GLOBAL WANTS ME TO FIRE EVERYONE IN MY DEPARTMENTARE THEY GOING TO FIRE ME TOOWHY CANT HR DO IT WHAT THE FUCK
Fuck these people have mortgages to pay and have been under me for 15 years for some. Why the fuck are they doing this to me?
>gives you one last humiliation ritual before destroying your livelihood nothin personell... wagie...
>>62326577lol work at a corpo every 2-3 months see people go. It’s nonstop here.
>>62326577>>62326586sorry man, im moving to semiconductors/hardware. yeah it's in-person and I have to relocate to fucking arizona, but holy shit they do not have the same stupid layoff bullshit as the gay WFH scam jobs have (more excuse to just offshore). I am at risk of cyclical hardship but people in semiconductors do indeed get laid off less, at the same time it's harder to get a job. but it's still better paid, and requires real engineering that cant just be done by claude code.im just gonna code for FOSS and keep it a hobby, holy shit this will never be a stable job ever again. if it's not india, they'lkl just hire coders for $40k in argentina. it's over.
>>62326577give them bonuses instead. what are they gonna do, fire you?
>>62326577>GLOBAL WANTS ME TO FIRE EVERYONE IN MY DEPARTMENT>ARE THEY GOING TO FIRE ME TOO>WHY CANT HR DO IT WHAT THE FUCKfire everyone. when they tried to fire you, scream really loud and say " FUCK YOU I FIRED MYSELF"
>>62326577If your bosses are indian and you are not then they are definitely planning on firing you too
>>62326676FUCK
>>62326577>>62326737Refuse. And if you must, just resign, it's over. They can find someone else to pull the trigger.
>>62326586>Mass email term them.>Leave a paper trail>Not your problem if they didn’t get the memo
Announce a special event, buy some pizzas and get everyone to attend, underneath the pizzas write a message that they will see after the pizzas is eaten that says they are all fired, this will give you time to leave the building before they get to it
>>62326617>real engineering can't just be done by Claude CodeMatter of time
>>62326577>>62326586I would personally love firing people if I was in that position...
Leave a cake in the break room, put “Congratulations on your future opportunities” on it, let them figure it out
Have a big meeting with everyone you're firing and tell them your entire department is getting eliminated. Tell them what's really going on
>>62326676>>62326737This.Straight up, don't fire anyone and if anything fire only the indians first.
>>62327713whats up with the influx of telegram trannies posting to my fucking board?
>>62328119Telegram? You shut your whore mouth you frog posting faggot, I was coming here when that twink moot still had mudkips on the front page.
>>62326577Quads and I’ll chop my cock off
>>62327736kill your brainless LLM niggerbaby
ofc they will fire youyou think they are going to leave a manager manage nothing?dont fire them, its not your role - tell them to ask HRstart uploading their database and their source code before IT put you on the risky user monitoring list because you appear as laid off in HR connectort. DevSecOps
>>62330936While that would be incredibly hilarious, OP will probably want to have another job lined up and not be black listed in the industry for doing that. There’s also ways to cause way-way more internal damage than just leaking source code for some gay ass app no one uses and will get patched out or rebuilt anyway.>t. architect
>>62326577If you're getting fired after you fire everybody, just don't fire anybody. What are they gonna do? Fire you?
>>62326577Give photos and home adresses of your bosses to the people you fire, "I tried I really tried"
>>62331054> blacklisted in the industryno such thing
>>62330002oof
>>62326577I hope you are happy with yourself. Just taking away peoples jobs. People who admired you will resent you.
>>62326577>>62326645Fire everyone, then after they all leave, fire yourself too, scorched earth, no survivors
>>62331104lollmaozozzle even
>>62331066they wont pay severance. when my coworkers got LAID off they had to train indians for 3 months as a condition of receiving severance.
>>62330002danger close
>>62330002Do it anyways for the meme lmfao
>>62326577checked, tell them who is demanding it from you and be honest about it.
