germanic edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://HindiPoopMusic.comhttps://brokerchooser.comhttps://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>Previous>>62329828
kys muttGermany and Europe are doing great, unlike you we don't have to pay an arm and a leg to see a doctor
Rape all europoors
russia won europe lost trannies
kospi openning soon
>>62331436>expecting Germany to still have a growing manufacturing sectorIt's not the 1890's industrial revolution anymore, anon.Like all first-world economies, Germany is expanding services sector and government bureaucracy. Delivery services, Uber and all levels of government are employing more people. Manufacturing, hard work and anything that pollutes the environment is being outsourced to Asia. Giving birth is being outsourced to the Middle East and Africa.
what stocks to buy to get rich fastly
>>62331436larry did this
how does a sausage muffin Mcmeal sounds this morning or whats for breakfast
Is the market really pricing in a rate hike?
>>62331447
>The White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties.yeah that's not an error, they'll actually need at least as much after we go down -60%, LMAO
>>62331466buy MU 4 months ago, sell now
>>62331472the market is crashing because it's overbought and the RSI is too high and AI makes no money. Hardware like micron is cyclical and will -70% soon. Bulls about to get heemed.
>>62331475maybe expecting a bunch of indians
Permabull bros. We have a new fed chair. Remember what we must doSHIT OURSELVESJUST POO AND PEE EVERYWHEREFORCE HIM TO CHANGE OUR NAPPYThe poopoo started flowing on Friday. Let's keep it going until he CLEANS. IT. UP.On the count of 3123....SHITTTTTTT
Do Europeans not realize that the only way for them to grow is with deregulation?
>>62331488KMB bro loves this idea
kek there's a spam filter for gabagoool
bearish
reddit is extremely bearish. How to profit from this?
>>62331500>How to profit from this?Facilitate the forming of a daily masturbation gathering, then sell vitamin water at a high markup under the guise of replenishment.You could also start requiring an entry or membership fee if the gathering becomes popular enough.
Me? Yeah, I'm buying crypto.
Me? Yeah, I'm jacking off.
HEYThat one cunt in the last thread posting his puts- he stole that pic from the redditors.
>>62331510Good idea, I'll put another 400€ into BTC.
Anyone else get their full 1 (one) single btc yet?Feels hodl time
>>62331470I’ll be ordering Starbucks as usual. I’ll be using ubereats as usual. I’ll order them to leave my food by the door (contactless) as usual. I wait for the driver to take his fuckin picture and fuck off so I can slowly open the iron gates and quickly snatch my nourishment before anyone gazes upon my entry.
>>62331470you cant go wrong with yogurt with granola + some strawberries
Yknow its funny. I really dont need money since im on autismbux and I should be outside doing stuff rather than trying to add more digits to my computer screenShiet I should go volunteer in Africa or something, live a little yknow
We're going to be fucking retard green in 12 hours gentlesmigs.Jensen Huang is unveiling some BS in S Korea tomorrow, the leveraged Koreans are going to ape back into KOPSI tongight.Sure am glad I slurped Friday before close when everyone was suicide posting.I slurped MU and RDDT, what did you slurp smiggers?
>>62331539Based life liver.You can increase the digits from anywhere. I've been growing the number on the screen outside the home country for more than a year.You can go to Thailand too. Enjoy some ladyboys.
>>62331541kospi unironically
>>62331544Based, the SK Hynix double digit recovery will create a lot of FOMO here, it is a very obvious slurp in hindsight.
>>62331541i slurped some INTC when it dumped below 100, hoping it touches 200, lots of shill convinced me
>>62331503Anons be eicked smart here
>>62331541AVGO, EUROPEAN SEMICONDUCTORS AND META.Have less than 5% cash lol, but yeah, that NVDA announcement looking bullish.
>>62331542>>You can increase the digits from anywhere.Thats true. Guess I just need to find some quality portable version of my desktop setupYou can keep the ladyboys for yourself though.
>>62331441 WTF are you talking about? A kind of suicidal delusion has taken us over in the EU. This petty jealousy of the US (what’s to be jealous of another flawed model) and this continual animosity reemerging of old hatreds and a kind of harking for old European colonial supremacy over the likes of Africa and Eurasia. It amusing given we are getting our arse handed to us by the Chinese and others.
>>62331467Why so antisemite?What Germany needs is another million turks to devaluate labour, more socially responsible clean diesel, more GDPR protection from evil cookies and plastic caps, and to close down more nuclear power plants so we can import more green Russian gas.
Are these analyst target prices worth anything?
> futures
>>62331556>implying germans are not just forever politically incompetent
>>62331492You have to understand how broken EU elites are. They are bipolar. One the one hand. Save the planet eat ze bugs. Destroy the planet war with nuclear powers.
>>62331546I have been in kospi since february, I bought another couple ks, nothing crazyit's basically a samsung and hynix etf atm
Oh, so he was an FSB pidor all along.
erm Leopold Aschenbrenner said the memory cycle is over and it's time for neoclouds
>>62331541>Huang to meet Samsung Vice Chairman Jun tomorrow>Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang: We might reveal some announcements tomorrow>Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang: Memory shortage to continue for several yearsSMIGGERS WE ARE SO BACK SMIGGERS
>>62331573ALL IN AT MU PC (Ticker: MU)
>>62331528hideous>>62331533disgusting
JENSEN HUANG JUST SAID MICRON IS THE NEXT 2 TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY
>>62331477Pretty much this, chinks are popping that bubble.ASML and TSM still have some good years ahead, but RAM is not that hard to make.
>>62331573>>Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang: Memory shortage to continue for several yearswhy is he hyping memory>SamsungThis is bullish for samsung and their HBF modules scheduled for release in 2027, not Micron and its HBM.>>62331571what is a neocloud
>>62331585i have no idea
>>62331564The schizophrenia/bipolar would more be environmentalist degrowth on one hand and desire for reducing poverty on the other
>>62331541Slurped MU, should've slurped some LITE
KOSPI ETA???
>>62331599it opens in 15 minutes
>>62331447>Europe lost tranniesThey still have a lot of trannies there.
Do I panic and sell everything Monday, slurp, or standby till Tuesday?
>>62331611Why would you sell on Monday? Did you not hear the 45th and 47th president of the United States (may God bless his lineage) exclaim that everything will be fine?
Guys guys, do i hold DRAM or NVDA right now?
What does this mean when they say "the saxophones got/get louder" ?
>>62331603LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
>>62331634Danger is near
>futures
Intel shareholder here Give it to me straight, how fucked am I on Monday?
>>62331613DRAM is a literal no-brainer. It'll reach 120 dollars by next year.
They must have shadowbanned me
>>62331541MUULITESTX
>BREAKING: "my penis is the next $10 sextillion dollar company" - Huang Diomg
>>62331643kek INTCel
>>62331643if it goes below 90 itll probably dip to the 60s, if it goes back above 108 its going to 200, probably...
>>62331585Need to get that ram from somewhere
>>62331662yeah? mine's worth $69 sextillion in free cum flow alone
>>62331653No you're just not worth the (you)
Why do you produce exportable profitable industries and products? We don't do that in Germany.We have windmills. Why dont you have as many windmills as germany.Why do you use clean efficient safe nuclear power? That is too scary for us in Germany.
>>62331668>if it goes back above 108 its going to 200Not all numbers do this
>>62331510what kind
Opinion on Nintendo and Capcom? They are both valued around 20 p/e now and I think their share prices have dropped because of a.i. fear replacing everything software development related.
>bombing beitrut>weekend oil doesn't move a ticknobody is paying attention. good, good
>>62331718>shabbat is overHere come the jewish shitposters
>>62331717Any ETFs for investing in entertainment stocks (including video games).I have a feeling that the powers that be will try to control normies through entertainment once AI starts doing all the useful work
>>62331436
I love Jordi Visseranytime I get worried about the markethe calms me downhe's the biggest bull ever
>>62331726isnt this the schizo image burry made
>>62331723>Any ETFs for investing in entertainment stocks (including video games).You're insane to even think about that right now
>>62331723DisneyYou guys see how much Disneyland costs? They make fuck loads of money
>>62331737You'd think you would be more interested in the fact that Nvidia is tied to SpaceX for five billion. Ho Humm. Off you go and snort more coke.
Can't wait for futures to open tonight..........it's going to be a fun week.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca5S85mhFbE
I'm constipated. I want to dump but just can't dump. Is this bearish or bullish?
>>62331749>I'm constipated.Down a soda or two. You're welcome.Constipation is a bad omen, by the way. Reconsider your options.
>>62331749Hold it in until you deliver a u bend blocker. That's the modern markets, just primed to deliver a epic shit ann farting loudly right now
>>62331442Haha, rape.
Tomorrow better be piss green.
>>62331740I think the video games sector is close to hitting the bottom, but will rise again. Gacha games have completely taken over East and South East Asia. It won’t be long before they take over America and Europe as well.
>>62331556I don't know what about German culture makes them so dismayingly awful, so paralysing braindamaged at politics, but it happens.
>>62331782>I don't know what about German culture makes them so dismayingly awful, so paralysing braindamaged at politicsLosing two world wars in a row will do that to you. I know people meme a lot around generational trauma, but that's literally the case here.And to avoid re-experiencing that trauma, people will vote against their own interest 9 out of 10 times.
What are some good Mormon owned corporations we can short you think /biz/?
>>62331763Believe the 20 peace deal pump Saar, very much open Saar, do not reedern ath saar
>>62331825Morms shouldve been burned at the stake when we had the chance. Oh well. I guess a crippling lawsuit and plunging stock prices will have the same effect.
>>62331838Surely there's profit to be made from this cult dying though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7mOiD2aZVgJoin us :)
>this week>inflation numbers>ORCL earningsIt's Joever
I genuinely feel like the Jews are specifically targeting me. I held SK Hynix through all the volatility but I paperhanded on Friday. Now they are fucking publishing stories about SK Hynix announcing a deal with Nvidia? Fuck you. It doesn´t even fucking matter if it is a good deal on paper because the leather jacket wearing chink can pump anything 50% just by opening his mouth. Its going to be a neon green Monday and it makes me sick.
>>62331441*pays an arm and leg in taxes instead*
Can't decide if I should sell some of my tech stocks or not...
what does this mean?
>>62331472not exactly, right now for the next fomc meeting (july 17th) the market says it's about 95% maintain, 5% rate cut, 0% rate hike. However, the chances for a rate hike somewhere this year are about 50%, with 47% rate maintain and the remaining % is rate cuts. This picture changed a lot from last week to the nigger friday, when the market was saying 30% maintain 70% hike this year, but somehow this situation suddenly changed again to the perspective of 1 week ago, and on top of that, the chances of a rate cut for this year increased significantly over the weekend for some reason.
>>62331876Based leather jacket man saving the economy
>>62331881For what? KO and KMB?
>>62331441You can’t even afford AC
do people really get spooked and sell over 1 red day? we had like a full month of green, this had to happen at some pointim just pissed i didnt have any more cashI also mistimed my entry into space stuff, thought the bezos rocket blowing up is a good entry point, didnt think itd crater for the rest of the week too>>62331717how is capcom down so much ytd theyre killing it with sales
>>62331886>for some reasondid you miss the fucking payrolls? not that i believe data much anymore but the market does. either way they have to hike and that will tank stonks, if they ease that will tank bonds which will tank stonks.
>>62331613NOK
>>62331876You were supposed to buy this shit 4 months ago, bro.
>being a daybaggie imagine being genuinely dumb enough to think you can beat the insiders, frauds, and algorithms just buy 70% index etf and 30% whatever managed gambling etf/mf you want for the green neuron activation effect amateur daytrading is dead and gone, you can't even be a "smart" gambler about it due to all the powerful individuals moving markets to irrational directions whenever the fuck they want the minimum barrier of participation is either inhuman reaction times or insider information and you have neither as a neet
>>62331909*easing = stonks skyrocket nominally
I put in an early interest for 5 shares of SpaceX, odds I get them?
>>62331886itll go bak in favor of cuts. inflation will be called transitory and theyll settle the meme war. S&P 8000 and the last bullrun into 2027. then ai communofascism into wealth confiscation and total white replacement
>>62331911I still made 2x on it, but could´ve made a lot more it seems like.
>>62331919screencap this btw noobs
>>62331915it's really not that difficult babe, especially being long in a bull market. it's been a nice tailwind to my returns, and i make more money doing it than any j*b i've ever held.
oil hits 75 everythng will be all cleared.
what kind of pizza sounds good today
>>62331937cheese
>>62331915I don't know I made a lot of money this year just from market research years ago. The trick seems to be not to check stocks everyday. That seems to trigger their buy and sell buttons if too many people do it at once.
If we don't climb back to 7500 by the end of the week its over
>>62331944always the best choice
what's an AC?
>>62331960Its when you´re grilling and blow on the char to restart the fire. You´re conditioning via air flow.
>>62331960AC is short for "Assassin's Creed", which is a video game franchise developed by Ubisoft.Ubisoft's stock has however crashed due to very poor performance.You should see this as a sign and invest heavily into the stock (and then dump it just before the next video game comes out).
>>62331960Air conditioning euro poors don't have them
Loaded up on puts Friday before close. I know I did the right thing because the trend is my friend and that’s all that matters. The sentiment isn’t there anymore. It’s degrading in real time and we see the writing on the wall. You can deny it all you want but the bears will win many battles this week. Fuck you all.
>>62331956Charts are so deceivingWhen you stop believing Buy the dip again Said we wouldn't buy itYou know I'm gonna buy it again
I think the whole AI thing is going to implode in on itself.
>>62331991It already has.
>>62331472just retail tripping about tech dropping since that's all retards know exists.
>>62331981>bottom signal
>>62332006I’ve never been more confident about something. That sell off was not normal. It was catastrophic. Think about it..
>bears
>>623319891999 was such a good year for pop music. the weather was wonderful in california and everyone was happy and that song always takes me back to playing soccer with my friends on this big beautiful field at school. we were reading harry potter books and getting excited for the star wars moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqU1pFRqYE
>>62332013the previous year had been el nino and it rained and rained but it made everything so green, probably the greenest spring ever
>>62331643Trump will sign some papers about government will invest in xAI and we'll have another rally, your intc is safe for another week
also believe it or not, back then people did not want the stock market to crash and to say something like that would have been considered obnoxious and in bad taste. so much has changed.
>>62332011It was pretty reasonable considering the run-up.
Who's ready for this Futures Gap up?
>>62332026>so much has changed.Indeed. Back then, people owned houses and had families.Quite shocking how quickly everything went wrong.
>>62332012That's a bull!
>>62332013That was 27 years ago anon... Before covid, before trans people existed, before social media, and internet porn was still just jpg
>>62332031internet porn and then internet dating really changed things and if you didn't live through them you wouldn't understand. it wasn't just the economy
>>62332013I wanna go back. Pic related
>>62332036Social media truly was a plague upon human society.
You can only fight gravity for so long
>>62331989All the things that I used to sayHave gone out the windooooow
>>62331541>the leveraged Koreans are going to ape back into KOPSI tongight.>ape backThey never sold. The profit taking was from foreign investors but the koreans were still buying
>>62332037why would you want to be a woman in the 90's? It was literal slavery back then
>>62332039that's about where interest rates were back then. banks paid interest on your savings account and hamburgers cost $.29 at mcdonalds
>>62332039god that looks fucking atrocious. bond vol doesn't look done either. we're just gonna print money to buy stocks lmao. speedrunning soviet style collapse
>>62332048The cost of capital in a fiat regime is zero. A debt instrument that pays 5% with the backing of the greatest country in history is massively underpriced.
>>62332046my mom made a lot more money than my dad and made all the decisions and she was skinny and pretty and loved her life
>>62331997I was doing training for it over the last 2 years (big mistake I'm essentially now restarting my life at 30 realizing I'm not cut out for dev). It was different when people were using it as a tool for like a more tailored google search in a way. But what I'm seeing now is its total use throughout everywhere and people are mainly just basically offloading all cognitive ability to it. Over the passed two weeks something changed with the training too. Before all projects and tasks were setup where it was obviously structured and written by humans. This is no longer the case. The projects now available to work are all themselves being written by AI. You have some of the ceos also saying that the models are basically going to start training themselves...This would quite literally be AGI. And is a falsehood. The models themselves will deteriorate without human involvement. I really wish we could go back because broader society seems to me like people are being lulled into as real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruAi4VBoBSMwe can get that 1999 feeling back. bubbles are so awesome some of you have no idea.
>>62332050>bond volYou're picking up what I'm putting down
>>62332043A 5% drop is not profit taking lol
Are people here shitposting when they cry about only having 100k/200k/300k at 30? I feel like a ton of people 40+ don't even have that kind of money saved.
>>62332075most people have nothing. the bottom 90% as a cohort spend $1.10 for every dollar they make.
>>62332052eww don't talk about women being pretty. I'm gay idc
>>62332075>having 100k/200k/300k at 30?As a EU-slave I can only dream about such numbers.Maybe I'll have around 300k invested when I turn 50...
we're living during the beginning of the greatest economic boom the world has ever seenthat dwarfs the boom the boomers went through by an order of magnitude.
>>62332079nvm I'm not gay anymore
>>62331643short term fairly probability of getting fucked more. Long term no, the fundamentals have not changed.>t. fellow intcel
>>62332086>>62332088miracles like this are commonplace during fat times
>>62332075no because if you are 30 you could have bought bitcoin out of highschool for like 300 dollarsyou could have bought silver for 12 dollars an ounceyou could have bought tesla at 80 before the stock split where it doubled in value within a weekwere here in smg listening to people shill SOXL, AMD, Nvidia, Micron when they were like 40 dollars a share before nvidia did 4 shares for 1 shareno it is actually pathetic that i am this poor on this bull run
>>62332086honestly to be honest if by magic you mean nominal then yes. big economic boom, in fact the numbers will be so bigly huge that no one will have ever seen anything like it possibly ever
When does Korean show begins?
>>623321079 hours until korea market opens, 8 until tokyo
>>62332066https://youtu.be/sc5iTNVEOAg?si=c_LfdbWQeJTRpbZg
>>62332115https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHWcN5YxuYcSUCH a good year for tunes. technically this was 1998 though
>>62332075Half shitposting half sincere. Keep in mind you're on an investing forum so standards are different, and the average NW of posters here is probably dramatically higher than the normie population. But personally my goal is to generate as much yearly income from my portfolio as I do at my 40 hr/week job.>t. 140k poorfag>I feel like a ton of people 40+ don't even have that kind of money saved.Just last week my normie coworker was telling me he couldn't afford the gym member ship to the gym I suggested to him and it's only 400 dollars a year... that's only an extra 1.09 a day.... so yeah it is kind of surreal to be faced with how poor the average person is.
>>62332077>>62332081>>62332094I'm turning 30 in a few months. I've got almost 40k in my taxable account and feel like I'm doing ok but not great. Would be in a much better place if I wasn't a NEET until 27.
Reminder that the Korean government doesn't give a shit about propping up the stock market anymore after the election was over this week.They are raising the rates because their currency is inflating like crazy. The USD to KRW exchange rate went the highest since 17 years just this Friday.
>>62332141also forgot to mention I'm gay now
>>62332128i had less than that at 30 and now i have half a million with only 40k contributed. you'll be fine.
>>62332075when you look at people with millions in their bank account every day its hard not to compare yourselfit can be a gift or a curse
>>62332145Congrats!
Imagine a market dumpingwhen earnings are explosively upthe highest earnings of all timethe highest earnings growth of all timenothing even comparesAnd the market dumps and shits itself.You don't need to imagine it. That's what's happening right now.If you're not buying this dip, you're retarded.
>>6233207526 - 2 months and only 100k in my retirement I do feel like I'm fucked
>>62332159And some of the best companies in the worldwith growth rates of 40% yoyearnings parabolicAnd they're dumping. Multiples below 30x earnings.
>>62331441This nigga goes to a restaurant to drink warm water
>>62332168>best companies in the world
>>62332170lolMicrosoft is a laggardthey're not what I'm talking aboutMicrosoft is probably going to get left behind.
>>62332170I still can't believe this photo is real. Fucking insane, clown world.
>>62332159The market always dumps when I have no cash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzJj5-lubeM
Kill all (((babe niggers)))
>>62332126https://youtu.be/E1fzJ_AYajA?si=Gzy8LCfQhmD4o8kk
>>62332181A lot of people scared and jumpy thinking this is a bubblewhen earnings are growing like they are. They're getting left behind. I'm really surprised a dotcom tier bubble hasn't formed, and Nasdaq isn't up 500% lolcompanies are actually, right now, are priced at bear market lows when compared to earningsYes, you can buy right now, not far off ATHs for prices that are bear market tier when compared to earnings. That's how much of a discount stocks are at right now.
>>62332141SK Hynix and Samsung *are* the Korean economy. The government isn't going to thwart their biggest cash cows.
>>62332199If those two collapse, Korea will turn into Vietnam.
Fuck it, usar slurp monday.
>>62331436ameritrannies lost
>>62332197the earnings aren't sustainable jackass
>>62332159I'll buy when I see a small uptrend
>>62332209yeah, they're not sustainable because they could be having even more earnings by laying off half the white collar work force
>>62332175we can only hopegoogle's the only one i would want to own long term but not even now>>62332199>one quarter of Korea's tax revenuemama mia
>>62332219they've already used that trick
made bank on korean chips just now.
>>62332199Do anons seriously listen to twitter trannies?>>62332225Thanks, now I'm thinking about my Korean ex's super tight yellow snatch.
>>62332197so true. you can tell by the music too it's still very early.>>62332195https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Whgn_iE5uc
>>>>62329444/ - - \ \Green Monday, Crab Tuesday/Wednesday, Crash Thursday/Friday. Trump blah blah weekend, stable week till ORCD.
>>62332178Nah no way, youre shitting me (no pun intended)>>62331541I bought 10 WMT and like $300 between UUUU and IEZ. Still 30% cash
>>62332229I even like the songs I didn't like back in the 90s. Just for the nostalgia factor. It was a more innocent time, and 1999-2000 was the peak in many ways.
>2026>still can’t buy coffee from Starbucks using ANY crypto Why do people own this shit again? How the fuck did Saylor manage to build a company?
> weekend oil Mumma...
>>62332236>till ORCDQrd?
>>62332253everyone was so happy and we all thought we would be that way forever. what a ride the last quarter century was. something big is happening now though and i'm very excited.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_RwpvKbZxA
>>62332152What did you invest in and how long it took to turn that 40k into half a million?
>>6233228490's revival what you think???
>>62332199Hyperinflation it is, then. Their dollar reserves are plummeting too.
>>62332075I had 400k at the beginning of last year.Right now, I somehow only 420k.If that isn't a reason to want to cry, I don't know what is.
>>62332280this was 2001 but its the same energyhttps://youtu.be/CMX2lPum_pg?si=iyhBKN1XoucQwM7R
sowhat's the verdict >>62332199>what if we took all the socialist hyperbolic scare stories about market capitalism and turned it into a country on this fucking planet i refuse to believe that SK is a real country
>>62332289also raising rates screw up the stocks, but it doesn't hurt the actual corporations as much. Anyway nearly half of Korea holds samsung and Hynix stocks, so there's going to be really angry people. However, hyperinflation makes people angry too. The Korean government is in a tough spot.
South Koreans deserve to be free from their slavery, crash that bitch and let them start their revolution
>>62332284and it took 6 years>>62332296that was such a jam.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L_BUA9eFC4
So there's not going to be a crash until midterms then just sell off everything.
Because SPY didn't spread their legs to accept the new IPOs we will have another year of pumping until they are accepted and then we will dump hard
7 hours until TKD tekwondo or total korean death, pending market results
>>62332301I always thought the "SAMSUNG CYBERPUNK DISTOPIA" video essays on Youtube were inaccurate.1. South Korea is an oligarchy of several chaebols. Samsung is big, but it doesn't rule Korea alone. Also, Samsung is in bed with one party, but it's enemies with the current ruling party, which jails the owner every 10 years for sport and forces pro-labor laws down its throat to weaken Samsung.2. Small countries with no natural resources must pool all of its effort into one big conglomerate, or it will be swept away in global competition. It needs one or two big punches; it can not profit in a "fair" economy with 100 companies. Imagine in TSMC in Taiwan was instead scattered among 10 smaller companies. Taiwan would not be a global economy. A "Samsung dystopia" is a necessary evil, because Korea has no alternative.
>>62332286I think you're an American patriot good job>>62332297what are socialist hyperbolic scare stories? I'm not even sure what point you're trying to make?
>>62332286mram qbts and rgti helped too, but most of my money made on those 2. pray and follow your heart and you'll find something. technically i did research but it didn't feel like it, felt like synchronicity
>>62332286>wintel>googleBased. I wanna buy more google.
My parents have been coming to me about investment advice but they never bother to educate themselves on investing. My mom asks me "should I do this? Should I buy this? Is this okay?" I don't fucking know? It's your money??? They don't even know anything about their portfolio, which funds invest in which sectors, and which ones are higher risk. I keep warning them about dividend etfs that promise a higher than 5% yield and explaining to them why etfs like those are usually unsustainable but they still don't get it. I recommend them all in one equity index funds because at least those ones the asset value go up, unlike dividend etfs, but they only care about the fucking high yield dividends. And they only buy etfs that were recommended to them by their friend and they don't bother doing their own research about them. I have explained so many concepts to them, like dca or the point of broad market index funds, but they still don't get it. It's like they only think line go up and it's so fucking annoying.
>>62331436I've never felt so comfy bros. Buy some ONDS, ACHR, and LAC. Hold for a couple of years or longer. Put the rest into Municipal state funds/bonds like NAZ, NAC, NKX and keep adding to it per paycheck making dividends tax free. It's FREE money thats giving me more than those money markets.
hmmmm
>>62332337it was 135 though? I miss something?
>>62332337Who gives a fuck about the price on Hyperliquid?
Not sure if my one riot fren is still here lurking but they just moved a whole lot of bitcoin. I suspect they're about to announce their $400mil project ditto datacenter is fully funded with zero dilution or debt.
>>62332337That's dumb. The reason it's down is because the shares are being bought for 135 at the IPOMakes sense to sell the overpriced ones on hyperliquid and get cash ready to buy them from people who got assigned and are looking to sell at a nice 10-20% profit
>>62332333Just tell them to do 70% SCHD for their precious dividends, and 30% VGT/IGM to drive growth in price
might APE some KORU calls monday depending on how the gooks do tonight
>>62332333Try what >>62332349 said first but in the case they still want higher dividends you can suggest GPIQ and GPIX it's high dividend and still has some growthThey might be more ok with that and it's not some yieldmax bs
>>62332349>>62332361And the reason it's VGT at 30% because it's the only thing that has enough growth to push through the brakes their dividend chasing does to their portfolio without using leverage. If it was VTI it'd barely even matter at 30% and wouldn't move their portfolio. VGT pushes more than double its weight, so it'd perform like a portfolio that's 60/40 VTI on good years.
While everyone is scared of a bubble bursting or cash niggers getting burned by inflation, REIT chads are resting quite comfortably
>>62332039saw your post on my way to postChart of the weekus 10y yield
>>62332350Holy shit. Talk about being heemed by leverage if you had been holding that.
>>62331436Where else can I see 185,000% returns?What’s the next “9 trillion” dollar market?
>>62332403Buy options for $2 and sell them for $2,000.Walla
>>62332403Rather own an MD 500
>>62332403Drone cars would be so fucking noisy dude.
>>62332417There are two razors inside of you
>>62332403>flying car>just a droneFAA would like a word.
>>62331475>accidentally ordered 10xsounds like normal fraud, who owns the company, who are the investors?
I have the hunch Monday will be pretty green.Screensnap this
Tomorrow is gonna be a bloodbath, but I’m also wrong about everything so it will probably be green.
>>62332436Buy at open. If it goes green, you made money.If it dumps, buy again and average all the way down.
>>62332400I actually did what >>62332350 gestured at. In February before the war I bought far OTM KORU calls. Held through the Iran war, spiked to 4x of initial investment 10 May. Sold for a solid 2.5x of initial investment. Same played out last 4 weeks, if I had held them I’d have peaked at like 5x but right now they are back in the 2.5x ish area.I wouldn’t buy KORU calls right. Ow because the premium is now too rich
MUD spelled backwards is dum
>>62332388Checked. Only a matter of time until someone bakes a /bmg/ op.
>>62332448!!!!
>all these desperate Mumu'sFuck it's going down even more on Monday isn't it? Reeeeee I shouldn't have bought back in on Thursday!!!!
I'm not ruling out green Monday, but CPI is Tues and I don't think anyone is going full long with the possibility cpi could press for a rate hike (or ppi on wed)
>>62332457>Mumu is
>>62332478Mumies
>>62332476May printed the full brunt of the oil spike in march April. Since then oil has crabbed. Why would the inflation be even higher rather than go down slightly
>>62332075I have 50k.
do we have a deal yet?
>>62332481Rebound gap not uncofirmed with certainty.
>>62332485The higher oil price could start feeding into other places
>sivers semiconductors are we pumping tomorrow? i'm already down 10% photosisters
Melt up CONFIRMED for Monday Trust the plan AI Supply chain integration CONFIRMED
>PDT rule lifted at 8PM>the poors will set the tempo for the week
I want to buy some otm calls because I feel like the market might pump again but all the mumusissies posting itt have me concerned. I feel like we’re gonna melt down again… but then that makes me feel like we’ll melt up. I don’t know anymore.
>>62332013Sugar Ray? More like Sugar Gay.
>>62332499i am not buying something that gets shilled like this. extremely gay
Woah bro
>>62332502I will dollar cost average across the week into calls. Wanna see how inflation shakes out. If it’s good DRAM will explode upwards, so so me of the calls need to be bought beforehand.
>>62332509you had to be there. this was before napster and we had to use a device called a radio if we wanted to hear music, and there was no guarantee you would hear what you wanted, sometimes you would make a phone call to the station and beg them to play your song and they might or might not, or spend $20 at the record store which was a large sum back then, and if you scratched your cd it was over so we had to put them in padded cases and treat them like treasures. so we had lower standards and we liked anything that was a little bit catchy. that was not even close to the gayest thing we were listening to btw.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZcmuKsyvzg
>>62332522Woooaaah it's like you can see the future or something!
>>62332522This must be the most antisemitic post i have ever seen here.
What is stopping me from buying SPCEX IPO and then buying Puts on the initial pump so i win either way?
>>62332526shut the fuck up you retarded babeposter.
>>62332533Where can you trade options day 1?
>>62332537you really think the pump will only last 1 day? Why would you dump it day 1 when you can bait in retail for a week and then dump it
>>62332526zoomies will never understand the anticipation of waiting 40 minutes to download a single MP3
>>62332509WHO SAID THATWHICH ONE OF YOU CALLED ME SUGAR GAY????
>>62332540I asked a simple question. Id buy long dated puts desu
>>62332513it's an exit window indicator
best korea will save the worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq8CcZnAuhU&list=RDNXef4puezsg
>>62332542they never had to go to a library to find entertainment, they never had to pick out a movie at the rental place, they never even bought a bag of weed from a stranger
when everybody thinks x is going to happenthe opposite of x happenslolyou think you're being cutebut you'll get fuckedthe market makes a lot of twists and turnsand there's people with interests that have more money and more control than you haveand you think you're going to get out ahead of them lol
>>62332448Don't knock them just yet. If the investment bubble really popped, these inverse ETFs will give us the last 100%.
>>62332542Zoomer here. Idgaf about you old fucks or your experiences. We deserve fast download times because you’ll never understand the anxiety of asking a girl out and then wondering if you’ll end up on her, or one of her friend’s, story as a laughing stock.
NIGGER MONDAY
>>62332552But you think the opposite will happen, therefore the opposite of the opposite will happen
>>62332552Based schizo tranime fan
>>62332556myspace came out when i was 14 and it was another 10 years before there was any social media moderation. if a girl called you a creep it was permanent and you had no recourse and nobody's mom was around to tell them to take it down. we had it worse kiddo.
>>62332556>you’ll never understand the anxiety of asking a girl out and then wondering if you’ll end up on her, or one of her friend’s, story as a laughing stockNigger, this is all of teenage and young adult love throughout history
Reported
>>62332548I like how they're showing you 87 - 152 spread and calling it a forecast. I could pull off something like that myself and make money.
>>62332556This Every girl talked to every other girlNothing you said was private every girl was on social media So glad I don't deal with that shit anymore
>>62332567>>62332568Tell me when in previous history HD video could be taken of you and then posted for thousands (in some cases millions if it goes viral) to view and clown on you for a moment that prior to the invention of the smart phone would be forgotten near moments after it happened. You boomer don’t know anything. Zoomers live in a surveillance hell.
Tomorrow is gonna be so bad it's not even funny. SK is still in crisis due to their election
>>62332526I'm older than you. 1999-2000 was the beginning of the end, spearheaded by Rob Thomas.Also, you don't get the joke but this guy does >>62332544
anyone make 4k+ this week?
>>62332589>1999-2000 was the beginning of the endActually, it was 2007.t. zoomer
>No mentions of Friday's bond yieldsHave any of you considered that will tomorrow will just...crab?
>>62331436VLN?Valentina semiconductor
KORU HAD A MASSIVE DIP FRIDAY ARE YOU ALL GONNA BUYING IN?
>>62332596Correct. We crab down slight red on Monday, crab up light green on Tuesday, then a good green on Wednesday
Always do the opposite of what /biz/ says
>>62332589i wasn't watching access hollywood back then, i was watching dbz and pokemon.>>62332592the aughts were pretty good and things didn't really turn bad until 2010 when it sunk in that it wasn't gonna get better any time soon. i enjoyed them at least.
>>62332602No dumbass, we gap down Monday then V and close green
>>62332607Fuck out of here with that weak ass paradox bitch
>>62332596This
>>62332592I lost 4k+ this week.
>>62332197dotcom was empty promisesthis is actual expenditure toward a tangible end
>>62332592$3.9k shoulda been $4k+ ez. sold before dump. all cash now
>>62331541I hope I get to slurp my ETF that has Korea exposure
>BREAKING: Iranian missiles were launched from Iran towards the State of Israel>REAKING - A senior Israeli official tells Morian Asraf at Channel 13:>"Firing towards Israeli territory from Iran means a declaration of resumption of war"OIL BARONS, WE ARE SO BACK
oilbros I will be saved on monday
Iran is attacking IsraelNo one held calls over the weekend, right?
>>62332645Fucking better, this BNO call has been burning a hole in my pocket for like 2 weeks. I feel like I'll be lucky to close it just 30% down
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEE
Trump will hit 100% war score by Wednesday
>>62332649I held puts ;)
>>62332556Zigger, this happened even before social media, the Internet, computers or electricity.You think your problems are uniquely yours. What a crystal, powerless generation.
DEVIL TRIPSAND THE MARKETDEVIL DIPS
>>62332645my 401k is already down $10k this is going to destroy my plans
>>62332666
>iranyou mean the country facing triple digit inflation, starvation, and on the brink of riots? that iran? ya nobody cares.
>>62332583Literally nobody gives a fuck about some "rejection" video about some kid they don't know thrown into the internet void. All that ever mattered was the other kids in the school, and they had social networks before the internet.Gossip was worse when you couldn't appeal to a video. People would just believe you had done and said rapey shit with zero expectation of proof.
*whew* look at that oil spike!
literally everyone has to suffer because of israeldoes this make sense to anyone?
>>62332417He did a good job of doing that.
>>62332645>Israel Defense Forces>@IDF>The IDF identified missiles launched from Iran toward Israel. Defensive systems are operating to intercept the threat.>9:05 PM (18 minutes ago) Jun 7, 2026
>>62332700New>>62332700>New >>62332700New>>62332700>New>>62332700New>>62332700>New>>62332700
market is going below the initial Iran dip btw, good luck
>>62332694Iran has broken the ceasefire. We must resume our tracks against the IRGC terrorists. God Bless America, God Bless Our Troops, God Bless Donald Trump.
>>62332666This is very troubling.
>>62332666NONONONONONO
>>62332666Kek does not like cheaters. The call you just made, applies ONLY to yourself. You are fucked
>>62332533In the end since it's only ONE underlying, it means the effect is precisely the same as if you waited some weeks and then bought the shares at the lower price.There is no gain with your FOMO shares, ASAP put strat. In the end everything is just dollars.
>>62332766>typical Mumu not calling out the guy using a script for constant bullishness>cries out "fake!" when someone bets the oppositeKek, fuck you Mumus are so damn desperate for a pump. Fuck 20% of my account is fucked. At least Im not all in, you guys must be heavily in to be this desperate for a pump
>>62332064>and people are mainly just basically offloading all cognitive ability to it.Look, an imbecile will use a rifle to shoot himself into the foot rather than for hunting deer he needs to feed his family. Same about mental irrelevants (your coworkers or whatever) that can't use AI correctly. They have no critical thinking and don't treat it as a tool. They don't realize if the AI leaves something unmentioned, you maybe still have to poke holes, discuss counterfactuals, etc.Let the irrelevants be irrelevant.
>>62331436I seriously don’t understand what they were thinking when they destroyed their nuclear power infrastructure. It takes a decade of planning and construction just to build 1 nuclear power plant. Just 1. So stupid… History will look back in total bewilderment on that decision..
>>62331464But it’s not though.. the real world still exists and people need items to maintain society.
