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Doomsis, how we answer?
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>>62327890
Let's compare the the planned SpaceX IPO market cap to American GDP please, and do the same for the Tesla IPO.
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Don't know that were I a fat arsehole with a neglected carco with no new models in the pipeline, one being held alive by tariffs and whose best customer is the collection of garbage that I'm currently trying to IPO, yeah, given all that, dunno if I'd be drawing too much attention to it's share price rn. Because it's heading for the shitter. As will inevitably his damp squib exploding rocketco. And that sooner than he thinks.
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he sacrificed his own daughter. what do you think he will do toyou?
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>>62327890
Does he mean that SpaceX will be worth $1.25 quadrillion?
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>>62327962
holy fuck that's his daughter?
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>>62327962
that's a man
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>>62327965
> is daughter?
yes if u look past the fact she has a cock
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>>62327964
If Sir would care to put down a Small Deposit of only a few millions to order SpaceX's new personal Roadster Rocket, for delivery, uh, 'soon'.. why, them quadrillions will be reached in no time. Just Trust Uncle Elon and keep your eye on the stars, and not 'wheres our fucking cars', why, you'll be rich af in no time.
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save us Elon
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>>62327969
>is not bug, is a feature
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>>62328000
Jesus Christ.
Elon Hair lifted off at the earliest possible opportunity.
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I genuinely don't know why people hate Elon so much, other than they just don't like his political takes because for the right-wingers he's "le evil anti-christ environmentalist" and for left-wingers he's "le evil nazi billionaire".

Dude sometimes has good takes, sometimes has bad takes, just like every other person I've ever met.
>"B-but he got a hair transplant!!!"
So? Some people care about their hair, some people don't. I personally hate hair and shave my head once a month and shave my face twice a week.
>"He did drugs!!! Reee!!!"
So? A lot of people experiment with different shit.
>"He didn't actually do anything!"
This is just an argument from ignorance. Just because you don't understand the role of a CEO doesn't mean they're not important.
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>>62327890
>isn't a smaller pic
Hello son, I'm disappoint.
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>>62328081
The unfettered envy and jealousy is just a symptom of the brownification of the board, this site, and the internet in general.
You're reading too much into it
>inb4
It doesn't matter what tone your skin is if you're infected with low trust cultural poison; its the same thing as being from the third world
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>>62328004
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>>62328081
The left loved him 15 years ago. He was saving the planet with his electric cars and his rockets were super cool. He even had a cameo in Iron Man 2 because everyone cled him IRL Tony Stark so it was funny to have a scene where Tony Stark was talking to IRL Tony Stark. The capeshit fnas loved it.

Then he started expressing some centrist or right leaning views and he became literally Hitler to the left and they pretend they always hated him.
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>>62327969
would anyways
looks like a pretty average young woman
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>>62328335
>Xavier Alexander Musk
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>>62328316
Same with Trump btw, he was constantly fawned upon in the media, beloved by democrats, appeared in rap lyrics, etc. until he decided to run with the Republicans; now he’s much worse than Hitler (at least Hitler was anti-Zionist) and always has been
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Whats the lockup period for SpaceX?
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>>62328361
He is the most corrupt president in US history. And that's only the stuff we know about openly. Hunter Biden and Burisma is small peanuts in comparison.
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>>62328277
Agree.

>>62328316
Pretty much.
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>>62328081
He's a serial scammer, and this fact has become more apparent over time. He constantly overpromises and underdelivers. He exploits peoples' Star Trek dreams to recruit talent and investors. The fact that his companies sell legitimate products does not erase the fact that he's also a scammer.

Additionally, Musk's support for Trump turned Trump haters into Musk haters.
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>>62327962
woah a very young skinnyfat man can pass as somewhat womanly by using makeup and strategically angled photos and filters
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>>62327888
That just means he's issued a gazillion more shares to dilute ipo suckers
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>>62328556
>Additionally, Musk's support for Trump turned Trump haters into Musk haters.
anon, they are a cult, and there is nothing a cult hates more than apostates
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>>62328081
he lives on twitter constantly giving bad takes about everything.
he's a degenerate
he signed off on turning his son into a "daughter" and then decided he would join team anti-tranny
he's a foreigner constantly waying in on U.S. politics
his businesses are mostly setup to live off government contracts/incentives
he's a scammer
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>>62327888
Elon can saves companies but not his whore son, lol
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>>62328361
lmao no he was always a joke
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>>62328090
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>>62333035

I’m fucken ded
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>>62328081
i hate him cause he butts his nose into European politics and encourages maga type shit which is slop. her should mind his own business. on the other hand he shut off start link to Russia which i didn't expect so idk
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>>62333444
This, so much this!!!!
#refugeeswelcome
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>>62333819
dog shit post, do better moron
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>>62327910
Should compare it to the world GDP considering its space.
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>>62327910
>compare the the planned SpaceX IPO market cap to American GDP please, and do the same for the Tesla IPO



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