sunday thread edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://HindiPoopMusic.comhttps://brokerchooser.comhttps://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62328569
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booba
My biggest flaw is that I'm an immediatist. I pretend I want to invest for the long term but always try to get rich in a big swing.Now that I understood this I have traced a plan where I'll be able to retire in 7 years. Just need to follow the plan and ignore everything else.
Can we add a link to the MMRI in the OP? thanks
>>62329843Care to elaborate? How do you manage risk in this strategy?
My QQQ stop loss is close to getting hitit closed at like 702 or some shitmy stop loss is at 699.98I hope like fuck I don't get shook out mondayI didn't just set this stop loss recently. I've had it awhile. That's my break even price.will I get wicked monday then it rockets back up?
>futures
Reply to me with this word:Sneed
>>62329862>699>a whileSo like a month ago?
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-026-10644-yhttps://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-026-10652-y
>>62329862>a while>2 weeks ago
>>62329843kek me too>tfw poor foreverMakes it worse looking at reddit and seeing the people with names like "nylawyer" who claim they invested 400k into the sneed and p late last year and are up 1.4 million dollars.here are so many times where I coulda 3xed in a month, then 2 months later swung into a 4x and WALLAH the basis for actually making it.Instead I've got the thought that I need a quarter million first before I can think about a million bucks.
>>62329848>How do you manage risk in this strategy?It's very simple. If the plan doesn't work out, he kills himself.I should probably sue him for copying my personal plan.
fat ol saggers>same as a bag of mozzarella cheese
>>62329848I'll have enough into premium income that even if the market goes through a 50% drawndown I can still generate enough income to live off. If it doesn't goes down by that much I'll have more income to reinvest into income generation which will create a buffer for me.Everything else is split into growth and value and is there so I can beat inflation since premium income caps upside.That's it.Any other risk will only be mitigated after I retire such as diversifying into international and buying gold to hedge against the dollar collapse and maybe bitcoin against the fiat death.>What if everything goes wrongThen I'll be wrong in my prediction and retire later. That will suck but beggars can't be choosers.>>62329892Stop trying to get the BIG GAINS and go for the small exponential growth of the compound effect. Think hard and clear about what strategy you want to follow and then stick to that no matter what happens.It's always obvious that something would 3x, 4x or 5x after it happens. Just ignore all that and follow whatever strategy you proposed to yourself.If you want to keep staying in the casino then just allocate a small part to play with and treat it as entertainment and not as an investment.
>>62329912>if the market goes through a 50% drawndownA lot of big enterprises that existed 50 years are not with us anymore. Your bags cab easily go to zero.
>>62329828>>62328743It could be 30 for tech anon, some stuff ouside tech only has to drop 10%. The s&p still needs to trim another 4% and SpaceX is going to things up the banks are exposed"Firm Commitment: The underwriter guarantees the sale of the offering by buying all shares from the company directly, then reselling them to the public. They absorb any financial loss if shares go unsold.""SpaceX's IPO is targeting an implied valuation of $1.77 trillion. The landmark public offering is planning to raise approximately $75 billion through the sale of 555.6 million shares at a fixed listing price of $135 per share."Lead / Joint Book-Running Managers:Goldman Sachs (Lead Left)Morgan StanleyBank of AmericaCitigroupJPMorgan ChaseSupporting & Syndicate Banks:Allen & Co.Banco SantanderBarclaysBTG Pactual (Brazil)Deutsche BankING Groep (Netherlands)MacquarieMizuhoNeedham & Co.Raymond JamesRoyal Bank of CanadaSociete GeneraleStifelUBSWells FargoWilliam BlairNote: Two additional syndicate banks remain undisclosed in public filings due to the size and complexity of the syndicate"30% of the total offering specifically for retail investors"And we are being told:https://seekingalpha.com/news/4601213-spacex-ipo-over-two-times-oversubscribedThat's any remaining liquidity GONE.It is going to be a brutal; few weeks.You may get a green day or two next week but the line goes down for at least two more weeks. This market has just begun to sell off. It's going to capitulate and you don;t want to be holding when that happens. Friday was just the begining.Note that spaceX has two remarkable features1)The financials in the PIO were stated as unaudited2)Two of the underwriters are hiddenIt's an absolute clusterfuck.This market could take two weeks to hit bottom or six months, given that the fed won't riase but hold this meeting and raise July and then probably another raise in December it may well ake the rest of the year. This is not a buy the dip moment
>>62329912>if the market goes through a 50% drawndownUnlikley, between 35% and 20% but concentrated into tech and suff wih high PEs and no or sub 1% dividends.
Should I sell everything Monday? Seems like we are about to crash for real. Now that migrants are being deported, they are defaulting on the billions of student loans, mortgages, and business loans.
>>62329928>migrants are being deportedlol>defaulting on the billions of student loans, mortgages, and business loanslmao
>>62329931why do you think thats not happening? Their bank accounts are already being frozen right now.
>>62329912>option premium will offset a 50% draw down, let alone a 10% drawdown, with losses that will be realized the next time a covered call is assignedBest of luck with your future choosing
>>62329917I'm buying income ETFs that replicate VOO so I'm not worried over that.>>62329922I know it's unlikely but it's income to live with so it's better to overshoot it so if I get fucked I can still get out ok.>>62329933Thanks
Gonna try for 10 shares of SpaceX, whats the worst that could happen i lose $500?
ermbros you think dram is gonna drop another 10% this week?
>>62329931That money is alread in India and it is never getting paid back. Defaulting on bills and debts is an Indian national pastime btw
>>62329945More
>>62329940Extreemely dumb but TBTF for the banks, one minute I'm being told it is oversubscribed the next I'm being told Jamie Diamond is rining people personally begging them to buy this shit. It will dump, sell as soon as you have them, the same second.
>>62329945I'm not going to help you with that you are already engaging with madness trading options
>he naively believes this dip will be bought on Mondayngmi
>>62329928Post screen shots when you do. Im adding to my faggot hands collection.
>>62329928You might get some green crabbing midweek but by hen you might have taken a hi anwa, I don't day trade, it is going down how it does that is the magic of the markets.
>>62329968Well if you are holding or buing into this market you won't have any hands at all. Freiday was just the start it will be barting and dropping for a while until all the tards are broke(you) then it capitulates. The ritual of passing overvalued bags to fools.
>>62329842>>62329833>>62329828Look at the strong jaw line, the adams apple, nose job, lip filler, hair implants, broad shoulders, Large muscular hands... That's a man.
>>62329973Post thesis and short positions since you are so confident.
>>62329920Next week will be unchanged to green.Taco's will be served.SpaceX will be magicked to do multiples.Why are you still applying rationale?
bobos really think market will crash when US is in the midst of a tech war w/ china>>62329985this anon is right, they changed the rules just so AI tech can get even more funding for the NASDAQ inclusion, you really think they'll let market crash and miss out on tax revenue money? logic doesnt matter anymoretrump would rather the USD become venezuela status than lose against china
$MRVL is pumpin' on Hyperliquid...
>>62329828>nose scrunchMakes me want to liquidate my nw so I can give it all to her. Very powerful effect on khhv's like me
>>62330012must purchase minors aaaaaa
>>62329828Looking at her makes me angry. Even if I hit 100 million Ill never get that.
>be frugal
The retarded AI companies are trying to sell you that their models are now self learning... at this point you should see the fugaze....https://x.com/AnthropicAI/status/2062568862479208923?s=20
>>62330032They've managed to lul at the old retards and the masses into a manic state... or at least trying to
>>62329843So fucking this, so fucking this. Its hard though.>>62330019Based
Este hilo está lleno de individuos que no podrían ni salir de una bolsa de papel si se cagaran dentro.El ticker EWPMotherland call
>>62330032Realmente eres un maricón sabio.: • )
>>62330032>>62330034excuse me,but...
Hitting the road Monaday morning and don't have a smartphone, so anything I do will have to be on autopilot. Buy a bunch of SOXS and hang a 10% trailing stop loss on it: yea or nay?
>>62330046you know what to do
>>62329992Woah wait a sec what's that Bobo gonna do with the donuts
>>62329940good summary because you never read the IPO filinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHD8BDFYyGI
>>62329992>>62330054I know it will you're a fool.
>>62329928Gigabobo here.This is not the big one.The war is essentially a nuthingburger at this point, as you can see via picrel, regardless of how much FUD Bloomberg posts.(For retards: This is Credit Default Swaps on the two regions most reliant on oil through the Humus Str8, default risk has returned to prewar levels despite clash news)>>62329992Crash comes when dems flip the other branches, and the SEC ends its current nu-policy of cutting prosecution recommendations by 90% for all except crypto scammers.Extreme accounting bullshitery is effectively state sanctioned rn.Wish I had that sheet Mr. Bobo schizo had posted in the past, with all the different search terms for quasi legal GAAP practices going through the roof since January.It'll be an Enron style crash, when it comes, but certainly after midterms.
>>62330060>listening to youtube bugmen
20th anniversary of Falador massacrefuck i'm old
>>62330064>midtermsIf there was ever polling showing Dems take both houses you can guarantee trump will issue a $10k stimmy check for real to every american
>>62330037Very hard. Reminds me of a saying I heard among investors "the buying is easy, the trouble is with the holding part"
>>62330052internet and personal computers?1999 epic market crash.The ultimate worth if the echnology is not what's in play here, the total market valuation including costco and wallmart is and it is way past value and it is correcting. It took intel and cisco 20 years to get back to their ATHs and CPUs and routers were great. The fact that they wree great still meant you got finanically fistfucked for 20 years if you held them at the top.
>>62329828Very pretty girl. Wish she was my gf and would touch my penor. But anyways, today is Saturday not Sunday you stupid fuck.
>>62330066>listening to elon.
>>62330064This is neat, I have the exact opposite opinion. 17% dip for Nov, than Im leveraging up (dip or not) after the midterms. Always intresting to see someone smart with the exact opposite view. Look forward to seeing who wins.
>>62330075I don't, and I'm not playing SpaceX at all.You however an ironically watch YouTube bugmen
>>62330076There should be two downlegs and you can't time them, could take until year end. You should nbe more focused on what the bottom looks like not when.
>>62330071The best accounts are inactive.That's why I just hold GRRR and shitpost here 24/7
>>62330078Fair enough. Go read the IPO filing and have a laugh. Enjoy the muktiple full page AI generated images of 'space and stuff'
>>62329882>LLMs>discoveries>muh novel hypotheseswhy the fuck do people still not understand how LLMs work? at least the Google people calls it what it is, an assistant... at mostalso, wtf is "FutureHouse"? some startup from San Francisco?
>>62330075This is an argument to listen to Elon. No other man could generate a trillion dollar 382 PE stock.You remind me of younger me. I was a midwit explaining to my friends how smaller crypto units wasn't as important as marketcap, and somebody smarter than me pointed out thats true but as long as the plebs think it is thats where the money is.I know its stupid as fuck but if the cults keep printing why fight it.
>>62329992The US can't stop the market from crashing. Investors are already pulling out of the market. Look at how quantum popped off when Trump announced that the gubmint would be investing in it. Then look how hard it tanked yesterday.Chang won. They have already been building robots and unleashing them upon small children for testing porpoises. You're going to get roundhouse kicked in the dick by midget-sized terminator.
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1181412/000162828026036936/spaceexplorationtechnologi.htm"During the years ended December 31, 2025 and 2024, the Company purchased $506 million and $191 million of Megapack products, respectively, from Tesla, Inc. (“Tesla”) recorded in Property, plant, and equipment, net in the consolidated balance sheets. The Company also obtained $131 million of Cybertrucks at manufacturer’s suggested retail price from Tesla recorded in Property, plant, and equipment, net in the consolidated balance sheets during the year ended December 31, 2025. ""During the years ended December 31, 2025 and 2024, the Company purchased $506 million and $191 million of Megapack products, respectively, from Tesla, Inc. (“Tesla”) recorded in Property, plant, and equipment, net in the consolidated balance sheets. The Company also obtained $131 million of Cybertrucks at manufacturer’s suggested retail price from Tesla recorded in Property, plant, and equipment, net in the consolidated balance sheets during the year ended December 31, 2025. "
>>62330076I don't really see why it should go down now.War isn't over so all the pumping must continue.Friday was just gamma dragging when a few players all decided to crowd into massive amounts of SPY 740 PUTs right when we were close to a flip and gravity taking its course.
>>62330086>Chang wonlmao
>>62330087how the fuck is this shit legal
who /ballbustingbobos/ next week?
>>62330082Its crazy to me. The whole thing is good enough to be a tool for people to use to potentially learn new things or get them to create things they otherwise wouldn't have the capacity to do. But instead the entire thing is being sold as AGI sci-fi tech that is about to do all work for all humans LMFAO
>>62330079That is my plan, I'll slowly move 25% of my stack into 3x at 10%, 15%, 20%, and 30%. Keep 5 years spending and a 400k emergency pile in case we 2001.That said if we don't dip I'll probably go straight SSO in Nov. Im long term bullish and the usual midterm bump has me extra so.
>>62329843Just invest 600 dollars per month for 40 years and you'll be a millionaire at 65.
>>62330093Sick, can you link me where he said that?https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump
>>62330040I can guarantee you gobble more cock than anyone else in this thread
>>62330092No discount full retail. https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1181412/000162828026036936/spaceexplorationtechnologi.htm"•Manufacturing capabilities on the Moon and Mars. We plan to build manufacturing infrastructure on the Moon and Mars that utilizes local resources to produce fuel, construction materials, and other essential resources, reducing dependence on Earth resupply and enabling sustainable long-term presence.•Asteroid mining. We plan to pursue asteroid mining operations to extract metals and other critical resources from near-Earth and main-belt asteroids, providing abundant raw materials for space-based industries and reducing the need to launch mass from Earth."Yeah.
>>62330027Have you ever interacted with women? They won't make you happy. Even if you do land someone who looks like her, you'll realize that she comes with an impossible set of expectations. You'll be struggling to just survive at work while she makes more and more demands of you and manipulates you emotionally. The more attractive she is, the more likely she is to fuck with you because nobody has ever told her "no."You don't need $100 million to land a good woman. However, you're more like to obtain $100 million than to find a woman who won't completely ruin you.
There's one rule of the market. Well two.The people screamng crash or bubble get left behind. The bobos that put their money where their mouth is get liquidated.
@boboThe recovery starts on Monday. Stocks only go up
>>62330092"On January 13, 2026, our board approved the grant of 1 billion performance-based restricted shares of Class B common stock to Mr. Musk. The restricted shares vest upon (i) our achievement of specified market capitalization milestones across 15 equal tranches and (ii) the Company’s establishment of a permanent human colony on Mars with at least one million inhabitants, in each case, subject to Mr. Musk’s continued employment with us through the date on which achievement is certified by our board. "Just a scamhttps://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1181412/000162828026036936/spaceexplorationtechnologi.htm
>>62330100This is all very cool and I also want to ship materials from space to the earth and from the earth to space but the issue is that those metals already exist here you can get them in greenland and Australia and canada and shit.There needs to be a real reason to go to space, mining is not a real reason.
>>62330089Shit IPOs are historically a top signal, Oil and Helium fuckery, new Trump tarrifs, Nafta up for renewal, very expensive PEs, inflation pressure, rate increase pressure, AI profitability pressure, and the fact 6/6 midterms dipped.Thats not even taking into account black swans like Hanta virus or Canadian CIA saying Canada alone thinks Iran has 700 spys waiting to be activated.Im not a bear, I still own a shit ton of SSO and Im only expecting a quick 20% at best with 51% confidence. I really do see a path to a 20% dip.Ive been a gay bear 3 times in 9 years, Im batting 1/3 though so I know in the end who the fuck knows.
llms are just the foundation. they'll be interfaced with neuromorphic and quantum computers and do things that are even more amazing and unbelievable. and that's just what we can see on the horizon.
>>62330104>The bobos that put their money where their mouth is get liquidated.I'm up since liduidating all assets through may including stoks and gold and moving to money market funds. What's happening to you now is darwinian necessity. You are a tumor in the system and your stupid is causing ineffeciency. Your poverty is for the good of us all..Thank you for your sacrifice.
>>62329828>futures
>>62330111Read the IPO document. No share have noting rights other tha n those held by musk, it's basically a scam company roling up his loss making AI business and it is a financial disaster.
>>62330117Based
>>62330075>listening to elonsry are you trying to imply something retarded?>p/e matterslollmao!
>>62330117Why would an Israeli company like Intel have a chinese ceo? Bearish
>>62330027They are a pain in the ass.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SjGf9FNzb0
>>62330118Tell me when you're ready to go long so I have a sell signal
>>62330127>>p/e matters>lol>lmao!(you)
>>62329912lolI'm just going to keep swing trading SOXL until it either makes me rich or destroys me, while working two jobberinos.Recently driving by a highschool made me realize I'm not a teen or a college freshman anymore, just a "returning student" doing online and evening classes to fill time. I don't feel happy from acquiring material stuff. Finishing my yugioh collection would be cool but I don't get the same euphoria I did a few years ago pulling out my old stuff and adding the new stuff in. I don't want it that bad anymore. I don't get pleasure or joy and will never have teen love. Talking to a 30yo chick who was hot at 18 but now fat and wants to settle down and how it's 'normal' for womento basically scam men like thsi made me realize how I'm not going to get literally anything I wanted 5 years ago when doombull covidvesting.Win or die, though I probably already lost by not going all in on the dip last september.
>>62330132You won't have any money. It is what it is.
>>62329992>bobos really think market will crash when US is in the midst of a tech war w/ china'bobos' on here are either mindbroken or newfags. Posting SCAWY news and pushing the market down to make their shorts is the bread and butter of hedge funds. There's no meaningful reason why the market should crash because HEADLINES.
>>62330123back in the 2000's me and some friends piled into a car and drove to stanford to hear ray kurzweill speak about the singularity. was an exciting time. been a believer since then.
>>62330138>Finishing my yugioh collectionYou're actually retarded. I see.
>>62330142
>>62330136lol okay retard, go short it. post your loss porn.
>>62330142>There's no meaningful reason why the market should crash because HEADLINES.No it's crashing because is approaching he point where it's future retruns are less than a bond and with massive risk.
I’m still dcaing a nigger amount into bitcoin every week and it feels more and more retarded all the time. I’m honestly considering stopping but feel like it’s the worst possible time to stop.
>Yesterdays
>>62330148Of ourse you will short, trade options, being retarded, trade on margin because you are stupid and poor. That's obvious.
>movie night
>>62330138>I'm just going to keep swing trading SOXL until it either makes me rich or destroys me,exactly the type of hysterical all or nothing mentality that will cause you to fuck things up whether you hit a home run or not
>>62330155>ESL detectedRead it again, you retard.
Markets are going to pump so hard on monday it will be disgusting.
Buttfucker thread. SpaceX has you cucks buck broken. Just ignore it. Tesla has already been polluting the indexes for years.
>>62330172This. We're going to get an imminent peace deal w/ Iran, and US government purchase of AI stocks this Sunday night.
>>62330177And Ukraine will declare victory soon. This is not priced in.
>>62330172hope so
>oil tanking>stocks tanking>bonds tanking>crapto tanking
> futures
>>62330187but are the tanks tanking?
>>62330172>t. being this delusionalThey dumped for a reason buddy. Get ready for your bags to get a little heavier.
>>62330201yet when they pump on monday you'll be the first to say "there's no reason for this!"
>>62330172calling for red or yellow.
Have to wait to see >futures tomorrow
>>62329992are we gonna gloss over the fact that a bobo plush exists? where do i buy this.
>>62330172
DUDE...
>>62330199>tanksOf natural gas also tanking!
>>62330151Good luck
Oops...
>>62330177>we need US gov to bailout retards so that the markets can pump
Nobody wants to work anymore.They don't even want to work for free or for a hot pocket. The Janitor applications are still open.
so spacex just filed at a fixed $135 a share, 555 million shares, $75B raised which is the biggest ipo in history bigger than aramco. but heres the part nobody talking about… they didnt even give a price range. usually you get like $120-140 and the bankers "build a book." they skipped that entirely which basically means the whole thing was already spoken for by sovereign funds (qatar abu dhabi norway etc) before retail even heard about it and get this the allocation meetings happened in MAY… which might be why tech got absolutely smoked last week. PMs dont sell winners to fund an ipo they sell their 2nd best ideas. so the nasdaq dump might literally be ppl raising cash for this.
>>62330214>97.39% accuratewill it hit, though?
Do we know how many SPCX shares insiders own and could sell on IPO day? I was just consulting an expert (me) and realized it's pretty much impossible for it to go down on IPO day except for insiders unloading their bags.
>>62330172Imagine being this delusional.
>>62330284>these are the type of people who post on this board Bleak
>>62330172Nah but they probably won't rip down like friday
>>62330172Monday is a coin flipAnd that coin flip will determine the rest of the week.
>>62330299Full pic
>>62330284only 4.2% of the float will be traded for 14 days until they get admitted to the nasdaq 100, its going to be an orchestrated short squeeze right off the bat
>>62329862I never set a stop loss that failed to fire eventually. I am convinced they are some kind of sucker trap set by the brokerage firms. The minute you feel like you need to set a stop to protect gains is the same minute you should be just closing your position out. Learned that the hard way many times. That thing in your gut that says "this is going too well, I should hedge" is the thing telling you to sell.
I know this is a retard question to ask here and I'm gonna get dunked on or ignored, but i just opened up a new investment account through my tfsa. If you were me and were also not trying to self sabotage, what would you buy?
>>62330312Ok that's still a significant amount. I would imagine there are many paper millionaires working at SPCX
>>62330316All in Marvell
>>62330316All in GRRR like me
Is it time to holdem or foldem as far as semis and memory go? Say I want to hold at least a month, will it go back to where it was before Monday? Only 100% guaranteed answers please.
>>62330316All in MU until 2000
>>62330353memory is literally priced to perfection right now, AVGO posted record breaking profits this quarter, increase EPS, revenue, everything green as fuck but when they forecasted lower than expected growth their stock tanked, along with every single other stock in the memory sector
>>62330353The memory bull case has not changed at all. Do what you will with that info
With all this talk of increasing market volatility, what does this mean for letfs?The increased whiplashing would wreck the value of letfs because they're best when everything is lopsided to going UP not updownupdownupdown and chopchopchopping away.
>>62330381The trick is shorting inverse LETFs
>>62330367Ya but.. but... stonks very often tank on good earnings then almost always climb higher
>>62330143So fucking jealous. That would have been awesome.
>>62330158doesn't matter I'd rather live lumfag's swinging dream and lose it all than never have itPlus this general being like 60% bears at all times has me convinced we're going higher since /smg/ is wrong about everything.
will be redeeming a frozen pizza investment tonight
>>62330316
>Intel stock is at $100I knew I had to buy this shit when it was $20... and then it went to $30 when the US govt. bought shares.I really need to learn to trust my gut sometimes, esp. when it comes to tech.
I was kicking myself for not buying into IBM stock with my employee discount.Now I feel a bit better. Jeeeezus fucking Christ this is a nasty story if its all as the article says.
>>62330495ESOP is a pain in the ass for taxes
>>62330470How's your weight doing?
Nigger
>>62330526It's been stable around 170 for a couple years
>>62330314Fuck ya. I can't wait until I actually start listening to that git feeling.
>>62330177>>62330172It gets better:>Trump announces 100% adquistion of Strategy. The US now owns 1,000,000+ BTC for the Strategic Reserve>Saylor becomes the world's first quadrillonaire
>>62330461it was pretty cool. i was 15 or 16 and didn't even ask my parents, we decided to go the very afternoon after smoking a bunch of weed. we were the youngest people there. and now that i think of it it might not have been ray, i asked ai who was talking at that and that was the first name it spit out, i don't actually remember who we saw, it was the first singularity summit though and we watched a couple lectures.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw3p8oa390Y
>>62330532What the fuck? What are you like 5'5"? I'm 6'2" and a healthy BMI is like 195 or something.
>>62330536Why aren't you using disparity index like a normal person?
>>62330536stop trying to get me to buy before octobers mumu
>>62330538Huh? Are you retarded?
>>62330550>I'm 5'11"
>>62330554Did I talk to you? No? Then fuck off
>>62330563You just have no clue what you're talking about if you think 170lb at 5'5" is equal to a healthy BMI. Why are you so dumb?
>>62330568Because I don't give a shit and I base all of what I say on a hip shot. Same question though, was I talking to you? If not then fuck off you stupid fucking nigger
>>62330572Retards don't get to tell me what to do. lmao
>>62330577This one did, and if you're too stupid to take even the basic Council that a retard can provide what does that say about you?
>>62330462C'mon you know the phrase. Even a broke smigger is right twice in their life.
>>62330526177 at 6'4, down 8 lbs from december but i mean to gain it back. Janny throws a fit whenever i post body because he looks like a human pudding snack
>>62329828He's right you know.
>>62330599Bulk up string bean, and don't go in on Monday shit is going to be crabbing down
>>62330599lmao
>>62330604Green line go up.
>>62330604AI hype is going to seem to insane in hindsight when everyone comes to term with the fact that its basically just a secretary who can also cobble together some basic code.
>>62330604Imagine being so pathetic that you are in a cope shack of a subreddit
>>62330599hello mr schizo skeleton
>>62330470>will be redeeming a frozen pizza investment tonightwhat flavor
Movie night starting soon
This 2026 edition of the Hormuz Speedboat Grand Prix is really good, they've outdone themselves. Way better than the 2025 and 2024 editions.
>faggot tranny jannie banned me for an off topic post>jeet shit, porn shit, off topic threads all over the catalogYou’re about to clean it up you fucken faggot. Here’s your one and only warning.
heres scarey beary post woooo
The nothingburger seething about SpaceX convinced me to buy
I'm gonna buy (and hold) spacex
>>62329828>Monday markets>https://youtu.be/8CwS83JVdqg?si=gkV_tTIrVWJJWeri
>>62330121LUMBERWY, WFG, BCC
>>62330087bottom signal
Buy Monday for the gigapump on Tuesday.It'll be down by the end of the week though.Cap this
guess there was another senseless public shooting or something whatever LOL
>>62330599/fit/ here, I'm sorry for your gyno. They do offer surgery for that though.
>>62330681>Heffernan said it appeared that at least two people fired weapons and they were “probably shooting at each other.”
>>62330316Why dont you just buy 10 random things
>>62330630whoa bro this is a blue board
>>62330251I would hate being a janny and having to talk to even more indian coworkers.
>>62330683You dont post on fit otherwise you would recognize me
>turning 30 soon>260k I’m a failure and a loser.
>>62330697I went to snap city a while back and quit 4chan around the same time. I realized I had all the exercise advice I needed. No need to go back.
>/biz/ is brokencool fuck this board I'm out
>>62330713>29>250kI mog
>>62330604An LLM wrote this
>>62330599>>62330697also this the type of bum giving smiggers investment advicefigures
>>62330599Get a haircut faggot. WAGMI
>>62330738?down 100k in the last month btw
>>62330738Weekend /smg/ brings out all the degenerates. Yesterday we had the titty autist, now we have a homosexual
someone PLEASE make a remark about my dick i am waiting...
>>62330769ok post it and I'll review it
>>62330697trim your beard you fucking weirdo
>>62330772i will in a few weeks when i hit the road, i was only joking.
>>62330765Its going to get a lot worse once the kikes are free from shabbat.
>>62330316and as you can see, you do not ask these clowns for advice ever. that is the worst thing you can do. you give advice and whatever makes them the angriest is your best route.
>>62330316If you want safe then buy VOO and forget
>>62330755Semis top
MY GODI SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMINGTURNED AWAY KEPT RUNNINGI SHOULD HAVE SEENTHE WARNING SIGNShttps://youtu.be/11IQAN1E0Ok
SpaceX IPO will be the end of this bull run
Every fuckin' weekend the same shit. It doesn't matter if Friday closed at record highs or huge lows, every weekend the same 3 bears spamming about how the end is nigh. Paragraphs of "analysis", balding youtubers fud, chink propaganda, /pig/ faggotry, but you barely even see them post their shorts.Then, come Monday, all of them are magically gone.
>>62330853no, spacex and other raises are turning huge lumps of unproductive capital into highly productive capital. it's rocket fuel for the bull run. you'll know it's over when ai weed delivery companies come to market
>>62330735Of course you do. I said I’m a loser. I had 318k on Monday but fate took it from me. Doesn’t matter it’s all lame. 2.5 million or nothing
How much SpaceX yall getting? Trying to get at least 1000 shares
>>62330588/smg/ is only right about a downtrend after the market has already bottomed.
>>62330638I don't understand what they're even supposed to have in common though
What ai model let's me be racist? It's so annoying having to play word games with Google and Twitter to make it have images of people throwing romans or black people eating kfc etc Any non cucked ai companies? Those are the ones worth investing into.
>>62330316>TFSABuy (or consider buying)XIU ZFL SPY (or VFV/VOO) GLD QQQ FXI ETHA IBIT(last two are risk on)Open a FHSA, as well. You'll want to buy a home eventually, and the tax deductions are great.
Im trapped in baggie hell
>>62330896Too volatile for me.
>>62330935>typical META baggie profileMark Zuckerberg is a financial terrorist
>>62330945Even worse. I bought ulty like a fucking retardThe recovery was from tqqq
>>62330948>he yieldmaxxxed
do any of you actually give investment advice to get rich or do you all just throw it in boomer stocks and spend 20 years waiting to make it
>>62330976we dont beat the market sir
>>62330976That IS investment advice for getting rich.
>>62330976
>you are now realizing why Peter Thiel fled to Argentina
>>62330984investment advice for getting rich would be spamming this board how nigg altman was pre-hoarding memory production and to go all in on memory stocks before 2026 instead of being a pussy faggot and sitting on VOO for your entire life
>>62330992Clearly he wants to be there when they win their 4th world cup
>>62330976the ones who pretend they're worried about you all the time are not the ones to listen to. they're worried you'll be right and make them feel bad. they're also the ones filled with the most hate and resentment. take babe for example. the people giving the best advice are the ones who are a little goofy, take ai dashcam anon for example.
Does anyone think Friday was the bubble pop?>>62330353See picrel, idk if it's true or not, there's a >>>/g/ thread about it>>62330997I definitely read something around early to mid 2025 either here or on /g/ about HBF from sandisk and sk hynix and how it would be what would be needed after memory. I think it was here, but annoyingly I can't find the post now. I invested based off of that but I sold way too soon fml.
>>62331006consolidation, memory stocks are going higher, the run wont be over until decently after the ipo's launch in q4
>>62330997There are probably a handful of people in this general that are actually qualified to trade in the short term. But most people here aren't poring over SEC filings and other documentation, and don't have the first clue what they're talking about. They trade based on vibes.Day-trading equities and gambling rent money on shitcoins is speculation for ghetto trash. Making smart investments for retirement is for the upper-middle class and above.
>>62331013>Making smart investmentsboomer meta in 2026??? (SECRETLY UNDERATED STRAT)
>>62331013lol chill babe. i've told you over and over that you should listen to your heart, that's the seat of desire, the compass that points you towards the things you want.
Not much talk about how Trump extended his 10% tariffs and even bumped some up to 12.5% for certain nations, the US is also investigating dozens of other countries to levy additional tariffs to stack on the 10%-12.5% so the tariff rate will go back to what they were before the US Supreme Court struck them down
>>62331013>But most people here aren't poring over SEC filings and other documentation, and don't have the first clue what they're talking about. They trade based on vibes.this is why the biggest retard in the class is doing better than most traders>durr da sam jewman buying da memory for da robot computer that talks, i better buy it too!if you need to write fucking essay to explain why to invest in something you dont actually know what youre doing
Henlo, how do I short lego companies
it's your heart that wants more. your mind is trying to keep you safe. do NOT listen to it unless you're in traffic or something.
newbro here, I have 80k in mu calls, how do I hedge against the downside
>>62331041Don't you know anon Options are hedging tools The more you have the more hedged you are80k in calls is like super hedged your chilling
>>62331026Yup, it's all fake and gay
>>62331041sell back some of the calls, write against the calls, or buy mu puts.
>>62331044>>62331047deleverage or puts hmmmmmmmm
>>62331041buy buying 80k in putsbut you already lost your moneyso don't buy calls or options next timejust spend like 10% a year on options
>>62331013and babe, my heart is fried right now, all out of love, but i still think about you a lot, and i think when it gets better it could feel for you again, in fact i know it could. i want to see you in europe this summer
>>62331006my gut feeling says yeswhich means no
>>62330935Looks like a cup and the handle is forming
>>62331063thats like the worst advice on the side of fortune telling
>>62330537He was the guy at the time so its likely.
>>62330976I usually try to day-trade 0dte or 1dte options with basically all of my cash. It’s a great way to be up 30% in 15 minutes and then at a 20% loss in the blink of an eye lol. Had I just followed my trading rule of cashing out after reaching 25% up I would have doubled my money this week, instead I’m down biggly because I thought the funny little numbers would go back up if I looked at them long enough
