.
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why aren't you shorting tesla and making big money right now?
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>>62322008
Do something about it already. We need more Truths pronto Mr. President
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FINALLY CHEAP SEMIS
Glad I slept in
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C'mon Trump announce new tariffs on chips, and unicorn urine boss.
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>>62322191
>SOXL $200
>cheap semis
There's a long way down boy
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Wait, you guys didn't market sell at open?
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I spent half my cash buying the dip at open
then I spent the rest of my cash to buy more dip when it was down like -3%

I wish I waited a little longer and spent all my cash buying the dip 30 minutes ago
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>>62322029
Going to triple digits.
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>>62322159
Sell, and pressure wash 300 driveways for 50 dollars a pop to make up the difference so you can learn the value of money again before dumping 5 figures into a 3x leveraged security.
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will someone please post that bobo where it's like your waking up to him
if this is going to be a -4% day for me, i want to see a funny image i like
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>>62322191
Im getting real sick of this pattern of
>i wake up on time for once
>buy in
>there is no v
>it continues dumping
And
>i dont wake up on time
>it completes a full v
>i missed it
>>
>look in my portfolio
>-8% just today
what the actual FUCK did i miss?
WHAT happened?
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>>62322175
Bottom is next week around 835
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Why isn’t the market doing a taco?
>>
>>62322175

There no taco coming today. He’s nothing to tweet about. He can even fake a negotiation tweet. As everyone now knows they aren’t even talking bar on Twitter making treats and counter threats.
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Nasd-ACK
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BOTTOM IS IN
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It's not a V, it's an M.
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Eh, it will rebound, it always does. No such thing as "this time it's different!".*

*does not apply to meme stocks
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>>62322113
Based. Pringles cock Chad can not possibly be worse than diaper Donnie. 2029 calls.
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OMG

SELL

ALL

SPACE
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>>62322202
If you never sell you can't lose money
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Whew im getting tired of slurping ova here
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>>62322070
Buy treasuries.
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>>62322228
I haven’t sold my calls so I haven’t lost anything
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>>62322191
>FINALLY CHEAP SEMIS
>Glad I slept in
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QQQ bottom at 714 LET'S FUCKING GOOO
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bros our V??
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Glad I exited my positions for some profit. Am holding all AMD though since I got in at $120 and no way it's dumping back to that level.

Also I have been on the phone with my bank for 2 hours in the queue. Trying to get them to transfer my money from CAD to USD. Sounds like pigs are getting slaughtered today.
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>>62322221
time to double down on my losses to make a quicker recovery??
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>>62322201
>leveraged dogshit
>chip stocks 20% off their highs for no reason
Going with option two there bud
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Woah bro...
>>
>>62322201
>he thinks SOXLcoin will dip to 10k again
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>>62322006
BOTTOM IS IN
>BOTTOM IS IN
BOTTOM IS IN
>BOTTOM IS IN
BOTTOM IS IN
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>>62322239
*706
>>
alright I had enough fun today. see you all on Monday. That is of course if you don't an hero over the weekend boss.
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Anyone holding SOXS over the weekend?
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just diamond hands. dont be a panican. in the meanwhile, just paper trade options in webull with soxl.
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>>62322249
>Everyone thinks SpaceX IPO is free money
Lmao. All anyone is talking about is how it's going to magically destroy the stock market.
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>>62322255
faggler out
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Also space X isn’t getting hot shotted into VOO so that one harbinger guy can maybe get some sleep
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>>62322249
Is the right chart something real or just random downward prediction
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What do I bet my entire retirement savings on now that the bottom is in?
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>oracle down 9.4%
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>>62322252
This.
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>>62322019
HoleWreckers
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Planet Labs got gaped.
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>>62322258
I prefer Webear
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EXPLAIN

Which stock will have the best recovery and which will be the worst?
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>AMD -9%
>MU -10%
>INTC -9%
>whole port -8% today
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STOP SAYING THE BOTTOM IS IN
YOU FUCKERS MAKE IT DUMP EVEN MORE EVERY TIME
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>>62322260
Not "destroy" but discredit. It's parachuted straight into the important indices with no normal waiting time, meaning all the pension funds will have to buy the bags of the first round investors at a premiuim price.
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What the fuck, where is the V? Are anons hallucinating?
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NOOOOOOOOO QQQ
AAÀAAAAAAAAAA
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SOXL -25%
>SOXL -25%
SOXL -25%
>SOXL -25%
SOXL -25%
>SOXL -25%
SOXL -25%
>SOXL -25%
SOXL -25%
>SOXL -25%
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i'm new
i bought IREN at $70 a few days ago
i'm losing so much money
is this normal?
>>
a professional stock analyst told me OPTX will go to 100 dollars per share, provided me with no additional information, and walked away.
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>>62322293
When you buy IREN yes it is
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This is a shakeout by Kevin and Scott
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WHAT A MELTDOW NTHAT IS
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>>62322284
SIR WE ARE BOUNCING NEXT STOP THE MOON SIR LETS FUCKING GOOOO
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welp, we all knew this was going to happen.
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>you look lonely
>>
hey look at that
they put a little ITM button next to my calls
cute
>>
The bottom is in
Next stop, THE MOON
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>>62322071
Is he okay?
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Why are my gold and silver accessories in the shitter?
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You guys should take a loan out to buy the dip
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No good news on the horizon next week either. I hear you may be eligible for the SpaceX IPO however if you top up your subway card with 50 dollars this week.
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>>62322293
>high beta tech shit at the top
Pretty normal.
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>>62322279
Lol baggies
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Guys this is the bottom for sure! BUY BUY BUY! There's a sale going on right now!
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>>62322317
we gonna get a 25bps rate hike bro, PM are not needed anymore haha!
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>>62322317

Something something the Jewish folk.
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hold on, soxl gonna hit $190, we buying in bros?
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I don't know if it's experience or the knowledge that everything is actually pretty solid despite teh sell off, but I'm not feeling as nervous and tempted to sell as I would be in the last couple of years.
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>>62322331
>>62322317
AHHHHHHHHHH
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>>62322264

The bagless one will be back Monday. Still without to pennys to rub together.
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>>62322071
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would incinerate his parachute before pulling himself out of his harness.
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WE ARE BACK
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>>62322191
>going in
>everyone is selling off before nigger monday
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>>62322342
That just means we’re nowhere near the bottom
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>>62322278
im really sad about this and down over 200 grand today because of it
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WE ARE MOONING SAAARS
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holy shit we are V'ing hard!
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>S&P fat dump
WHAT DID YOU SMIGGERS DO
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So, is all this because Broadcom didn't meet expectations? Or did I miss something?
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THE BOTTOM IS IN
THE V IS HERE HOLY COW
>>
>>62322331

But they are stuck. Rate hikes will rapidly accelerate the housing problem (it’s bad) and tank the bottom 50% of consumers who are leveraged to the tits. They may still do it. But that only postpones the printing.

They always print.
>>
V has been planted
>>
HERE IT COMES
TOLD YA THE BOTTOM WAS IN
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>>62322359
>>62322355
you niggers made me check
>>
>>62322358
shitposting aside
>the jobs market was "good" so now the market is pricing in three rate hikes
>oil is a few weeks from a short squeeze
>IPO's are getting spooky
>>
IT'S OVER
>>
>>62322351

I’m not exactly rolling around in stitches here either.

Brutal day.
>>
https://youtu.be/FWj4uk4V8Q0

Getting HGRAF before end of the day. Cut your losses on the artificial garbage and get into something real.
>>
>>62322348
>>62322359
>>62322362

COPEnhagen
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
It's over there is no coming back
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>>62322356
it is unironically jews. iran refuses to negotiate while lebanon is being attacked and the kikes refuse to stop so the market lost faith in the war ending soon.
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>>62322372
boss is an onlyfans whore boss
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>>62322370
This, except unironically
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The market is currently beating the shit out of me. So what should I buy?
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Oh maybe this is partly why?
>SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI denied fast entry into the S&P
>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-06-04/s-p-dow-jones-keeps-megacap-ipo-rules-as-is-after-consultation
People who own SPY and VOO won't be bag holders
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Kevin pls
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>>62322359
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summer doldrums
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>>62322368
Good summary
I will add that it seems to me that part of why rates going up is so spooky is how necessary credit is to the survival of the AI "industry"
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I get aroused when my money goes up, and I get aroused when it goes down. it's so thrilling. sometimes, i don't even watch porn, I just watch my portfolio in real time. the thrill is amazing.
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>>62322389
>"Making exceptions because companies are so large and have been private so long yet are still not profitable, didn't make a great deal of sense."
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>>62322384
just beat your dick instead and wait till monday
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where did the indian monkey stock shill go
>>
>>62322391
this guy is only posting this to make the other guy mad
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KObros, was Warren Buffett right?
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>>62322403
He's busy being heemed
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IT'S OVER WE'RE NEVER GOING TO RECOVER FROM THIS EVERYTHING'S GOING DOWN TO 0 AAAAAAAAAAA MOMMY HELP HELP HEEEEEELP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62322403
Right here pal, slurped a little more today at $16.85.

Next week will be bananas!
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How can't we even pump just a 50-100 points on the NDX? crazyyyyy
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>AAPL -0.13%
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Bobina creampie
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>>62322404
Lmao yeah I am
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>>62322284
Only reason I say it >>62322252
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>>62322418
Buffet going all in on Apple and Google and then having those two be the only Fag7 stocks not to be shitting themselves has to make them smug
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I am having somewhat less of a fun time with sneedisk today
this is mildly disappointing
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>>62322423
I’m happy for you to get your moment in the sun
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MCD has a PE of 22 and niggers here will still full port into niggerpozslop as long as it has AI at the end
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>>62322418
holy fuck, unbreakable, DEEP VALUE
>>
>>62322398
Same. Porn is for amateurs. Watching your portfolio go up and down 10% every day is way more exciting.
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>>62322429
Yes, it's no longer a "forced" meme.
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do you think micron can reach 800 today?
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>>62322430
Sorry I stopped going to MCD and I don’t think they’re in a good position long term
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>was I...*cough*...was I a good bullrun?
>shhhhhhhhh, rest now
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>>62322389
>>62322401
Surprisingly based of S&P. The conflict of interest inherent in Nasdaq publishing an index of its own listed companies has resulted in this. But I wonder why FTSE Russell and MSCI also folded.
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>>62322436
It's already above 900 again
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>>62322323
Amazing meme
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>>62322434
I also like bdsm, but it's unironically true
>>
I’m not sure we will see a V. Too many got nuked on leverage. In Asia too. This wasnt just a rotation. It was the casino cleaning up.
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>>62322437
That's fine that (you) stopped eating goyslop but the gorillion Browns coming into this country will continue to eat it just fine
>>
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>>62322443
Yeah it is
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See you in one week niggers, I will be either 0 or +80%.

This is it for me.
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>>62322436
options market says 1.4% chance
>>
Is HCA a buy?
Which Healthcare ETFs do guys have?
>>
>>62322446
I didn’t stop eating goyslop. There’s just no reason to go to McDonald’s anymore
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>>62322440
Kek. Where the fuck is this from. This meme has to be 9 years old now. I swear its based on somthing and pisses me off every time I see it.
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I'M OUT
WHO BOUGHT IN AT THE BOTTOM??
LETS FUCKING GO
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>>62322451
it's really the lips that do it
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>>62322458
Its from Spider Man 3.
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>>62322458
Look a couple posts above
>>62322413
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so buy the SOXL and MU dip????
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>>62322456
shits too expensive now.
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>>62322456

I got a free double cheeseburger today there. First time ever. Was in the drive through. And the till stopped working. And the Jeeta chick said, just pull up and collect the burger tills broken. It’s free.

Felt good. Then I remembered I was getting heemed.
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>>62322470
yes
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>>62322442
I'm looking at volumes, there's a biggish one around 900 but the next big one is at 800
it feels the candle is trying to go down atm
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>>62322461
I want it to be really obscure but recognizable enough to where it still rage baits that guy into being pissed off at seeing a pixel of it.
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>>62322445
The V is already under way
it's over for bears
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Word is the new big thing is quarterconductors.
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>>62322471
Yeah 2020 inflation squeezed a bunch of chains into the same market essentially. McDonald’s used to be a lot cheaper than Chick-fil-A. It’s not really that much anymore.
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A quarter pounder's too expensive for you now?
The Kool-Aid pineapple strips are right over there.
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>>62322482
can those run the latest codex/claude slop models that can't even spell simple words?
or can it only run the google models that tell people to eat rocks daily?
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>>62322466
The crude drawing in 376929705.jpg is actually a redraw of a incredibly brutal, viral scene from the 2015 biographical survival drama film The Revenant, starring Leonardo DiCaprio.
Specifically, it is referencing the infamous, hyper-realistic grizzly bear attack scene.
Here is how the image maps perfectly to that movie moment:
The Bear: The brown figure at the top is the grizzly bear, leaning directly over its victim, mauling him while pinning him to the forest floor.
The Victim: The orange-clothed character with the crying, wide-eyed expression represents Leonardo DiCaprio’s character, Hugh Glass, as he lies helpless on his back, utterly terrified and being thrashed around.
The Background: The background of dense green leaves and foliage mirrors the rugged, overgrown wilderness of the Missouri River basin where the cinematic attack takes place.
The internet has a habit of taking incredibly intense, dramatic movie scenes and tracing over them to turn them into absurd, ms-paint-style reaction memes, and that is exactly what happened to poor Hugh Glass in 376929705.jpg!
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Move eet above ees limit just before ee hits buy.
Now poomp eet.
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sell
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Time to short squeeze bobinas nips
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>>62322469
But is that one based on somthing? Makes srnce though, thanks.
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Dicaprios gf is almost 30
glad he stopped with the pedo shit
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power hour coming up anons, are you ready to buy the bottom
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I sold and re-bought. Now I can pretend I'm up when I'm really overall down. Also I scraped 20 bucks.
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>>62322503
cum all over her womb with big green dildos
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>>62322506
I hate you so fucking much its unreal.
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>>62322513
We're closing at the low and gapping down again on Monday boss.
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>>62322513
yes
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The only V smiggers will be lucky to get is Bobinas vagina in their mouth so they can add throat cancer from cunnilingus to their portfolio too.
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>>62322514
Wash sale bros we won
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>>62322520
>grabbing underage girls by their waist
gross
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What are odds of MSFT breaking $500 before the heat death of the universe?
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>>62322506
>dating young women is pedo
Modern humans are weird
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>>62322494
It runs them twice as fast. Semiconductors are twice as powerful as conductors, and quarterconductors are twice as powerful as that.
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>>62322499
Sold my puts. Now what?
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>>62322524
god I wish
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>>62322504
Possibly, but I thought it was just a funny cat picture that became a meme
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>>62322531
No hoverhand
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>>62322513
I'm gonna have to sell my bottom if we get many more days like this
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>>62322456
You can still get the happy meal, they won't card you.
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>>62322531
gotta grab em by the pussy
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>>62322538
it is if you're like 15-20+ years older than her
would you let your daughter do it?
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>>62322531
You shut your whore mouth
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>>62322531
I know, it should've been me grabbing them.
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>>62322480

Where?
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CAM ON SPX
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>>62322539
say no more
ticker?
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>>62322413
Is this the worst 3% pullback in human history?
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>>62322550
my friend, trust in your positions
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>>62322522

I thought you said you were leaving?
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>>62322561
here
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Seeing a lot of bull posting around these parts
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>>62322539
Why not go for Octoconductors then?
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>>62322568

When the market price is so dependent on leverage. It’s painful. And can grow.
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LFVN GOING TO THE MOOOOOOON
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Warsh is gonna face turn and cut rates. It will send SPX to 8000
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>>62322575
Name 1 reason why today's pullback is the start of a bear market
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Jerome would never have let this happen
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>S&P down
>SOX down
>oil down
>natural gas down
>gold down
>silver down
Everything is getting heemed
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>>62322584
Based kevin
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>>62322585
next monday giga recovery
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>>62322573
I had lunch and came back.
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>>62322454
HCA is a solid buy they are the most kiked healthcare system in the US. i sold at a 20% profit a few years ago and looking to dip my toes with the recent sell-off.
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>stocks shitting
>PMs shitting
>crypto shitting
Why?
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>>62322318
already did boss
logging into wife's bank account for a second one
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>>62322587
VIX is up :)
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Is nobody riding SOXS to the moon today? Seems like a missed opportunity.
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>>62322159
Only thing I did right this week was sell at open. Should have sold Monday along with all my calls. I'm raped.
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>>62322587
Flight to safety, Japanese bonds...
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>>62322594
because it's time to pay what you owe
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>>62322594
inevitable rate hike

>>62322587
keep slurping. pretend its a delicious BBC
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>bought WMT on wed
Brick and Mortar chads ww@?
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>activate bull trap!
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>>62322594
because good data is actually bad because hot economy means higher rates which means speculative stuff dumps
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> - 17% (SEVENTEEN PERCENT) in ONE (1!) day after I welt all-in
STOP THE DUMP
STOP THE DUMP
STOP THE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP
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>>62322604
I will NEVER pay denbts.
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We should just give Iran nukes so Israel can't scream they are 2 weeks away anymore. I mean fuck this shit man.
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>>62322610
I really doubt the guy Trump chose for the new chair will hike rates given his relationshit with Powell
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>>62322610
At what point does slurping become catching a falling knife?
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SOXL PLEASE
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>>62322587
Orange juice is up.
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>>62322615
just catch the falling knife bro
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>>62322575
Lmao this meme needs to be reversed for all the time Bobos have been wrong though. I'm enjoying Bobo posting though, it's our time to gloat.
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Crazy that the the thousand of dollars worth of kmb options I bought yesterday is the only reason my portfolio isn’t sent into oblivion. Am still down 9% today
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>>62322008
Stocks are a dumocrat hoax
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>>62322585
Not necessarily the start of a bear market, but about 2 weeks of buyers are pretty deep underwater. At least today, I think a big recovery is unlikely.
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>>62322604
Nice try but I’m debt free
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>Trump has scheduled meetings with AI companies next week
Slurp as much as you can right now, shit's gonna moon next week.
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>>62322621
Sure as fuck not before midterms, coinflip for after.
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>>62322634
>>62322634
>>62322634
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What are we buying at the bottom

List your desired slurps:
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>>62322631
Got you covered
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>>62322645
SOXL
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>>62322645
TQQQ
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I've been trading stocks for 12 years

today is actually a pretty bad day

On a scale of 1-10 of severity, with 10 being black thursday, and 1 being down -.01%. This is about a 7. Definitely not a normal shitty friday.
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>>62322103
Newfags don't even know about the prophecy
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>>62322654
>doing this godforsaken shitty job for 12 years without making it
You aren't very good at your job.
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>>62322647
I mean the mental asylum meme.
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>>62322638
Maybe better, look at the zoomed out hourly
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>>62322674
Oh, sorry, I looked too quick. I don't have that. I'll think about taking the time to make it one day.
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>>62322525
6/1 is a new quarter, keep your mitts off my money, taxman
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>>62322669
Do you think once you make it you stop? You are here forever you dumb nigger.
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>>62322722
Unprofessional, rude and poor. Suits you well, i guess.
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could have bought a new car with those losses haha
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can we get a real dump next week



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