Guy makes 11 million dollars from his jail cell when your poor af watching the bitcoin line go up and down. struggling at that job. not creating value. not figuring out stuff. not being something of value. just mindlessly watching the line go up and down.
>just steal 11 millions dollars bro
>>62324799Scofield did another prison break?
This guy deserves it honestly. What an absolute unit.
>>62324809it's so easy a guy in his jailcell did it
>>62324799fucking based why would i take a 10k reward that the govt wont even pay when this guy could teach me how to make millions
>>62324799Charles Schwab should just have banned current FCI inmates from access. That'll taught 'em.
How the fuck do you steal 11 million, and then buying yourself a fucking mansion and golden doubloons with that stolen money he wired himself? Isn't there safe guards set in place? This isn't like a shitcoin you just transfer to yourself, hell even some shitters have freezable assets set in place for this exact scenario.
>>62324864just sound white on the phone. have account holders info ready and their docs I assume
>>62324864Low-level criminals use Monero, but the real Gs prefer the good old U.S. Dollar
>>62324864honk
>>62324864thats the meme, he didn't.
>>62324799This was a romance scam. The lady just gave him access not realizing what he would do.
>>62324816Not only did he steal 11mil, he also escaped? How did he pull this off?
>>62325261nope he scammed a rich Hollywood producer
>>62324886Yep this. Sounding like a white gentleman can get you anything done in America. The real mystery is how he pulled that off since he's clearly very black.
>>62324799How did he transfer a mansion by plane to Atlanta though?
>>62324799What a brainletHe should’ve immediately left the country instead of staying in ATLANTA
>>62325415fraud is easy?
>>62325517Easier to get a senile grandma to trust you, yes.
>>62325868he was talking to the bank lol
>>62324799And he buys gold instead. Based.Shows you normies and criminals understand gold more. Don't need kyc and all that shit. Guy maybe knows he would get caught (or doesn't know enough about btc to be certain he wouldn't get caught) if it was btc.Crypto baggies in disbelief. There are no real use cases.
>>62324915No they don't. How the fuck is this guy gonna quickly buy monero... He has to kyc to buy it..Easier to buy the gold.
>>62324799If this is real, how do you reasonably get to another country and fast? I assume you want to get some of those millions transferred to peso or some other currency for the time being. I GUESS buying gold would be smart as a way to quickly sell something for fiat paper. Escaping prison is also hard but assuming you pull that off, you best hope you're in AZ or CA or TX where it's easy to escape into Mexico. Hmmmm I guess you could just find some dude willing to rent to you or let you be his roommate under the table and just pay him cash . Never leave your home and just instacart everything and become a turboneet for five years before risking going outside. Yeah that's your best bet. Or purchase some minivan and then just park it and live in it.
>>62324799Probably lurked /pmg/ from his prison cell.
>>62326257Yeah the gold was a smart move. Very smart. Stolen money ---> gold and then if you need fist quick, there's always a buyer in the gold market. In ANY country as well.
>guy stealsdidn't ask
>>62324799What the fuck is "aggravated identity theft"?Like, he was having a rage fit when he did it?
>>62326368He’s not a zoomer faggot. Only a zoomer faggot would think “wow he’s le smart for buying gold.” Not realize this would be standard operating procedure going back thousands of years.
>>62325469How's an escaped con gonna get on a plane. You need a passport at the very least
>>62326354I think a sailboat would be based, but they actually check your ID at a lot of ports eventually you will get checked and searched. Some guy who did fraud hiked the Appalachian trail for years before being caught (cash hostels, different shithole town every couple days, something to do)
>>62327028>private planeriddle me this
>>62324811Ha
>>62325415I wish I could find the story but another black guy tried this with impersonating a doctor to get prescription drugs and he got caught because he used "axe" instead of "ask" and the phone contact immediately notified the police a black guy was impersonating the white doctor
>>62326385It means there were aggravating factors (factors that make the crime even worse). In this case it's probably cos he also emotionally manipulated the woman into letting him access her accounts.
>>62325277Hey guard, how would you like to make a million $$$?
>>62324864It's literally fake news, they want you to think that their globohomo shitpaper has value and that you should be chasing it.
>>62324864This is basically exactly how Bruce Wayne went broke in Batman 3And, people called Nolan a fool
>>62324864Inside man
>>62327347You think they made up a fake story about a black man stealing money to convince us that money is worth stealing?
>>62324799Imagine all the pajeet nigger reading this 'dung that should have been me'Fuck I hate pajeet niggers so much.
>>62326354I assume any guy who spent time in jail knows people who traffick drugs, guns, people, etc. Pay them to get you on a boat going somewhere that doesn't play nice with your country's legal system. Maybe bring along a couple homeys as protection so the traffickers find it harder to murder you, bribe your way into a comfy life in some foreign land.
>>62327262no he pretended to impersonate the account holder while calling the bank
