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Anonymous (ID: 9GbeHpr8) Archived

06/06/26(Sat)22:23:47 No.62330511

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Anonymous (ID: 9GbeHpr8) 06/06/26(Sat)22:23:47 No.62330511 Archived

This shit's gonna crash and burn so hard, bring your popcorn

Anonymous (ID: SZyic283)
06/06/26(Sat)22:34:26 No.62330544

Anonymous (ID: SZyic283) 06/06/26(Sat)22:34:26 No.62330544

>>62330511
Agree, check it's margins

Anonymous (ID: /a1KOuKp)
06/07/26(Sun)00:20:16 No.62330835

Anonymous (ID: /a1KOuKp) 06/07/26(Sun)00:20:16 No.62330835

>>62330511
Lmao
Elon literally called Jamie Dimon and asked for the price target to be changed or he wouldn't be running the book on SpaceX.

Anonymous (ID: wKviIAHL)
06/07/26(Sun)00:26:39 No.62330847

Anonymous (ID: wKviIAHL) 06/07/26(Sun)00:26:39 No.62330847

this is bullish you stupid fucking nigger, they're recognizing that spacex is gonna absorb tesla so they need more cash to rotate into spacex and sell off some tesla. tesla fair value is like $6T and spacex is like $40T and that's conservative. fuck poor people. musk is christ.

Anonymous (ID: 88OFZfsk)
06/07/26(Sun)00:30:43 No.62330864

Anonymous (ID: 88OFZfsk) 06/07/26(Sun)00:30:43 No.62330864

>>62330835
>>62330511
Or consider this: the previous analyst was a democrat with extreme TDS and anti-Elon sentiments and was cooking his own forecast out of spite.

Anonymous (ID: /a1KOuKp)
06/07/26(Sun)00:33:07 No.62330874

Anonymous (ID: /a1KOuKp) 06/07/26(Sun)00:33:07 No.62330874

>>62330864
Since 2020? Exactly when Tesla's price decoupled from fundamentals?
And he left just now, when JPM stands to make a small fortune running SpaceX's books?
That's weird.

Anonymous (ID: jmM9Agyi)
06/07/26(Sun)00:36:42 No.62330885

Anonymous (ID: jmM9Agyi) 06/07/26(Sun)00:36:42 No.62330885

tesla is the ethereum of the stock market

total shitcoin price action and absolute shit fundamentals

only retards buy tesla and ethereum

Anonymous (ID: o/6w4lX/)
06/07/26(Sun)00:53:16 No.62330923

Anonymous (ID: o/6w4lX/) 06/07/26(Sun)00:53:16 No.62330923

>>62330885
>only retards buy tesla
This! I am still waiting for sub 1500...

Anonymous (ID: 6/Dnkhir)
06/07/26(Sun)01:01:27 No.62330951

Anonymous (ID: 6/Dnkhir) 06/07/26(Sun)01:01:27 No.62330951

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Anonymous (ID: +KygYV5Y)
06/07/26(Sun)02:25:45 No.62331088

Anonymous (ID: +KygYV5Y) 06/07/26(Sun)02:25:45 No.62331088

>>62330864
lmfao
> could it be comically obvious corruption by one of the worlds richest men?
> UHHH NO ITS THE DEMOCRATS N SHIT
it's crazy that this might not be a bot but an actual breathing human retard

Anonymous (ID: 9GbeHpr8)
06/07/26(Sun)02:38:05 No.62331127

Anonymous (ID: 9GbeHpr8) 06/07/26(Sun)02:38:05 No.62331127

>>62330864
Take your fucking meds

Anonymous (ID: MfTTNLoL)
06/07/26(Sun)18:15:50 No.62333437

Anonymous (ID: MfTTNLoL) 06/07/26(Sun)18:15:50 No.62333437

>>62330864
tard

Anonymous (ID: bpbxDADf)
06/08/26(Mon)01:18:10 No.62334716

Anonymous (ID: bpbxDADf) 06/08/26(Mon)01:18:10 No.62334716

>>62330511
BUMP

Anonymous (ID: n8jqaeGS)
06/08/26(Mon)09:02:41 No.62335747

Anonymous (ID: n8jqaeGS) 06/08/26(Mon)09:02:41 No.62335747

>noooo the analyst who was bearish and cost investors billions in opportunity cost was the sensible one
>because the screens I'm addicted to all say ELON BAD MAN

ngmi

Anonymous (ID: JSOVAng8)
06/08/26(Mon)09:05:25 No.62335759

Anonymous (ID: JSOVAng8) 06/08/26(Mon)09:05:25 No.62335759

so do we know who the previous analyst was, and can we find their social media? is the previous analyst on bluesky?

Anonymous (ID: HVDUVEsb)
06/08/26(Mon)09:17:06 No.62335814

Anonymous (ID: HVDUVEsb) 06/08/26(Mon)09:17:06 No.62335814

>>62330864
Trvthnvke

Anonymous (ID: PVOJLd1C)
06/08/26(Mon)10:27:32 No.62336138

Anonymous (ID: PVOJLd1C) 06/08/26(Mon)10:27:32 No.62336138

>>62330511
Consider that maybe, just maybe, the professional elite analyst working for JP Morgan knows more than you?

They have replaced an old senile dinosaur with a young buck who understands modern industries.

Anonymous (ID: wSV7nyH0)
06/08/26(Mon)10:33:47 No.62336163

Anonymous (ID: wSV7nyH0) 06/08/26(Mon)10:33:47 No.62336163

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>>62330864
>(((democrat)))
You can name the jew here. Its 4chan.

Anonymous (ID: KSbiF/fS)
06/08/26(Mon)14:14:59 No.62337201

Anonymous (ID: KSbiF/fS) 06/08/26(Mon)14:14:59 No.62337201

>>62330864
Musk turned publicly Republican around 2022

Anonymous (ID: KSbiF/fS)
06/08/26(Mon)14:19:31 No.62337225

Anonymous (ID: KSbiF/fS) 06/08/26(Mon)14:19:31 No.62337225

>>62336138
I'm sure the analyst knows what's good for his career when there is a conflict of interest

Anonymous (ID: Cre74PUe)
06/08/26(Mon)14:26:17 No.62337253

Anonymous (ID: Cre74PUe) 06/08/26(Mon)14:26:17 No.62337253

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>>62330835
Chase is literally weaponizing stocks TSLA and SpaceX IPO to build a case against the Clarity Act. Dimon has become the Vince McMahon of the banking industry

Anonymous (ID: w9ssfHN3)
06/08/26(Mon)15:38:16 No.62337627

Anonymous (ID: w9ssfHN3) 06/08/26(Mon)15:38:16 No.62337627

>>62330847
MUSK is a BITCH and you are too!

Anonymous (ID: +RH0Swx7)
06/08/26(Mon)16:14:42 No.62337834

Anonymous (ID: +RH0Swx7) 06/08/26(Mon)16:14:42 No.62337834

>>62330864
Migger moment.