God fucking damn it edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.https://www.HindiPoopMusichttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62323441
I hate that things inhuman eyes gross
Im down 1% what an awful day
>>62324029Leveraging on binance? Kek
What the fuck happened?
its already been baked silly >>62324000
>>62324064KMB is the new Bitcoin.
Deploy the anchor!!!
>>62324029>calls the other thread gay>posts a w*man
Tempted to buy Intel when it's under 100 yknow.
>>62324087Are women only for faggots now?
> nows
BREAKING>BREAKINGCBC CONFIRMS MASSIVE OIL SHORTAGES IN 2 MORE WEEKS
>>62324098That's a dude.
qqq is going to hit sub-700 in ah, just watch
>>62324139Heh
fuck you bobo you basturd sun of bich
>>62324153N-n-no that can't be?! Am I gay now?
Could have been worse.
>>62324174When did you first buy nvidia
APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKIN NOW
Your retirement money, or whatever happened there...
>>62324183Yep, coulda been worse.
>>62324189sorry about your lazy eye
How did everyone enjoy the everything crash today.
It will bounce back next week right?Right?
>>62324238Yeah. Oil is going to start flowing from the kitchen sink.
>>62324221It’s going to get worse :3
>>62324099>The off button is right next to the spinny razor bladesWhat could possibly go wrong?
>>62324189>nvda puts at $110>spends the rest of his life committing securities fraud to save his puts
Even my hedges are red today...
>>62324235i was moving stuff out of my storage room and dropped something heavy on my foot. now my foot is bruised. i don't feel great about it. however this was the bottom and you should have bought today.
>>62324221are you the fag with the inheritance?lolcongrats on not listeningand instead choosing to go chase dramwhen you lose it all, your parents won't be able to bail you out since they're dead loldram, because it's a commodity, you are very likely to lose 90% of the money you put into it lol
>>62324189He is still down on Nvidia and this doesn't come close lol
>>623240542% bro you cannot imagine my pain
SPY 740P for today was 0.05 at yesterday's close. It traded 5.9 just recently.
>>62324329Nogger, it’s going to continue to dump until it reaches at least mid-April levels.
I cashed out everything a few days ago expecting a dip. I thought yesterday was the dip so I bought back in this morning...
>>62324029Why did the Chinese lady sell right before it went back up? Is she retarded?
>>62324339Dude got lucky once and thought he was Nostradamus.
>>62324356Bro, the 703 qqq put was trading at 0.01 yesterday at market close, end today over $9. 90,000 percent increase
>>62324367Panic sold, her feeble femine emotions got the better of her.
wtf happened today? i was assured that bears were never allowed to cum
>>62324373Holy shit, that just printed money
>>62324373so i should buy ten dollars worth of .01 qqq put every day at close and maybe once a year i'll hit that 90,000% pump and turn ten bucks into 900k is what you're saying?
>>62324386No one was hedged for down side
>>62324406>90000% increase will turn $10 into $900k/biz/-certified math
This market is fucking oobatz
>>62324184like 2010
No crying in the casino
>>62324189Apologize to a fucking retard that missed the Bullrun of the century? LMFAO what a retard go buy shitcoins.
Hope you guys SLURPED THE BIG DIP (NOT DICK) of today'ss. Next WEEK MEGA-IPO SPACEX and World Cup in the GLORY USA begins.WE ARE GONNA MEGA-PUMP AND RIP THE CEILING.
>>62324505I bought so much i ran out of money and had to buy on a lot of marginI'm loaded down especially on INTC shares now
QQQ will go sub-700 in AH. Glory to the lord. I need my 600 puts to fucking print. I want to escape wagiedom (but not femdom)
>3X OIL>SOXS>-3X EU>SQQQcmon now baby let's make it a good weekend(I'm down 50% all time)
uh oh stinky. the big one is here. hope you arent leveraged or holding tech
Only down 3%, could be worse. Will enjoy the slurp on Monday.
>>62324332>yes semis are going down goy don't buy>yes goy memory too goy dont buy>no goy we're totally not prepping for mass enslavement goy>go ahead and buy some metal sticks go thats real valuepathetic subhuman nigger
My t-bills penetrated further into the market.
down 14%...Monday will be better right?
>>62324559there will be no monday this time...
Tell me this Monday is the end of it?
>>62324553you could have listenedinstead you lost $100,000if you had listened, you'd have only been down like 2% today lol
>>62324571I think the end will be Tuesday evening if we're lucky
>>62324573what are you talking about, youre an intc nigger, we're on the same trainsemis, memory, processing power are going to pump globally for the next couple of yearsclown levels of line go up
>>62324054Same kek. Honestly the majority of us would be better off DCAing the SP. why do we even bother with individual stocks
>>62324571Monday they will announce that they are closing all stock markets on the planet down forever. If you are stuck with losses then you will always be remembered as a loser trader without ever having another chance at redemption since the stock market won't be a thing anymore. It's going to be all replaced with AI because people are too dumb to trade.
I panic bought Meta puts right before the news dropped that they're considering an offering like Google did. Someone up there is looking out for me.
>>62324586the difference is I bought INTC at $100 at a 20% discoutyou bought memory aping into ATHs lolI bought MU today as well at a 30% discountwhich, by the way, I don't intend to hold MU longit is radioactive the more time that goes by
>>62324579I think good Iran news (like actual good news and not just “we’re still talking” news) will save us from the tailspin. So long as oil is high, with threat of rate hike and only in-line semi demand, the market will keep trending downward until next earnings >>62324611You’re still holding nuclear grade trash buddy.
I invest in dogshit, you invest in stocksWe are not the same..
>>6232461120% discount from may400% giga top from a year agoyeah you're a real genius low iq short term traders like you are laughable, zoom out nigger maybe one day you'll stop doing uber eats to pay for your favela shack
>>62324631unlike you, I earned or risked every penny I have. I don't need a handout from my parents. you only have money because you inherited it, not by any merit of your own any retard can inherit lol
>>62324596What about ETF holders with Roth IRAs? If I wasn't out of money for the year I'd buy on this mild VOO dip.
>>62324543Worse, Im holding minors
>>62324472Maybe time to sell some?
I’m down 91k at 20%. Fuck it’s painful desu. Hoping for a recovery monday
Anyone else think this dump is overexaggerated?Like why the fuck is basically the whole tech sector down so hard? It makes no sense.It feels so artificial.And no it's not because of ''le AI bubble'' you gay bears, otherwise AMD who is barely into that crap wouldn't be dumping so hard
MU didn't suddenly stop making money.
>messing around in webull paper trade>do 0tde soxl puts>it's cooking>get filtered by the interface>sold it early just because idk what im looking athow can i practice if it gui isnt full retard proof?
>>62324673>And no it's not because of ''le AI bubble'' you gay bears, otherwise AMD who is barely into that crap wouldn't be dumping so hardBro are you actually retard? I’m genuinely concerned for your ability to care for yourself.
>>62324650it's amazing how people create these fantasies in their heads about how someone got their money over a screenlet me tell you something you won't hear on your favorite plebbit trannoid board, from personal experience because i come from the bottom too, nobody gives a fuck how you made your money.as soon as you start measurably outpacing normies around you, they will start despising you.normies will treat people like us and generational wealth havers the same, simply out of jealousy. they don't care about our sob stories, how hard we had to work, how long it took for us to make it, all they see is "oh big man in a fancy car eating fancy foods thinks hes better than us, probably got it from his daddy"dog eat dog, leave that plebbit mindset behind, they will eat you alive as soon as you pass them
>>62324235King dollar is up. Japan fucking shit up causing margin calls is my bet on today's action.
